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#Pyrrha is developing a reputation among reporters
superiorsturgeon · 6 months
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Camping Date
Pyrrha: *wearing a backpack, climbs to the top of a small hill overlooking a wooded valley* Aaah…! I just love going for a hike in the mountains like this!
Pyrrha: Isn’t the fresh air and scenery just lovely, Jaune?
Jaune: *struggling slightly to keep up* Phew! Yeah, it’s pretty cool! You really like coming way out in the wilderness, huh? 😮‍💨
Pyrrha: Oh, I simply love it…! The beautiful landscape, the fresh smells, and getting away from it all with my boyfriend…! 😊
Pyrrha: …especially getting away from certain people…! 😤
Elsewhere in the wilderness…
Paparazzo #1: *clothes torn and covered in mud* Damn it, Pyrrha Nikos is hard to keep up with…!
Paparazzo #2: *trying to repair damaged camera* I thought I saw something red through the trees, but it turned out to be a bird and it attacked its reflection in my lens!
Paparazzo #3: *looking over map* I don’t get it! We saw her take this trail with the blonde kid, but we’ve been hiking for miles with no sign of anyone! I’m not even sure if we’re still in Vale!
Back with the Arkos couple…
Pyrrha: …heh, heh, heh…try to interrupt my romantic weekend when you can’t even find me…! 😈
Jaune: *shades his eyes* Oh, wow! You can really see for miles up here! I’m going to start setting up camp!
Pyrrha: That sounds lovely…! I’ll go gather some sticks for a fire! 😊
Jaune: *bends over to start unpacking tent*
Pyrrha: *slyly stealing glances at the Arc booty while gathering wood* Yes, just you and me by a campfire under the stars, you cute blonde knight…! 😏
Paparazzo #4: Pyrrha Nikos! Oh, gods, I can’t believe I finally found you!
Pyrrha: Oh, for the love of…! 🤬
Paparazzo #4: I got separated from my coworkers and turned around a bit. Can you tell me how to get back to the base camp?
Pyrrha: Oh, well, I suppose I could do that…
Paparazzo #4: …and as long as I have you here, can I ask you a few questions about your partner?
Pyrrha: *shoves a compass into his hand and pushes*
Paparazzo #4: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…..*slides down cliff*
Pyrrha: *calls over the edge* If you head east now you should reach the road in about ten hours or so! Watch out for the bears…! 😊👋
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