#Probs will do Blitzwing next ~

[scribe-of-hael]

"You know, you remind me of someone"

"Oh yeah, Me . "

*slaps his bald head and shakes it like an 8 ball*

Its time for the grunge punk daddy Lockdown to get the human former treatment, as the Fandom's favorite bounty hunter ~ (do not bite me its a joke)

But slapped this bad boy together cause I wuv my bf :3 and he for our au!!

[felixdragonheartofficial]

If the decepticons holoforms were included in human error, I guarantee both megatron and starscream would be the first mfs to get horny and have some sort of casual sex agreement or something, not traditionally romantic

Megatron would never bang:

Lugnut cuz lugnut is a simp but bro is not the kind to cheat on his wife, we know he's really anti infidelity + megatron thinks he's annoying

Shockwave because shockwave would definitely be overwhelmed or flustered or something + be like "my liege that's unprofessional/inappropriate"

Blitzwing cuz I don't think blitzwing is interested in him + he doesn't really stand out as a possible candidate

Blackarachnia because she's not interested in him either + megatron is disgusted by her human half

Now.

HEAR

ME

OUT!

Both Megan and sneet snart hate each other that much we know, but I bet star scream would literally find out what sex is and be like "MUHAHAH EVEIL PLAN" AND LITERALLY TRY TO BANG MEGAN because we know how desperate that mf is for power

bro prob thinks he'll be able to tire meganron out at the end enough to poison him or whatever, But thing is bro didn't count on being a bottom😭

Bro probably whimpers AND moans and Megan teases him for it, but he tried to be like "NO I DONT!???" AND WHATEVER

And he like tries to convince himself that he'll do it the next time BUT HE NEVER DOES but it's tragic that this is like literally the only way they get along, but I don't think Megan minds