#REPOSTED BECAUSE THE HELLSITE HATES WHEN I WARN PEOPLE FOR THINGS

[gophergal]

SubScorp Week 2023 - Day 4: That Hit The Spot

I can’t even say anything about this. It speaks for itself, I think.

@subscorp-week

(full version under the cut just in case. Slightly spicy)

Hanzo looks fucking miserable but I promise he just wasn’t expecting his snowman to be an insatiable beast

[alligatorjesie]

Hey that's alright you can block me as much as you like but it wont change anything man. You said some shit things so I'm going to say some shit things to you.

You know what that's fine we can just repost that whole comment so people can see what a shitass you are @blessyouhawkeye

Hey real quick you do realize that reylo is just a really vanilla ass enemies-to-lovers ship if you have a problem with it well good luck man this shit is literally everywhere in media.

Almost like it's a popular trope. Have you never watched a rom com? Woof. I got some news for you brosph.

but you know what since we're on the tangent of 'weird people' in fandoms let's talk about that for a moment.

You wanna know what's weird? There's a lot of finnreys in the reblogs acting positively feral about their ship not being canon

(which idk I watched TRoS that was pretty open ended if your still mad about reylo by the end of that movie that shits on you)

and upset they don't have book deals like the reylos but IDK man maybe the reason finnreys ain't got book deals is because they spend all their time online bitching about how their ship got shafted instead of writing that fucking fanfiction.

You know when the reylos got shafted with the shit show that was EP9 instead of spending the next 3 years complaining they just trucked along in their own fucking sandbox completing their own fucking projects for their own fucking friends.

Fuck Disney we'll make our own reylo with blackjack and hookers and sex scenes.

You mean to tell us you've had more problems with reylos who were just excited to see the story concepts they predicted from The Force Awakens coming true in The Last Jedi and making positive content to reflect that joy compared to the actual nazis on YouTube who flood the platforms with 3 hour long hate videos over how Bree Larson is somehow personally responsible for their dicks falling off?

You remember that one time ethan van sciver said he wanted to kill Chinese people? He's a really popular star wars/comic book YouTuber and he's way more problematic than anyone I've ever met in the reylo fandom.

And guess what he also hates reylo what a shock!

You wanna talk about some unhinged weird behavior allow me to direct you at a rabid finnrey who has told me graphically to kill myself at least 5 times now for the sin of enjoying the wrong part of star wars according to them.

That shits fucking unhinged

Here's some of those death threats these are 100% real by the way:

Obviously Death Threat Warning some of these are quite gnarly.

This user still has an active account.

I've reported them several times but I sometimes feel like the only thing that will get you banned on this hellsite is being trans I swear to fucking god.

This user has spent over 7 years shit posting hate directly into the reylo fandom's tag instead of doing literally anything else to make their own fandom more enjoyable for themselves.

That's weird shit.

What has been hellish is being in this fandom for over 9 years and dealing with the amount of uncalled for vitriol at this very fucking plain flavor baby's first enemies-to-lovers ship.

I only started keeping track of the death threats back in September 2022

It's not even been a full 2 years and I'm nearing 1000.

This is the header for my Tumblr. This is a real number by the way I have every death threat I've gotten since starting this documented on my computer.

It's actually 955 because thepettycunt here just sent me a new death threat so now I gotta update the banner.

fun!

One day I'll make a master post.

Today is not that day.

But let's be very honest here the real number of death threats I've personally gotten are well into multiple thousands across multiple platforms over 9 years.

Just for enjoying reylo.

And I'm a furry and have been since the 90s. I'm use to being told to kill myself from strangers on the internet so color me confused when I join this really basic bitch of a fandom ship only to find the hate towards it somehow fucking worse.

That's some fucking weird unhinged shit.

I know you made this shit post just to be a shit poster so don't take this too personally I'm sure at this point you already think I'm unhinged and rightfully so

maybe I am

but after the 100th death threat I just stopped giving a fuck so you'll just have to forgive me but it's real buck ass wild to be called 'weird' when I've never sent death threats to people over fictional ships and none of my reylo friends have done that shit either but I am almost 99% sure if you look though the history of any single person who reblogged this post bitching about reylo you'll find they have a history of doing that shit.

You can pick any one. Odds are they have anti reylo posts going years back and at worst some of them have straight up told people in this fandom to kill themselves.

I can look through YOUR history OP and see You're a huge pile of shit towards reylos!

Go on pick one out at random and have a go. It's a fun horrible way to spend a afternoon.

And before anyone brings it up because people who hate reylo always do;

'what about that one time reylos harassed John Boye-'

a group of women telling John Boyega the things he's saying are sexist towards his female coworker who had already been harassed off social media a few years prior and asking him to do better isn't the harassment you think it is.

You can find that 'reaction' video John made to the reylos on google and watch it yourself. No one is being racist but they are all asking him to stop making sex jokes on his female coworkers behalf and expressing disappointment in him. In fact he even had to reused quite a few of the quotes because I think about halfway through making the video he realized he just didn't have that much material and the things people were saying were pretty fucking mild.

And I'm not sorry. Asking a adult man to hold himself accountable for the shit he says is not on the same level as the far fucking worse shit the over arching star wars fandom has done well before reylo was even a twinkle in anyone's eye

Lastly one more thing and I'm done I swear and I'm going to apologize in advance because I'm gonna sound really spicy and I guess I kinda am but not in a mean way more in a really fucking confused way

but what the fuck do you mean jenny nicholsons reylo videos are unhinged?

They're the fucking same as the rest of her videos.

Is there something less unhinged about a nearly 4 hour long video about a failed fantasy RPG theme park over a 1 hour long video about how star wars episode 9 was absolute dogshit?

Jenny makes cringe videos about cringe shit. That's her brand.

