#PLAY IT PLAY IT NOW OH MY GOOOODDDDDD

[wowitsverycool]

I'M NOT GOING TO BE A NORMAL PERSON AFTER PLAYING ALL THAT ARE YOU KIDDING ARE YOU KIDDING

[btsjfans]

Pay Up (pt 3)

Summary: Your parents only wanted what was best for you, so when they set you up with billionaire playboy Park Jimin, they thought you were set for life. Little did they know how he got his fortune, and how he keeps it..

Jimin x Reader, some fluff, light smut this chapter, action, gang-stuff, illegal business-y stuff, the whole nine yards

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a/n: sorry this is long and I’m tired so I’m not proofreading this, hope you like it guys, xx

Your mother, of course, had been over the moon when you had shown her the ring. In no time at all it seemed as if the entirety of high society had heard of your engagement to Jimin. You’d received hundreds of emails and texts and calls from old friends, as well as people you hadn’t spoken in years who suddenly wanted to catch up. You knew your wedding would be the most important event of the year, and you couldn’t deny your excitement at the idea.

Despite Jimin’s warning, you hadn't given much thought to his mentions of danger, or crime. In fact, you still saw him as a hardworking, honest man, because that was who he was to you. 

You often thought back to that night, when he got down on one knee and held out the little velvet box. The way the diamond had sparkled in the moonlight, the way his dark hair seemed to absorb the night itself, and the way his dark eyes seemed so hopeful, so vulnerable. The way his warm hands engulfed yours as he slid the ring on, before pulling you into his arms, and his lips met yours. 

You’d also thought back to Taehyung, and his mischievous smile. You hadn't blocked him, because you had your doubts he was that bad. But rest assured, you hadn't texted him back yet. Over the course of two weeks you'd gotten an array of messages from the man, all ranging from flirty to needy.

Ah Y/n, lets go out! 

Y/n dont ignore a lonely man :/

Eating dinner, thinking of you

Ah I miss my best friend Y/n please text me back

Y/n?

Text me when you can, xx

Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oh my goooodddddd Y/n srsly

-_-

Don't mind me or my broken heart over here smh

Ugh just txt me when you can, okay?

Almost a text a day, and yet you couldn't bring yourself to reply. You wanted to, because he felt like someone you could really trust, but you knew Jimin would disapprove. Maybe one text wouldn't hurt...

No.

You weren't going to betray Jimin’s trust.

“Ah Y/n why can't I see youuuuuu,” Jimin whined over the phone. You were out wedding dress shopping with your mom and friend, and Jimin had desperately wanted to join. 

“It’ll be a surprise! Plus, isn't it bad luck for you to see the dress before the wedding?” You hold back a giggle as you hear him groan.

“You're the worst.” He sighed, “Alright have fun, I can't wait to see my beautiful queen tonight.” 

“Alright, love you.” You hang up, a smile still on your face.

“I knew I had a good feeling about setting you up with him.” Your mother smirks smugly across from you in the limo. You roll your eyes and stash your phone, listening to your friend next to you ramble about how crazy exciting this all is. 

You smile and listen, but all you think of is your upcoming life with Jimin. 

You waltz around the dress store by yourself, your mother and your friend opting to check out the store across the street. You run your hand across the different gowns, feeling the precious material between your fingertips. You smile to yourself as you trace your finger over the delicate designs. You pause in your wandering as you stop to admire one gown, holding it up against you in the mirror. You bite your lip, hugging it against you and squeezing your eyes shut, twirling. 

“You definitely should try that on babe,” A deep voice tears you from your daydreams. You open your eyes to see Taehyung, smiling and leaning against the wall.

“Taehyung?” You smile in shock, feeling your heart speed up, thinking of Jimin’s warnings. 

“The one and only,” He smiles and walks towards the hanging gowns, admiring them.

“How did you know I’d be here?” The more you think about it all, the more red flags show up.

“Well I heard the gossip of course, about you and Jimin being engaged. I was walking down to a cafe when I passed this store and I couldn't help but wonder if my ex bestie would be here.” His cat like eyes examine you quickly before turning to a rack of dresses, sifting through them.

“Oh, lovely...hey why don’t you see if they have this in my size?” You grab a random one off the rack and shove it into his hands. He eyes the dress with distaste before nodding and walking off to find a store clerk. You rush to the changing rooms, locking the door behind you, tugging out your phone and calling Jimin. No answer. You sit, clutching the dress against you. You don’t initially get a bad vibe from Tae, but you see the red flags everywhere. Jimin warned you about him, but even now you feel like you’re walking into this blindly. Why is Tae a threat? What is he capable of? You sigh and pull yourself together. 

You are Y/n L/n. You have nothing to be afraid of. You can handle anything. Kim Taehyung is not a problem. 

Stepping out of the dressing room, you hang up the dress and step back out into the isle. Immediately, you’re flanked by Taehyung. 

“They didn’t have this dress in your size, but honestly that’s a good thing. You can do so much better.” 

“You’re right. Lets get out of here.” You lead the way, walking out of the store, with a shocked Taehyung following closely. Sending a quick text to your mom, you tell her you’re done shopping for today, and to not wait up. You turn to Taehyung smiling, “Let’s hang out, I missed you.” 

The two of you get in a cab and head uptown to a cafe by the river. You decided if you were gonna play this game, you were going to get to know the players. 

Despite knowing this man was danger, he still made you laugh. The two of you were seated by the windows of the top floor. As the two of you browsed the menu, you chatted.

“How��s Jimin these days?” Taehyung asks, flipping a page.

“He’s well, busy.” You smile, knowing you need to lie through your teeth for the next couple hours. 

“With?” Taehyung smiles.

“Oh I won’t bore you with boring business talk. Lets talk more about you though Tae-Tae, last time we only talked about me.” You smile, hoping you’ll get something from this besides a lecture from Jimin.

Taehyung blinked and thought, gazing out the window for a moment. “Uhhhhhh well I’m 22, I flunked outta college...now I’m just groovin,” He smiles mischievously. The story seems to fit his personality, but you know the word ‘groovin’ must carry a lot of weight. 

“You flunked out of college?” You grin, setting the menu aside. 

“Yeah, I just didn’t feel it. I just wanted money but like without the work, and 4 more years of school plus a boring job didn’t seem like a good plan. But now doing rando jobs and bouncing around with my rich friends isn’t a great plan either ya feel?” Taehyung smiles stirring his water with a straw. “Ya know Y/n, this is nice, just talking. I like this.” His eyes travel up from the bobbing ice to meet your eyes. You’re startled to see a vulnerable and open Tae before you. This isn’t the face of a criminal mastermind, this is just a kid like you who’s trying to make a life for himself and got caught up with the wrong kind of rich people. 

“I like this too Tae-Tae, we need to do this more, okay?” You’re suprised as the words leave your mouth, but you mean them. 

A cat like smile stretches across his face before he takes a sip of his water. “We will babe, we will.” 

“Explain.” Jimin’s voice is hard as he tosses a magazine on the coffee table where your feet rest. You blink in surprise at the loud slap it makes, you aren’t used to loud stuff right in the morning. You sigh and set down your coffee and lean forward picking it up. On the cover you see your face through a window, sipping water across from Taehyung. You looked happy at the time, but you feel ashamed now.

“Look, he just showed up while I was out and caught me off guard, and when you didn’t answer when I called, I decided to take it into my own hands okay? Nothing happened! And I really think you’re wrong about Tae, he’s just a normal guy.” You read the headlines, “Y/N L/N DROPS PARK JIMIN AFTER ENGAGEMENT?” and scoff tossing it aside. 

