#Proud Jackass

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

Continued From X @peppy-jester

"Oh, I know about the song. It is popping off on VoxTube, and Mammom is PISSED about it, though I think it's also cause he ain't making a dime off of it. Surprisingly, his reputation hasn't taken much of a hit, though most people know he's a greedy fuck." Beelzebub doubt Mammon had a good one to begin with as most people just wanted his money or feared him for being a Sin.

"Don't take Mammon too seriously. I'm sure if he can make those twins work out he'll completely forget about trying messing with you. If he doesn't I'm sure Oz will kick his ass in twenty different ways." Beelzebub might even get in on that action.

"Ugh, he's trying to come up a good way to market the twins. Even had the NERVE to call me up asking to promote them with MY Beelzejuice. Can you believe that shit? I ain't even gonna consider putting the face of those two on it." The Sin was sure Mammon would bitch about it till no end, though didn't care.

"Ya know, since you don't work for anyone right now that kinda means you're an indie entertainer. Could come up with a special flavor of Beelzejuice and put your face on it just to piss Mammon off. You don't gotta, though I'd be more than willing to let you keep all the money that's made from it." Beelzebub didn't much care for cash, though making a shit ton of it off Mammon's idea would certainly piss him off, and that she can get behind.

[asthecrowrambles]

b4 for ellen :3c

ELLEN!!! i like her so much... also i misread your ask and thought you said 3c so there's the pencil drawing of that ^_^

[jdsgothwife]

actor boys if they were bath and body works fragrances

kris lemche: into the night (described as "a timeless, feminine, alluring night on the town - raspberry noir, amber crystals, velvety rose petals, creamy patchouli and mocha musk" on bath and body works dot com)

chad donella: dahlia ("bright and floral with a dash of intrigue - a beautiful blend of dahlia petals, crisp pear and praline")

christian slater: oh, cherry ("irresistable addiction, bring on the bold with this punch of red fruit -  black cherry, sheer magnolia and tonka bean")

ryan merriman: gingham ("a fresh, vibrant, happy celebration - blue freesia, white peach, fresh clementine, violet and clean musk")

texas battle: twilight woods ("the warmth and mystery of an enchanted forest -  lush berry, sparkling mandarin, soft mimosa, apricot nectar and cypress wood")

matthew lillard: pumpkin swirl cake ("a perfectly spiced, falltime dessert - pumpkin spice, caramel toffee and creamy vanilla")

johnny knoxville: love always wins ("a sparkling celebration of who you are - rainbow citrus, water lotus and wood sage")

james spader: pretty as a peach ("the season's sweetest, juiciest just-picked delights - peach, jasmine petals and white nectarine")

jesse moss: first sight ("knowing you found your other half - soft bergamot, rich woods and sugared musk")

bruce campbell: iced lemon pound cake ("a rich, tangy teatime dessert - sugary glazed icing, pure lemon zest, fluffy pound cake and whipped cream")

[todayisafridaynight]

What do you think Mine’s reaction to Masato / Aoki be like?

tbh they'd probably be. amicable. at the very least.

[katiesteedart]

#KatieSteedArt

Title - Pontius

One of my first drawings. I make sure people see it when they come to the door...

[archangelraphael]

I love midam but it made us too soft on michael. We need to discuss his "one uninportant little man" side more

[merriclo]

you ever read a fic abt unruly and miserable teenage characters and instantly know that ohh yeah this author is a pleasure to have in class

[video-hole]

am I far gone enough to have a knox-o ship tag on here.Whatever

[carltonlassie]

Koreans love oasis to the point where we have a meme archive for Noel and Liam on a wiki page and there's tons of videos where the audience sings with Noel and there's also a video where Noel gets excited to talk about his experiences in korea

And the fact that Noel says Koreans are "like the Irish of east asia" fjfhhshs the solidarity!!!! lmfao

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

Continued from X @freaxshow

Beelzebub loved partying in the human world whenever she got the chance to slip out of Hell. Not to mention getting away without a human disguise was easy a shit as all the Sin had to do was say she's a furry, whatever that is. Currently she'd taken over a party at some bar she walked into, easily getting everyone in on it. The she felt someone bump into her, swiftly causing her to turn around and look down.

"You don't gotta be sorry. Shit happens when you're at a fuckin raging party like this one. If I got pissed at every person that bumped into me then it'd just kill this tasty vibe I got going on." Beelzebub wasn't easily annoyed or angered, well, most of the time. With that said, the Sin took a moment to look the other up and down.

"Well, aren't you a fuckin cutie. How's about I buy you a drink and you party with me for a bit? If not, that's cool do. I can respect you wanting to do your own thing." Beelzebub didn't want to pressure them into doing anything.

[playgirlpontius]

Cute pix of Ehren from Dave’s Instagram for his birthday!!! Love u Ehren happy birthday!!!!

[ckygetsjobs]

funniest thing to me is the stark difference between dico on and off camera. Like off camera he just plays video games, goes to Kmart, plays with action figures, watches classic movies, and listens to music that’s typically also classic. Maybe sometimes he’ll record something but he’s typically very normal off camera and even the guys have talked about it. Like he just doesn’t fucking care.

[saetoru]

thinking about lil alhaitham planning his grandmothers funeral all alone is the quickest way to get me depressed that literally destroyed me i teared up for a good five mins the first time i read it 🥲

[yerdad]

Hi! Know I've been inactive for a bit and that probably isn't gonna change! I have other stuff to say but it'll be in the tags lol

[oflights]

To an Athlete Dying Young

The time you won your town the race We chaired you through the market-place; Man and boy stood cheering by, And home we brought you shoulder-high.

Today, the road all runners come, Shoulder-high we bring you home, And set you at your threshold down, Townsman of a stiller town.

Smart lad, to slip betimes away From fields where glory does not stay, And early though the laurel grows It withers quicker than the rose.

Eyes the shady night has shut Cannot see the record cut, And silence sounds no worse than cheers After earth has stopped the ears.

Now you will not swell the rout Of lads that wore their honours out, Runners whom renown outran And the name died before the man.

So set, before its echoes fade, The fleet foot on the sill of shade, And hold to the low lintel up The still-defended challenge-cup.

And round that early-laurelled head Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead, And find unwithered on its curls The garland briefer than a girl’s.

A.E. Housman

[vigil4nted]

so bc bhvr is ruining killer adepts & making them skillless, i changed my steam achievs to brandish warframe achievs that i think are cool instead that required some skill to get