#Okay I just wanted to use this icon.

[shadovan]

Today is a lazy day. Resident lich is sleepy.

[tubesock86]

that Loki finale huh

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Becoming jewish because being a lawyer is too much work

[rklf001]

this applies to me and me only tbh

[valentronic]

was very enamored by the warden’s character, so i wanted to put my own spin on his design :]! thought it’d be neat if the metal on his face was more integrated, instead of just being a mask, and somehow that idea evolved into robot claws cause everyone loves robot claws amiright

[suckishima]

im so glad i read the haikyuu manga

[chronosbled]

{ Me, wanting to use more of my BnHA muses but I don't really have any mutuals for the series:

Me, wondering if any of my friends would mind if I gave my BnHA muses AUs to interact with their muses: 🤔}

[haikcuute]

[ID: fake discord screenshots between the tmnt boys. The chat reads as follows, with their discord nicknames in parentheses:

Mikey (Micheal with a B): If yall don't knock it off right now

Leo (That Bitch): I'd Love to go eat my cold soup in peace, if SOMEONE would stop attacking me for it!!

Donnie (The Funny One): You're killing me you're killing your brother Leon cereal is Not A Soup how many times do we have to go over this

Leo changes his name to "Cold Soup Truther"

Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Mad because you dont have cold soup, arent you? ;]

Raph sends a screenshot from the sonic realtime fandub of Eggman saying "what are you two FUCKING talking about"

Mikey's name changes to "Doctor Delicate Touch"

Mikey (Doctor Delicate Touch): Alright that's it

Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Oops

Raph (Raph): Oh no

Donnie (The Funny One): Wait Mikey we can talk about this

End ID]

Laid awake for several hours thinking about wanting to make this joke the other day

Bonus: the aftermath

[ID: a simplistic drawing of the turtles. Mikey runs at high speed chasing Donnie and Leo, Raph lays behind him flat on the floor with x's for eyes. There are action lines emanating out from where Donnie and Leo are running to. End ID]

[chlorinewaterdrinker]

Pizza pizza

[hauntingblue]

Why do they say dragon is luffy's father but doesn't look much like him... I mean it is true but why point it out... in that way he doesn't look like garp either

[astranauticus]

btw now that ive gotten set me free out of my system womxnly by jolin tsai has become my new cpop translation white whale like not because the song itself is that impossible to translate but because i cannot think of any way for me to make a post about that song without getting completely sidetracked into a deranged rant about chinese pop culture's unceasing efforts to try and act as if that song's message about overcoming adversity and discrimination can be applicable to everyone and that it is not, in fact, explicitly a song about homophobic/transphobic violence

[lichtecht]

PART 18

of the dfk audiobook translation

@cnka

Bökh: „Uh, Martina- Could you please stay with me for a moment?“ Matze: „Ciao!“ Bökh: „Ciao!“ Uli: „Thanks for the lemonade, Herr Bökh.“ Jo: „Bye!“

The door closes behind them.

Bökh: „Um… about your math's test… Um… it was only a 4.“ Martina: „…What?“ Bökh: „Minus.“ Martina: „But… I’ve never gotten a 4.“ Bökh: „It’s not your fault either, you’re just behind a certain bit. I'm offering to study with you in the holidays. So you can pass the admission test.“ Martina: „…“

Martina nods.

Bökh: „Ok? Yeah?“ Martina: „…Could I use your telephone please?“ Bökh: „Yes, of course. Back there.“ Martina: „Thank you. I’d have to call home.“ Bökh: „Ok. Can you remind your mother about the money for the car hood?“

Narrator (audiobook): Martina nods hesitantly. When she calls home, she only reaches Oskar, who is sitting alone at the dinner table once again.

(telephone ringing)

Oskar: „Hello?“ Martina: „…It’s me!“ Oskar: „Martina?! You know what, I found my worm! And now he’s at home with us! And I’ll take him to our vacation so you’ll see him too!“ Martina: „…Oskar… I need to stay here. For the entire holidays. I need to prepare for the test.“ Oskar: „…What? You’re not coming to vacation? But- but you promised we’d go on vacation together.“

Martina: „I know. But I need to pass the test first.“ Oskar: „You- you could study here. You and Mama always said, a promise is a promise.“ Martina: „No. I can’t do this alone.“

Oskar: „You know what?! Just stay in your shitty Kirchberg, I can do this without you, I hate you!“

Oskar hangs up the phone with a slam.