“Y/n, I don’t know what kind of game you think we’re playing, but this isn’t it. Kim Taehyung is dangerous. He will hurt you. He will lie to you. He will use you. You can’t tell me you’re on his side.” Jimin sits down next to you, incredulous. You would laugh at his wild bed head but with how serious he is right now you hardly think that’s the wisest choice. 

“I’m on your side for God’s sake calm down! I just gave him a chance and guess what, I’m still fine!” You sigh, folding your arms.

“Y/n..”Jimin sighs and rubs his face with his hands. You study him for a moment; with his messy black hair, and dark blue silk robe, he seems like just another sleepy aristocrat. But when he looks up at you, you see somebody afraid, which startles you. “I don’t tell you to be wary of people just for kicks and giggles. I don’t want you to be afraid. I love you, and I want to protect you. But apparently I can’t always be there to protect you, so I’m going to lay this to you straight.” He grabs your hands and scoots closer to you, facing you. “Kim Taehyung has killed a lot of people. Stolen a lot of things. He is a bad man. He is not afraid to hurt you. People like Taehyung, they come after people I care about, and you’re number one on their list.” 

You’re number one on their list. His words echo in your mind. You can’t imagine Taehyung hurting you, or even wanting to hurt anyone. You can’t deny how fast your heart is racing as you process what he says. Taking a deep breath you close your eyes. “Are there others?” 

“Many.” 

After your dark talk with Jimin, your usual lively morning breakfast had a bit of a dark cloud over it. Talk was minimal and the atmosphere was somber. Maybe the two of you had rushed into things too quick. It had only been 2-3 months before you’d gotten engaged. Yeah, that’s how things usually were in the aristocracy, quick that is, but it was just now hitting you in this moment. Did you really know and love the man you might die for? Why did he have to keep doing these bad things? What does he really even do?

“Who are you?”

“Me?” Jimin grins, laughing a little as he sips his orange juice. His smile fades as he sees your serious expression. “Lovie what are you talking about?” 

“When we first met you were just the museum owner, an art entrepreneur and enthusiast. But then you told me you did bad things, and deal with bad people. What do you really do?” You sigh, worrying that he really is a bad man. Before you realized the danger of this, it didn’t matter to you what he did, but you realized the both of you were in a world of danger. 

“Well....let’s head to the balcony, yes?” Getting up he walks across the marble floor and to the ornate balcony. Following, you meet him where he leans against the railing. The wind teases his hair before he looks at you. “I forge art. I buy forged art. It’s very  technical and very tiresome, but it’s very worthwhile. I have to travel around the world, and meet different artists and curators alike. I pay off detective agencies and governments to allow my business to work. I’m sorry.” His dark eyes leave yours, taking in the city around you. 

“Why did you start doing this?” You reach out and slide your hand into his, making him smile. He lifts your hand and presses his lips against it before continuing.

“Well I was just a young art studies grad working a pointless job, and you know..you hear talk, you meet people. One thing led to another.” 

“Why do you keep doing it? You’re a billionaire you don’t need to keep it up.” 

“Mmmm..you’re right. I don’t do it like I used to. By this point a lot of the museum is genuine work, however a fair portion of it is forged. I buy real pieces, but to keep contacts I need to sell forgeries to black market sellers from time to time. Do you hate me?” He looks at you, his dark brown eyes round and vulnerable. 

“No..I just needed to understand what I’m going to be getting into for the rest of my life.” You smile a little mirroring his own, before leaning up and kissing his smiling lips. His hands slide around your waist, pulling you tightly against him, his lips dominating yours. You giggle as he growls pulling you inside and pushing you onto the couch, climbing on top of you and kissing you deeply, his tongue brushing your lip before delving into your mouth. Grinding against you, one hand slides into your hair as he kisses you hungrily. 

Pulling away he smirks, tugging on the silk that ties your robe closed, revealing your white underwear beneath. You repress a giggle as he drinks you in, his face now at the hem of your panties, kissing upwards and pausing between the valley of your breasts. He tugs on your hair before he takes one of your breasts into his mouth, sucking gently. Taking encouragement as you moan, he moves to the next, continuing his grinding. His lips trek their way up your body, sucking at your collarbone, making you whimper as he leaves his marks on your unblemished skin. He fondles your breast with his hand, his thumb rubbing circles over your nipple as his lips work tirelessly on your neck. 

“God Jimin just take me,” You growl tugging on his hair. He chuckles against your skin, and slides down, spreading your legs open. 

“Not just yet babygirl,” his voice is soft and raspy as he pulls your panties off, tossing them aside. “So wet darling, is this all for me?” He smirks and kisses your clit softly, sliding two fingers in you, making you gasp and squirm. With one hand he holds your body in place, and the other curling inside you. Kissing your clit again lightly, he speeds up his finger movements, his breath hot against your sensitive core, making you writhe. 

“God-Jimin-I-I-” You whimper out your words, writhing harder beneath him as he twists his fingers, just so ever about to push you over the edge. Your body felt hot with ecstasy, and then so empty. You sat up in annoyance seeing him smirk and suck on his fingers. “You get in me right now you smug son of a-” Your words are cut off by him sticking his fingers in your mouth, gently pushing you back down. He pulls himself out, rubbing his hand up and down his hard shaft with his other hand. Your hands rub at your breasts as his fingers curl inside your mouth, his dick positioning itself at your entrance before sliding in. You moan against his fingers and arch your back as he enters you, sliding all the way in. He pumps into you a few times slowly, relishing at your tight walls clenching around him so nicely. 

He flips the two of you over so he’s leaning back sitting on the couch, while you sit cowgirl facing him. You grind against him, pushing your hands against his chest before you start to ride him, grinding slow and hard against him, watching his face contort with pleasure. 

“Faster, more,” He breathes, not giving you time to act on this before putting his hands on you, moving you up and down against him harder making you cry out as you land harder and harder against him, your g-spot getting the brunt of the force. Holding you in place he starts to thrust harder and faster inside of you while your breasts bounce, and you support yourself by bracing against him. 

“Coming,” He growls breathlessly as his thrusts become sloppier and slower. Clenching around him you feel him hit his release, hearing him let out a soft moan before sliding one hand down to rub at your clit while he starts to pump back into you, easing you into your own white hot climax. With his cock still pumping inside of you and his hand working magic, he doesn’t stop once you come, continuing to stimulate you until you’re both out of breath. He pulls out and slips your silk robe back on around you and tugs his own over his groin, holding you against his side closing his eyes while he smiles a little, relishing the pleasure. 

You look around you as you lay recovering. Jimin, beneath you, balcony doors open with white curtains billowing around you, ornate furniture decorating an exquisite penthouse, and it’s all yours. You smile and run your hands through his dark hair before kissing his cheek softly and leaning your head against his chest. 

His hand wraps around your waist holding you against him. “So beautiful Y/n, you’re so beautiful.”

“So now you’re in the home-wrecking business?” Youngjae laughs reading the cover story of the magazine, seeing Taehyung and your faces. 

“I dabble.” Taehyung smirks and sips his orange juice, lounging on the couch. 

“Okay Namjoon, we got Tae to get her trust but now what? Are we just gonna have him flirt with her til Jimin loses it or what? When are we actually going to do something?” Jaebum sighs, slamming the fridge door shut, glaring at Namjoon who continues to stare out the window, ignoring them.

