#Oh it's going to be a family affiar

[difeisheng]

Do you have any ChengYao headcanons? I'm knee-deep in this ship and I've only read a few satisfying fics for it (I have no idea where to start if I want to write a fic for them).

Oh gosh, hmmm. I will be honest, Chengyao doesn't weigh on my mind as much as other ships I have, more like it suckerpunches me every now and then with a need to post about them, but let me see!

Planning Jin Ling's birthday party is not just a yearly job. It is a full-time occupation that lasts at least the three months leading up to it and although Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao have to work together (because A-Ling likes his family being together on his birthday and what he wants he gets), it is understood that organizing is a competition and both uncles are there to win. Gods help anyone who gets in the way of Yunmeng Jiang or Lanling Jin when their sect leaders are in 'Spoiling Jin Ling to One-Up Each Other' mode. They have no time or patience for you

One of the only times Jin Guangyao and Jiang Cheng will genuinely tolerate each other is when Jin Ling asks about his parents. Then the situation becomes completely neutral ground, because both of them are orphans and didn't mean for Jin Ling to be so they will not argue over this. If their nephew wants to know about his mother and father then both Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao will be there with the stories, no excuses for fucking this up

The entire Jianghu rumor mill thinks Chengyao is having an affiar. Jiang Cheng is predictably oblivious to this. Jin Guangyao is painfully aware of the situation and is not very amused. Qin Su however, having known both men well enough to know it's not true, is having the time of her life hearing these things and will offhandedly tell Jin Guangyao what the Lanling gossips say he's reportedly done with Jiang Cheng. He does not appreciate this on the surface, but hey, Jiang Cheng is still good-looking (even if Jin Guangyao has too many complexes about relationships and sex at this point to ever go there) so compared to other things people say about him, being known for fucking Mr. Lightning & Cheekbones is honestly not that bad

I am burning out a little here, so I might add some more thoughts in the morning if I think of them but I hope you're ok with these for now! Thanks for the ask!

[chaneajoyyy]

Do you know any plus size reader black panther fics?

I sure do!!!

PLUS SIZE READER X T’CHALLA

- golden girl, fingers dipped in gold series, early morning concerts, do it, a single prick series, singing lessons, lose that attitude, i’ve been going, his sixth sense, nice & comfortable, three kings of dreams, you may, comfortable, possibly, up and alert- @supersizemeplz

- family isn’t always everything, t’challa dealing wth his s/o having guardianship of her little bro, you and t’challa had a really bad breaku but he sees you at an event?, group text: date, in my feelings, t’challa after a hard day funning wakanda, “lemme show you how much i love you”, group chat: plans for tonight, love through tragedy, my apologies my queen, “choose”, lazy days (includes m’baku)-  @plussizeappreciationfics (search: tchalla and tchalla x reader)

-anonymous series, gentle giant series, the twisted ones, selfless series, all the stars series- @cassidyconner

- how the guys for the avengers would react to being twerked on (includes t’challa);  imagine you decided to post a sunbathing picture for instagram, knowing your husband, the king of wakanda will see. everything goes smooth until erik killonger decides to give you a lil too much attention. he ends up learning not to mess with the queen (fake social media au); imagine t’chala and his queen are execting their first child. the world is overy joyed by the little bundle of joy, imagine it ‘s halloween and you decide to dress up as your idol sorm leaving the entire internet shook (fake social media au), imagine it’s your anniversary with your boyfreind t’challa and he surprises you with a trip to the most beautiful beach you’ve ever seen- @papi-chulo-bucky (search: tchalla)

- headcanons: short reader, king of spring, hot cheetos, rays of sunshine, pineapple princess, your highness, jealousy- @littlemessyjessi

- cats, why series, enough for now, jealousy headcanon, lingerie headcanon, nsfw headcanon, kinks headcanon, dom/sub headcanon, height headcanons- @madamslayyy

- queen by spring series, “i have a right to what is mine”, t’challa is straight up missing you, t’challa needs to feel your finger in his hair, imagine t’challa helping you find more peace by bringng you into meditation, wakanda now bath salt baths and tantric sex; your favorite physical aspect of t’challa is his mouth, t’challa and m’baku both like gap tooth play but t’challa like to run it along the outer lips while m’baku likes to work it over the nipples (includes m’baku and sam wilson); cater, matchmakers, show me, to our bedroom (search t’challa x reader)-  @brownsugarcocoabutterwildflowers

-miles apart series-  @eriksjournal

- t’challa with his first bbw- @sisterwifeudaku

- he spills series @captainsaveasmut (includes m’baku and erik)

- where are we?, the wakandan boys when the’re sick (includes erik and m’baku) - @sonofnjobu

