#QA Training Classes

[novelmonger]

I went ahead and bought the unit of my scoping class that I hadn't purchased yet, even though I could technically pass the course without it, because I heard that it includes stuff like invoicing that I really need to know before I can start working. So I've got two units left to go: The Business of Scoping, which has nine lessons (and the ability to set up a mentoring session, not sure exactly how that works yet); and The Professional Scopist, which has 18 lessons. So 27 lessons and a couple tests, and I'll be DONE! I think as long as I don't slack off, I might actually be able to start working by the beginning of May O.O

Of course, I'm immediately running headfirst into technical issues that weirdly do not seem to have been pointed out or addressed, like I'm the first person taking this course even though I know I'm not. This time, when I downloaded the workbook and answer key for the self-graded quizzes we're supposed to take at the end of each lesson...all of the correct answers were already marked ._. Not just in the answer key, but in the quiz workbook itself. So - *siiiiiiiiiiiigh* - once again I'm reaching out to the teacher to say, "Hey, there's a problem with the course that REALLY should have been weeded out in a QA phase before launching it, which somehow no one has pointed out even amongst this group of people who are being trained to nitpick stuff." I hate feeling like almost every interaction I have with the teacher is pointing out issues, like I'm the one squeaky wheel who's always complaining...but also my integrity (or the guilty feeling when you know you're cheating, at least) has been needling at me, so I can't just not say anything -_-

In other news, the first lesson is all about setting up a business and whether you should go for a sole proprietorship or an LLC and AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dskfjhasdlkf;dkslf

[usafphantom2]

Boeing Is Evaluating The F-15EX As Successor Of The EA-18G Growler

The new “Wild Weasel” variant of the F-15EX would make use of both existing capabilities of the aircraft, as well as new ones integrated from the Growler.

Stefano D'Urso

F-15EX Growler

An F-15EX Eagle II prepares to taxi for a training mission at Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada, Nov. 15, 2023. An upgraded version of the F-15 fourth-generation fighter jet, the F-15EX boasts a new electronic warfare system and an open mission systems architecture with advanced battle management systems. (U.S. Air Force photo by Airman 1st Class Elizabeth Tan)

As the production line of the F/A-18 is about to close, Boeing is studying whether the F-15EX Eagle II can be equipped to become the successor of the EA-18G Growler. The new “Wild Weasel” variant of the F-15EX would make use of both existing capabilities of the aircraft, as well as new ones integrated from the Growler.

“We are evaluating the technical feasibility of combining EA-18G-like capabilities with the F-15EX platform,” said Rob Novotny, Boeing’s executive director for Fighters Business Development. Novotny added that the study is still in the initial stage, but the company is already eyeing opportunities both for NATO members and the Indo-Pacific.

The move is due to the planned stop to the production of the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet in 2027, which in turn means the production of the EA-18G Growler will also end. On the other hand, the production of the Advanced Eagle is expected to continue for many years and leaves the door open to a new specialized variant for Electronic Warfare (EW).

“Modern aerial combat requires command of the electromagnetic spectrum, and this platform would lead the way into the next decade or two,” Novotny said. He also pointed out that the Eagle II offers several design advantages, including the aircraft’s range, speed, computing power and payload capacity.

F-15EX Growler

An F-15EX assigned to the 85th Test and Evaluation Squadron. (U.S. Air Force photo by 2nd Lt. Mary Begy)

One could argue that a low-observable, or stealth, aircraft like the F-35 could be better suited for the job, however Novotny mentioned that stealth shouldn’t be understood strictly in terms of low-observable coatings. In fact, similarly to the Growler, such capabilities could be also replicated by using advanced EW functions.

“Stealth means, to me, I can go to a place where the enemy doesn’t want me to go, and I can operate in their environment, achieve my objective, and not be targeted,” said Novotny.

The F-15EX is already equipped with advanced EW capabilities thanks to the Eagle Passive Active Warning Survivability System (EPAWSS), but it also has the ability to carry the AGM-88 High-Speed Anti-Radiation Missiles (HARMs). In addition to these, Boeing is exploring also the possibility to integrate the AGM-88G Advanced Anti-Radiation Guided Missile-Extended Range (AARGM-ER) and the Next Generation Jammer (NGJ) pods. Still, there’s no naval variant of the Eagle II, therefore, it looks like such a successor of the EA-18G could not operate from the flight deck of an aircraft carrier unlike the Growler.

U.S. Navy EA-18G Growlers assigned to the Electronic Attack Squadron 138 (VAQ-138) fly in formation over the Pacific Ocean, June 24, 2024. The EA-18G’s vast array of sensors and weapons provides the warfighter with a lethal and survivable weapon system to counter current and emerging threats. (U.S. Air Force photo by Senior Airman Tylir Meyer)

The F-15EX and the existing EW capabilities

The new F-15EX, developed from the F-15QA that was the most advanced Eagle variant, comes from a series of needs mainly emerged after the National Defense Strategy directed the U.S. armed services to adapt to the new threats from China and Russia. The aircraft, while extremely similar to the QA variant, features some US-only capabilities like the new AN/ALQ-250 Eagle Passive Active Warning Survivability System (EPAWSS) electronic warfare and electronic surveillance system and Open Mission Systems (OMS) architecture.

The F-15EX’s systems are powered by the Advanced Display Core Processor II, reportedly the fastest mission computer ever installed on a fighter jet, and the Operational Flight Program Suite 9.1X, a customized variant of the Suite 9 used on the F-15C and F-15E, designed to ensure full interoperability of the new aircraft with the “legacy Eagles”.

The F-15EX is equipped with the AN/APG-82(V)1 Active Electronically Scanned Array (AESA) radar, developed from the APG-63(V)3 AESA radar of the F-15C and the APG-79 AESA radar of the F/A-18E/F. This radar allows the Eagle II to simultaneously detect, identify and track multiple air and surface targets at longer ranges compared to mechanical radars, facilitating persistent target observation and information sharing for a better decision-making process.

EPAWSS, an US-only system that will be retrofitted also to the F-15E, provides full-spectrum EW capabilities, including radar warning, geolocation, situational awareness, and self-protection to the F-15. Because of this, the system enables freedom of maneuver and deeper penetration into battlespaces protected by modern integrated air defense systems.

F-15EX Growler

U.S. Air Force Lt. Col. Richard Turner, 40th Flight Test Squadron commander flies 40 FLTS Senior Enlisted Leader, MSgt Tristan McIntire during a test sortie in the F-15EX Eagle II over the Gulf of Mexico on Jun. 14, 2022. Assigned to the 96th Test Wing at Eglin Air Force Base, Fla., the F-15EX Eagle II is the Air Force’s newest 4th generation fighter being tested at the 40 FLTS. (U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. John McRell)

EPAWSS is fully integrated with radar warning, geo-location and increased chaff and flare capability to detect and defeat surface and airborne threats in signal-dense and highly contested environments. The system is currently not integrated with the AN/AAR-57A(V) Common Missile Warning System (CMWS) designed to detect infrared threats, even if the F-15EX features the same mounting points used for these sensors on the F-15QA and F-15SA.

Chaff and flares capacity has been increased by 50%, with four more dispensers added in the EPAWSS fairings behind the tail fins (two for each fairing), for a total of 12 dispenser housing 360 cartridges. This improvement is important as in modern scenarios chaff and flares are often released preemptively to counter MANPADS (Man Portable Air Defense System), meaning that now the Eagle will have more countermeasures available for a better protection.

EPAWSS also integrates cognitive electronic warfare to better discriminate the signals received by the system. This capability was demonstrated during the Northern Edge 2023 large force exercise test event, which tested EPAWSS’ ability to rapidly respond to previously unencountered electromagnetic threats. The tests challenged the system’s ability to process in-mission sensor data, create exquisite techniques, and optimize waveforms in real time.

As for the kinetic capabilities, the F-15EX can carry the AGM-88 HARM on outboard wing stations 1 and 9. This capability is reportedly a product of the fly-by-wire upgrade funded by the Royal Saudi Air Force during the development of the F-15SA.

An F-15EX Eagle II from the 85th Test and Evaluation Squadron, 53rd Wing, takes flight out of Eglin Air Force Base, Florida, April 11, 2024, with U.S. Air Force Chief Master Sgt. David Wolfe, command chief of Air Combat Command, and Maj. Scott Addy, 85th Test and Evaluation Squadron, F-15 division chief. The F-15EX is the first Air Force aircraft to be tested and fielded from beginning to end, through combined developmental and operational tests. (U.S. Air Force photo by Capt. Lindsey Brewer)

The EA-18G and the capabilities it could pass to the F-15EX

Based off of the F/A-18F, the Growler is a highly specialized Electronic Attack variant of the Super Hornet. The most noticeable difference with the baseline SH is the presence of the wingtip pods housing the ALQ-218 signals receiver suite, which helps to detect and geolocate emitters and signals.

The AN/ALQ-218 is a high performance RWR/ESM/ELINT system that allows the aircraft collect data about sources of radio frequency (RF) emissions: with this sensor, the EA-18G can “sniff” hostile radio signals to update the EOB (Electronic Order of Battle) of the combat theater where the aircraft is employed.

The EA-18G is equipped with an airborne electronic attack (AEA) avionics suite that has evolved from the EA-6B’s Improved Capability III (ICAP III) AEA system. In the future, with the Block II Growler upgrade and the NGJ (Next Generation Jamming) pods, the Growlers will also have Cyber Attack capabilities that will allow the EA-18Gs to “hack” or inject malware into enemy network.

The NGJ program aims to give the EA-18G fleet advanced airborne electronic attack capabilities through three frequency-focused increments – high-band, mid-band and low-band: in other words, the Growlers will replace the TJS pods operating in the 509 MHz to 18 GHz waveband, using three different pods, designated NGJ-LB (also known as Block/Increment 2), NGJ-MB (Capability Block/Increment 1), and NGJ-HB (Block/Increment 3) and directed specifically against the low- (100 MHz to 2 GHz waveband), mid- (2 GHz to 6 GHz), and high-band (6 GHz to 18 GHz) sections of the overall threat spectrum.

NGJ-MB is a high-capacity and power airborne electronic attack weapon system designed for the EA-18G electronic attack aircraft that was designed to carry out the usual job of denying, degrading and disrupting threat radars and communication devices, from an extended range and with enhanced ability than the previous AN/ALQ-99 tactical jamming pods, developed for the EA-6B Prowler.

The NGJ-MB, also known as the AN/ALQ-249(V)1 pod, uses directional emitters and AESA (active electronically scanned array) technology and an all-digital back end. It also has digital and software-based tech embedded in the design, which increases the ability to jam and allows for rapid beam steering and advanced jammer modulation.

While the NGJ-MB pod will “cover the majority of critical threats”, NGJ-LB will be extremely important to provide cover to stealth aircraft, threatened by the emerging counter-stealth Low Band radars, engaging enemy threats from increased stand-off distances and employing increased capacity (number of jamming assignments).

