#RAISE UR STANDARDS

[bibleofficial]

this is making me lose my mind ….. girl …….. girl genuinely nobody should care about a film from the hays era that was actually a metaphor against the gold standard 😭😭

1 like & i launch a ballistic missile at my bestie

[rei-plswork]

Holyyy fuck. *dies*

[br1ghtestlight]

nobody should selfship with my ocs. U can do better

[alivehouse]

i had a straight woman platonically choke and straddle me for reference pictures once i dont think this claim holds up

[gifti3]

also everyone wants the mc cause they acknowledge them and their struggles

so theyre like omg..... i want u carnally

[jihyoruri]

Me pulling up with a hear me out on why I found jae hot

HE GOT SLAPPED BY HIS YOUNGER SISTER WHILE HER MEMBERS SAW THEM YET he didn’t say anything INSTEAD he just smirked when he realised they had company.

Like okay jae…you can wife me up if you’re down that bad-

Jkjk

NAHHHHHHHHH LMAOOOOO

I mean he did tell her she lost her mind before he smirked and shit and realized they were there

[cupcakeinat0r]

I luv when my gfs come to me for relationship advice.

My brother in christ…. I’ve never had my first kiss and I write fan fiction.

[wibreth]

honestly surprised that the blind boxes haven't gotten much pushback

[blooming-cbx]

Anyways happy Father's Day to him <3

[idsrvtobleed]

i love her so BAD im gonna cry

[vaulttecvevo]

this is so funny ive been turned off from dudes bc they (in no particular order):

-dressed stupid -talked too much -used wireless headphones -had a smart watch (ive had to relent on this one bc thats every other guy now but its still cringe af its not doing them any favors) -had hobbies i dont respect -liked cringe media -listened to music i dont like -didnt cut their nails enough (surprisingly common - and gross!) -didnt groom -didnt drink -talked abt his job too much -owned and traded stocks -didnt work out -had too many pics on his instagram etc etc

and i would not fuck w a guy who took pics of his food or coffee or took selfies in public more than once in my presence thats the most npc shit i can think of

tldr we dont all think alike stop writing kilometer long posts psychoanalyzing strangers (even if theyre straight :o)

[gifti3]

imma start using that gif whenever i wanna be longwinded about something actually

this is me being critical of ob3y me, if u dont wanna see that pls save ur eyes

i was in the shower thinking about ob3y me and i was really going....why did they not actively try to improve the experience in the game when they were in their peak

ik its honestly just a thing companies do, like just sticking with the same formula for years cause if it works, then dont improve it since it saves money

and i hate that, especially in OMs case cause it felt like they tried to do improvements to the game last minute (making unlocking devil spaces way faster, adding a better pity system, and adding the chibis to the todo list)

like why did it take like 4 years for them to add the devil space thing or the new pity system? cause im sure ppl would have appreciated years ago

and while i was thinking about that, i started thinking of various ways they could have improved the playing experience for all fans (and not just the fans of popular characters)

with most events in lov3 and d33pspace you get to pick the guy(s) of your choosing and go through the event with them specifically

now obviously OM cant do all the characters each time since theres so many of them, but they could select a third of them for one event and do "routes" for each of them. then the next event, pick the 2nd third. then the next event, the 3rd third. after that, start again from the 1st third, etc etc. (shit even split the group in fourths if thats still too many to write for at once)

AND DONT SKIP ANYONE

the gap between spotlight events for each character should not be huge okay

it should be as small as feasibly possible. they could have some events be for just one character too, but still, they really need to make sure that all the characters are getting a chance to have these events (including the secondary characters!)

yea the profits wouldnt be as high short term since theyd have to properly invest into their writers, but i genuinely think the longevity this would have brought would make up for it

people would better know when their faves event focus is coming up next and you wont have a good chunk of the fans upset with obvious favoritism/neglect (like even i noticed how long it took for beel to get a spotlight event in nb)

they probably didnt have the funds for this at first (maybe)...but when they were popping off, that would have been amazing if they immediately started putting the profits into adding to the app

also not doing back to back events with no breathing room would definitely make this event setup more feasible and also the event story quality better

okay im done, i just needed to write this down cause im just like...this was probably another way they could have done things and this wasnt even a 'just make proper routes in the mainstory' suggestion either! tho thats the best option imo

[nanowired-lover]

hello ????

[noblehcart]

" I don't know…. something about her suggests good aim…."

" How discerning of you."

" It's not one of my best features, admittedly. I've been told that's reserved for looks and wit. But I do try to be observant. "

Aesthetics: Rookheeya Khademi & Styxx of Didymos (Ancient au)@myhiraeth / @noblehcart

[sasssydaddy123]

I honestly think that some of your guy's standards need to be raised. I have had wayyyy too many people tell me that I am "the perfect girlfriend" for literally doing the bare minimum. Like idk, it's just the smallest things that I do without even thinking because its just something you do for someone you love.

Like hanging up the painting she made me above my TV or doing the dishes before she gets home so she doesn't have to do them after working all day or making breakfast for both of us because I get up first. I have an extra day off and she doesn't so I clean the kitchen, vacuum the living room, and start the laundry.

Like idk I just feel like all these little things should be innate because you do stuff like that for people you love. Either a lot of people have been burned by a very selfish lover or they're the ones who wouldn't even think to do it. I'm not sure which one it is

[rosaeura]

why does mystra give me “manipulative mom you’ve gone no contact with and every time she tries to talk to you she just gives u an endless guilt trip but is still confused why u don’t like her” vibes