“Namjoon?” Taehyung raises an eyebrow.

“We bring Jungkook in, that’s what.” Namjoon smirks, raising his camera and zooming in on a certain couple in the penthouse across the river before snapping a condemning picture. “Gotta show him what his next steal is first though.” 

[sds-mod]

I refuse to be one of your regrets

They were playing back to back, each of them with a headset on but facing away from each other. When their screens were side-by-side it was too easy to get distracted. Like this, they could still be close without compromising their skills.

Bibi’s mic was muted, as it usually was when they were in played competitions. For some unfathomable reason, despite the fact that she was one of the top rated players globally, when most people heard her speak over voice chat they had a hard time listening to her.

Greyson thought excluding people based on their gender was stupid, but he didn’t care enough to argue with every moron they ended up on team with. Instead, Bibi muted her mic, and Greyson relayed what she had to say in her place. It was a bit complicated, but they were the highest rated tank/healer duo and people put up with a surprising amount of shit to keep them from changing teams.

They hadn’t lost a single match since starting, despite the fact that neither of them had gotten much sleep. Bibi didn’t sleep well on planes, and when she didn’t sleep Greyson didn’t either. Their current match was going so well that they had left the dps to camp the payload while the two of them camped the respawn point. Or rather, Bibi decided to camp the respawn point to terrorize the other team and Greyson had pretended it was a legitimate strategy and gotten the team organized.

Subtle, his murder girlfriend was not.

Sighing, she tipped her head back against his, while they both listened to their teammates argue about which kebab shop in a specific neighborhood was better. Normally Greyson would have muted his mic and talked with Bibi, considering it looked like the game was basically over unless somehow one of the two of them were knocked off the spawn point. But when they played tournaments they spoke English, and Bibi liked to listen in for practice.

English was her fourth language, and despite Greyson’s offer to help her with it, she was dead set on figuring it out on her own. Even though she didn’t speak most of the time, she had to understand the instructions from the other players without the lag of Greyson translating for her. Difficult, but other than a rare mistranslation, she was doing fine.

The argument about the kebabs had devolved into petty insults that made Bibi giggle. Learning creative insults was one of her favorite things. He pulled one earphone off and heard her repeating some of the more interesting phrases under her breath. Her accent was a mix of Korean and French. George couldn’t stand it which made Greyson love it all the more. It was less intense when his brother wasn’t around to be annoying when she wanted to she could amp it up on purpose to get under his skin.

Bibi let out a sudden battle cry that made Greyson thankful her mic was still muted because it would have hurt before her character charged forward at full speed, knocking three (3) enemy players off the edge of the map in one go. Her gleeful cackle nearly drowned out the sound of one of their dps calling for them to return to the payload, and Greyson had little warning before Bibi charged him and began pushing his character towards the center of the map.

When the match ended officially, and Bibi once again celebrated getting player of the game, Greyson pulled them out of the queue and made the executive decision they were going to get some rest before they continued qualifying. However, his proposition of sleep and food had not gone down well with a certain party.

Bibi was not sleeping.

She was being quiet about it, head tucked against his chest like she usually did when they slept together. She wasn’t squirming around or making lots of noise. But that didn’t mean she wasn’t awake, it just meant she was a good faker. If there was one thing he had learned, it was that Bibi was very good at faking it.

Greyson was not, by any stretch of the imagination, a soft person. Not physically, not emotionally, not morally. Everyone knew this, including him. It wasn’t like he tried to hide it. So why, then, Bibi insisted on using him as a pillow he did not understand.

Not that he minded in the slightest when his girlfriend treated him like a glorified teddy bear. Hell, he didn’t even mind after she left and George drummed up the spine to tease him about it. If it made his Bibi happy, he was willing to do just about anything.

This policy did not happen to extend to letting her exhaust herself for no reason.

“We agreed on sleep first,” he told her, still using English rather than their usual French.

“Did not,” Bibi replied immediately. “I need food.”

“You need sleep,” Greyson countered gently.

“I will become hangry Bibi.” Hangry was a word Sam had taught her. Greyson didn’t know when she had spoken to Sam, or even how Sam knew what hangry was, but it was definitely his fault. “I like food,” Bibi continued, interrupting herself with a yawn. “I want take away food. Not Elenore’s.”

“We can order food,” Greyson agreed amiably. “After you get some sleep.”

“I don’t want sleep,” Bibi argued petulantly. “I want to eat hamberger.”

“Hamburger,” he corrected.

“Hemburger,” she repeated distractedly, and Greyson saw her wiggling her fingers in an imitation of the way she danced them across her keyboard when getting impatient. Playing asleep for so long had clearly left her with an excess of energy.

“Ham. Burger.”

“’amburgah,” she said firmly, in an accurate mockery of George’s posh accent.

“Now you’re just doing it on purpose,” Greyson complained, despite his mouth being turned up in a grin.

“Hambargar!” she declared loudly, causing him to jump slightly and sending her into a fit of giggles. Greyson tried shushing her but it didn’t work. The lack of sleep fueled her giggling fit until she started coughing, and Greyson had to retrieve a bottle of water for her.

“Why do they call it hamberger?” she asked him once she had calmed herself down. “It is not made of ham.”

“No, hamburgers are made of beef.” If it had been anyone else, the inane conversation would have driven him to leave the room. Bibi spoke about random things to test her understanding of the language, and also because she liked to see how far she could push Greyson before he swore.

Cheeky little giggler.

“Beef,” Bibi repeated. “Beef is not an animal.”

“Beef is the meat of an animal.”

“Beef comes from moos, yes?”

“Moose?” Greyson raised an eyebrow, but Bibi couldn’t see him with the lights out. Her eyes never really adjusted to the dark. Not like his. “No, beef does not come from moose.”

“Not a moose.” She elbowed him gently. “It goes moooooo. I don’t remember the name.”

“Cow?” he offered, but he felt her shake her head.

“Not cow.” She made an annoyed sound. “It was a long one.”

“A long cow?” Greyson couldn’t keep the grin off his face. He figured at the very least that getting to the end of her thoughts would get them closer to napping than letting her lay there and stew in it.

Bibi bolted upright suddenly, startling him. “Caddle!” she declared proudly.

“Cattle,” Greyson repeated. “Yes, that’s another word for cow.”

“Caddle.” She didn’t bother changing her pronunciation in the slightest, and ignored Greyson’s persistent hands that tried to get her to lie back down. “Why not call it after them?”

“Because beefburger doesn’t sound as good,” Greyson told her, and Bibi finally laid back down next to him.

“Cowburger?” she mused, and Greyson could barely make out her scrunching her nose.

“Still not as good,” Greyson lamented.

“Just burger would have worked.” Bibi yawned again, and nestled back into the nest of blankets they’d pulled together. “Don’t have to bring the other into it.”

“The other what?”

“Meat.” Bibi poked at Greyson’s chin until he reached up and trapped her hand in one of his. “They called it after the ham but it’s not a ham.”

“Ham comes from pigs.”

“Pig?”

“You know.” Greyson wiggled a bit to get more comfortable. “Like George.”

“That’s offensive to piggy,” Bibi admonished. “George is a little shit.”

Greyson couldn’t keep from laughing at that. “Yeah, but he’s my little shit.”

“Sucks to be you,” Bibi told him with a sincerity that made him laugh again.

“I don’t know about that,” he mused. “I’ve got you.”

“I’m Bibi,” she said as though she were introducing herself.