Loaded with external fuel tanks [and NGJ pods, ndr], an EA-18G Growler attached to the U.S. Navy’s Air Test and Evaluation Squadron Nine (VX-9) — the Vampires — goes airborne at Naval Base Ventura County Point Mugu in Southern California on Aug. 10, 2023, on its way to the adjacent Point Mugu Sea Range for a training exercise. The Growler is a two-seat variant of the carrier-based F/A-18 Super Hornet that is designed for electronic warfare. (U.S. Navy photo by Eric Parsons/Released)

NGJ-MB will replace one of high-band ALQ-99 pods that Growlers carry under each wing, while the NGJ-LB will replace the low-band pod that the aircraft carry on the centerline store position under the fuselage (the third one, a high-band pod, being developed as part of the so-called Increment III, will be carried on the left wing).

The Growler is also capable of carrying the HARM (High speed Anti-Radiation Missile) and AARGM (Advanced Anti-Radiation Guided Missile); these weapons are designed to seek out threat weapons systems and emitters, guiding on their energy, and destroy them. However, the EA-18G is expected to integrate also the new AARGM-ER.

The AARGM-ER is the evolution of the latest variant of the AGM-88 HARM (High-Speed Anti-Radiation Missile), the AGM-88E AARGM, a medium-range air-to-ground missile employed for Suppression and/or Destruction of Enemy Air Defenses (SEAD/DEAD). The AGM-88E is the result of a cooperative program with the Italian Air Force started in 2005 and developed as an upgrade and compliment to the AGM-88B/C. The AARGM program designed and produced a new Guidance Section and modified the existing Control Section, which are coupled with the legacy HARM Rocket Motor and Warhead Section, wings and fins.

The new Guidance Section features a passive anti-radiation homing receiver, satellite and inertial navigation system and a millimeter wave radar for terminal guidance, with the added ability to send images of the target via a satellite link before impact. The purpose of these new Guidance Section is to improve the effectiveness of the legacy HARM, especially against enemy radar and communications sites that would shut down to confuse incoming anti-radiation missiles (counter-shutdown capability) or pop-up threats.

As stated by the U.S. Navy, AARGM baseline capabilities include an expanded target set, counter-shutdown capability, advanced signals processing for improved detection and locating, geographic specificity providing aircrew the opportunity to define missile-impact zones and impact-avoidance zones, and a weapon impact-assessment broadcast capability providing for battle damage assessment cueing.

The AARGM-ER builds up on these capabilities to obtain an even more advanced weapon that is being integrated on the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet and EA-18G Growler and it is compatible for a future integration on all the variants of the F-35 Lightning II. The AARGM-ER combines the Guidance Section and Control Section of the AGM-88E with a new, larger rocket motor and a new warhead. The control surfaces have been redesigned too, obtaining aerodynamic strakes along the sides for increased lift and low-drag tail surfaces. The missile will reportedly have roughly double the range and speed of the AGM-88E.

About Stefano D'Urso

Stefano D'Urso is a freelance journalist and contributor to TheAviationist based in Lecce, Italy. A graduate in Industral Engineering he's also studying to achieve a Master Degree in Aerospace Engineering. Electronic Warfare, Loitering Munitions and OSINT techniques applied to the world of military operations and current conflicts are among his areas of expertise.

@TheAviationist.com

[deathsdue]

Celebrating TOA and the people who contribute to make our group what it is.

Repost, don't reblog. Only fill in what you feel comfortable sharing! Happy anniversary, TOA! Here's to many more years spent together. template credit: thanks neffi!!

Name: Lailah

Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them

Birthday (no year): 9/12

Where are you from? What is your time zone? West Coast, USA

How long is your roleplay experience? Almost 20 years

How were you introduced to roleplaying as a whole? My first RP experience was in high school where we had a binder we passed around in the hallway between class lol I went on to forums, docs, email, mmos, and at some point tumblr and discord.

How were you introduced to TOA? I'd been missing the Tumblr RP experience and decided to search for an FE group and bam

Do you have any pets? I do! My black kitty, my baby boy who drools and meows a lot, Binx

What is your favorite time of year and why? Autumn when it's cooler but not too freezing and the leaves are pretty

What is your IRL occupation? QA tester for a video game company

Some interests and things you like/enjoy? Besides writing, playing games, reading, occasionally drawing, music, comics, collecting figures and such

What non-Fire Emblem games do you play? Tales of, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Zelda, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Persona, Harvest Moon, farm sims in general, Metal Gear Solid, the list honestly just goes on and on and on

Favorite Pokemon type & Pokemon? ahahaha ok the list doesn't actually go that far. I didn't get that into pokemon. I do think they're cute but I just didn't get into the franchise. That said, I have plushies of chimchar, vulpix, and eevee so that probably says something

Tell us some funfacts and trivia about yourself! - When I worked at a dental office, I almost set the place on fire. The dentist was really nice about it tho and eventually he even wanted me to stay and get trained as a dental assistant - I have a low spicy tolerance but I'm really good with cajun spices (likely from growing up in Texas) - I'm in the credits of games that you've heard about (I won't say what) - I have a horrible sense of smell

How did you get into Fire Emblem? My friend was actually really into PoR but I didn't get into it until Awakening came out.

What Fire Emblem games have you played? (Note: I have not beaten all of these) Genealogy, Sacred Stones, Awakening, Fates, Three Houses, Engage, TMS, Heroes

First & Favorite Fire Emblem games? Awakening & Sacred Stones

List your 5 favorite Fire Emblem characters across the series! Frederick, Eirika, Ephraim, Gerome, Seteth

Who was the first character ever to make you go “ooh I like this one in particular” and why? Can be any context and reason! Frederick lol I'm such a Frederick simp. I love how caring and protective he is, that he knits, isn't afraid of showing affection, just generally wholesome imo

Any Fire Emblem crushes? 😳 Frederick 😳

If you’ve played (or are familiar with) the following games, who was your first S support? Who would you S support nowadays? - Awakening: Frederick (are you noticing a trend) and still Frederick - Fates: Yukimura, but probably Shura if I did it again - Three Houses: Hanneman haha I'd try a different one if I went back but Hanneman is my favorite - Engage: Mauvier, and still him

Favorite Fire Emblem class? rogues!

If you were a Fire Emblem character, what would be your class and stats? Would you be playable? Some kind of archer probably

If you were a Three Houses character, what would be your affiliation? Golden Deer all the way!

If you were an Officers Academy student, what would be your boons, banes and potential budding talent?

If you were an Engage character, which nation would you originate from? Firene probably

How do you pronounce TOA? To-ah

Current TOA muses? Gerome & Mikoto!

Past TOA muses? none right now

Who was your first TOA muse? Best boy Gerome

Do you believe you have a type of character you gravitate towards writing? It seems like…tsundere types tend to get me, or the ones that have lived a long time and have complicated pasts. but I have others that don't fit those trends too

Do you have characters or types of characters you don’t think you can handle writing, but wish you could? tbh my indie has a wide range of character types and I try to not write characters that are too similar. However, I guess I tend to not write types that are Too extroverted

What kind of scenes, situations etc do you believe you enjoy writing the most? I enjoy all types but I suppose very emotional scenes are fun for me, whether it's angst or positive emotions

Do you have any scenario in mind for your muse(s) that gets you thinking “man I hope I get to write this one day”? for Mikoto, I just want to write her with her children and also, tbh, finding a new love haha I'm in no rush for it but it'd fun if it happened. I'd also love to see her on the battlefield protecting others

Favorite TOA-related memories? Happyland was a blast to write with everyone and I adore the connections it brought so much. I can't wait to throw Mikoto into an event, she deserves it

Present or past tense? I think my habit is past but I try to match others so I go for present. if you see my flipping tenses I'm so sorry haha

Normal size text, small text, no preference? I default to small text but I'll match my writing partner, or use regular in case I'm concerned about readability for others

Got any potential muse delusions to share? 😉  ahahaha uhmmmmm if I can, Eirika, but if not then probably Peony or maybe even Rhys or Mozu. I write so many FE characters that I will never run out of ones to pick lol I've also written all of these characters at some point so I love to see how others write them too

[shiningwonderland]

Natsuki Shinomiya (Repeat)

Translator: Jupiter (Twitter: jupitergrayson)

Proofreader: Akari (Twitter: akarioficial), Raz (Twitter: agnadance)

Editors: Pam (Twitter: skywyld), Terry (Twitter: turtlemudge), Mae (Twitter: itoshikimaegirl)

QA: Rei (Twitter: wolfe_raine)

May — Unforseen Grandioso

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haa~! Pleeease come to ME if you want to help herrr!

Shining Saotome: To be an idol, at any place, at any time, you MUST be strong.

Suddenly, it begins.

Once Golden Week ends, I return to school with a feeling of excitement, but I get involved in something troublesome right away.

During Golden Week, Shinomiya-san and I continued our practice together; however, it's been a long time since I’ve seen everyone from class, and I’m really looking forward to seeing them again.

Tomo-chan, who shares a room with me, went to her parents’ house over the break. I didn’t have the chance to meet up with Ittoki-kun or Hijirikawa-sama during the holiday.

The time I’ve spent with Shinomiya-san has been lovely, but…

It’s also very important for me to spend time with everyone… that’s why I’m really looking forward to it…

Just as I enter the classroom and greet Shinomiya-san, who had arrived earlier, the window pane shatters.

The principal jumps into the classroom. Without any time for me to be surprised at his sudden appearance, he grabs me and pulls me into the hallway.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Ah! Nanami-san!

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haa~~!

Haruka Nanami: Ah… um… Principal… What on earth…

The principal brings me to the roof.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha ha. This is one of Saotome Academy’s traditional events, “Idol Strength Training from Hell”!

Ringo Tsukimiya: Ah, there you are, Shiny! Jeez, when you’re starting you gotta tell me that you are!

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. Sorry, sorry, me so sowwy.

Haruka Nanami: Uh... um. What exactly is “Idol Strength Training from Hell…”?

Ringo Tsukimiya: Oh? Shiny didn’t tell you?

Haruka Nanami: No… nothing yet…

Ringo Tsukimiya: I guess it can’t be helped. Well, let me explain.

Ringo Tsukimiya: So. To become an idol, of course you need an attractive appearance, singing ability, acting ability, and stage presence. A certain amount of luck is also necessary.

Ringo Tsukimiya: No matter what kind of harsh situations you may fall into and struggle through, you will need some ability to adapt and adjust, as well as physical strength and spirit.

Ringo Tsukimiya: That’s why Shiny will sometimes give the students tests like this.

Ringo Tsukimiya: The purpose of this training is to toughen you up while you are young so you can survive even when you are engulfed in the storm of the entertainment world.

Select the Phrase!