- al fics- @eerythingisshaka

- learn ya series- @wakandaforeverwrites

- let’s play- @wakandamama

PLUS SIZE READER X M’BAKU 

- all m’baku fics- @plussizeappreciationfics

- your cherries, wakandan events & natural charisma series, love berries, ain’t got no time, shadows in the closet, tamed, change in schedule, big baby, intersting theories, why?, forever my chieftess, three kings of dreams, long days and longer nights, i wouldn’t mind- @supersizemeplz

- gaining favor- @littlemessyjessi

- healing gardens series, it’s complicated series, extra credit series, coming home series (includes what’s for dinner?), warrior spirit, diplomatic affiars, fading away, gemini rising: birthday edition, just business series-  @jellybean531

- work from home series, fever series- @mbakusthrone

- warm colors series- @mermaidchansons

- a special visit- @yaachtynoboat711

- tradition series, mr. stamina, truth or dare series, give it to me, the garden,, princess, 2 hours, i’m right here, the wakandan boys when they’re sick (includes erik and t’challa), would you rather-  @sonofnjobu

-chieftess, giving m’baku a lapdance, t’challa and m’baku likes gap tooth play (inclues t’challa and sam wilson), tradition, watch-  @brownsugarcocoabutterwildflowers (scroll for m’baku x reader)

- an m’big surprise- @pastelastronomy24

- and i you, my love; hands, his girl, untitled, you are mine- @marvelmaree

- v.i.p (includes erik), you owe her an apology, no i can’t take a break, scraped m’baku headcanon, m’baku titty worship headcanon, whipped headcanon, the prince seires, is this love? series (ncludes m’baku) (with don’t be scared)- @madamslayyy

- fated instinct series, cabin in the snow series, whipped cream a la m’baku-  @greennightspider

- brown skin, oh angel, forever mine, best baba ever, the heat of trinidad series- @artisticestheticreads

- forget his name, our love in color series, a well deserved rest series, have it your way series, satisfied, another heir, what would you have me do? series, full body- @wakandan-flowerz

- crown royal on ice, two left feet, just for tonight series- @ghostfacekill-monger

- all fics- @eerythingisshaka

- all fics- @muse-of-mbaku

- mother may i series- @wakandaforeverwrites

- sweet thang series, the best part, bow to me- @wakandamama

PLUS SIZE READER X ERIK

- how i feel, right now, animal, chains series, purple herbs & gardens, risks & new beginnings series, better with time, let’s play, without a doubt, sizzling pans & slow jams, misinterpretations, visions of gold, out business, come through and chill series, nights, slow burn, a siren’s allure, venom, the one, maybe they’re right, sore loser series, i’ll be alright, spooky cookies & vampire fangs, screams in the night series; knock, knock series; imagination, the cure series, poptart man series, this must be our song, conversation starter, heaven is a place on earth, twins?, say it, i’m there, his princess, his for the night, sugar baby series, authority series, baby shark, lemme try, take our time, say the word, sudden reunions series, memories of you, more ways than one, lemme try it again (that’s my face), not in budget, i would like to see it, pease mama bear, she likes me, guess what, times like these, tell me your secret series, he gets it from me, baby see baby do, see what had happened was, who me?, so relax, three kings of dreams, deck the b-…halls?, do it again, be quiet, you so crazy, how that sound?, you’re so handsome, sit still, leave me aloneee, don’t hide, or maybe, send it to mommy, but i’m sick.., you thought i wouldn’t find out, he’d make you his, ballet baba, ain’t that right?, he wasn’t having that, being honest, that’s all it took?, then stop ignoring me, since you can, but i thougth…, jealous, i won’t tell you again series, hit me, no reply, i’ve alway been, you sure?, no more tummy time, toss ‘em, you done now?, sing it baby, doped up, battle it out, for however long, bath time, bedtime stories, i’m sorry, was that so hard?, i owe you that, whatchu say?, hard headed, it should’ve been you, take our time series, baba’s day, whatever she wants, nope, can’t even look at you, not again, nose wide oen, just a bit longer, come on over to my place, fences & bullriders- @supersizemeplz

- all erik fics and headcanons- @nahimjustfeelingit-writes

- all erik fics and headcanons- @eye-raq

- teach me series, when you’re mad series, waffles series, slow ride series, movie night series, let’s talk about sex series, mines, thunderstorm, girl fuck you, eat your breakfast seres (with eat your dinner), secret admirer, amusement park fun, displays of affection, night at the movie theaters, silent hearbeats series, kissing strangers series, worship, loving the way you love it, day drunk, smile for me daddy series, just like you, we goin to hell, breeding time- @thehomierobbstark