She's voiced her enjoyment of reylo very early on... I think back in The Force Awakens days? So why are you surprised she would talk about the subject at length in detail? She bought a stuffed porg larger than herself and documented collecting it on video for her channel.

Yeah man she probably likes reylo.

Most people who like TLJ do.

What... what the fuck do you mean her reylo videos specific are unhinged?

I'm sorry but if known racist and sexist YouTuber doomcock can spend 6 hours complaining about TLJ because Rey don't make his dick hard like Luke Skywalker does and he's going to make his refusal to reflect on that issue our fucking problem I don't think Jenny is unhinged for complaining about the inarguably bad movie that was the rise of skywalker for less time than the movie's total runtime.

I'm not even mad I'm just really confused by your statement.

[feelingkindajelly-fish]

Decided to repost some of my ANCIENT Gungrave fic here. Because of that one post I made like way back when I joined this hellsite that is STILL getting notes. Hahaha whee.

Rated sorta like ..T ish? Warn for blood, violence, people getting shot, death. 

It’s GUNGRAVE fic peeps..hah.

Why do I do this? Why is it always like this? Is this really what I want to do with my life?

Brandon Heat stared down the length of his gun at the trembling executive that stood before him. The "True Graves" stood to his sides, their guns leveled at the rest of the few people in the room, including one sobbing secretary, claiming she had no idea what was going on. As always they cried and shook and begged not to be shot, as always they asked for explanations, for reasons. Brandon did not have any for them, he never did. So he just stood there, his face an impassive mask while thoughts of how and why danced through his mind, just like always.

One of the people feel to their knees and they crawled up to Heat and clung to the leg of his pants lightly, gazing up at him with eyes filled with terror, begging and pleading and screaming. Brandon shifted the aim of his gun to rest on the man's head, a small frown playing over his lips. "Get off.." Of course the man didn't listen, they never did. He would have sighed, maybe even kicked the man away from him, but instead he simply tightened his finger on the trigger and watched calmly as the bullet ripped into the man's flesh and he fell dead at Brandon's feet, splattering blood on his suit.

This was the unspoken "go ahead" for the rest of his team to do their job and as Brandon re-aimed to take a few shots, his team let their bullets fly as well and soon most of the occupants of the room were sprawled across the floor, dripping blood onto the carpet. A red carpet Brandon noticed, so at least the crimson blood wouldn't stain too much. He knelt down and picked a rose from the lapel of one of the men, brining it up to his face and inhaling its scent.

He tossed it to Bunji, who caught it with a jaunty grin and brushed his lips lightly over the petals. "How very perfect, I have a date tonight." He chuckled to himself softly and tucked it carefully into his jacket pocket, picking over the bodies to stand at Brandon's side. His eyes feel quietly on the one man left alive in the room, shaking as he cowered behind his desk, a red handkerchief clutched in one hand as he sobbed loudly about how he'd do "anything" if they would only spare him. Bunji snorted and spat off to the side. "Fucking pathetic, eh bro?" He shook his head, setting his guns away after making a quick check on them. "They always do this, it's just sad."

Brandon shifted his gaze from the man to Bunji and he inclined his head in a slight nod and said softly. "Yes, it is." And with his friend on that point he did agree, in fact he even got a bit tired of it at times, how things were always the same. He shifted his gaze back to the man, pushing his glasses up slightly and crossing the room to his desk, where he knelt and tugged the red handkerchief from the man's fingers, using it to wipe a bit of the blood off his pants. "You know why we are here." And of course, the man nodded, spouting off about how Millennion could have whatever they wanted and so on and so forth. Little things that bored Brandon, things he hated the most about being a sweeper, but it wasn't his job to deal with. He simply stood, made a motion to his team and wandered out.

Bunji followed along at Brandon's side, watching the man quietly. He often wondered what made a person like Heat do what he did, he was so quiet, so kind to everyone. But here he was, the top sweeper for the whole family, and to him it just didn't make any damn sense. For Bunji killing people had been a way of life for as long as he could remember and he was comfortable with it, he didn't think much about it anymore, he just..pulled the trigger. But he knew it couldn't be like that for the other man, it just couldn't.

He plucked the handkerchief from the other's fingers, and held it up to the sunlight with a thoughtful sort of eye. "Hey, this aint bad, bro. Looks like silk, ya know? Wash it up and maybe you could give it somebody, like you know..a girl?" He enjoyed teasing Heat, in fact he was one of the few people that might dare to do so. It was fun to see how the other man always winced when he brought up women, that was part of what convinced him that Brandon must have somebody, even if he wasn't going to tell anybody who. He shrugged a bit as Brandon ignored him and tucked the bright red piece of silk into his collar, letting it add a kiss of color to an otherwise very bland outfit.

Brandon glanced over to the bright spot of red on Bunji's shirt and laughed slightly, shaking his head a bit. "Good luck." Was all he said, as he and his team prepared for their next sweep. They lounged about, talking, reloading and laughing, like the bloody and violent job they did was the farthest thing from their mind. Of course it had to be, or you'd go insane, you really would.

And so it went, they burst into another building in the quiet of a late afternoon, shots fired, people falling dead at their feet, at times people managed to shoot back and short exchanges of bullets were shared before Heat's team as always emerged victorious and another company swore it's-self to the Organization. Death and extortion in the name of "The Family." It was just another day..

And still, as both Kugashira and Heat went about, sometimes they both had to wonder why, but for different reasons. Bunji's wonder, why he was made late for his date, and she wasn't happy about it either. Women were so picky, it was so goddamn annoying! Bunji pulled the rose from his pocket and contemplated it for a moment, before he tossed it to the ground and crushed it under his shoe, grinding the petals into the pavement before he walked away, leaving the crimson remains on the sidewalk..