なるほど… I see…. (+0 Love +10 Music)

Haruka Nanami: As expected of a famous school, to have such practical lessons.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Exactly. Back in my day, our test was to fight with a bear in some foothills. At that time, Ryuya took on and easily defeated a three-meter tall bear that was the king of the foothills.

Ringo Tsukimiya: The bear was stuffed and hangs even now as a decoration inside the gymnasium. Hehe. Good times.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Well, with that said, since it’s difficult to do that with every student, Shiny randomly chooses somebody every year.

Ringo Tsukimiya: And this year, you and Nacchan were chosen. This is a good chance for you, so just go along with it and try your best.

Ringo Tsukimiya: So what are you doing this year, Shiny? Last year, it was a bungee without cords, right?

B-bungee, without cords… ?

Shining Saotome: This year’s competition is a game of taaag! BUT this is no ordinary game of tag. It’s jam-packed with traps!

Ringo Tsukimiya: I see. It’s been a while since we’ve done something like that. Hehe. It’s gonna be a good one.

Haruka Nanami: Something like that?

What in the world kind of game of tag IS this… ?

Natsuki Shinomiya: Nanami-san. You’re OK, that’s good to see.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haa~~. Looks like the actors are all here.

Natsuki Shinomiya: What…?

Ringo Tsukimiya: I explained this to her earlier, but this is the “Idol Strength Training from Hell”.

Ringo Tsukimiya: After this, Shiny is going to take your partner and run away from you, so Nacchan, you will have to chase him to get her back.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Well… it’s like a game of tag. However, there are traps set all over, so please be careful.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Let’s get started. “Idol Strength Training from Hell” starts now!

The moment I hear the sound of a whistle, the principal grabs me and jumps off the roof.

Shining Saotome: Whoo!

Haruka Nanami: AAAAAA!

Thud.

When the principal jumps to the ground, the ground sinks and continues to shake.

I’m s-surprised.

Even though he jumped from such a high place, the principal has a calm expression on his face.

He starts running immediately.

Haruka Nanami: U-um… where are we going now…?

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haa~~. Let’s go and tease Mr. Shinomiya.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. This way, “It”, towards the clapping hands!

The principal runs from the grounds to the classrooms, from the classrooms to the hallways, and all around the school to mess around with Shinomiya-san.

His movements are so incredible that he doesn’t seem to be human.

But Shinomiya-san is making moves that are keeping up with the principal.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Nanami-san. Please wait for me. Before long, I’ll reach you…

Haruka Nanami: Ah… Shinomiya-san.

When Shinomiya-san steps forward, the pinwheel fireworks under his feet ignite.

Although one might say it's just a regular firework, this pinwheel firework is different from the ordinary ones. It's shaped like a mouse stuffed animal.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san, run! Please hurry and get out of here!

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa~~. Even if you run away, it's useless. Once the “Mouse Pinwheel Firework Squeak EX” sets you as its target, it will chase you anywhere.

I-incredible. There’s a small pinwheel firework that can have such advanced technology.

Natsuki Shinomiya: C… cute!

What…?

Shinomiya-san scoops up the small mouse pinwheel firework at his feet with both hands.

In that moment…

Squeak squeak~

The pinwheel firework squeaks once and pops.

Fireworks are scattered about and the smell of gunpowder fills the air.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Ah! Mouse-chan…!

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san. You need immediate medical assistance…. You got burned…

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. Don’t wooorry.

As he says that, the principal pushes a switch hidden in the wall of the hallway.

SPLASH!

Part of the ceiling suddenly opens up and water flows out like a waterfall. A large amount of water pours down on Shinomiya-san.

Shining Saotome: When you get burned, it’s best to cool it with running water.

Select the Phrase!

風邪を引いてしまいます  You’re going to catch a cold. (+30 Love, +0 Music)

Natsuki Shinomiya: I’m completely fine with it. If you’re safe, then that’s fine with me.

Haruka Nanami: But…

Natsuki Shinomiya: Please wait, Nanami-san. No matter what hardships we face, I will always rescue you.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san…

Soon after, the principal brings me to the pool.

And then, with a giant leap, he jumps over the twenty five-meter pool in one go and lands on the diving board on the other side.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Are you okay?!

Right away, Shinomiya-san comes to the pool.

I don’t know if even an Olympic athlete would be able to keep up with the speed of the principal.

Shinomiya-san is also a really amazing person…

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haa~~. The second obstacle is the electrifying pool challenge!

There are some small pillars in several places in the pool, and if he can successfully jump on them, he can get to this side. But…

The pool water looks normal, but occasionally, a black shadow moves under the water.

Shining Saotome: By the way, this pool is full of electric catfish.

Shining Saotome: If you happen to fall in you will be electrocccuuuteddd. Even an elephant would be knocked out with a single blow!

The electric attack would knock out an elephant with a single blow!? What a terrifying trap…

Shining Saotome: AND the poolside has a high voltage currrennnt! Coming here from the poolside is im-po-ssi-ble!

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san. Please… don’t push yourself too far. I’ll be fine…

Shining Saotome: Also, If Mr. Shinomiya refuses, this girl will take the challenge instead.

Haruka Nanami: OK, I’ll do it…

Natsuki Shinomiya: Please, let me do it instead…

Haruka Nanami: But…

Natsuki Shinomiya: Don't say such a sad thing. Just thinking about you being in danger makes my heart break.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Please. Please, let me protect you.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san…

Natsuki Shinomiya: Here I go…

Shinomiya-san steps into the pool.

He's trying to act bravely to reassure me, but his legs are trembling slightly.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san, please be safe…

Shinomiya-san begins walking on the pillars step by step.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Just a little more…

Five meters away from the side of the pool, an electric catfish jumps up at Shinomiya-san’s feet.

The catfish’s tailfin smacks against Shinomiya-san’s leg and he suddenly loses his balance for a moment.

BZZZZT!

Haruka Nanami: Aah!

Natsuki Shinomiya: Ow…

One of his legs is submerged in the water and Shinomiya-san’s face twists with pain from the electric shock of the catfish.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san!

Natsuki Shinomiya: … I’m all right. It was just a little shock… Nanami-san, don’t look at me like that.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. There’s one million volts of electric current.

Haruka Nanami: O-one million…

Shining Saotome: You’ve got a lot of willpower to be able to stand after that.

Select the Phrase!

わたしが代わります I will take your place. (+20 Love, +0 Music)

Natsuki Shinomiya: Please don’t. I’ll be just fine…

Haruka Nanami: But… in your condition… if you fall into the pool…

Natsuki Shinomiya: I’m okay. I’m not scared… It won’t be painful…

Natsuki Shinomiya: What really hurts me is… I’ve made you worry about me.

Haruka Nanami: ... What?

Natsuki Shinomiya: If only I was stronger… I wouldn't make you worry about this so much.

Natsuki Shinomiya: I can surely overcome any pain and hardship if it means sharing a dream with you…

Natsuki Shinomiya: Besides, I want you to smile all the time…

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san…

Shining Saotome: Heeey! You have some nerve, making a lovey-dovey speech in front of ME. Now you’ll get The Big Wave.

As soon as the principal says that, the pool suddenly surges and, in the blink of an eye, a high wave forms, swallowing Shinomiya-san up.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Ggh. Ugh, aaa…

The towering wave surpasses Shinomiya-san’s great height and pulls his body under the water.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san. Shinomiya-saaaaaaan!

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. Let’s head towards the third stage. This way, “It”.

After this, the principal brings me to the school grounds.

And somehow, I’m on the ground, tied to the trunk of a cherry tree with a rope.

Shining Saotome: This is where it ends!!

After a short time, Shinomiya-san finally arrives.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san!!

His footsteps are staggered, probably from suffering a lot of electric shocks; his breathing is rough, and he looks like he might collapse at any moment.

Still, Shinomiya-san slowly makes his way over to us.

Natsuki Shinomiya: A… ahaha… I’m exhausted. I’m not very good at this kind of thing.

Natsuki Shinomiya: But, you… I will save you for sure. Even if I have to give my life for it.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa! It's the hero Shinomiya who has arrived! Still. Your life ends here!

Shining Saotome: Come forth! Shining Agency’s top fighter, Ryuya Hyugaaaa!!

The principal says this in a loud voice… but…

...

There is no sign of anyone coming out of the school building.

Shining Saotome: Come forth! The S Class teacher, Ryuya Hyuga!!

...

Shining Saotome: Ryuya-saaaaaan. Where are you, Ryuya-saaaaaan?

Then, at last, the S Class teacher, Hyuga-sensei, appears from the entrance.

Ryuya Hyuga: Ah… yeah, yeah. Wait a sec. Damn, don’t start ahead of schedule. What extras am I beating up now…

Ryuya Hyuga: I’m the S Class teacher, Ryuya Hyuga. Nice to meet ya. Well, sorry, we just met, but I’m gonna defeat you with my fist.

Ryuya Hyuga: See, I don’t have a grudge against you, but it’s the president’s orders, so no hard feelings.

Natsuki Shinomiya: … Understood.

Shining Saotome: That being said, please do your best to defeat the middle boss. The LAST boss is ME, of course.

Ryuya Hyuga: Summoning me in the middle of a class AND treating me as the middle boss…

Then, Tsukimiya-sensei arrives.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Geez. Shiny, I told you to call me before the middle boss fight.

Shining Saotome: Ha ha haaa. Don’t WORRY. Our battle is just beginning.

Ringo Tsukimiya: This looks like something out of the end of a discontinued manga. Well, it’s okay. If you say it's just beginning, then I’ll take a closer look.

Ryuya Hyuga: I don't like what I have to do very much… but... it can’t be helped. Here we go! Hyahh! Hyaah!

Natsuki Shinomiya: …HUP!

Shinomiya-san dodges Hyuga-sensei’s punch at the last second.

Ryuya Hyuga: Ooh… You’re quite good at this. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this excited.

Hyuga-sensei takes a small step forward, bends his knees for an instant, and puts the whole force of his body behind a powerful punch.

However…

This, too, is dodged by Shinomiya-san just before the punch makes contact. Hyuga-sensei’s fist merely grazes his cheek.

Shinomiya-san narrows his eyes at Hyuga-sensei and stares straight at him with a sharp look.

Ringo Tsukimiya: O-ho-ho, isn't it amazing that Nacchan is keeping up with Ryuya?

Haruka Nanami: Um… Is Hyuga-sensei really so great?

Ringo Tsukimiya: Yes, before becoming an idol he was head of a delinquent group in his hometown. The “Demon Ryuya” is what they used to call him. Good times~.

Ringo Tsukimiya: When he came to Saotome Academy, students from other schools would come to pick fights and his underlings would greet them.

Haruka Nanami: Is that so... Eh? How do you know about that?

Ringo Tsukimiya: Oh, you didn’t know? Ryuya and I used to be classmates at this Academy.

