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Lindir!! I've just passed Eredin in the kitchens! Glorfindel is talking to him, he's used Eredin's cocoa without his permission! Eredin does NOT look happy...there's only a bit left...he'll have to wait to get more and- I don't think even Eredin's patience will withstand Glorfindel's "mistake"...
Oh dear- Eredin's holding a toasting fork- my lord, I suggest you make haste-
By the stars, this is a catastrophe of the highest order!!!!!
Eredin’s patience is vast. He is kind, understanding, and slow to anger. But there are sacred things in this world—things one does not touch, not even in jest. And chief among them is Eredin’s cocoa!!!
Glorfindel, that reckless menace, has trespassed upon this most hallowed of territories!! And not merely in some small way—no, he has depleted the supply. There is no telling what consequences this folly shall bring!
A toasting fork, you say? He is already armed?!?!!!? I am on my way!!
Not to stop him, mind you—I would never interfere with righteous justice—but to bear witness, to record history, and perhaps to ensure Eredin does not become an outlaw before he has had breakfast.
#trop crack#lindir#hotcocoahottakes#assistantlifechoseme#rings of power#trop#curlscocoaandchaos#GlorfindelHasDoneItNow#YouDoNotTouchTheCocoa#ThereWillBeRepercussions#EredinHasSnapped#IShallSingBalladsOfThisDay#HopeTheValarLikeToastingForks#PrayForGlorfindel#CocoaCrimesAndMisdemeanors#ThisIsHowWarsStart#EredinUnleashed#ForksUpForJustice#GlorfindelHasMetHisMatch#NotAllElvesAreImmortal#RIPInAdvance#HeDidntEvenLeaveEnoughForOneMug#ValarWitnessThisMess#CocoaBeforeChaos
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📰 BUZZROME EXCLUSIVE: "Caesar IGNORES Dream, Heads to Senate"
📅 Posted: March 15th

🚨 BREAKING: A follow-up on events from early morning. Against all warnings from his psychic wife and multiple supernatural signs (including a lion giving birth and ghosts in the marketplace??), Caesar has decided to go to the Senate.
👀 Sources say Decius was hyping him up like it was a frat party:
“Your blood raining down on Rome? That just means you’re powerful, bro!”😪😪 And that's all we have for now! Yours Truly, The Forum Feed Staff
Comments: @ Soothsayer69 Lmao good luck Caesar. U gon need it.💀💀
#julius caesar#gossip#MenWillLiterallyGoToTheSenateInsteadOfListening#EgoOverEverything#RIPInAdvance
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#man how much does this bartender heckin know (x) @commander-titania
The real question is why is this bartender not working for the Order of Whispers yet.
#YOURE PUSHIN IT BUDDY BOY (x) @theauseer
(pushing it? he’s already crossed the line)
#tora bby boo who did this to you #also nice easter egg hehe #beautiful norn whats that face mean #lookin a bit #moist (x) @denimwingsface
It means #PrayForWester
#i love this #i love this so much (x) @ascalonianpicnic
-bows- tyvm!! <3
#PrayforWester #RIPinadvance (x) @callumthorn
^^^^^^^
#Tora Tora bby don't go around breaking folks hearts with your sly wit and charm. That beard is too magnificent to suffer (x) @saintcranky
I clearly made Wester way too pretty.
If it’s any consolation, there is no sly wit or charm coming from Tora in the upcoming pages... ;D
(Response to The Warden and The Thief pg 10)
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