Greyson reached up to pat her on the head, but misjudged and patted her face instead. Bibi stuck her tongue out in retaliation and licked him.

“Gross.”

“You taste bad,” she told him seriously.

“Shh.” Greyson rolled over, pulling her more firmly against him. “Sleep. Then bergers.”

Bibi snorted. “You said berger.”

lies down and dies GUYS PLEASE-

L-LOOK AT MY OTP PLEASE GOD……………………………….

BIBI IS SUCH A DORK AND GREYSON IS SO SOFT LOOK AT HIM HE LOVES HER SO MUCH I’M GONNA DIE

kdjfhkjds this random discussion and jumpiness is so perfectly tiredness oh my god WHY IS EVERYTHING SO PERFECT THE WAY HE MAKES SURE SHE GETS SOME SLEEP AND HUMOURS HER UNTIL SHE GETS TIRED AND OH MY GOD SHE CALLS COWS MOOS THAT’S THE PUREST THING IN THE WORLD I LOVE EVERYTHING I LOVE BIBI I LOVE THEM I LOVE YOU SWEET WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I’VE ALREADY READ THIS LIKE 7 TIMES AND I CAN’T STOP READING IT IT’S SO GOOD IT’S SO GOOOODDDDDD

[koichi-meji-anon]

@rinda-anon

You better have to like this post Honey and read everything!!! i know you won’t be  pleased but i am exhausted and mad and...seriously!!!!!!-whines-

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

Everywhere, you know me! And we have a lot of places to explore, can you handle it?

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Hello kitty, she has no mouth yes, but like this she can’t spread all the dirty things you do to her…

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

It is not a place but, in front of children.

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

A sausage fight between two of my bandmates…

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

Both and even more.

11: Top or bottom?

Bottom mostly but top on occasions and with girls. Surprised?

13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?

In some occasion and with the good person, yes.

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

The box with the pictures that torture me every year…the box of shame and pain…long story….

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

Oh god, there is so many thing I like about this!!!! I like to have the control even if the other person thinks it is not the case ;) and also the way it can drive someone crazy…and…and..and…again it is a really long story.. ;)

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes and I taste good!!! Asks the pink kitty of my shirt for more informations!

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

You? I love when you give me a lecture!!

23: How big is too big (peniswise):

When it doesn’t fit in my mouth or in my butt!

25: Biggest turn on:

You ?

27: Worst possible time to get horny:

A meeting with my dad if it is happen again in the future…

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

… I dunno…maybe when my actions were mistaken for dominance when it was supposed to be the opposite? I fucking dunno and there is so many questions left and I am tired…GOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! –whines-

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:

I swear my mind is just focused on what happened lately so I would say that : “now that's dirty”  and you know what I mean!

33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

Ehhh?

35: What your favorite part of your body:

My butt, my lips, my tongue.

37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

What is love anyway? Sex is the best, always!

39: When was the first time you masturbated:

I think I was 12…

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Never, it is something we have to try, Honey! Bring me somewhere!

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

…do I really need to answer to that? Seriously!!!!! Four, foursome, kind of and I want to do that again with the same persons ;)

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?

Did it a lot of time!

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

Ah ah a lot actually…it is difficult to choose and I’ll sound full of myself but there is this one of my band, anytime we are playing it, it drives me crazy, I dunno why, maybe cause it is slow and…well.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSiWYpONp4

49: Most attractive celebrity?

I fucking dunno at this hour !!!!! –sighs and calms down byt taking deep breath-

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now

A few hours? Did you take a look at the hour when we were in the bathtub?

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

Animals or child abuse…

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?

I feel like they are missing.

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

OH FUCK YES!!!!!!!! Why? WHY? Come on…

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I would feel awkward that’s why I managed to not do it until now!

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Who the fuck is my significant other?...no!

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

Yes, let’s give this ghost a whole access to everything!

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Ahhhh….pornstar!

67: How small is too small?

When you look like a fucking mosquito? they are eating me right now!!!

-almost loose his shits but concentrate on the questions anyway with a deep sigh-

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

You and we both know what it meant.

71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

Ah ah!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?

..Sure!!!

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

i have one and it doens’t have a name!! name it by yourself!

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 

Cheated on who? For that, I have to find who is the fucking significant other person…!!!!!!!!!!!! so...no, the answer is no.

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

No and no!

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

Hmm…a vagina : “oh well”…. A penis: “seems yummy”

[tfwlawyers]

long story short: I lost my cat poppy suddenly on april 2nd while I was away and asked for people to send me pictures of their own cats/pets; I’m a huge cat person and even just seeing cats really does cheer me up, so!! a huge thank you to everyone who sent me stuff or even just stayed the night with all these pics, I wanted to clean up my blog but still wanted to keep all the pictures

so !! cats under the cut, check if you’re ever feeling down and like cats ;0; 

submitted by dontkillbirds:

I couldn’t decided which of my cats to turn into Edgeworth so I turned both my cats into Edgeworth? I have no idea if this is comforting but you said you wanted pictures of cats or ace attorney stuff and this??? Is what my brain came up with???

I’m truly sorry you lost your cat. Xoxoxoxoxox

this is so unbelievably comforting to me, thank you <3 and your cats are super adorable, what are their names !!

submitted by theskittypink:

shoot you need cat submissions? here this is my boy Leo and hes about 8 at this point. Hes a kitten at heart, a snuggler and bed thief!

WHAT A FLUFF BALL he looks so sweet!! give him some snuggles for me, please ;0;

submitted by lebdinechew:

This is my baby girl, Sasha, on Christmas She loves her sweater when it’s cold.

i am This Close to crying again but not out of sadness this time but just bc sasha’s a good girl who looks great in her sweater hgkdlgd

submitted by pocketclocked:

Here is Morgana (aka Beebs), who is very snuggly and comprised mostly of sharp objects and demons. 💙💙

an absolute sweetheart, ty ;0; <3

submitted by acecaskettuniverse:

Lost my precious cat Lucky in November. I know exactly how you feel. It took me months before I could touch another cat (February). But as much as I miss him, it gets easier. Above all I know that he wants me to be happy. And I’m sure yours does too.

I’m so sorry to hear that, he looks like a sweetheart and I’m sure he was so happy with you ;0; I pretty much always need a cat to function so I’m sure I’ll make a day out of visiting my local shelter sometime soon, but I absolutely understand needing the time and I’m glad you were finally able to look again….. lucky and poppy were loved and happy and knowing that is a definite comfort, ty <3

submitted by whimsicallyabsolute:

These are my babies, Shiloh and Seamus. They’re grumpy and I love them very much.

the ?? opposite fur thing they’ve got going on ???? they’re so cute, ty ;0;

submitted by eternallyanna:

my dumb boys… odin w the collar and hobbes without

hobBES what a perf name for an orange cat ;0; thank you!! god that last pic is an absolute beauty

submitted by klesbian:

This is Sakura, I met her at a cat cafe and she was a sleepy little angel! I’m sorry about your cat, it’s always the worst when a pet passes.

what a bab!! and thank you for your words <3

submitted by caltrops:

this is commodore puffington. majestic and Very Large. he likes to stick his leggy out. he would definitely cuddle you if you needed him.

