#Programer

[fights4users]

What to get a programmer for Christmas

Once you actually find a lot of the computer related shirts and buttons from the 80s you realize programmers and geeks were ….really horny. Like really— and for the computer too. (They’re valid)

Anyways, since is Christmas (eve) I wanted to do a little post of computer related things I think the encom bunch would receive.

Flynn-

He’s the boss with the cheesy mugs. I can see him varying in his collection. 90% of his stuff is either advertising Tron and his other games or goofy stuff from magazines and catalogs. He is really easy to buy for.

Alan-

You think he and Lora are squares but half is just computer innuendo. Other half his he’s just an optimistic dork.

Lora-

She gets to be a part of the funny shirt gang. I can also see her getting this Garfield. It has not left her desk in 20 years

Roy-

Also a button guy, but I can also see him with the unironic “my X got me this shirt and thinks I’m real cool” type.

The shirts come from a magazine Ad in the 80s “ software” thats hilarious

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[victusinveritas]

[luetta]

[itsexclusive]

[ratisangy]

[faintrustle]

CALEB's Back

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

[catcrumb]

[convelocity]

It's Tara. Of Waterdeep.

[dimeadozencows]

[bvixii]

I think it's time we blow this scene.

Get everybody and the stuff together.

Okay, three, two, one, let's jam.

[ Tank! ft. Tulpar ]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The difference between FNAF Roxy and Foxy

[blodwyrm]

𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔦𝔫’𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