- refuge series, champion series, soft series, all dadmonger fics, erik’s getting soft series, erik and his princess, erik’s afraid of live, erik takes care of his sick princess, erik witha shy girl, erik’s created a monster series, afraid of heights, erik loves to spoil you, you want it rough, t’challa’s trusted advisor, first kiss, the legend series, you hurt erik, i love you, erik backslides, the proposal, daddy, accountability, noral, kinky, foolproof, erik ad your burn marks, erik helps you do pole fitness, i do, first date, erik teasing his short gf, erik cuts his hair- @killmongersgurl

- late again, halloween party, imprint, a man in love, v.i.p (includes m/baku), daddy’s home, y’all again?, okay? okay, prisoner of love, family cookout, kiss, what’s cooking good looking, expecting headcanons, food headcanons, crying headcanons, nsfw headcanons, foot fetish series, halloween headcanons, lingerie headcanons, jealous headcanons, kevin’s  heart series, untitled series- @madamslayyy

-carnal stimulation series, next lifetime series, hoe ass erik series, dirty little secrets series, hennything is possible, sunday dinner series (with payback), a.d.i.d.a.s., green goddess, suddenly stevens, beauty is her name, it’s complicated. i’m sorry, the great reveal, neighbors know my name series (part 2 to @hearteyes-for-killmonger‘s story of the same name), the devil speaks xosha, mile high, trap card, act up, let me smell it, up late, i’ll take your man, carry on, dreams & nightmares- @goddessofthundathighs

- headass youtube couple series, fix my crown series, all skate, cutting ties series, #tsrbaewatch,  @apantherinmypastlife

- all erik fics-  @wawakanda-btch

- all fics- @hearteyes-for-killmonger

- say my name series, beg for it, the coat room, charley horse, full court press, house party, boyfriend makeup challenge, gumby, the let out series, disorderly, token, all i wanted for christmas is you, hit the showers, neo, erica; veni, vidi, vici, i will be here, trick or treat, the wakandan boys when they’re sick (includes t’challa and m’baku)- @sonofnjobu

- mine, unravel me series (includes belong to you), i missed you series (inlcudes you a’ight and if they ain’t looking), rated e, on braodway, no average bitch,  @brownsugarcocoabutterwildflowers (scroll for erik killmonger x reader and erik killmonger imagine)

- all tasting mellow fics- @tastingmellow

- laid up series- @pastelastronomy24

- come lay with me, house hunting series, stretch marks, the footbal jerseyy, you sure?- @marvelmaree

- the deal series, nuggest of truth, girlfriend, all i want is you, care for you- @wakandamama

- rated e for extra petty, elbow deep series- @puffmamaa

- she got game, where’s the smoke, s.d.m., from paris with love, where the hoes at? (with t’challa and m’baku), written all over your face, baby bump series (wit cuddle buddy,, and hc: chubby!erik trying old clothes), not in that way, here kitty kitty, computer blue series, chunk series- @ghostfacekill-monger

- all erik fics- @stripper-patrick

- he spills series (with t’chala and m’baku)- @captainsaveasmut

- i’m cleva series, do me baby (part 2 of @killmongersgurl‘s serieserik’s created a monste)-, @killmongerdispussy

- sorry he’s gone, mad issues series, curiosity happy weight- @curls-and-crosses

- nah baby i got you- @inxan-ity (scroll for erik killmonger)

- all fics- @writerbee-ffs

- paragone series- @dynastynoire

- all fics- @eriksjournal

- the sweetest taste series, late night drive- two of a kind series (includes ‘03 bonnie and clyde prequel), beyond the lights series, mad love series- @wakandaforeverwrites

- all erik fics and headcanons- @plussizeappreciationfics

-thanksgiving w/ mr. stevens and the udakus series (with valentine’s gumbo),  @mermaidchansons

- all erik fics- @muse-of-mbaku

- all fics- @eerythingisshaka

- all fics- @artisticestheticreads

*I AM GONNA START YOU HERE!! I KNOW I’M MISSING PEOPLE. SO IF YOU AND/OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW WRITES PLUS SIZE READER X BP CHARACTERS PLEASE HIT ME UP!!**

[the-real-overwatch-lore]

New character lore expansion

U FAKS

EVERYONE IS DEAD TO ME

Pissbeam is the irish pwoer, she inherited it from the IRA Omnics.

She is Torbjorn’s daughter, as a result of his affiar with Brian Keenan.

The Omnics wiped out the IRA in the war, and thus she wants to kill all the omnics. She’s also not Irish, but instead a Newfie.