;0; im on the way over Right Now to cuddle, perf name for a perf cat, thank you!

submitted by fabhab:

here’s my round boy (1/3 cats; i would have submitted pictures of all of them but i couldn’t figure out how to submit more than one picture at once) his name is quill and when we first got him he weighed 15 ounces but now he’s a chunky boy and he loves throwing his toys under furniture and making u retrieve them for him

quill’s such a cute name omg!! big happy boy I’m so glad

submitted by fabhab:

whoop i figured it out on mobile so here’s my basement gremlin lupine who we saved from starving at petsmart bc he only has 4 teeth and can’t eat wet food. he’s a very softboy and will whack ur legs if u attempt to leave in the middle of paying attention to him. last but not least is percy who enjoys being a rabblerouser and is possibly a crime lord (all the neighborhood cats are afraid of him). however, he is a very cuddly boy and will sit on ur lap for 8 hours straight if u let him

basement gremline lupine and crime lord percy goD, they look like sweethearts, thank you for sending me these ;0; <3

submitted by anaislingmemory:

I’m sorry about hearing about your cat. I don’t have any completed Narumitsu fics (yet), but I have a pic of Krystal.

!!!! krystal is more than enough, thank you <3

submitted by sarcasticscepticles:

I’m sorry to hear about your cat. This is my cat Nymer, his favorite foods are cookies, pizza rolls, chips, flour, and anything else that’s not cat food.

WHAT A LUMP I love him

and ty ;0;

submitted by advisedpanic:

I’m so sorry to hear about your kitty. This is my puppy Sally, and she is Very Old (16) so I’m sort of preparing myself to get news like this one day soon too. She is grumpy and loves lounging in the sun and she’s my baby. this was from when she was recovering from surgery to get some cancer out of her nose but she’s all better now. im sending u all the best vibes and wishes xx

!! she looks adorable and I sincerely hope you a few more good long years with her; and thank you ;w;

submitted by warning-wild-ginger

:0 the softest…

submitted by chickenpurr:

here’s some of my cats, Suki (annoying and loud, occasionally cuddly), Marbles (old and sleepy and simply the best), and some of my feathered cats (including Zella the Frog Assassin). Hope they can help cheer you up a bit :>

cuties!! my friend also has a cat named suki and she sounds exactly the same hdg

thank you ;w;

submitted by thatonechickyoudontknow:

This is my friend @zipper-nova ’s cat, Abraham Lincoln. He’s a big, old, momma’s boy. We think he tucked himself in…

PRECIOUS

submitted by skygrappler:

This is my baby Gigi! She was a rescued cat that we think was let out of a college dorm… she’s like a year old and her hobbies are farting and biting my fingers

;o; I’m glad she’s got a home with you now !! (and all the fingers she can bite)

submitted by sammythebabymoose123:

My little Bby Josie, I hope this cheers you up! I know how hard it is loosing a pet and I’m so sorry that you weren’t there for it

ahHHH they look so soft and sweet!! and thank you… even if was a seizure (and I suspect it was) and I couldn’t have done anything, I still so so wish I’d been there with my baby when it happened ghdlgh, she hadn’t been in any pain beforehand so that’s the one silver lining I guess

submitted by tsunderecafe:

This is Lucy, she hopes these cat pictures make you happy :3

what a sweetheart !! my sister used to have a cat named lucy and she was the most loving thing, this lucy looks the same way ;0; I’m definitely happier, ty

submitted by emerdoods:

This is Wudge. He’s 20 pounds, 13 years old, and a pretty good boy (mostly)

wudge……………. a chaotic good if i’ve ever seen one

thank you!!

submitted by aceoftwos:

top three pics are my cat, lunatic. then the grey one is my friend’s cat, annie. the last one is an adorable cat i met at the docks who shall remain nameless bc i never got a name!

i’m sorry for your loss. i really hope seeing these makes you feel a little better! (there’s also a lot on my instagram, same username, if you need more!) i’m afraid i can’t recommend any wrightworth fics bc i get all my recs from you!!

what a bunch of babs !! thank you so much for sending me these, I love cats so much and they all look so sweet, I love lunatic’s lil marking socks ;0;

submitted by probonoapollo:

hey hi hello this is my precious baby Pumpkin i found her under my car after school a couple of years ago and i had to bring her home cos she was the sweetest thing ever and she still is (also i am sorry there’s so many pictures i just love her and i couldn’t choose)

aaAAa I’m so happy pumpkin found a home with you fjdf she looks like a sweetheart and I totally get having too many pictures to choose from ;0 ty…

submitted by antipelargy:

I’m sorry that you’re going through a rough time. I see that people have been sending you animal pics so here are some of mine! The first 2 are of a cat named Joey who I watched last week, he’s a huge Maine coon and a lover boy. The rest are of my dog Baxter, who I swear is part cat. He crawls all over people, will sit on my laptop/book/sketchbook, and jumps onto chairs to the table. But he’s the sweetest pup you’ll ever meet!

THEY’RE BOTH ADORABLE thank you for sending me these!! god please boop baxter’s nose for me

submitted by shirayahas:

This is Cosmo. He enjoys licking things for hours, cuddles, and being annoying. I can’t recall a funny cat story but he will really lick the shower curtain for hours if you let him and I have no idea why.

Im really sorry for your loss. Cosmo also lost his sister when he was a little over a year old. It’s impossibly hard to loose a pet, and it’s hard to go through. Me and Cosmo here will be around if you ever need us. We’ll do all that we can to help.

what a big ol cream puff, omg… poppy used to love licking the shower door whenever I left it open because apparently getting the condensation from there was way easier than just drinking out of her water dish lmao

and thank you, this is a very sweet message ;w; I’m sorry you had to go through a loss as well, please give cosmo tons of cuddles for me <3

submitted by mimikyutie:

this is my lady, dozer. she acts all regal but is a huge lovely nerd and pansy. she loves to play fetch, brush her face all over my brush, do backflips in the middle of the night and steal yoghurt. im so sorry for your loss, and i hope all the cute cat pics sent your way are helpful <3

and such little concern for your laptop, omfg

she looks lovely, ty for the pics <3 and thank you for the condolences, these pictures really have been a huge help :’)

submitted by commanderfreddy:

my mum’s a catsitter so here are some choice friends from throughout the years

;0; ty fred… the dream job with all the dream cats

submitted by rannxch:

This is Midna (named for the twilight princess lmao) a Russian blue who’s about 10 months old. She’s a huge diva who loves ice cream and is afraid of spoons.

THAT FIRST PIC OH MY GOOOODDDDDD she looks wonderful, thank you!!

submitted by warning-wild-ginger:

if I fits I sits

every time there’s a cat from you I gasp a little irl, ty ..

submitted by sethsenpaiiyo:

Hello !! I have never submitted anything so i hope this works,, I have some cats for you :,) In the first picture, left to right - Pus, Kompis & Susie + another one of Pus///

Second picture is Katja! Snapchat decided that filters work on her so she’s a pretty kitty :3c Hope you feel better!

worked just fine, thank you so much!! they all look so sweet and katja is esp gorgeous ;0; <3

submitted by fangirling247:

This is Milo, he is a sleepy old man whose hobbies include napping and hogging blankets. He is a good friend and hopes that you make a new friend someday.

so many milos hdfdh I love that name sm, he looks soft and sweet and I sincerely hope I do too, ty ;0;

submitted by hannaginel:

This is my cat Lilly. We call her Lilly Moo because her markings make her look like a cow. She’s 7 years old and she loves snuggling and comforting me when I have panic attacks. She’s my baby.