I-I didn’t know…

Ringo Tsukimiya: But more importantly, let’s keep an eye on the fight right now.

Haruka Nanami: Sure.

Shinomiya-san follows Hyuga-sensei’s movements with his eyes.

He keeps dodging Hyuga-sensei's attacks with minimal movement and never attacks first.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Haaha... oh Sensei~. You’re going easy on me, aren’t you? I have just enough speed to barely avoid your attacks.

Ryuya Hyuga: … You’ve noticed, huh. Well, I can’t punch one of my students like a real opponent.

Ryuya Hyuga: However… you’re pretty good at this. I almost got serious for a moment there.

Shining Saotome: Tch. This is not amusing at alll. I’m coming ouuut nowww!

Ryuya Hyuga: I had a feeling I could go toe-to-toe with this guy, but… Ah well, I guess if the president says so, I'll withdraw.

Hyuga-sensei gently places his hand on Shinomiya-san’s shoulder, leans close to his ear, and whispers:

Ryuya Hyuga: Shinomiya… don’t die.

After his murmur, he gently lifts his hand off Shinomiya-san’s shoulder and disappears back into the school building.

Haruka Nanami: U-um… Can’t we stop this here?

Haruka Nanami: If you fight any further, Shinomiya-san will die.

Ringo Tsukimiya: It seems that way… You’re his partner, so if you fight Shiny he might withdraw from the battle, but…

Ringo Tsukimiya: What do you want to do, Nacchan? Do you want to ‘pass the baton’ and hand this over to her?

Natsuki Shinomiya: I wouldn’t… I will fight.

Haruka Nanami: But why… ? You are so exhausted… and you have a lot of injuries…

Haruka Nanami: I can't watch this anymore. I really want you to leave this instant. Please don’t fight anymore.

Natsuki Shinomiya: I can’t do that. I can’t afford to run away… when you’re being held hostage.

Haruka Nanami: Whatever happens to me, I’ll be fine.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Because I’m weak, perhaps I may not be your knight. Please, let me pretend to be strong for you.

Shining Saotome: WHOOAAA! STOP THE ROMANNNTICCC TALKKK!

The principal does an agile kick and smashes the rock between Shinomiya-san and I.

Debris from the rock scatters about, raining down on Shinomiya-san.

At that moment, Shinomiya-san ducks and blocks the onslaught of debris.

Shining Saotome: Here is where our playtime ends. Defeat ME if you want to save herrr!

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san, it's useless. If you fight against the principal, you’ll die!

I shout at him in desperation, but… Shinomiya-san suddenly stands up and smiles, turning to face the principal.

The moment their fists collide, the air shakes.

Earlier, Hyuga-sensei’s punch was also amazing… but the principal’s is on a whole other level.

Wow…

The principal is incredible, too. But… what on earth kind of person are you, Shinomiya-san, who is evenly matched with the principal?

Shining Saotome: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The principal’s fist grazes Shinomiya-san’s face.

Clatter.

Shinomiya-san’s glasses fall to the ground.

At that moment, the ground begins to shake.

Male Student: Whoa. W-what the—!?

Female Student: A-an earthquake!?

Male Student: No! It’s Shinomiya. He’s making the ground shake!

Female Student: We have to get out of here… If we get caught up in something like that, we’ll die…

RUMBLE!! Natsuki Shinomiya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

A tremendous amount of energy radiates from Shinomiya-san’s body.

Dark clouds begin to enshroud the sky and the sharp crack of thunder roars overhead.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-sa…

I hesitate for a moment as I try to speak. His eyes… Shinomiya-san’s eyes are different than usual.

Shining Saotome: OH! It seems that this has become a little bit difficult.

Without saying anything, Shinomiya-san drives his fist into the statue of the principal at the front of the school. As soon as he comes into contact with it, the bronze statue shatters.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Hahh…

Haruka Nanami: Sh-Shinomiya-san!

Shining Saotome: It’s useless to call out to him. He’s completely lost it.

Haruka Nanami: Well, what should I do… ?

Shining Saotome: I will stop this. I am this school’s principal, after all. I have a duty to protect this school.

The principal catches Shinomiya-san’s punch.

While the principal tries to subdue Shinomiya-san, Tsukimiya-sensei calls out to the students to take refuge in the school.

Male Student: A-ah… Come on everyone, let’s go!

Female Student: O-okay. But, is the school building even safe?

Male Student: It’s better than being here. Come on, let’s go!

Female Student: Alright…

Encouraged by Tsukimiya-sensei, everyone returns to their classrooms.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Come now, you too, hurry.

Tsukimiya-sensei unties my rope.

Haruka Nanami: I… I’m going to stay here.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Nacchan isn’t normal right now. If you get involved in that, you’ll be sorry. If something were to happen to you…

Haruka Nanami: But I’m Shinomiya-san’s partner. Is it wrong to want to stay by his side until the end?

Ringo Tsukimiya: ... Okay. It seems your teacher will stay too. Because both of you are my precious students.

Haruka Nanami: … Teacher.

Shining Saotome: HyyyAAAH!!

Natsuki Shinomiya: Hmph!

Every time the principal and Shinomiya-san clash, the ground shakes like an earthquake.

A huge mass of energy springs out from each of their bodies and a giant light engulfs each of them.

The aura on the principal’s side is golden and on Shinomiya-san’s side is jet black.

Their fists never falter as they push against each other, but the principal is being pushed back slightly.

The jet black aura engulfs the body of the principal, who emits a dazzling light…

Ringo Tsukimiya: It’s like a solar eclipse. Huh, I wonder what the heck kind of person he is to be equally matched with Shiny.

BAM!

The jet black aura radiating from Shinomiya-san’s body suddenly erupts and swells exponentially.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Hmph!

He closes the gap between him and the principal, driving his fist into the ground at his feet.

Crack!

A crack runs through the ground under the principal’s feet.

Crack!

Shinomiya-san continues to drive his fist into the ground.

The ground... is going to be cracked open… T-the school will be… The Earth will be broken…

As I think that, the principal quickly picks up Shinomiya-san’s glasses.

Shining Saotome: This is the ENNND!

He puts the glasses on Shinomiya-san’s face.

At that moment...

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

The air changes. The clouds clear out and the black aura that had covered the school building before disappears.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Huh? ... The school yard is all messed up all of a sudden...?

Shinomiya-san is back to his gentle, calm self.

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san.

When I run up to him, Shinomiya-san smiles and embraces me tightly.

Haruka Nanami: U-um…

Natsuki Shinomiya: I’m sorry. You were scared, right?

Select the Phrase!

いえ、信じてましたから I wasn’t. I believed in you. (+20 Love, +0 Music)

Natsuki Shinomiya: Nanami-san… thank you…

Natsuki Shinomiya: For believing in me like this... I'm sure you must have been very scared while having that terrible experience with Saotome-sensei…

Natsuki Shinomiya: I’m so sorry. I am nothing more than a weakling.

Natsuki Shinomiya: If only I had the power, if only I was strong enough to protect you...

Haruka Nanami: Shinomiya-san…?

Shinomiya-san clasps my hand firmly.

However, I feel his hands trembling so much that I immediately realize he was actually afraid to fight the school principal.

Still, this man did his very best to protect me.

I can feel the warmth from the palm of Shinomiya-san’s hand. That alone shows how Shinomiya-san tried with utmost effort.

Shinomiya-san diligently protected me. He’s not a weak person at all.

Haruka Nanami: It’s okay. I think you are strong enough. Rather, you’re just not aware of it.

But... I won’t say anything right now. I'm sure it's something that Shinomiya-san will notice for himself someday.

Shining Saotome: Mmm. Such passionate lovey-doveyness. That's the smell of school rules being violated.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Now, now, let’s leave it be. Besides…

Ringo Tsukimiya: What happened with Nacchan's glasses seems troublesome. We have to be careful about not letting them come off.

Later on, this day would be known as the legendary “Shinomiya glasses incident”. Everyone in the school would vow not to take off Shinomiya-san's glasses.

That evening, I was delayed in the classroom and ended up being late to go home.

Then, as soon as I go outside, it starts to rain.

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

I need to hurry home.

When that thought comes into my head, I start running.

Cat: Meow~, meow~.

I hear the sad cry of a kitten.

Haruka Nanami: Huh? A cat? Where… ?

I look around, but can’t find anything.

Cat: Meoooww~~, meoooww~~.

Haruka Nanami: The meowing is close…

Select the Phrase!

下を見る Look down. (+10 Love, +5 Music)

Ah.... Could it be that it fell into a crack in the ground that Shinomiya-san made earlier?

Cat: MEowW~~!

The kitten lets out a remarkably loud meow.

Haruka Nanami: Ah! To think you're stuck down there...

That's where the kitten is‚ in one of the cracks in the ground that Shinomiya-san made.

Haruka Nanami: Wait a moment now, okay. I’m going to rescue you.

I reach into the rift in the ground and manage to pick up the kitten.

Haruka Nanami: Thank goodness. If you had fallen into a deeper crack, I might not have been able to rescue you.

Even after I pick it up, the kitten is trembling in my arms.

... I guess it‘s really scared.

Haruka Nanami: It’s okay now. Wait... this kitten... Oh, that’s right.

The kitten is the one that I helped at the entrance ceremony.

From then on, I call the kitten ‘Kuppuru’ and secretly start keeping it in my dormitory.

Kuppuru: Meoow~. Meoow~.

Haruka Nanami: Heh heh. Kuppuru really likes melon bread~.

I’ve tried various things so far, but Kuppuru would rather have sweet bread than cat food…

Especially melon bread—that seems to be the one he loves.

It’s a little strange that melon bread is the kitty’s favorite food, but this kitty is also my precious friend now.

Mini Game

Ringo Tsukimiya: Hehe. Today we will have a written test as a review of what we’ve studied so far!

Ringo Tsukimiya: Don’t worry, it won’t have difficult questions.

Ringo Tsukimiya: It's a test of how much knowledge you've gained so far, so if you’ve studied hard, there should be no problem!

Ringo Tsukimiya: After this, choose the best answer to each question, okay?

Ringo Tsukimiya: The questions on the test include a lot of things that can be found in the dictionary, so you should know them perfectly if you've studied.

Ringo Tsukimiya: Hehe. All right, the test begins now!

S Rank

The next day, I report the test results to Shinomiya-san.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Even though there are so many questions, you always come up with the correct answer… As expected, you're really amazing.

Shinomiya-san murmurs with admiration as he looks over the answer sheet.

Haruka Nanami: This time I just happened to know all the questions, so it was a perfect score... I still have much to do.

I’m going to study a lot more and use that knowledge in my compositions.

Chapter End

[sprocketsmusings]

I'm about halfway through my training for work (which started in February) and now that I'm thinking about it that way, I'm feeling pretty good about it.

