#Prussia: Jesus Christ I fucked up somewhere with you

[wewerenotthefirst]

A key feature of my gercan is the idea that everyone else is so confused by pair of them because they can simultaneously bring out the worst and best in each other. Ludwig prides himself on being calm and even-tempered but once Matthew threw the foulest German at him and Ludwig had to be dragged back into the trenches lest he run across No Man’s Land to personally break Matthew’s jaw. 

Matthew has the patience of a saint from dealing with the 3 most narcissistic nations in the world (Alfred, Arthur & Francis) and yet Ludwig once sneezed during the peace conference and Matthew thew his teacup against the wall by Ludwig’s head and called him a plague rat. 

I mean, Matthew learned German just to. make sure Ludwig knew he was insulting him. And its flawless. Ludwig once got Matthew banned from his zoos.

So, yeah, Arthur doesn’t know when they started dating but the last fight they had in public was over who got to carry the new puppy in the baby carrier. So. 

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

For old times’ sake, here are some of my favorite pieces of bad Hetalia anime official art, in no particular order:

This. This fucking thing. What the hell is going on here? Why are they throwing tomatoes at each other in a back alley? Why does it look like this whole scene is covered in blood? What is happening to Spain’s arm? Why are Spain and Prussia wearing T-shirts but France is wearing the world’s ugliest blouse? Is that bird supposed to be a design on Prussia’s shirt, or is it just like, kind of hovering in front of the camera with really bad composition? Either way this picture is vaguely terrifying. Also, as usual, everyone except Prussia has the default Studio DEEN “Open mouth, staring directly ahead of them like an MMD model someone didn’t finish posing” expression. Look at that. What is France looking at? What is Spain looking at? Presumably he’s about to throw a tomato at Prussia, but he’s not looking at Prussia, he’s looking somewhere in the distance up in the air between France and Prussia. I feel like you could literally cut and paste Spain and France’s heads onto other pieces of official art from this era and they’d be the exact same drawing.

I hate this entire image. It’s hideous and everyone’s faces look wrong. Also, why is it entirely in ugly shades of brown? I hate it. I don’t like looking at this image. I hope whoever drew it feels remorse. (Also shoutout to France and Germany’s soulless glazed over eyes there)

Ignoring Austria’s owl neck, the ugly attempt at some sort of painting filter, the nonsensical wrinkles on everyone’s clothes, and whatever the fuck is going on with Roman’s face, just... Prussia has six fingers on his right hand here. SIX.

What the FUCK is Romano doing. Who eats kebabs like that? Why is he eating those dango so aggressively he’s literally about to fall over? Why does he look like he’s going to kill me? Also, why are Spain’s eyes so far apart? Other than that this one looks nice tho.

First of all, the way Spain is just kind of barely touching Romano’s head is really weird. Secondly, everyone’s hands look weird, especially England’s left hand. Third, they’re all doing the Studio DEEN “stick your pelvis out and lean your legs off to the side for unexplained reasons” thing that I still don’t get. Fourth, either Spain and England are kneeling, or those kids have really fucking long legs. And finally, LOOK AT AMERICA’S BROKEN NECK AND SOULLESS STARE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS IS THE WORST FAMILY PHOTO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

I hate this stupid fucking hyperrealistic chocolate fish. I just do. I don’t understand what’s going on in this picture. Help

THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST. LOOK AT THIS. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS HILARIOUSLY UGLY. WHY ARE THEY HOLDING RANDOM PLANTS. WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE THAT. WHO PICKED THESE FUCKING COLORS. IT LOOKS LIKE A PROMOTIONAL IMAGE FOR A SOAP OPERA FROM THE 70S. HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIE

First of all Japan’s neck, then we have the really weird perspective on America’s hand, but most importantly LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CHIBIS IN THE BACKGROUND. Look at the perspective grid, and compare them to the size of the trees, etc. THEY MUST BE FUCKING, LIKE, ACTUAL HUMAN PERSON SIZE. AND THAT’S TERRIFYING. WHY ARE THEY EVEN THERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEY RUIN THE ENTIRE PICTURE