!! an absolute sweetheart, ty ;0;

submitted by mythalogies:

Here’s some pics of my boi

a handsome boi……………………. thank you!!

submitted by sentient-cloud:

Heres a picture of my two cats Octavian(hes the tabby) and Phoenix(yeah I know), the grey tuxedo. They are brothers and they love each other very much, they get upset when they’re not in the same room! I hope this helps!

cuddling cats are one of the most sacred images in the entire world imho ;0; thank you, they look super sweet!!

submitted by princelowell:

hey there! here’s some of mine: the first cat was my boy sox. he passed away when he was 4 years old out of nowhere–we assume a heart condition.

the pug is gizmo, who is 9 years old now (they were about the same age). the ferret, mei, came about a month after we lost sox.

the chubby tabby cat is one of the cats who lived with me when i lived in Japan. her name is hanabi (means fireworks) and she’s probably four or five now? she loved me and slept in my bed but she doesn’t like my host mom much. wish i could’ve taken her home with me.

! i love them aLL, THANK YOU, I’m so sorry to hear about losing sox at such a young age, i’m sure he was super loved and happy ;0;

submitted by wildblueegg:

hey i dont know you but i know you and i saw your cat… well. AND I CAME AS FAST AS MY COMPUTER HANDLED IT

I’m so sorry for your loss, this isn’t even the first pet that i saw that died this year. Take the cat from my friend, he’s a white and soft meme(am i doing this correctly???).

;0; THANK YOU both for the cutie and the kind words <3

submitted by blnketfort: 

ik i’m a bit late to the cat meet & greet (because i was asleep) and also idk how to submit multiple photos so this is a post but i heard abt poppy and i’ve had that happen a few times so i know how devastating it can be.

these are my 2 cats patrick (yawning) and cally (doesn’t like the flash.) they’re half siblings but we rescued them both at different times.

Cally is six but still the size of a kitten, super smart, a total grump but loves strokes and sitting on my lap (and laptop.)

Patrick is 3 (i think?) and an Absolute Idiot. seriously, you can go to step/sit on him and he just won’t move. Follows us all the way when i walk the dog, loves tummy tickles and sitting in the most inconvenient places imaginable & refusing to move.

SWEETIES god I love when cats stretch like in the second pic, absolutely zero concern for what’s around them they’re just Comfy

and I’m sorry for your previous pet losses as well, ty for taking the time to make this photoset :’)

submitted by warning-wild-ginger:

SMOL

I WILL CRY

submitted by ignisalatus:

I’m so sorry for your loss, losing animals is one of the worst things imaginable… ): I lost my baby Rascal here about 6 years ago to a very sudden and agressive mouth cancer when he was only 11, and still miss him terribly to this day. I know it wasn’t nearly as sudden as your baby’s passing, but I can surely sympathize with the shock of how fast and unexpectedly these things can happen ;-;

He was a Rowdy Boy™ but also a total sweetheart of a giant melty fluff ragamuffin. He was my best friend growing up, one of those cats who could always sense when something was wrong and would always jump in my lap and purr and rub my face and cuddle when he knew I was upset. I hope he can keep your baby company as they have many many more catventures in the stars 💜✨

i want to say this is a bad post bc it made me start crying again but hgdkgh it’s not ofc it’s not, this is an extremely sweet message and I’m so so sorry for your baby’s loss as well :’) rascal looks like such a sweetheart and sounds exactly like how poppy was towards me, I’m so heartbroken we lost them both at such young ages but dljfdf I bet they’ll be the best of friends soon ;0; thank you so much for sharing this, it means more than I can say <3333

submitted by atroquinine-blues:

Here’s some pictures of my boy, Buddy, sleeping :) I’m really sorry about your cat, and I hope things get better for you soon (your art is amazing btw)

what a cutie !! I love when cats have markings that makes em look like they’re got lil boots/socks on

and thank you :’)

submitted by easterlil:

This isn’t really my cat, but it’s my grandma’s cat BooBoo. I hope she can help cheer you up a bit!

I did laugh when I refreshed my inbox so jfkldf thank u very much booboo ;0;

submitted by beeva:

I don’t yet have a cat of my own, so here are some cat photos I have on my phone

cats from the cat cafe, feat. my aunt’s cat, who I love

SO MANY CATS AND I LOVE THEM ALL, thank you!! I should see if there’s a cat cafe in my state, that’s always sounded so amazing

submitted by warning-wild-ginger:

Highest priority mail!!

AN ANGEL

submitted by ludbeilschmidt:

This is Peaches!! He likes to help garden. Which means rolling in my plants and meowing for attention. I hope you’re doing ok and feel better soon!! I lost my cat like…almost 10 yrs ago now and it still gets to me sometimes so I know how rough it can be. Take it easy!!!

aw omg, he’s doing a great job !! and thank you, as much as I love getting all these submissions it’s also heartbreaking to hear about how many other cats people have lost - still, knowing how loved they were helps a bit ghgf

submitted by narcoleptrix:

pls accept my condolences through this humble offering of muffin. she’s a sweet old lady cat that enjoys stealing food when you’re not looking and licking people.

MUFFIN….. she’s got a gorgeous coat and if she wants food then she’s getting it

and thank you ;w;

submitted by whalestickers:

This is my soon-to-be cat, Lola!!! Im rly excited abt getting her, she is just the sweetest lap cat ever

!! what an angel !! I’m sure you’ll be very happy together, I’m super excited for the both of you too \o/

submitted by fresh-biscuits:

Here’s my fat baby. Her name is Noelle Faye and she’s a princess. Sorry for your lost. ❤❤❤ Cats are wonderful, no? They just add so much to our lives. How could we ever repay them?

;0; the fattest baby, I love her… guess we just gotta give em as much love as physically possible while they’re with us, which it looks like noelle is for sure getting !! thank you sm <3

submitted by docworth:

hey, i’m sorry to hear about your loss. this is my pride and joy fatman, who pretty much only ever sleeps with/on me (also picture three is a rousing game of “Spot The Fandom Memrobelia”)

your un is docworth, I see a conbat plush and phoenix DS cover(?), your cat is named fatman, clearly you’re just in the best possible timeline

and thank you… my cat used me pretty much exclusively as a pillow as well and what an honor it was

submitted by radioscientist:

I’m so sorry to hear about your cat! My cat Lyra (the cat in the first two pictures) passed away yesterday, so I understand it must be hard! Hopefully you enjoy these pictures of her and her sister ❤️

oh god, I’m so sorry to hear about your cat too - april 2nd clearly needs a redo

lyra (and her sister!) are adorable and I hope she and my poppy are doing alright :’)

submitted by threeleggedbike:

I’m sorry about the loss of your cat, here’s one of my fuzzy sausages if it makes you feel better

the fuzziest sausage.. they’re adorable, ty ;0

submitted by tir-amy-su:

i present…….. the stinky squad..

i………………….. love them …

submitted by fairytalepeople:

I’m so sorry to hear about your cat:( I don’t have any cats of my own but I have the stable cats! The first one is Bertil and the other is Tigris. She’s turning 18 this summer so she gets to stay in the kitchen if she wants to. I also have my dogs, Freja and Sweetie, and none of them act their age (Freja turned 7 yesterday and sweetie is 8) Then there’s my butterfly Miranda (I swear it reacted positively to the Hamilton ost) who I found the last day of December. Sadly it passed some time before February. Tigris usually tries to steal lunch from people by being adorable:3 I hope you are feeling better soon!

all a bunch of babs !!!!! I love freja especially ;0; and thank you <3

submitted by koalabuddy:

my kitty for ur cat night

I IMMEDIATELY LOVE THEM THAT’S JUST A MOUND OF FLUFF, TY !!