I have 18 months to get certified (from date of hire) and knowing the areas where I need some work - I'm actually not in a bad place.

It's a weird feeling to be able to look at myself and accurately assess that yea, I'm right where I need to be. My learning level and skillset are on par with the path. Like... whoa. Not that I don't stress out a little from time to time, but it isn't nearly as consuming as it was before. I'm not beating up on myself. I'm not thinking I'm just going to completely fail and bite it. I've already made some mistakes (one of which being a semi-serious one) and it turned out ok!

What is this? An ounce of confidence? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

It does help that the higher-ups asked for my feedback on the classes and straining so far. AND I GAVE IT. They were kind too like "Don't worry too much about it, just a few pointers if you think of anything would be helpful." -Out I come with a small report because they don't realize I LIVE FOR PROCESS IMPROVEMENT AND QA-

I'm in an environment where there's a great transition underway. Most of the employees have been there for 20+ years and they're all steadily reaching retirement age. Meanwhile, there's been some churning in turnover for the positions that do open up, so they do have an opportunity to make things a little easier for people coming on so they'll stay.

Because it has not been easy.. because there's no real linear references for ANYTHING. There is a lot of asking around and depending on institutional knowledge of the workforce that has been there, which could quickly become lost. So I'm hoping they're able to capture some of that and make things easier for people who are coming on.

At least a little... because the beast of this job is that so much does live in a grey area, to where there is no amount of reading, how-to guides, or FAQs that will prepare you for everything you can encounter. So the other part is learning how to be ok with tripping and asking for help from others.

...

This job has been a complete shake-up for me in all the things I have had issues with.

Peopling

Confrontation

Making mistakes/being corrected

Not being able to just straight-up study my way through

There is still a ton of studying, but this job is the perfect mix of book smarts and street smarts all in one. And at least right now it seems to be a good fit for me. As much of an introvert I am, I do enjoy popping in and helping people out with something that is usually a very scary and stressful experience for them. Then afterwards I can hide away and enter in reports. It's a good balance.

But I'm thankful that I not only get to learn some more nerdy things, but I also get to grow as a person in ways I didn't think I would be able to.

[necrodivergent]

I guarantee you that this will become *the* textbook case for every business, computer science, and engineering class "how not to" example for decades to come. This is the single most disastrous IT incident of all time at this point, and it's particularly damning how stupidly easy it would have been to prevent. The postmortem on this fucker is liable to be worth observing in its own right, but here's my speculation about what will be dug up about this:

Option A (the Hollywood version): This was deliberate sabotage on someone's part, possibly involving a massive short selling of stock. This is what would have happened if we lived in fiction, so it's almost certainly NOT what happened.

Option B (corporate greed version): At some point in the past five or so years, all of the controls that were put in place to prevent exactly this situation were removed, one by one, in the interest of "efficiency" and to cut costs. They've probably also laid off their entire QA staff, because they decided patching bugs later was cheaper than running tests before pushing the updates. Third, any person with enough common sense and technical background to prevent this has either been repeatedly overruled and ignored, if not outright replaced by someone without proper training or an automated system. To cut costs, they cut corners on basic safety, and it predictably bit them in the ass.

Two incidents in other industries where these same time/cost reduction measures caused disasters:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

Removal of hardware safeties in favor of "foolproof" computer software turns out to be a bad fucking idea.

Company decided to make their nuclear reactor fueling process more efficient by cutting out the safety features. This resulted in untrained workers mixing radioactive materials in a bucket, and then making an extra large batch to save time, and getting fatally irradiated.

In every case, someone decided to cut costs and save time by removing the measures designed to prevent exactly the sort of fatal disaster that eventually happened. In every case, experts were ignored or fired for being an unnecessary expense by upper management. In every case, it could have been easily prevented, and the preventative measures had to be put into law, because the companies will always skimp on safety to make more money. It's been said before that "your regulations are written in blood", and this incident has almost certainly killed people.

idk if people on tumblr know about this but a cybersecurity software called crowdstrike just did what is probably the single biggest fuck up in any sector in the past 10 years. it's monumentally bad. literally the most horror-inducing nightmare scenario for a tech company.

some info, crowdstrike is essentially an antivirus software for enterprises. which means normal laypeople cant really get it, they're for businesses and organisations and important stuff.

so, on a friday evening (it of course wasnt friday everywhere but it was friday evening in oceania which is where it first started causing damage due to europe and na being asleep), crowdstrike pushed out an update to their windows users that caused a bug.

before i get into what the bug is, know that friday evening is the worst possible time to do this because people are going home. the weekend is starting. offices dont have people in them. this is just one of many perfectly placed failures in the rube goldburg machine of crowdstrike. there's a reason friday is called 'dont push to live friday' or more to the point 'dont fuck it up friday'

so, at 3pm at friday, an update comes rolling into crowdstrike users which is automatically implemented. this update immediately causes the computer to blue screen of death. very very bad. but it's not simply a 'you need to restart' crash, because the computer then gets stuck into a boot loop.

this is the worst possible thing because, in a boot loop state, a computer is never really able to get to a point where it can do anything. like download a fix. so there is nothing crowdstrike can do to remedy this death update anymore. it is now left to the end users.

it was pretty quickly identified what the problem was. you had to boot it in safe mode, and a very small file needed to be deleted. or you could just rename crowdstrike to something else so windows never attempts to use it.

it's a fairly easy fix in the grand scheme of things, but the issue is that it is effecting enterprises. which can have a looooot of computers. in many different locations. so an IT person would need to manually fix hundreds of computers, sometimes in whole other cities and perhaps even other countries if theyre big enough.

another fuck up crowdstrike did was they did not stagger the update, so they could catch any mistakes before they wrecked havoc. (and also how how HOW do you not catch this before deploying it. this isn't a code oopsie this is a complete failure of quality ensurance that probably permeates the whole company to not realise their update was an instant kill). they rolled it out to everyone of their clients in the world at the same time.

and this seems pretty hilarious on the surface. i was havin a good chuckle as eftpos went down in the store i was working at, chaos was definitely ensuring lmao. im in aus, and banking was literally down nationwide.

but then you start hearing about the entire country's planes being grounded because the airport's computers are bricked. and hospitals having no computers anymore. emergency call centres crashing. and you realised that, wow. crowdstrike just killed people probably. this is literally the worst thing possible for a company like this to do.

crowdstrike was kinda on the come up too, they were starting to become a big name in the tech world as a new face. but that has definitely vanished now. to fuck up at this many places, is almost extremely impressive. its hard to even think of a comparable fuckup.

a friday evening simultaneous rollout boot loop is a phrase that haunts IT people in their darkest hours. it's the monster that drags people down into the swamp. it's the big bag in the horror movie. it's the end of the road. and for crowdstrike, that reaper of souls just knocked on their doorstep.

[sruthypm]

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[odljharkhand]

How Work-Integrated Learning Programs (WILP) Save Costs on Higher Education

Higher education is becoming increasingly expensive, especially with added living and tuition costs. However, Work-Integrated Learning Programs (WILP) are reshaping this landscape. These programs are designed to help students gain practical experience while pursuing their degrees.

The concept is simple yet powerful—students get to earn while they learn, which not only lightens financial burdens but also builds a strong foundation for future careers.

Learning That Goes Beyond the Classroom

One of the biggest benefits of work-integrated learning is that students can apply what they learn in class to real job roles. This blend of theory and practice gives them a head start in the job market and builds their confidence from day one.

Another key advantage is the benefits of integrated learning, which focuses on merging academic concepts with workplace exposure. This approach allows learners to gain deeper insights and understand the relevance of their studies in real-world settings.

Combining Work with Education

These programs also follow the earn while you learn model, which means students can take up paid internships, part-time jobs, or on-the-job training while completing their degree. It’s a great way to reduce financial pressure and build a resume at the same time.

The idea to learn and earn is not just a smart financial choice but also a strategic one. It enables students to stay engaged with the industry while developing academic skills that matter.

A Practical Path to Success

For many learners, earn while you learn programs is the bridge between education and employment. These programs are designed to provide not just a degree, but also meaningful work experience that adds value to their profile.

WILP courses are among the most affordable higher education options because they allow you to support your studies through income generated during your learning period. This reduces reliance on student loans or parental funding.

For those balancing part-time work or internships, work while studying programs provide the right academic flexibility and schedule. These programs are structured to accommodate students with job commitments.

Degrees You Can Pursue Through Work-Integrated Learning

In the space of WILP in higher education, several online degrees are gaining popularity due to their strong academic content and practical relevance. Here’s a look at some of the leading programs available under this model:

Bachelor of Business Administration (BBA)

The BBA program with work-integrated learning is ideal for students interested in business and management , Marketing, Financial Accounting, and Business Communication.

Career options:

Marketing Analyst: Analyse data to help companies reach the right audience.

HR Assistant: Coordinate hiring, training, and employee engagement tasks.

Business Development Associate: Identify new markets and help grow company revenue.

Operations Coordinator: Manage day-to-day processes for smooth business functioning.

Bachelor of Science in Information Technology (B.Sc.IT)

The B.Sc.IT course with work-integrated learning focuses on IT systems, programming, and networking. The curriculum covers Data Structures, Networking Concepts, Operating Systems, and Web Technologies.

Career options:

IT Support Technician: Solve hardware and software issues in corporate environments.

Network Administrator: Manage organisational networks to ensure smooth connectivity.

Junior Data Analyst: Collect and interpret data to help companies make informed decisions.

QA Tester: Test software applications to ensure they run without bugs or glitches.

Bachelor of Computer Applications (BCA)

BCA with work-integrated learning is best suited for students aiming for careers in software development and IT. Subjects include Programming Languages, Database Management Systems, and Software Engineering. The format of these programs makes it easy to save costs on higher education by earning while studying.

Career options:

Software Developer: Design, build, and maintain software solutions.

UI/UX Designer: Create user-friendly website and app interfaces with a focus on design.

Technical Support Engineer: Assist users and clients in resolving software-related issues.

App Tester: Identify issues in mobile or desktop apps before they are released to the public.

Bachelor of Commerce (B.Com)

A B.Com degree with work-integrated learning builds a foundation in accounting, finance, and corporate law. Core subjects include Financial Accounting, Business Law, Corporate Finance, and Auditing.

Career options:

Accounts Assistant: Maintain financial records, assist with ledgers and reconciliations.

Banking Executive: Manage customer service, account opening, and financial product guidance.

Tax Associate: Help clients file taxes and comply with regulations.

Finance Executive: Monitor budgets, handle invoices, and assist in financial planning.

Master of Commerce (M.Com)

M.Com degree with work-integrated learning is for students aiming for advanced roles in finance and business. It includes Financial Management, Strategic Management, Advanced Taxation, and International Business.

Career options:

Financial Analyst: Analyse market trends, create forecasts, and support investment decisions.

Audit Manager: Plan and oversee internal audits to ensure regulatory compliance.