Moira is Emily’s mother, but gave her up for adoption at birth because she was committed to her career as a genocidal maniac (definitely not a neo-nazi)

Mercy and Moira went to the same medical school, and were best friends until Mercy went all supervillian on her and used her blonde to make Moria’s reputation go down the toilet. Also she like, wanted to cure cancer but Mercy was like “no that does suffering so we must keep it.” So then Moria got all upset and joined Blackwatch and made Reaper all neat and shadowy and also made McCree’s dick larger. Genji just sat in the corner and cried about honor the entire time cause he’s a bitch.

She injected a anime into each arm to make her more powerful that you can possibly imagine.

But darth vader didn’t kill.

This also made her run like a fuckin weeb.

Like holy fuck what a fucken weeb

Get out ur traash

She had a short fling with Danny DeVito, who in the Overwatch world became a pro wrestler.

He was also 80 when she dated him.

She keeps her fingernails long to cover up the fact that she doesn't know how to use a keyboard

She’s secretly getting lesson from Sombra during her time in the EVIL organization.

Doomfist did nothing wrong

But sombra only types mexican so she can’t log into her library account. This makes her very upset.

SHE JUST WANTS TO READ

She doesn’t know how to read.

SHE JUST WANTS TO CHECK OUT AUDIOBOOKS

In the overwatch world iliteracy is at an all time high, meaning that 90% of the cast can’t read or write. The only ones that can are Junkrat because he’s a brilliant scientist seriously do you see those fucking bombs he made those out of garbage, and Hanzo who learned to write and read one thing “dishonor” and “family. Also Torbjorn can read because he killed the judeo-christian god with his dick and took his place.

During med school (nerd) Mercy called her “O’Deoderant”

This was because Mercy wanted her boyfriend at the time, Mako boy (roadhog) (he aged poorly in his mid life crisis) (really let himself go), and then Mercy and boi got together and Mercy got pregnant. Their child was a trash panda named Junkrat.

O’moria or whatever the fuck she is then got really pissy and modified the trash panda into a human.

Blizzard doesn’t know how to make a game btw

Fixed it 4 u

k  thxx babe

Np boo <3

BENIS

I did it mom

You did great honey

Reee

So Genji did eventually get a (cyber)dick, but he never wanted to use it cause he’s a bitch. He also killed tracer a few times because she annoyed him, but Moria brought her back. Mercy then stole that technology and that is what became the worst video game mechanic 2k123

ENHANCE (expand) DONG - McCReeeee 2k38

Moira invented everything Mercy ever had, but she was blonde and was better at sex so she was able to steal everything. Mercy also stole the expandong and used it on winston to satisfy her donkey kong fetish. The only person immune to her wiles was Torbjorn because he is a god. Also he’s her father and that would just be weird like jeez

Mercy = Edison, Moira = Tesla, Torb = Elon Musk who traveled to the future to destroy the world because nobody bothght teslas

Seriosuly tho fuck edison

Dude killed elephants

Like y

Y would u do that

I kill elephants

WITH MY DICK

They worht like 3.50

Genji is actually Jeff’s self-insert OC

So she like joined blackwatch because she hated Mercy enough, and everyone else there was like “yo fuck that blonde bimbo ye”

I mean I’d fuck that blonde bimbo, ye…

Gabe (Newell) thought they were talking about Morrison, though.

Gabe Newell = Torb, Torb = Half-Life 3, OVERWATCH IS HALF LIUF $

OH SHIT

THE TRUTH CAN NEVER ESCAPE

*teleports behind you*

“Nothing personnel, kid”

Don’t buy lootboxes plz

They don’t even drop in front of the entire lobby like what trash

So then Moira pushed to regulate lootboxes but Mercy Jeff stopped her and removed her from the game.

Mercy was using them to fund her crippling plastic surgery habits

Bitch you thought that was nanomachines?

Her tits had more plastic than a barbie doll

Did you know Mercy is addicted to all drug? Yeah, like future heroin. It’s like modern heroin but it has future in it.

Her healing beams are actually liquid weed, a whole 3 marijuanas

Mercy’s healing beams are liquid meth, much better for you

No that’s her damage boost meth = violence violence = more damage

Do meth kids - teeth are fior bitches

Healing = heroin?

havE YOU EVER HAELD A WOUND WITHOUT SMOKING CRTACK I THOUGHT NOT

Doomfist saw her power at stopping Torbjorn and recruited her into the one evil organization, the only one. (greenpeace) (Talon is greenpeace in the future I mean look at them, they’re green)(the whales all died, they had to find something to do with their time)(overatch the game exited in the overwatch timeline, but Jeff died because there were no whales to feed him)

RIP JEFFERY 2998-2017 (Jeff was the last of Torbjorn’s lineage)

PREPARE FOR DEFFERY

Watch out for geoffrey

Oh, there goes gravity

Mom’s spaghetti

Omnics get out

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee