#OKAY??????

[bludpudding]

hello can I take a moment to acknowledge how batshit insane souvenirs was for this line

[reigningmax]

Max via instagram story, 2024 Canadian Grand Prix quali

[p0rchc0ll4ps3]

I need to write like. The worst most awkward first time sex scene between Harry and Kim. Like they're both so into it and both want it but then Harry gets scared and gets all awkward about it and Kim has to try not to be too rough but then he ends up being rough and afterwards they're both sitting there like ok that was. Nice. I guess. (I'd do it again.) but now this is awkward. We're coworkers. We shouldn't even be friends, just coworkers. We trust each other with our lives. And now we took it... here. Practically accidentally.

And it kinda fucks them up for a hot minute 👍 and shits really awkward and bad between them. Like Harry's all self conscious and concerned that he did this and being clingy coz omg Kim iuguh I fucked Kim I can't believe it but at the same time he's also so so so worried he's ruined this forever and he's waiting for Kim to ditch him (for being filthy for being awkward for being bad at sex for being clingy etc). And meanwhile Kim's so so bothered that he let himself slip like this and that this isn't professional and well yeah he's been fucking jean but ignore that completely ignore that now he gave in to fucking not just his coworker but his partner who he's die for and has almost died for and vice versa. And it sends him for a loop bc jean is just sex for sex but this was different. This was the first sex in a long time where genuine feelings are involved and there's no way Harry of all people Mr can opener du bois the best cop revachol has seen in forever would like HIM. But he did he fucked him and he said those things and man what if he's making it up what if he's lying?

So they get all weird around each other bc they're not sure if they liked it (they did) or if they wanted it (they did) or if they should ever do this again (they will). And now where's the coworking relationship stand and now how can they be professional with each other and now what is this spiral. What if I get too attached. What if I smother him. What if by loving him I lose him

And the sex was bad. Btw. It was bad

[c-duceusclay]

“You feel none of that damage”

[honeekyuu]

if anyone asks, i was NOT listening to hozier when i wrote akaashi in genius ch3 okay??? okay???????????

[blmpff]

jojo_tichakorn igs 11.08.23

[salvatoraes-moved]

Don’t speak on Stelena to justify your nasty ship.

excuse me ????

[danswank]

[raytorosaurus]

Yeah nobody is reading that shit 😅

cool buddy you're part of the problem 😅

[richarlisonny]

SEAN DYCHE AND MICHAEL MACINTYRE IN THE CROWD I'M??????

[thiagodasilva]

WE SCORED?

[dantemisan]

The truth will come out.

Pairing: Perona x Revolutionary! Reader.

Genre: Angst.

Warning: Mihawk is an evil daddy, loves to order his cute goth daughter Perona. Reader suffering, apathy, agony. Everything happened too fast. Perona kills you with her Devil Fruit power. Ghosts with their tongues hanging out killed you ="(

Word count: idk =p

Perona was singing softly in the castle kitchen preparing something sweet for her and (Y/N) when someone called to their den den mushi. Perona immediately dropped all the trouble and ran to the sound of the ringtone, answering the call. "Perona at den den mushi, who is that?" The girl asks with a smile, when a familiar male voice comes from the device: "Perona, is everything all right?" mihawk asks, nervousness in his voice. "MIHAWK!!!.. Yup, what's going on?" Perona asks as she puts her ear close to the machine, waiting for a response. "(Y/N) she's an undercover revolutionary, she was sent here to get information about the world government from the two of us." Mihawk says seriously, but Perona does not believe, giggling into the phone, "It's true, Perona, I'm not kidding with you." Mihawk repeats when he hears the giggles stop, leaving only silence. "Mihawk, but.." Perona wants to object, but she is interrupted: "Perona, kill (Y/N)." Mihawk says as Perona feels goosebumps on her skin. Her best friend, whom she trusted with all her secrets, is so good and kind.. all this time just pretending to get information about the world government for the dragon? Can't be... "Mihawk, I.. I can't kill her." Perona says, the girl can't believe her ears.

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Perona, if you don't kill (Y/N), I will." Mihawk's words cut roughly into Perona's ears, that was the last thing she heard from him. "Mihawk, please don't kill her!" Screams Perona as tears flow from her eyes, she grabs den den mushi and screams at him. "I've already said everything, Perona, don't you dare disobey. Be careful." Mihawk says as he cuts off the link.

"I don't believe you, Mihawk.."

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You were sitting in your room in the giant mihawk's castle. you were lying on the bed reading the book you had before you got here. You were an undercover revolutionary, your boss, Dragon, sent you here to infiltrate Mihawk's and Perona's trust and get information from them about the world government, then call up through den den mushi with the revolutionary headquarters and tell them the news that you got for this period of time. But you became attached to a girl who also lived in the castle with Mihawk, to Perona. She was sweet and affectionate to you, you could say that you spent most of your time with her, even though you should have received new information about the world government every day. Mihawk left on another mission a week ago, so you need to get out of the castle, unnoticed by Perona, and transfer the information via den den mushi to Dragon personally. You picked up den den mushi and your notepad, slung your briefcase over one shoulder, and headed outside.

ㅤ

At the moment you were standing near the shore, fog was blowing around you, and you were looking at the horizons of the muddy sea. Den den mushi sat on your arms, the breeze blew over your face and a few strands flying behind you. You quietly waited for the dragon to notice that you wanted to contact him.

"(Y/N)?"

"Yes, mr. Dragon, it's me."

"Fine, you can talk."

"I didn't get any new information."

"Our last call was about a week ago."

"I.. I just have unnecessary information, it's not really about the world government."

"Tell me about this."

"Well, Mihawk-.."

"(Y/N)? Who are you talking to?.." Perona's gentle but nervous voice was heard. You turn around and see your best friend in front of you. Her tear-stained face, her eyeliner running down her cheeks, her rosy plump lips slightly parted, her hair disheveled, and her hands firmly holding the knife. "Perona, why do you need a knife?" You ask her when a male voice is heard from den den mushi: "(Y/N), who are you talking to?" Perona's face contorts, and tears threaten to spill as she raises her hand in your direction, releasing a negative ghost from there. The ghost strikes your body as you fall to your knees in apathy, den den mushi falls from your hands, and your face shows fear and regret. "Mihawk.. he. I thought he was lying!.. I.. I didn't believe him that you were with us just for information about the government that no one needs!.." Perona sobs as another negative ghost flies out of her palm, hitting you and driving you into agony. Your head is down and your heart rate is racing, you are breathing heavily, feeling like you are dying, as perona leans over your body and gently but too quickly takes your chin. Your tortured eyes stare into her large and swollen, tears streaming down her cheeks as she silently apologizes and brings the knife to your throat, cutting your throat sharply, thus giving you a quick death.

ㅤ

"(Y/N)!? Are you okay? Hey! It's Sabo! Say something!.." A masculine but softer voice comes from den den mushi when perona comes up to him and picks him up. "Because of you, she died." Perona says bitterly, a bloody knife falls from her hand, and she throws den den mushi into the sea. Panting perona nervously swallows, now she is alone again..

[gggafie]

I want an Angel Dust Suit.

The thought came to me one day.

[vulpixelates]

i have a cat story time

we recently learned that whenever someone shouts/sounds mad or aggressive around bigby he will let out these little sad chirps like "momby why don't we talk about this in a more civilized tone :/ none of this funny bigness"

[old-ssainzz]

if i had a dollar for everytime one of my friends told me “sharing is NOT caring” i could buy us all paddock passes i am not even kidding

[thenarryparable]

Okay I gotta get a thought out rn