#Ok i cant tag every hunting god ever. Youre just going to have to trust me on this one ok

[hogoflight]

also maybe you could make hunting gods react VERY ferally and wild animal-ly to being restrained in any way. Anything from calm, sly threats -> GRGRGGRGRGARAGARG BITES YOU!!!!!!!! SNARLING!!!!! AARAAARARRARARAGGG!!!!!! To “LET ME OUT. LET. ME. OUT.” -> straight up biting off restrained arm to get out w a very very haunting look in their eyes (looking into the eyes of a coyote.)

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.

-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...

-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question

-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)

-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.

-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*

-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.

-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!

-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...

-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.

-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?

-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.

-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.

-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.

-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?

-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.

-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)

-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao

-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.

-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...

-is he....

-you know....

.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)

-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!

-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!

-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.

-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)

-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.

-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...

-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.

-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...

-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.

-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)

-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/

-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize

-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.

-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)

-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...

-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)

-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!

-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.

-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!

-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(

-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!

-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)

-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.

-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!

[themaninflannel]

Birthdays

Summary: birthdays aren't a thing in the Winchester household until Y/N comes along that is. what happens when she shows Dean that sometimes cake is better than pie

Pairing: dean x reader

word count: ~1400

Warnings: fllluuuffff, lowkey sad fluff, mentions of death, 

A/N: this is lowkey inspired by deans birthday yesterday and then it just got our of my hands, sorry

The Winchesters never really celebrated birthdays, I mean they didn't exactly grow up somewhere that you could easily bake a cake(not that John knew how to bake one anyway), Dean always bought Sam a little something and Sam usually bought the beer for Dean's but it was never a big thing. Until they met Y/N, she had a family, and a relatively traditional one at that, until they all got murdered by demons of course; but that's when she found the Winchesters, and she made it her job to show them some family traditions that they had missed out on. 

The first year she was hunting with them they moved into the bunker and she started cooking. Most nights she completely took over the kitchen, especially when she was drunk, 

"Hey! Boys come in here! I have a surprise...!" she would call out to the study every time.

"oh Lord, not again." would be Deans response as he walked in to see Y/N giggling as she presented whatever that night's concoction was, completely ignoring the mess she had made that took up the whole counter behind her. she was always so proud of what she made and rightly so, seeing as it was always delicious and there were rarely any leftovers- and if there were they never lasted long. one night Y/N got dean to some in and cook with her, and he would never let anyone know this but it was the best night of his life, it was the first time he felt like he had a real family. it was also the night he fell in love with her; this, however, he would tell her on a warm summer night many many years later.

The first time Dean's birthday came around she didn't even know it was happening until the end of the night.

"sit down Dean, It's your birthday, I'm paying the tab tonight," sam clapped his brother on the shoulder.

"thanks, man," was Deans only acknowledgment of getting a year older. Y/N didn's say anything at the bar because she didn't want to make a big deal out of it in front of Sam if that's not what Dean wanted. however, when they got back to the bunker she pulled him aside and gave him a big birthday hug, she pulled away slowly, never wanting to leave his embrace, before she walked away she wished him a happy birthday and gave him a kiss on the cheek making them both blush.

the next year on deans birthday she made him a cake; specifically, yellow cake with chocolate frosting, the cake her mother always made her. Y/N wanted to share that special part of her childhood with the Winchesters, although she did want to share more than just cake with the older brother. 

"you remembered?" he asked when she surprised him with beer and cake while he was doing research on a potential hunt.

"of course, and i made you a kick ass cake so you better appreciate it," Dean always felt like he was more of a pie guy, but he wasn't going to tell Y/N that and sound ungrateful so he cut himself a big piece and once he took the first bite he swore had never had cake that, and he loved it. I'm sure it helped that she had made it. the cake became a tradition that she brought to the bunker. one day she made a cake on a Tuesday. Just a normal Tuesday. or it was a normal day to anyone that wasn't Y/N, to her it was the anniversary of her parent's death and when she met the boys. That night Dean found her her drunk, in the kitchen, eating the cake straight from the platter with a fork. He knew something was wrong, he knew her better than anyone(although it didn't take a mastermind to know that a crying woman is not a happy one). while his arms were wrapped around her waist he thought back to when they first met, and it dawned on him what day it was. 

"I'm so sorry, sweetheart, it's ok, shhh, shhh," he whispered into her hair as he hugged her tighter, "i know this day sucks for you, and i will do anything to make you feel better, just tell me what to do," he begged once she stopped sobbing.

"eat cake with me, that way i cant eat it all," she handed him a fork. after a while of silent eating, she started telling stories about her parents.

"my mom, oh i made her so angry, i would always sneak out of my room in the middle of the night to eat my birthday cake and i would always have it as a meal while she was at work. she hated that. and yet she always said that it was my birthday cake, i could eat it how i wanted. God, she let me get away with so much stuff. like, the day she was murdered i tore through her closet leaving everything on the floor trying to find something to wear on a date, she new i was nervous so she didn't even get on my case for using her spare key and doing it without her even being home. let alone having her permission."

"why were you nervous" dean took another bite of his favorite cake.

"it was the first time i had a date after getting out of a really crappy relationship," she took a huge bite and put her hand over her mouth so she could keep talking, "i feel terrible, i was happy to get the message that the cops needed me, i had to get out of that day-he was a creep- and i turned up at the police station i was still all dolled up,"

"i remember, you looked gorgeous." deans face started to turn red and he tried to hide it by taking another bite.

"perv, my parents had just died, don't hit on someone when you just told them their family was dead." Y/N glared at him.

"i know, i wasn't trying to be gross. but its something I've thought almost every day since.." Dean trailed off giving up hope on trying to hide his face.

"trust me, you weren't the only one checking someone out that day," she said very leadingly getting off her stool and walking over to him so that she was standing between his bent knees. his arms reflexively went around her waist. she leaned in closer, pausing and looking him in the eye to make sure he was ok with what she was about to do. she brought her hands so one was on his face and the other found its way to his hair and she crashed her lips into his with more passion than he had ever felt, in response Dean brought his arms around so that his hands touched the back of her shoulders and neck, his tongue ran along her lower lip showing that he wanted a deeper kiss. without hesitation, she opened her lips and let him in. they stayed like that for a while before Dean pulled away and looked at her with such a vulnerable caring look on his face that broke Y/N's heart.

"wha...do you even know how long I've wanted to do that? and you beat me to it......" he smiled at her with all the love in his eyes radiating into her soul.

"oh honey, you could have done it anytime, but i guess I'm just ballsier than you." she teased as she went in for another kiss. 

Y/N had made a home with the Winchesters and now she had found love with the elder brother. they became one of those couples that are somehow simultaneously disgustingly cute and always teasing/sassing each other. Sam was of course incredibly happy for Dean, but even he could only stand it for so long before making vomit noises and walking away. they were ok with that. just as Dean would tell Y/N about when he knew he loved her, she would tell him how she knew from the first time she saw him that he was her future.

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