Business Consultant: Advises companies on financial strategy, performance improvement, and operational efficiency.

Tax Advisor: Provide guidance on tax planning and optimise financial outcomes for individuals or businesses.

Programs such as JSOU WILP courses offer all of these degrees in formats that support integrated learning. These allow students to gain work experience while earning a recognised qualification.

Read More: Exploring the MCOM Program: Your Path to a Successful Career

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One of the main reasons students choose this path is to save costs on higher education. With a steady income and reduced dependence on external funding, students are able to complete their degrees more sustainably.

A key takeaway is that learn and earn programs aren't just cost-effective—they’re empowering. They allow students to take charge of their education, career, and finances at the same time.

Jharkhand State Open University (JSOU) is your best choice, offering some of the most affordable higher education options available today. If you're looking for a smart and sustainable path to a successful career, work-integrated degrees like BBA, BCA, B.Com, and B.Sc. IT and M.Com are worth exploring.

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Kickstart Your Career with a Paramedic Course in Brisbane

Are you passionate about helping others and drawn to high-pressure situations where every second counts? If so, becoming a paramedic might be your perfect career path. Enrolling in a paramedic course in Brisbane is the first step toward joining the frontlines of emergency healthcare.

In this guide, we’ll cover what you can expect from a paramedic course, the qualifications you’ll gain, and why Brisbane is an ideal place to start your journey in pre-hospital care.

Why Choose a Paramedic Course in Brisbane?

Brisbane is not only known for its sunny weather and laid-back lifestyle but also for its world-class educational institutions and healthcare training programs. Whether you're a school leaver or someone seeking a career change, a paramedic course in Brisbane offers high-quality training, hands-on experience, and pathways to national registration.

Training in Brisbane means you'll gain exposure to a variety of real-world scenarios, from busy urban areas to regional and remote settings across Queensland. This ensures you graduate with the skills and confidence to respond to emergencies in any environment.

What Does a Paramedic Course Involve?

A paramedic course in Brisbane typically includes both theoretical and practical components, covering:

Anatomy and physiology

Emergency response and trauma care

Pharmacology and drug administration

Communication and decision-making under pressure

Mental health and community care

Ambulance procedures and driving

Courses often combine classroom-based learning with simulation labs and clinical placements. This blended learning approach ensures students not only understand medical theory but also know how to apply it in the field.

Types of Paramedic Courses Available

There are different levels of qualifications depending on your career goals:

1. Certificate IV in Health Care

This is an entry-level course suitable for those looking to work as a Patient Transport Officer or in non-emergency health roles. It’s also a good stepping stone for further study.

2. Diploma of Paramedical Science

This course provides a solid foundation in emergency medical response and is often used as a pathway into a university-level degree or direct entry into ambulance services (depending on the region and employer requirements).

3. Bachelor of Paramedicine

To become a fully qualified paramedic registered with the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA), you’ll need to complete a Bachelor of Paramedicine. Several Brisbane-based universities offer this degree, often in collaboration with local ambulance services.

Career Opportunities After Completing a Paramedic Course

Graduates of a paramedic course in Brisbane can explore a variety of roles, including:

Paramedic with the Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

Private event medic

Emergency services officer (mining and industrial sectors)

Patient transport officer

Remote area health worker

International medical support roles

As healthcare demands continue to grow across Australia, trained paramedics are highly sought after not just in Brisbane, but nationally and internationally.

Entry Requirements and Enrolment

Most paramedic courses have basic entry requirements such as:

A high school certificate (Year 12 or equivalent)

First aid certification (such as HLTAID011 – Provide First Aid)

Police and Working With Children Checks

Up-to-date immunisations

For university-level paramedic degrees, additional academic prerequisites may apply. Some institutions also look for physical fitness and strong communication skills due to the nature of the work.

Financial Assistance and Flexible Study Options

Studying a paramedic course in Brisbane is a significant investment, but financial aid options are available. Eligible students may access:

VET Student Loans (for approved diploma courses)

HECS-HELP (for university degrees)

Scholarships for regional, Indigenous, or underrepresented students

Many courses also offer part-time or online study modes to accommodate work or family commitments.

Why Brisbane Is Ideal for Paramedic Training

Studying in Brisbane has several benefits:

Access to top educational institutions like QUT, Griffith University, and TAFE Queensland

Opportunities to work closely with Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

A range of metropolitan and regional placement options

A supportive healthcare community and growing demand for qualified paramedics

Brisbane’s diverse population and varied geography also provide valuable on-the-ground learning experiences that prepare students for real-world challenges.

Start Your Journey Today

If you're ready to make a difference and thrive in a fast-paced, life-saving career, a paramedic course in Brisbane is the perfect starting point. With expert trainers, hands-on experience, and nationally recognised qualifications, you’ll be well on your way to a rewarding future in emergency health care.

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Kickstart Your Career with a Paramedic Course in Brisbane

Are you passionate about helping others and drawn to high-pressure situations where every second counts? If so, becoming a paramedic might be your perfect career path. Enrolling in a paramedic course in Brisbane is the first step toward joining the frontlines of emergency healthcare.

In this guide, we’ll cover what you can expect from a paramedic course, the qualifications you’ll gain, and why Brisbane is an ideal place to start your journey in pre-hospital care.

Why Choose a Paramedic Course in Brisbane?

Brisbane is not only known for its sunny weather and laid-back lifestyle but also for its world-class educational institutions and healthcare training programs. Whether you're a school leaver or someone seeking a career change, a paramedic course in Brisbane offers high-quality training, hands-on experience, and pathways to national registration.

Training in Brisbane means you'll gain exposure to a variety of real-world scenarios, from busy urban areas to regional and remote settings across Queensland. This ensures you graduate with the skills and confidence to respond to emergencies in any environment.

What Does a Paramedic Course Involve?

A paramedic course in Brisbane typically includes both theoretical and practical components, covering:

Anatomy and physiology

Emergency response and trauma care

Pharmacology and drug administration

Communication and decision-making under pressure

Mental health and community care

Ambulance procedures and driving

Courses often combine classroom-based learning with simulation labs and clinical placements. This blended learning approach ensures students not only understand medical theory but also know how to apply it in the field.

Types of Paramedic Courses Available

There are different levels of qualifications depending on your career goals:

1. Certificate IV in Health Care

This is an entry-level course suitable for those looking to work as a Patient Transport Officer or in non-emergency health roles. It’s also a good stepping stone for further study.

2. Diploma of Paramedical Science

This course provides a solid foundation in emergency medical response and is often used as a pathway into a university-level degree or direct entry into ambulance services (depending on the region and employer requirements).

3. Bachelor of Paramedicine

To become a fully qualified paramedic registered with the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA), you’ll need to complete a Bachelor of Paramedicine. Several Brisbane-based universities offer this degree, often in collaboration with local ambulance services.

Career Opportunities After Completing a Paramedic Course

Graduates of a paramedic course in Brisbane can explore a variety of roles, including:

Paramedic with the Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

Private event medic

Emergency services officer (mining and industrial sectors)

Patient transport officer

Remote area health worker

International medical support roles

As healthcare demands continue to grow across Australia, trained paramedics are highly sought after not just in Brisbane, but nationally and internationally.

Entry Requirements and Enrolment

Most paramedic courses have basic entry requirements such as:

A high school certificate (Year 12 or equivalent)

First aid certification (such as HLTAID011 – Provide First Aid)

Police and Working With Children Checks

Up-to-date immunisations

For university-level paramedic degrees, additional academic prerequisites may apply. Some institutions also look for physical fitness and strong communication skills due to the nature of the work.

Financial Assistance and Flexible Study Options

Studying a paramedic course in Brisbane is a significant investment, but financial aid options are available. Eligible students may access:

VET Student Loans (for approved diploma courses)

HECS-HELP (for university degrees)

Scholarships for regional, Indigenous, or underrepresented students

Many courses also offer part-time or online study modes to accommodate work or family commitments.

Why Brisbane Is Ideal for Paramedic Training

Studying in Brisbane has several benefits:

Access to top educational institutions like QUT, Griffith University, and TAFE Queensland

Opportunities to work closely with Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

A range of metropolitan and regional placement options

A supportive healthcare community and growing demand for qualified paramedics

Brisbane’s diverse population and varied geography also provide valuable on-the-ground learning experiences that prepare students for real-world challenges.

Start Your Journey Today

If you're ready to make a difference and thrive in a fast-paced, life-saving career, a paramedic course in Brisbane is the perfect starting point. With expert trainers, hands-on experience, and nationally recognised qualifications, you’ll be well on your way to a rewarding future in emergency health care.

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Kickstart Your Career with a Paramedic Course in Brisbane

Are you passionate about helping others and drawn to high-pressure situations where every second counts? If so, becoming a paramedic might be your perfect career path. Enrolling in a paramedic course in Brisbane is the first step toward joining the frontlines of emergency healthcare.

In this guide, we’ll cover what you can expect from a paramedic course, the qualifications you’ll gain, and why Brisbane is an ideal place to start your journey in pre-hospital care.

Why Choose a Paramedic Course in Brisbane?

Brisbane is not only known for its sunny weather and laid-back lifestyle but also for its world-class educational institutions and healthcare training programs. Whether you're a school leaver or someone seeking a career change, a paramedic course in Brisbane offers high-quality training, hands-on experience, and pathways to national registration.

Training in Brisbane means you'll gain exposure to a variety of real-world scenarios, from busy urban areas to regional and remote settings across Queensland. This ensures you graduate with the skills and confidence to respond to emergencies in any environment.

What Does a Paramedic Course Involve?

A paramedic course in Brisbane typically includes both theoretical and practical components, covering:

Anatomy and physiology

Emergency response and trauma care

Pharmacology and drug administration

Communication and decision-making under pressure

Mental health and community care

Ambulance procedures and driving

Courses often combine classroom-based learning with simulation labs and clinical placements. This blended learning approach ensures students not only understand medical theory but also know how to apply it in the field.

Types of Paramedic Courses Available

There are different levels of qualifications depending on your career goals:

1. Certificate IV in Health Care

This is an entry-level course suitable for those looking to work as a Patient Transport Officer or in non-emergency health roles. It’s also a good stepping stone for further study.

2. Diploma of Paramedical Science

This course provides a solid foundation in emergency medical response and is often used as a pathway into a university-level degree or direct entry into ambulance services (depending on the region and employer requirements).

3. Bachelor of Paramedicine

To become a fully qualified paramedic registered with the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA), you’ll need to complete a Bachelor of Paramedicine. Several Brisbane-based universities offer this degree, often in collaboration with local ambulance services.

Career Opportunities After Completing a Paramedic Course

Graduates of a paramedic course in Brisbane can explore a variety of roles, including:

Paramedic with the Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

Private event medic

Emergency services officer (mining and industrial sectors)

Patient transport officer

Remote area health worker

International medical support roles

As healthcare demands continue to grow across Australia, trained paramedics are highly sought after not just in Brisbane, but nationally and internationally.

