#nerdy prudes must did

[paleode-ology]

peter and steph: “if I loved you, I’d let you know”

also peter and steph:

- “you’re crazy about me >:)” steph maybe turn down the bedroom eyes

- “i only go on dates with guys who ask me out, which you’ve never done, BY THE WAY >:(“

- “I’m done” with what????? I thought you WEREN’T crazy about Steph? Isn’t that what you said, Pete? Pete?

- “You had to go and seduce [me]” hmm so you HAVE been seduced? Is that right?

- “who’s the victim when you shoot me looks?” okay so who’s obsessed with who again?

- “if I loved you like you should be loved” this is the most romantic thing anyone has said in the entire hatchetfield canon

- “babe” (which Steph calls Peter outside of the refrain btw. “you bet they can, oh babe, you bet they can”)

- “I need a lover Man” steph who was that for. if it was fanservice that’s fine

- “I mean we’re graduating anyway” so we ARE trying to make this work. Is that what you’re saying Pete

- “I’m a sapiosexual, you’re intellectual” say that again Steph. What was that. I thought you’d “never go for a geek who’d spend the prom in a stall”

- “I cut my lover losses when I can” isn’t the point of this song for you to convince him that he WASNT ever a possible lover. are you saying he could be, steph. Look me in the eyes, stephanie.

- *oh fuck oh shit we’re standing too close fuck can’t let you know I want to kiss you* THREE SEPARATE TIMES

- *both believe the other is using them*

- *dramatic circling each other, turning away before IMMEDIATELY turning back to face each other*

- steph very dramatically playing with her hair while avoiding eye contact looking VERY conflicted. keep talking girlie.

- *tries to let the other leave beanies first* this is chivalry guys. guys.

- tbh just the fact that the whole dialogue leading up is Steph accusing Peter of being in love with her while he proceeds to point out how she’s initiated literally every major interaction they’ve had. like go on girl keep digging yourself into this hole.

[pawpunkao3]

Still can't get over how Steph said "who's the victim when you shoot me looks" to Pete. That's like two inches away from calling him a vixen. A temptress. A scandalous little minx who seduces all the proper gentlewomen with his beautiful thick-lashed babyboy eyes. Girl get ahold of yourself

[kazzsbrekker]

you laugh at the line “you look a little like the homeless guy downtown” because you think it references the fact that joey plays both pete and the homeless man; i laugh at it because i know pete resembles ted because he’s his brother and ted is actually the homeless man who traveled in time and has a fractured mind due being captured in tinky’s box. we are not the same. also i stopped laughing and am sobbing now

[yourlocalabomination]

Giving the people what they demanded

[screenshotsonpinterest]

We as a people do not put enough respect on Corey Dorris’s ability to go from the heart breaking

“Paul let me die I can’t live in a world without my daughter” in tgwdlm to

“If only Stephanie, if only” when his daughter says he’s killing her in NPMD

The RANGE your fav could never

[abeardoodle]

This is my head canon

[starkidenjoyer]

if max didn't fall

Since he loved the “party” they threw for him, he shares his beer with everyone (grace of course does not participate) 

He finds out that shockingly enough, ruth and him are equally as obsessed with sex when they both scoff and say “watch some porn!!!!”

Pete and steph can’t help glancing at each other as they sip on beer (pete is getting very quickly drunk because he has never had beer even though ted offers him some of his jack at home)

As he gets tipsy he uses stephanie to help him get up, giggling nervously when he brushes her hair off her shoulder showing her neck 

Ritchie explains how attack on titan is actually super cool, it has tons of blood and guts and fighting, and that it’s not lame let me you show you a clip

Max smacks his shoulder and calls it “nerd shit” but *does* remember the name, where he will look it up and watch the whole first season in a weekend.

When they get back to school the next day, not much changes for the whole school. Kyle still can’t date brenda, nerds still (overall) are poorly treated.

But it gets better

They can go to the football games (if they don’t cheer for him enough, they may change though)

Theyre allowed to be in the same hallway

He’ll smack them on the shoulders and he does slap peter on the ass but not even close to the level as before

They win the big game (fuck clivesdale!!! Fuck em straight to hell!!)

Max gives ritchie a chest bump and after this he can join the huddle SOMETIMES

Steph and peter celebrate a bit more than they intended (watching it sarcastically right) and may or may not hug and get very flustered when the winning play is made.

Maybe they go study at pasquales for real next time and max shouts “I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS RENDEZVOUS!!” every time he sees them together. 

[beetlesanbutterflies]

Ruth Fleming definitely survived the apotheosis, but everyone thought she got infected because she kept joining the musical numbers on her own accord.

[ricky-mortis]

I love playing dress up with the blorbo

[st0rmyseas]

[cygnus-is-tired]

Orthodontist hate him, dentist fear him! It’s NIBBLY!!!

(Unlike Nibbly you aren’t a god so don’t bite hard candy, you can and will fuck up your teeth)

[thewhizzyhead]

WAIT I WANNA BRING UP ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOW BULLYING IS ADDRESSED IN NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. one thing I really liked about how Max is shown as a bully is his talk with Pete at the Pasqualli's parking lot. When Pete tries to stand up to Max, Max pushes him down and emphasizes that Pete isn't a loser because of his own qualities - rather, Pete is a loser because Max simply said so.

Of course we can attribute this to Max's god complex but I think that this point in particular is less than often really brought up in teen-centered media featuring bullying: that bullying exists not because of nerdy behavior or whatever the fuck, but because bullies will it into being. And to have a BULLY of all people say that out loud - to have the main villain point out the root of their behavior without showing any kind of shame whatsoever - showcases just how much of a menace Max is.

[oniomn]

the siblings are on a road trip!!!!

ty @witchstormm for the little comic idea <33

[fadedkat]

Don't be so formal Stephie, we're all paly-wals here!

girl help! the eldritch horrors have taken over my brain and I've had the summoning stuck in my head for a week

individual characters under the cut!

[glitter50000]

Hatchet Town cameos first appearance

[coloredlion102-blog]

Ruth and Richie randomly strike team rocket poses prove me wrong