submitted by vvarp-core:

Here are my meowers, and a cat that definitely isnt mine but i want to shake his furry lil hand

v sweet meowers, thank you !!! funk engine cat is going places

submitted by captainbuttersocks:

These are my eggs!! They’re inseparable. The white one is Princess and the big orange fella is Lucky.

i gasped a lil bit at that third picture, they look so sweet ;0; thank you!!

submitted by wrightworthmakesmylifeworthwhile:

heard u needed cat pics so hey!! this lil guy is milo (originally “miles” bc im a nerd but we decided he’s too silly to have such a serious name) he’s got a black cat sister named maya (also bc I’m a nerd) and an older yellow tabby cat named pumpkin but he’s probably the most photogenic of my lovely three cats and he’s smol and an awkward little goofball!! he’s not too bright bless him and he always sticks his legs up in the air for no reason (like the first pic I didn’t make him do that he just?? decided that was a comfortable position to be in) anyway he’s a gem I hope he brings you joy bc he sure does me!!! I’m v sorry about your cat 😕

that picture of him with the pumpkin and bunny tail cape made me so unbelievably happy I cannot even begin to express

thank you so much !! he looks like such a sweet bean and his fam sounds just as adorable ;w;

submitted by starlight-steel:

i’m so so sorry to hear about your cat; she looks like such a sweetheart, and it’s always hard to lose a pet :( i thought i’d send over some pics of my anastasia; i hope she helps a little bit!!

(ps this glitched the first time sorry if it submits twice!)

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CAT with an extra beautiful name !!

and thank you, she really was the sweetest :’)

submitted by lala-inwonderland:

i’m very sorry about your kitty, i know how it feels to lose a pet like that. hopefully these pictures of my cats help? the soft orange boy is Oliver and the floppy calico is Daphne. Oliver is a nosy little thief and Daphne is a lazy prissy princess

oliver looks so mischievous and daphne is adorable….. thank you for these, they’re definitely helping, and thank you for your condolences!!

submitted by yolo--ziff: 

This is Ghost. He is about ten months old and loves licking water from the shower, chewing shoelaces and sitting on my keyboard

THESE ARE THE BLUEST EYES I’VE EVER SEEN, HANDSOME BOY 

submitted by mewtwo–official:

This is my precious bab Misu, I hope she cheers you at least a little

she absolutely does, thank you ;___; I love her markings !!

submitted by upsidedownsudoku: 

this is o'malley. he likes the sink, is afraid of mice, and cries every time we bring him outside but i love him anyways

CUTE..

submitted by selenathezorua: 

mao mao it’s gracie

gracie looks so soft ;___; 

submitted by miraculouscatnip:

I’m so sorry you had to go through this, here’s the round girl and the pancake boy to make you feel better

thank you... and theyre gorgeous ;0; !!

submitted by ryuibee: 

I saw you posting a bunch of cats and I heard you lost a cat/cats??? I’m extremely sorry for your loss !! I hated losing my cats : (( I actually lost one of mine ( he’s the black and white spotted one here. His name is spot spot but we called him pouder ((literally poo-duh-er)) this November and it was very heartbreaking. He was only 3 and was this little 15 pound cat who’s gender we couldn’t actually tell so we just used male pronouns and loved belly rubs and chirped like a birdie. Thankfully I have one of my other babies still, Mamakitty !! She’s the gray one in here !! I love her !! She’s very sweet and will love on you 24/7 but if you leave the room she will meow until you get back or come and find you !! But I love her very much ,,, I hope you don’t mind me submitting my cats too !! I’d thought I try and help you !! Love your blog btw-

!!! thank you so much for this message, I’m so sorry to hear about your loss as well, especially considering his age.. ;w; 

and i lOve these cats, ty for sending them <33

submitted by warning-wild-ginger: 

I have 4 cats, Sabbath (the black itty kitty, he’s all grown up now), Minda (the black and white putty-tat, still just a baby), Wyatt (fluffy cat), and Binx (yet to be photographed, he’s elusive)

This guy is a rescue we found a home for a few months back (we have so many cats because we have a hard time giving away kitties)

;w; what a sweetheart, thank you..

submitted by warning-wild-ginger: 

Catz 4 dayz (Sending you gooood vibes👍)

aaAAA TY <3

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and now some decidedly un-cat pets ?? who are all just as good

submitted by mccreesweetpea:

I see people are sending you their adorable animals. I’d love to join in with my baby Stripe!! :0

what a cutie !!!!!! an old friend of mine had a guinea pig and she was a sweetheart too

submitted by commanderofwhat:

I hope some pic of my weird dogs cheer you up a bit!!

the weirdest dogs, i love them ;0; ty!!

submitted by famousinthatanonymousway:

okay so i don’t have a pet cat but these are my children. front to back: Whitney, Enchilada, Aloe, Anti-Capitalist “Gendy” Agenda and Nihilist (2 in tiny pot), Rosa, Boro, Milo, Rose, Nambypampy, and the bamboo in the back is Eduardo Two. im so sorry for your loss, i love you and my sons and daughters love you too

ngl when I first refreshed my inbox I was slowly scrolling down to try and find the elusive cat before I got to the attached message, but this is honestly so much better

i love you and your sons and daughters too, and thank you for such a beautiful pic of your v aptly named children <3

submitted by darkdragonslies:

I don’t have a cat, but I do have a bird. Knowing the feeling of suddenly losing pets, I’m very sorry for your loss

a big ol cutie for sure!!! and thank you <3

submitted by gay-lawyer-heaven:

Ayyy I’m sorry about your cats man, I’ve lost doggies and I know the feel. I’d send you cats, but I have none, so have a lil pic of my doggies Tonks (brown on the left) and Scout! (black, terror eyes on the right) Scout’s the mellower he’s like. Four-fiveish. Tonks is about one or two and licks. Everything.

A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE, I love dogs a whole bunch too (we have a jack russell terrier named frodo wishbone baggins lmao) and yours are adorable!!

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and now some text 

dontkillbirds said: I’m so so sorry to hear about that, it’s awful when pets pass. Xo

clefeeble said: I’m so so sorry for your loss :<

leonidas1754 said: Oh gosh, I’m so sorry bud.

thank you all so much ;w; <3

silversacredsilence said: hang in there, you can do it. happened a lot of times to me too and if you want, i can send pictures of my cats and dogs :)

tysm.. and I’d love to see your pets if you’ve got pics, I’ve been asking my friends to send me pics of theirs and it really is helping ;0;

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stories ?

actualmomgarnet asked: Ok so its not a pic but I thought I'd share my cat story with you??? To make you laugh!! Before my cat Toby got sick and passed away he was the cuddliest cat you'd ever meet and I miss him to this day, even though it's been 4 years. BUT sometimes he'd chase my mom down the hallway like a dog and it was SO FUNNY so just imagine (1/2)

you’re sitting in the living room and you’d look down the hallway to only hear a “thumpathumpathump” followed by a “SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAACCCHHHHH” as my mom RAN AS FAST AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE AWAY FROM HIM :’D so yeah. My cat Toby :D (2/2)

that is the most ridICULOUS THING I’VE EVER HEARD JFDLKF, I love when cats just go wild in hallways goD, thank you for this !!

and I’m very sorry to hear about your loss as well, I’m sure toby was super loved himself ;0;

anon said: I'll share a cat story too! we had a cat named smokey, who could stretch to be as long as I was tall (as a 5th-grade babby). and he was very. VERY into food. our kitchen was kind of just a long hallway, and it had completely smooth wood-laminate flooring, and his food bowl was against the far wall. anytime someone went into the kitchen after about 5 pm, smokey would lose his mind and go sprinting into the kitchen. but the floor was smooth, and he was fast. he ran into the wall quite a bit.

another story about smokey and food: dad’s girlfriend at the time (now wife) made us a pan of brownies, and we left them on the counter overnight. when we woke up, half of the pan had been chewed down. dad thought it was me and my brother at first, until he looked a little closer. what did he see? kitty nose prints. -n- smokey would also open cabinets to steal bread and fling it all around the house, which necessitated baby locks on the cabinets. he was. smart in the dumbest ways.

