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BRUCE CAMPBELL IN MY SHOW???

HELLO BABYGIRL

(says guy who knew he would be here since the beginning because originally he was looking for media that had Bruce Campbell during his Evil Dead hyperfixation and saw Psych but didn't start it till at least a year later)

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They call me forgetful mike because well um… I can’t..hmmm. yeah.

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Here’s a Psych timeloop fic idea that’s been stuck in my head for like, a year now that I haven’t been able to write for some reason (under the cut because this is longggggg):

So the day starts out normal, Juliet and Lassiter receive a big robbery case, and Shawn and Gus show up to the station shortly after wanting in on the case.

And Juliet’s like “Actually, we don’t need your help on this one.”

And Lassiter continues going “I agree with O’Hara. Something that you have to remember, Spencer, is that O’Hara and I are detectives. Real, actual detectives, with a badge and training. We’ve solved cases before you got here, and we’ll continue solving them long after you’re gone.”

Shawn’s face falls, and for a moment Juliet worried that they went too far, when Gus goes “Pshh, fine then. We’re gonna go talk to the Chief, I’m sure that she’ll let us on the case.”

And then they both take off before she could say anything, and Juliet makes a mental note to buy Shawn a pineapple later as an apology, even though she’s pretty sure that he knows they were just messing around with him. Or at least, she was. For the most part. But that would have to wait until after the case, which is fine because she knows she’ll see him again soon.

But when they were about to investigate their first lead, the Chief called them into her office, telling them that a body had been reported in the forest and that they needed to go check it out.

So they went, and they were making their way across the forest soaked in rain, and their shoes sunk into the mud with every step they took. As they went deeper into the forest and got closer to the crime scene, they saw that all the officers there looked grim. They were all just standing around, not really looking at each other, and looking anywhere but at the body that had been covered with a tarp.

Juliet got a horrible sinking feeling and froze. Carlton crouched next to the body, and lifted the corner of the tarp with his pen.

And the body was Shawn.

Juliet was devastated, and even Lassiter was visibly affected. (This is where I got stuck btw, so if it goes downhill in quality from here I apologize).

When they returned to the station, the Chief came up to them and told them about how Shawn was one of their own, and how solving his murder was now their highest, and only priority.

And so they were sitting at Carlton’s desk, sort of out of it, when he spoke up suddenly.

“I know… I know that Shawn and I fought almost constantly.. But I never wanted him to die. Not like this.” And Juliet nodded.

“I know, Carlton.”

“Spencer was one of the good ones.” He confessed after a moment. “He deserved better.” Juliet’s mouth formed a thin line, and she felt herself begin to choke up. She nodded her head.

Then, he held her hand and squeezed. “And we’re gonna find the bastard that did this to him.” He said. She nodded her head again as a couple tears fell.

The next morning, Juliet entered the station and went to the Chief’s office asking if a file had been made for Shawn’s case yet, and the Chief was confused, and was like “What case?? Did something happen??”

And then Juliet was like “He was murdered.” And the Chief began to freak out before they saw Shawn and Gus come into the station. So the Chief turned to Juliet and was like “O’Hara, I don’t know if this is some sort of sick joke that Spencer put you up to but—”

And then Juliet cut her off saying, “Omg, no—no. I guess I just had a nightmare last night and got confused, I’m sorry.” And from there the day went pretty much the same as before, but slightly off because Juliet went to see the Chief first, and then the body was called in again and Juliet realized that she was in a timeloop.

So Juliet pulled Lassiter aside and was like, “Carlton, I know this may seem crazy, and I swear it isn’t grief or anything like that, but I’ve lived through this before. I think I might be in a timeloop.”

But then Carlton was like “Oh thank God— for a moment I thought I was going insane.”

And so the fic continued with them repeating the same day over and over, trying to solve Shawn’s murder. The main moments from this that I had in mind for this is one loop where Juliet breaks down sobbing when she sees Shawn and just holds him repeating “I don’t want you to die, I don’t want you to die, I don’t want you to die…”

Then there’s another loop where Lassiter was desperate and went, “What if I killed Shawn myself. Just— shoot him the moment he comes through those doors, just see what happens.”

And Juliet only replied, “Carlton I know you. You would never do that.” (And he didn’t).

Eventually, they figured it all out and managed to save Shawn just in time, and when they woke up in the hospital waiting room the next day they cried from relief.

And they both learned to appreciate Shawn a bit more.

(This kind of fizzled out in the end, but I have to go to sleep lmao. Thank you for reading, have a great day. And if you want to use this and write something with it, go ahead, I’d love to see it 👍).

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I listened to Ive Heard It Both Ways like 50 times while trying to finish rhis fucking thing

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😏 face.

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Okay so this is Jules and Lassie right?

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They’re contemplating it on my lock screen

Shawn Spencer would want to play I’m a believer (the smash mouth version) at his wedding

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I love that Dean and Sam’s final challenge was to defeat the daddy issues they have with god…

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Shawn Spencer would want to play I’m a believer (the smash mouth version) at his wedding

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yes psych is adhd/autism solidarity but also shawn spencer is autistic too. hope this helps ♡

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Adding this rant to the post because it feels relevant

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to be a divorced man

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Redownloading the chess app.. about to rage quit so hard

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Hey guys.... Anyone feeling really very normal about this fit? cause I am NOT

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bread, they could never make me hate you baby

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Guys�� guys if I do have to run through a field I’ll record it for you.. I will. Running through a field = you get a recording of me running through a field.. why. Actually yall would want that wouldn’t you? But there’s other options, you know. You don’t have to be a sheep, you don’t have to gently graze the meadows, and, do. Other,,, sheep things- okay! I don’t actually know what sheep do but ya know. You get the point.

If I hit 400 followers to celebrate (cause why not? Love celebrating) what would yall like to see?

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If I hit 400 followers to celebrate (cause why not? Love celebrating) what would yall like to see?