SCENE CHANGE

Narrator (audiobook): Later in the evening, Jo and Martina are in their room, and she is sitting on her bed sadly.

Jo is drawing. She looks up.

Martina: (sniffles quietly) Jo: „…Are you okay?“ Martina: „Yeah, yeah.“

Narrator (audiobook): Jo sits down next to her friend.

Jo: „Do you know why this film is so important to me?“

Martina shakes her head.

Jo: „I want to send it to my mother. I thought she’d come to the performance, but… the whole thing is off.“ Martina: „…“

Jo: „My foster parents will come to the closing party. …But they’re booked out the entire summer… Hm. That’s it for my holidays.“ Martina: „Why do you have foster parents, by the way?“

Jo: „When I was five… my mother abandoned me in a disco. Afterwards, she went into hiding for years. A while ago, my foster parents found her in Brazil.“ Jo: „… I was really happy.“ Jo: „… But we won’t see each other. She can’t make it.“ Martina: „I’m sorry.“

[knifegremliin]

oh, uh. btw. i HIGHLY doubt i will be moving there because tumblr is genuinely the only social media i have ever actually liked, but i did go and sign up for cohost.

it's the same as here but without the extra i (knifegremlin)

[dvsconocvdo]

for: anyone! @lunarcovestarters​ type: choose your own adventure! please pick one option from the below (delete the other if you can, or specify in the tags which if you can’t)

Option A

location: anywhere outside time: night time

Around this time of year, Anya slept much less. Some years were better than others, but she had a feeling this one might be rough given the amount of nightmares she’d experienced in November alone. Still, she tried to be positive, to take a deep breath in and out, to focus her mind elsewhere… but lately even her usual night meditations weren’t as helpful. In the first two minutes of her usual routine, she had gotten up, changed, and left her house hoping that a long walk would ease her mind. Sadly she had forgotten her headphones, and too stubborn to turn back, she chose to walk and talk to herself to fill the air. 

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” Anya was glad the sky was clear, but everything felt too quiet. Even the sounds of footsteps nearby felt quiet or even the sounds of some rodent moving along the trees felt quiet. “There is absolutely nothing mysterious going on.” She quoted quietly.

Option B

location: park time: anytime

Anya was almost out of the park before she noticed she had dropped her wired headphones. Most of her walk had been spent in silence, but she had been walking in silence for over half an hour, and just when she craved something other than white noise, she realized her headphones were gone. Hurriedly, she jogged to the park bench she had sat at for a little bit earlier. Once she spotted them, she grabbed them and continued her walk again until she noticed something on the ground. Looking around, she noticed someone in the vicinity. “Hey! Did you drop this?” 

Option C

location: anywhere time: any time, preferably while it is still bright out

“Do you think bakeries still have apple cider donuts? I’ve spent all day craving some while working, but I’m worried they replaced them with some more Christmas-y flavors. Like… I don’t know gingerbread or something, which I mean, those are good, but not as good, you know?”

[obeymeow]

being neurodivergent is all fun and games until you remember those hourly quote bots on twitter and think well maybe I can't make a bot anymore but I could schedule a few quotes a day, that shouldn't be hard. it sounds fun to have a bunch of quotes of my favorite character Thirteen from hit mobile game Obey Me! and its sequel Obey Me! Nightbringer. and then you think about how arduous collecting the quotes is going to be but she's only been in the games for maybe a year and a half with little screentime and you love collecting things so you start but then you remember that you love collecting things so naturally you have ALL of her screentime in the game and suddenly you have 45k characters of quotes and are several lessons into season 4 (which is truly a trial in and of itself) but not nearly close enough to the end but you refuse to just stop collecting the quotes and make the account with the EXCESS of what you have already because you literally only have season 4 to get through and if you don't do it just seeing the bot (because now you've been informed you can make tumblr bots instead) will haunt you with that knowledge even if nobody else would ever know. this is a general anecdote of a situation that could easily happen to anyone though and not in any way related to my life

[handsomegentlebutch]

Do any of u dykes ever see a cis man and wish you looked like him but in Distinctly Dyke Way?