I love smokey ??? smokey sounds like the perfect and most exemplary ridiculous cat in existence?? thank you, these made me smile a lot jdklf

anon said: my cat's name is Tuxie, my mom named him that because he's black with a little white tuxedo pattern. He was our neighborhood stray for years until he started making friends with our other cats through the glass and when winter came, we couldn't help but bring him in. He's incredibly buff but not feral, vet says he was probably abandoned by his last owner. He's very kind and shy and polite and the only noise he makes is little squeaks when he jumps we love him to bits

!!! I’m so glad he’s got a home with you guys now, he sounds like an absolute sweetheart ;0;

en-el-espanol-de-la-rae asked: my mom head a cat hus name was agüi (a mix of the spanish word for water n here bc apparently they had found him by the river) n he was Very Clingy and liked to climb and his fave resting spot was around ppl's necks for some unknown reason so a common sight in our house was agüi around someone's neck... i dont have pics of him but he was v photogenic my mom took a lot of pics w him in college n took him everywhere

he sounds adorable omg, thank you for sharing… cats are just ?? so good ??? poppy used to just lie on my back/shoulders if i was ever in the position for her to do so lmao

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again. thank you all so much for sending me these things, they really meant a lot 

[victorian-creepshow]

Finished Andromeda today. 

Pros:

Like I already said, the combat’s fun. Still not sure that the profile system was necessary, but I can understand some people enjoying it.

The main story was pretty good. I like how the Ryder twins worked together at the end, that was pretty cool. I just kinda wish we would have gotten a little more interaction with our twin. 

The worlds/scenery are v pretty. Voeld and Kadara are my favorite. Elaaden made me think of Borderlands. Part of me was expecting to find a Handsome Jack billboard somewhere rofl

I really like how they included more of those special friendly bonding moments with squadmates, whether you’re romancing them or not. V nice touch pls give us more of this in the future

Peebee and Drack ended up being my favs and I’ve never been a Krogan or Asari lover lmao. I mean, there wasn’t anyone on the squad I outright hated, but them two... definitely my homies.

Loved the little pathfinder cool kids gang that happened. I want to see more of them all. I’d love for them to all go on a mission together, pathfinders only no squares allowed

Kesh. Kesh is a positive all on her own. Love her. Vorn too. I like that they showed more variety in personalities within all the species. Krogan scientist 4tw

Kudos for ethnic diversity this time. They actually look like what they’re supposed to be! And it doesn’t look weird!

I never felt that overwhelming feeling of Hinterlands 2.0 on any of the maps. I’m not really interested in exploration, and I didn’t find any of the worlds too ridiculously huge like I thought they might be. Though they were all huge compared to Inquisition’s. It makes sense though, since they were clearly made to be used with the Nomad. If not for that, I think I would have been gritting my teeth trying to get from one side of the map to the other

More than two nice looking hairstyles for men, even if they were all a little bland.

Liked the color wheel on clothes, although I would have given it up in a heartbeat in favor of better physical feature customizations

Cons:

 At certain times the writing felt a little rushed to me.

There were still too many pointless quests, Bioware. chiiiiiiiiiill

Should I even bother to say it? I can hear the boos already. No imma say it anyway. DEAL. Some of the facial animations were nightmare fuel aight. Even for Bioware. Be real. I’m still clutching my rosary. But then some expressions felt much more natural than in previous games, too. I feel like they could easily build on that and refine it without too much hassle if given more time. Some walking and running animations felt a little less stiff than before, at least to me.

I’m still irritated at the CC. It’s pathetic, and using Alec as the reason it ‘has to be that way’ is ridiculous and cheap. That feeling of playing a pre-established character never went away and I was never able to fully connect with Ryder because of it. It took away from my enjoyment of the story. That, combined with the fact that it seemed like there were less dialog options this time around. And sometimes those dialog options seemed... bizarrely inappropriate to the situation. That’s nothing new, and sometimes it is just a matter of opinion, but ehh.

I fucking hate that fucking Sudoku wannabe decryption bullshit minigame oh my godddd. They can DIE. FOREVER. Ok this isn’t a legitimate complaint since technically you could skip most if you had a key thing, and I’m sure plenty of people out there enjoyed that hell. I’ve never had the patience for complex puzzles. Why couldn’t we just stick to matching lines of code like in ME2? cries  

The Kett story was a little predictable imo. And the Archon, I expected more out of him. As in, I was kinda hoping he’d be the sort of antagonist that you could empathize with. That maybe his motivations were less black and white than a certain other I AM A GOOOODDDDDD MWAHAHA bioware villain. 

Bugs. Buuuuugs everywhere. I couldn’t settle Elaaden because of a bug that prevented me from completing the mission. I had to replay several parts including a portion of the final mission. One time I lost about five hours of play. It was bad. Though, recalling what Inquisition was like on it’s initial release... it wasn’t completely unexpected.

Still doing that thing with Asari I see. Lmao. Like, I love Peebee, but I pulled a muscle rolling my eyes at the fact that I can’t be friendly to her without her trying to grab my junk. A whole new galaxy and we still hypersexualizing all the blue not-lady ladies. Nice. Can you imagine the meltdown hets would have if Gil had a cutscene that involved him rubbing up on Scott unprovoked? And the only reject option is along the lines of “Eheh.... well... I’m sorry, but I just... c-can’t... please don’t be mad your undeniable sex appeal isn’t working today...”

There was a very minor trans character, a side lesbian character, one gay/bi alien who’s love is dead, one bisexual human male and one possibly??? gay?? human male. The bisexual male is better written than the ONE other m/m romance, and one can only assume it was only given decent treatment because it’s also a potential fem!Ryder romance. Gil’s endgame if not romanced is to have a child with a woman? Lol. Also never explicitly states he’s only interested in men even when rejecting fem!Ryder. I could just sum all this up by saying “do better” but from where I’m sitting, this specific group of writers and developers aren’t interested in hearing it. So I’ll just say, fail. Fucking fail. No gold star for effort. If you want credit for being so ~*~progressive~*~, do the work. And for god’s sake, don’t treat it like someone twisted your arm to include it.

All in all, it was a fun game. I may play the DLCs if/when they come out. The main game doesn’t have a whole lot of replay value imo though, at least not for me. 

The problematic writing everyone foresaw going in turned out to be well-founded, and no, there is nothing here that would even begin to make up for it. They could do better if they wanted to. They’re aware of the issues. This was their chance to fix that and all they proved was that they really don’t care. Simple as that. So yep, I’m still extremely disappointed in that respect.

On that note, let’s not dwell on it. At least we all know what to expect now. On to what really matters... DA4~ And if they fuck that up, there will be hell to pay.