#intrusive thot

[theeerealpunkin]

Remus loves annoying Roman, but I'm a firm believer that Roman can be equally annoying.

[lil-toastie-boi]

Im extremely late but Happy Birthday Remus!!!!!!!!!!!

[punk-possum333]

I saw this video on YouTube and immediately thought- ”oh… you like your ham biblically accurate ?”

(No I will not give context )

[ketamine-cat]

It's called DopaMINE so why the fUCK DO I NOT HAVE ANY

[seasnail7]

Manager at Orientation: "-We make our own bread daily, and we even salt our own butter-"

Me: Why does that sound dirty?

Different manager later: "You free? Can you follow me to the back, I have a job for you."

Me: This is the part where she takes me to a secluded storage room in the back, locks the door and starts strippi- BRAIN STOP, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

[blackgildedhole]

By dying.

[pe-nis]

Cognitive diffusion during sex 🤯

[ton-of-anxie-tea]

i wonder what would happen if...*sticks guitar into fan*

[whyimintoracestuff]

who’s good at debating and want to politically catfish the republican party as the token minority then uno reverse that shit once you’re in?

[babyzations]

Ariana Medium

[theeerealpunkin]

Virgil: Right in front of my fucking coffee?!

[remy-the-rat22]

THIS! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE THIS FOR A WHILE NOW (on my old account that I no longer have access to...) BUT FOR THEM TO REALLY BE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THEY CANT BE THE WEIRD AND GORY/SEXUAL THINGS HE BRINGS UP TO MAKE THOMAS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!

Personally I believe that he has intrusive thoughts about everyone hating him and that he has no real purpose. And no, I'm totally not projecting onto my favorite little gremlin man.

So Virgil is anxious because he’s anxiety

Janus lies and is self centred because he’s Deceit and self perseverance

Patton tries to make the good decision and do what’s best for everyone because he’s morality

Roman is prideful and passionate cuz he’s creativity and the ego

Logan is logical, sane and rational cuz he’s logic

Shouldn’t Remus have intrusive thoughts since he also represents intrusive thoughts?

[folklore-a]

Do you ever see someone so attractive that you just wanna bite them?

[ketamine-cat]

needed a void to scream into and I have too much self respect to make a twitter so- aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

[oldermenfucker]

Wanna smother Robby with my tits

[faretheeoscar]

INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS

Pairing: Steven Grant x reader

--Warnings: 🔥18+, nsfw, nipple play, but also kind of fluff(?) cause Steven is just so adorable idk--

A/N: English is not my first language so I'm sorry if there’s any mistakes,

Word count: 800~ this is more like a blorbo tbh

As always thanks to my proof readers @mandodinstuff , @lauraispunk

You were getting ready to sleep, doing your usual nighttime skincare routine in the bathroom while Steven reads in bed waiting for you before cuddling to sleep.

Unfortunately for you, your hands have been especially clumsy tonight, for some reason you have been reaping your face pads in half and honestly just making a mess, that culminates in you don't taking the lid off correctly of one of your many bottles of toners/moisturizers and ended up spilling the whole thing on yourself, leaving you with a see through white shirt and one bottle of 35£ of serum spilled on the floor.

“Fuck me!“

You sighed and walked back annoyed to the bedroom to change your shirt for a dry one, you tried searching for a new one on one of the drawers of the bedside table were you usually store your pajamas in but to add to your frustrations you just encounter an empty drawer as you haven't washed any clothes for the past couple of weeks, you sigh and think that one of your boyfriends shirts will do just as fine, so you turn to face Steven to ask him to burrow one from him while tugging off your own wet one.

“Steven do you have a shirt that I could—“

It all happens very fast, when you turn around Steven is already leaning right next to you sitting on the edge of the bed looking up to you like a drooling puppy and without a warning his face jumps forward and his mouth latches on your nipple, making you gasp also jump bit back at the sudden intrusion.

“Hey!”

You try to warn him, but Steven puts his arms around your waist to pull you closer to the edge of the bed while he indulges on sucking one of your nipples, and buries his face further, he brings his other hand to pinch the other one and you let out a high pitch involuntary whine as he does it.

He keeps on sucking one nipple and then turns the attention to the other, while his hand continues on teasing your perky nipples, rolling them between his fingers, if you are honest with yourself at the beginning you were a bit startled and confused by his sudden intrusion but right now you are melting under his touch, getting the familiar sensation of warmth down on your nether regions.

Steven stops latching at your nipples and brings both of his hands to grab them, starts playing like an amused child, while squeezing them together and then letting them bounce, just before he buries his face on the nape of your breasts and motorboats them a couple of times.

You giggle and he looks up at you with that mischievous playful smile that you love, you close your eyes as you feel the warm sensation of his breath against your nipple again, but instead of getting the warm sensation of his mouth on you, he just kisses softly your breasts and lets them go with a satisfied smile, he scoots back on the bed and gets on reading the chapter in his book, like nothing even happened.

You are left frozen in place with a hazy mind, a confused expression and soaked panties as you watch him while he puts his glasses back on and resume what he was doing prior without even flinching.

“Steven… what the--? Seriously?” You climb on the bed and pull down his book by the spine.

Steven looks at you through his glasses

“Sorry luv, sometimes the intrusive thoughts just win” He chuckles and shrugs his shoulders as he goes back to reading.

You take his book away from his hands and toss it to the floor.

“Hey what was that for?!” Steven looks down at his book that is now just a bunch of with pages all scattered on the floor.

“Sorry love, sometimes the intrusive thoughts just win”

You give him a mischievous smile and before he gets the opportunity to even say something or try to grab the book from the floor, you jump to straddle his legs and start grinding yourself on him.

“Oh, bloody hell—-luv, what, are you--“ Steven tries to mutter a complain but you put a hand on his mouth to shut him up.

“Shhhh....you’re gonna finish what you started Grant” You grind yourself a bit harder on him earning a muffled moan from him and a hardening erection "Am i making myself clear?"

Steven just nods frantically at you as he bucks his needy hips up and the friction of his now fully hard member against your clit makes you both moan pathetically.

“Outta boy, Steven, just let the intrusive thoughts in again honey and maybe I'll buy you a replacement for that book of yours"

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