#OneMod

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Phil, I'll give you the pass to say the F-sIur.

Phil: PFTT—??? [Cracks up]

SunMin: THAT'S A TRAP! That's a trap! That's a trap!

Tubbo: No no no no no— Just say- just say like, "fat" and I'll finish it.

Phil: Oh my god, no! [Laughs]

Tubbo: Would you say the F-sIur to save my life? Imagine real-life Cucurucho has me dangling over a pit of snakes and is like "Philza Minecrafṭ, you must go live and say the F-sIur, or Toby dies! 😈"

Phil: [Laughs] It's fine, I'll just go live on Kick, they love that over there.

Tubbo: Yeah, go live on Kick, start slurrin' it up, then come back.

Phil: [Laughs and hits his desk] You can't go live on Kick.

Tubbo: Philza Minecraft, you must do it on Twitch or Youtube. We onl– I may be- I may be real-life Cucurucho, but I only respect respectable streaming services."

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Tubbo: Now Phil, I'll give you the pass to say the F-slur.

Phil: PFTT—??? [Cracks up]

SunMin: THAT'S A TRAP! That's a trap! That's a trap!

Tubbo: No no no no no— Just say- just say like, "fat" and I'll finish it.

Phil: Oh my god, no! [Laughs]

Tubbo: Damn!

SunMin: Where's the log-out button?

Tubbo: "Where's the log-out button?"

SunMin: I don't want to be part of this!

[Later]

Tubbo: Phil, would you say the f-slur to save my life?

Phil: Oh man, this is– who the- who the fck is in charge of you and your life and asking me to say that sht? What situation is this, dude?

Tubbo: Well, imagine like, Cucurucho has me like, in real life–

Phil: [Overlapping with Tubbo] Some fcking like, cursed version of Saw?

Tubbo: Real-life Cucurucho has me like, dangling above like, a pit– a pit–

Phil: [Overlapping with Tubbo, using a deep voice like a horror-movie villain] You have- you have- you have two choices– [Laughs] Say the F-slur to save your friend, or Toby dies.

Tubbo: [Laughs] You have two choices: say the F-slur or Toby dies!

[They both crack up]

SunMin: Yeah, you want Cucurucho?

Tubbo: Huh? WHOA—

Phil: [Laughs] Nah, fck off.

Tubbo: WHOA!!! WAIT— NO! Wait, nah, please– send me the audio files, please?

Phil: Nah, nah you're foul for that.

SunMin: Bye!

Tubbo: No, imagine like, real-life equivalent of Cucurucho has me like, dangling over a pit of snakes that would kill me instantly and like is like– "Philza Minecraft, you must go live and say the f-slur, or- or Toby dies!" [Laughs]

Phil: [Cracking up] The "go live" part! [Laughs] It's fine, I'll just go live on Kick, they love that over there.

Tubbo: Yeah, go live on Kick, start slurrin' it up, then come back.

Phil: [Laughs and hits his desk, then does the same villain voice] You can't go live on Kick.

Tubbo: [Imitating the same villain voice] Philza Minecraft, you must do it on Twitch or Youtube. We onl– I may be- I may be real-life Cucurucho, but I only respect respectable streaming services."

Phil: [Laughs] Jesus Christ...

[wheretogofrmhere]

The whole last part of this thread is hilarious!! twitter*com/ithnkilvu15/status/1258500267189944327?s=20 I love Ellie. She's a hoot. But always respectful and never stoops to dragging anyone's fav even when things get heated. Love that. Niall stans are the best!!

so....the cath person is mad that...1) niall has invested money into modest (she tried with OneMode which is no longer active and when called out about that she then tried with Modest Golf) and therefore is....2)  tweeting laughing emojis about mics being turned off and saying that he wasnt crying while on stage only BC he has money “invested” in the company? REALLY? thats the hill they’re gonna die on? and THEN blocking everyone who is calling her out on her idiocy? 

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Can people please stop putting Roier's ass on my screen? Is that like a crazy ask? That feels like a crazy ask.

Phil: It's pretty crazy during Pride Month, I would say, yeah.

Tubbo: WHY– WHAT DOES HIS FCKIGN ASS HAVE TO DO WITH GAY PEOPLE?!

Phil: [Snorts]

Tubbo: Like, does he like it up the bum? Is that why? I don't under- wh- why- [Stammers] Why is it wrong of me to be like "Please stop putting your ass on my screen," why does it matter that it's Pride Month?!

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Great– WHY IS ROIER'S ASS ON MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW?!?! What is- what is happening?! Can I NOT have Roier's ass on my own stream, please?

Phil: No, it's Pride Month.

[royalarchivist]

SunMin: Oh, I see– I SEE HOW IT IS, I see– alright, ok, I get it, I get it. Alright.

SunMin (Chayanne's old admin) has joined Tubbo and Phil as a guest on OneMod, and immediately gets bullied by Tubbo and Phil. How the tables have turned...