Entry Requirements and Enrolment

Most paramedic courses have basic entry requirements such as:

A high school certificate (Year 12 or equivalent)

First aid certification (such as HLTAID011 – Provide First Aid)

Police and Working With Children Checks

Up-to-date immunisations

For university-level paramedic degrees, additional academic prerequisites may apply. Some institutions also look for physical fitness and strong communication skills due to the nature of the work.

Financial Assistance and Flexible Study Options

Studying a paramedic course in Brisbane is a significant investment, but financial aid options are available. Eligible students may access:

VET Student Loans (for approved diploma courses)

HECS-HELP (for university degrees)

Scholarships for regional, Indigenous, or underrepresented students

Many courses also offer part-time or online study modes to accommodate work or family commitments.

Why Brisbane Is Ideal for Paramedic Training

Studying in Brisbane has several benefits:

Access to top educational institutions like QUT, Griffith University, and TAFE Queensland

Opportunities to work closely with Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

A range of metropolitan and regional placement options

A supportive healthcare community and growing demand for qualified paramedics

Brisbane’s diverse population and varied geography also provide valuable on-the-ground learning experiences that prepare students for real-world challenges.

Start Your Journey Today

If you're ready to make a difference and thrive in a fast-paced, life-saving career, a paramedic course in Brisbane is the perfect starting point. With expert trainers, hands-on experience, and nationally recognised qualifications, you’ll be well on your way to a rewarding future in emergency health care.

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Kickstart Your Career with a Paramedic Course in Brisbane

Are you passionate about helping others and drawn to high-pressure situations where every second counts? If so, becoming a paramedic might be your perfect career path. Enrolling in a paramedic course in Brisbane is the first step toward joining the frontlines of emergency healthcare.

In this guide, we’ll cover what you can expect from a paramedic course, the qualifications you’ll gain, and why Brisbane is an ideal place to start your journey in pre-hospital care.

Why Choose a Paramedic Course in Brisbane?

Brisbane is not only known for its sunny weather and laid-back lifestyle but also for its world-class educational institutions and healthcare training programs. Whether you're a school leaver or someone seeking a career change, a paramedic course in Brisbane offers high-quality training, hands-on experience, and pathways to national registration.

Training in Brisbane means you'll gain exposure to a variety of real-world scenarios, from busy urban areas to regional and remote settings across Queensland. This ensures you graduate with the skills and confidence to respond to emergencies in any environment.

What Does a Paramedic Course Involve?

A paramedic course in Brisbane typically includes both theoretical and practical components, covering:

Anatomy and physiology

Emergency response and trauma care

Pharmacology and drug administration

Communication and decision-making under pressure

Mental health and community care

Ambulance procedures and driving

Courses often combine classroom-based learning with simulation labs and clinical placements. This blended learning approach ensures students not only understand medical theory but also know how to apply it in the field.

Types of Paramedic Courses Available

There are different levels of qualifications depending on your career goals:

1. Certificate IV in Health Care

This is an entry-level course suitable for those looking to work as a Patient Transport Officer or in non-emergency health roles. It’s also a good stepping stone for further study.

2. Diploma of Paramedical Science

This course provides a solid foundation in emergency medical response and is often used as a pathway into a university-level degree or direct entry into ambulance services (depending on the region and employer requirements).

3. Bachelor of Paramedicine

To become a fully qualified paramedic registered with the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA), you’ll need to complete a Bachelor of Paramedicine. Several Brisbane-based universities offer this degree, often in collaboration with local ambulance services.

Career Opportunities After Completing a Paramedic Course

Graduates of a paramedic course in Brisbane can explore a variety of roles, including:

Paramedic with the Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

Private event medic

Emergency services officer (mining and industrial sectors)

Patient transport officer

Remote area health worker

International medical support roles

As healthcare demands continue to grow across Australia, trained paramedics are highly sought after not just in Brisbane, but nationally and internationally.

Entry Requirements and Enrolment

Most paramedic courses have basic entry requirements such as:

A high school certificate (Year 12 or equivalent)

First aid certification (such as HLTAID011 – Provide First Aid)

Police and Working With Children Checks

Up-to-date immunisations

For university-level paramedic degrees, additional academic prerequisites may apply. Some institutions also look for physical fitness and strong communication skills due to the nature of the work.

Financial Assistance and Flexible Study Options

Studying a paramedic course in Brisbane is a significant investment, but financial aid options are available. Eligible students may access:

VET Student Loans (for approved diploma courses)

HECS-HELP (for university degrees)

Scholarships for regional, Indigenous, or underrepresented students

Many courses also offer part-time or online study modes to accommodate work or family commitments.

Why Brisbane Is Ideal for Paramedic Training

Studying in Brisbane has several benefits:

Access to top educational institutions like QUT, Griffith University, and TAFE Queensland

Opportunities to work closely with Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

A range of metropolitan and regional placement options

A supportive healthcare community and growing demand for qualified paramedics

Brisbane’s diverse population and varied geography also provide valuable on-the-ground learning experiences that prepare students for real-world challenges.

Start Your Journey Today

If you're ready to make a difference and thrive in a fast-paced, life-saving career, a paramedic course in Brisbane is the perfect starting point. With expert trainers, hands-on experience, and nationally recognised qualifications, you’ll be well on your way to a rewarding future in emergency health care.

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Kickstart Your Career with a Paramedic Course in Brisbane

Are you passionate about helping others and drawn to high-pressure situations where every second counts? If so, becoming a paramedic might be your perfect career path. Enrolling in a paramedic course in Brisbane is the first step toward joining the frontlines of emergency healthcare.

In this guide, we’ll cover what you can expect from a paramedic course, the qualifications you’ll gain, and why Brisbane is an ideal place to start your journey in pre-hospital care.

Why Choose a Paramedic Course in Brisbane?

Brisbane is not only known for its sunny weather and laid-back lifestyle but also for its world-class educational institutions and healthcare training programs. Whether you're a school leaver or someone seeking a career change, a paramedic course in Brisbane offers high-quality training, hands-on experience, and pathways to national registration.

Training in Brisbane means you'll gain exposure to a variety of real-world scenarios, from busy urban areas to regional and remote settings across Queensland. This ensures you graduate with the skills and confidence to respond to emergencies in any environment.

What Does a Paramedic Course Involve?

A paramedic course in Brisbane typically includes both theoretical and practical components, covering:

Anatomy and physiology

Emergency response and trauma care

Pharmacology and drug administration

Communication and decision-making under pressure

Mental health and community care

Ambulance procedures and driving

Courses often combine classroom-based learning with simulation labs and clinical placements. This blended learning approach ensures students not only understand medical theory but also know how to apply it in the field.

Types of Paramedic Courses Available

There are different levels of qualifications depending on your career goals:

1. Certificate IV in Health Care

This is an entry-level course suitable for those looking to work as a Patient Transport Officer or in non-emergency health roles. It’s also a good stepping stone for further study.

2. Diploma of Paramedical Science

This course provides a solid foundation in emergency medical response and is often used as a pathway into a university-level degree or direct entry into ambulance services (depending on the region and employer requirements).

3. Bachelor of Paramedicine

To become a fully qualified paramedic registered with the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA), you’ll need to complete a Bachelor of Paramedicine. Several Brisbane-based universities offer this degree, often in collaboration with local ambulance services.

Career Opportunities After Completing a Paramedic Course

Graduates of a paramedic course in Brisbane can explore a variety of roles, including:

Paramedic with the Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

Private event medic

Emergency services officer (mining and industrial sectors)

Patient transport officer

Remote area health worker

International medical support roles

As healthcare demands continue to grow across Australia, trained paramedics are highly sought after not just in Brisbane, but nationally and internationally.

Entry Requirements and Enrolment

Most paramedic courses have basic entry requirements such as:

A high school certificate (Year 12 or equivalent)

First aid certification (such as HLTAID011 – Provide First Aid)

Police and Working With Children Checks

Up-to-date immunisations

For university-level paramedic degrees, additional academic prerequisites may apply. Some institutions also look for physical fitness and strong communication skills due to the nature of the work.

Financial Assistance and Flexible Study Options

Studying a paramedic course in Brisbane is a significant investment, but financial aid options are available. Eligible students may access:

VET Student Loans (for approved diploma courses)

HECS-HELP (for university degrees)

Scholarships for regional, Indigenous, or underrepresented students

Many courses also offer part-time or online study modes to accommodate work or family commitments.

Why Brisbane Is Ideal for Paramedic Training

Studying in Brisbane has several benefits:

Access to top educational institutions like QUT, Griffith University, and TAFE Queensland

Opportunities to work closely with Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS)

A range of metropolitan and regional placement options

A supportive healthcare community and growing demand for qualified paramedics

Brisbane’s diverse population and varied geography also provide valuable on-the-ground learning experiences that prepare students for real-world challenges.

Start Your Journey Today

If you're ready to make a difference and thrive in a fast-paced, life-saving career, a paramedic course in Brisbane is the perfect starting point. With expert trainers, hands-on experience, and nationally recognised qualifications, you’ll be well on your way to a rewarding future in emergency health care.

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Why Developers Choose Playwright for Modern Testing?

Playwright automation Developers and QA engineers are constantly looking for robust, scalable, and efficient testing frameworks. Among many modern tools, Playwright automation has emerged as a top choice for end-to-end testing. Developed by Microsoft, Playwright provides a powerful framework that supports cross-browser testing, automation of modern web applications, and enhanced developer productivity.

What is Playwright?

Playwright is an open-source Node.js library that allows developers to automate Chromium, Firefox, and WebKit with a single API. This means developers can write one set of tests and run them across multiple browsers seamlessly. Its ability to handle modern web app complexities, including single-page applications and dynamic content, has made it a favorite among testers and developers.

1. Cross-Browser Compatibility

One of the most compelling reasons developers choose Playwright is its cross-browser testing support. It allows testing on:

Chromium (used by Chrome and Edge)

Firefox

WebKit (used by Safari)

This native support ensures that web apps function consistently across different browsers without writing separate test cases. Playwright’s ability to launch real browser instances in headless or headed mode also enhances the accuracy of test execution.

2. First-Class Support for Modern Web Apps

Modern applications are rich in JavaScript and heavily rely on dynamic content. Playwright shines in this area by providing robust automation features such as:

Auto-waiting for elements

Network interception

Page navigation handling

Real-time DOM interactions

These capabilities reduce the flakiness of tests and make them more reliable. Playwright understands the modern development ecosystem and seamlessly integrates with frameworks like React, Angular, and Vue.

3. Built-in Test Runner

Unlike Selenium, which often requires additional configurations and third-party tools for test running, Playwright comes with a built-in test runner—Playwright Test. It includes essential features such as:

Parallel test execution

Test retries

Report generation

Fixtures for better test structure

This all-in-one nature simplifies the testing pipeline and allows teams to get started with minimal setup.

