#Pete is so much stronger than me if I was that close to Stephanie Lauter I would not be able to stop myself from making out with her

[paleode-ology]

peter and steph: “if I loved you, I’d let you know”

also peter and steph:

- “you’re crazy about me >:)” steph maybe turn down the bedroom eyes

- “i only go on dates with guys who ask me out, which you’ve never done, BY THE WAY >:(“

- “I’m done” with what????? I thought you WEREN’T crazy about Steph? Isn’t that what you said, Pete? Pete?

- “You had to go and seduce [me]” hmm so you HAVE been seduced? Is that right?

- “who’s the victim when you shoot me looks?” okay so who’s obsessed with who again?

- “if I loved you like you should be loved” this is the most romantic thing anyone has said in the entire hatchetfield canon

- “babe” (which Steph calls Peter outside of the refrain btw. “you bet they can, oh babe, you bet they can”)

- “I need a lover Man” steph who was that for. if it was fanservice that’s fine

- “I mean we’re graduating anyway” so we ARE trying to make this work. Is that what you’re saying Pete

- “I’m a sapiosexual, you’re intellectual” say that again Steph. What was that. I thought you’d “never go for a geek who’d spend the prom in a stall”

- “I cut my lover losses when I can” isn’t the point of this song for you to convince him that he WASNT ever a possible lover. are you saying he could be, steph. Look me in the eyes, stephanie.

- *oh fuck oh shit we’re standing too close fuck can’t let you know I want to kiss you* THREE SEPARATE TIMES

- *both believe the other is using them*

- *dramatic circling each other, turning away before IMMEDIATELY turning back to face each other*

- steph very dramatically playing with her hair while avoiding eye contact looking VERY conflicted. keep talking girlie.

- *tries to let the other leave beanies first* this is chivalry guys. guys.

- tbh just the fact that the whole dialogue leading up is Steph accusing Peter of being in love with her while he proceeds to point out how she’s initiated literally every major interaction they’ve had. like go on girl keep digging yourself into this hole.