4. Easy Debugging and Rich Tooling

Debugging automated tests can be a nightmare without the right tools. Playwright Course Online provides an intuitive debugging experience with tools like:

Playwright Inspector

Trace Viewer

Screenshot and video capture

These tools make it easy to identify failures, view test traces, and understand application behavior during test runs. The debugging process becomes faster, leading to quicker fixes and improved developer efficiency.

5. Headless and CI/CD Friendly

Playwright supports headless mode by default, making it ideal for continuous integration (CI) pipelines. It integrates smoothly with tools like GitHub Actions, Jenkins, CircleCI, and Azure DevOps. This helps in automating the testing workflow and catching issues before they reach production.

6. Language Support and API Simplicity

Although it is a Node.js-based tool, Playwright also supports other languages such as Python, Java, and .NET, expanding its reach to different developer communities. Its API is intuitive, with clear documentation and predictable behavior. Developers can write concise tests without unnecessary boilerplate code.

7. Open Source and Community-Driven

Playwright Automation Training being open-source means it's constantly evolving with contributions from a vibrant developer community. Microsoft’s active involvement ensures timely updates and bug fixes, making the tool dependable for long-term projects.

Real-World Use Cases

E-Commerce Testing Playwright is used to test critical workflows like login, add to cart, checkout, and payment gateway integration across multiple browsers.

Banking Applications Ensures that web apps built with strong security measures and dynamic content are tested thoroughly in different environments.

SaaS Platforms Ideal for validating complex user interfaces and dashboards, especially those built with frameworks like React and Angular.

Conclusion:

For developers seeking a modern, reliable, and comprehensive testing framework, Playwright ticks all the boxes. Its cross-browser capabilities, built-in features, ease of use, and support for modern web architectures make it a top contender in the automation testing world. Whether you're working on a startup project or an enterprise-grade application, Playwright’s flexibility and power can elevate your testing strategy.

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Best CAT Classes in Nagpur

Best CAT Coaching in Nagpur: IMS Nagpur’s Expert Training for Success

When it comes to preparing for the CAT (Common Admission Test), students across the country are constantly on the lookout for the best coaching centers to guide them to success. In Nagpur, IMS Nagpur has built a strong reputation for providing expert training and personalized coaching that helps students achieve their desired scores and secure admissions into top business schools. If you are looking for the best CAT coaching in Nagpur, IMS Nagpur stands out as a top choice due to its comprehensive training programs, experienced faculty, and proven track record of success.

Why choose IMS Nagpur for CAT coaching?

IMS Nagpur has been a trusted name in the field of entrance exam coaching for years, and here's why it should be your go-to center for CAT preparation:

Expert faculty

At IMS Nagpur, you'll be trained by experienced and highly qualified faculty members who have years of expertise in preparing students for competitive exams like the CAT. Their in-depth knowledge of the exam pattern and syllabus will give you an edge in your preparation.

Personalized attention

Every student has different strengths and weaknesses, and IMS Nagpur understands this. They offer personalized coaching to cater to the specific needs of each student. Whether you're struggling with quantitative aptitude or verbal ability, the faculty at IMS will provide tailored guidance to ensure you master every section of the CAT.

Proven results

IMS Nagpur has consistently delivered outstanding results, with many of their students securing top percentiles in the CAT. Their success stories speak volumes about the effectiveness of their coaching programs and the commitment of the faculty to student success.

Comprehensive study material

IMS Nagpur provides its students with high-quality, updated study material that covers all aspects of the CAT syllabus. The material is designed to help students build a strong foundation in each subject while also helping them develop effective test-taking strategies.

Mock tests & practice sessions

IMS Nagpur organizes regular mock tests and practice sessions that simulate the actual CAT exam environment. These mock tests help students build confidence, improve their time management skills, and identify areas that require improvement.

In-depth Analysis and Feedback

After each mock test, IMS Nagpur offers detailed performance analysis and feedback. This allows students to understand their strengths and weaknesses and work on areas that need improvement. The continuous assessment process ensures that students stay on track and make steady progress toward their goal.

Key features of IMS Nagpur’s CAT coaching program

Structured Curriculum

IMS Nagpur follows a structured curriculum that is meticulously designed to cover all sections of the CAT exam—Quantitative Ability (QA), Data Interpretation & Logical Reasoning (DI & LR), and Verbal Ability & Reading Comprehension (VARC). The curriculum is divided into stages, starting with foundational topics and gradually progressing to advanced concepts.

Many students from IMS Nagpur have gone on to achieve excellent scores in the CAT exam and have secured admission in top IIMs and other prestigious business schools. The success stories of these students are a testament to the effective training, expert guidance, and personalized attention provided by IMS Nagpur.

One such success story is of Rahul Sharma, who scored a 99.8 percentile in CAT after joining IMS Nagpur. Rahul attributes his success to the structured coaching program, the regular mock tests, and the personalized feedback he received throughout his preparation.

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Online Selenium Training with Real-Time Projects and Hands-On Practice

Unlock the Power of Selenium: Your Gateway to a High-Demand Tech Career

Imagine automating tedious web application testing, saving your team hours of manual work, and becoming the go-to test automation expert at your company. That’s the power of Selenium — and with H2K Infosys’ Online Selenium Training, you can master this skill with real-time projects and hands-on practice, even if you’re just starting out.

Selenium is the most in-demand automation testing tool used in the software industry today. Its open-source nature, flexibility, and cross-browser compatibility make it the top choice for companies around the world. Whether you're a beginner exploring testing careers or a manual tester transitioning into automation, this is your opportunity to level up.

Why Selenium? The Demand is Sky-High

80% of companies now prefer automated testing for their web applications.

LinkedIn reports over 20,000+ Selenium job openings in the U.S. alone.

Glassdoor data shows the average Selenium automation tester salary in the U.S. ranges from $85K to $120K+ per year.

Selenium is more than just a tool; it’s a career catalyst. Organizations worldwide are investing in Selenium testers who can automate test cases and enhance software quality. But employers want more than theory — they need hands-on skills. That’s where H2K Infosys bridges the gap.

What Makes Our Selenium Training Online Stand Out?

Our Selenium course online is designed for professionals who want job-ready skills and certification-backed confidence. Here’s what you’ll get when you join:

✅ Real-Time Projects

You’ll build practical skills by working on real-world scenarios such as:

Automating login functionality for web apps

Creating Selenium test scripts using TestNG and Java

Developing complete frameworks (Data-Driven, Hybrid, and Page Object Model)

Running test suites on multiple browsers using Selenium Grid

✅ Hands-On Practice Sessions

Theory is only half the battle. You’ll practice with:

Live coding sessions

Automation script writing

Debugging and test execution in IDEs like Eclipse and IntelliJ

Integrating Selenium with Maven, Git, and Jenkins

✅ Instructor-Led Live Classes

Every session is led by certified professionals with years of Selenium software testing experience. Our trainers break down complex concepts into easy-to-understand lessons.

✅ Selenium Certification Training

Our Selenium certification course prepares you for global certification exams with mock tests, quizzes, and interview preparation sessions. Get recognized for your skills and showcase your expertise to employers.

Who Should Take This Selenium Course?

Our Selenium training for beginners and experienced testers alike covers every critical area of automation testing. It’s ideal for:

Manual testers looking to shift to automation

Fresh graduates wanting to break into software testing

QA engineers aiming to upgrade their skills

Developers interested in automating testing processes

No prior coding experience? No problem. We start with the basics and build your confidence step by step.

What You Will Learn in Our Selenium Certification Training

📘 Module 1: Introduction to Automation Testing

What is software testing?

Manual vs. automation testing

Benefits of automation in Agile environments

💻 Module 2: Java for Selenium

Core Java concepts for testers

OOPs basics: Classes, Objects, Inheritance, and more

Collections, Arrays, and Exception Handling

🔧 Module 3: Selenium WebDriver

Browser automation with Selenium WebDriver

Finding elements using locators (ID, Name, XPath, CSS)

Handling alerts, frames, pop-ups, and drop-downs

🧪 Module 4: TestNG Framework

Setting up TestNG with Eclipse

Annotations and test execution order

Parallel testing and test reports

🧰 Module 5: Selenium Frameworks

Data-Driven Framework using Apache POI

Page Object Model for reusable code

Hybrid Frameworks and real-time scenarios

🛠 Module 6: Tools Integration

Maven for project management

Jenkins for Continuous Integration (CI)

Git for version control

🧾 Module 7: Real-Time Project Implementation

End-to-end project: Test e-commerce application functionality

Build a Selenium automation suite

Debug, execute, and analyze test results

Real-World Applications: Why Hands-On Practice Matters

Most Selenium testers struggle because they’ve only watched videos or read theory. But actual job roles demand script writing, debugging, and automation problem-solving.

At H2K Infosys, you’ll build your own Selenium automation testing projects from scratch. You’ll:

Write code to automate login and checkout processes

Handle browser compatibility issues

Integrate scripts with real-time CI/CD pipelines

This level of practice sets you apart in job interviews and on the job.

Career Benefits of Selenium Certification Course

Wondering how a Selenium certification training can boost your career?

1. Stand Out to Recruiters

Certified professionals with project experience are preferred over candidates without credentials or practice.

2. Land High-Paying Roles

Roles like Selenium Automation Tester, QA Analyst, Test Engineer, and SDET are in high demand.

3. Global Opportunities

Selenium skills are in demand in the U.S., Canada, UK, India, and Australia. Remote opportunities are booming too.

4. Future-Proof Your Career

As manual testing fades out, automation is the future. Selenium keeps you relevant and marketable.

FAQs About Online Selenium Training

Q1: Is this Selenium course suitable for complete beginners? Yes! We start with the basics and offer full guidance, making it perfect for beginners.

Q2: Do I need to know Java before joining? No, Java is covered from scratch in the course to help you understand Selenium better.

Q3: Will I get a certificate after course completion? Absolutely. You'll receive a course completion certificate and get trained for industry-recognized Selenium certifications.

Q4: Is this training live or self-paced? Our training is live instructor-led, allowing for interaction, Q&A, and guidance on real-time projects.

Key Takeaways

Selenium is a must-have skill in today’s software testing job market.

Hands-on experience and real-time project work are crucial to mastering Selenium.

H2K Infosys provides live training, expert guidance, and certification support.

This Selenium training online suits both beginners and experienced testers.

Career opportunities and salaries are excellent for certified Selenium professionals.

Final Thoughts

Automation is no longer optional. It’s a must. If you’re serious about building a strong tech career, investing in Selenium certification training is one of the smartest decisions you can make.

Ready to upgrade your skills and career? Enroll now in our Online Selenium Training at H2K Infosys and get hands-on experience with real-time projects. Your future in automation starts today.