#Rat's Headcanon Folder🐀

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I bring more payday 2 headcanons!

-Bain isn't the only Watcher on the team, I wonder who else is a Watcher?

-Bile hates Twitch's voice

-Bile once had children (no I won't build more onto that just yet)

-Houston wanted to be a zoologist

-That dream died the day Dallas ran away to join the mafia, he had an alcoholic mother to take care of after all

-Once Sydney made a homemade firework for 4th of July, there was more then a few minor injuries

-Joy does glass painting as a hobby

-Watchers are aliens, but types of werewolves and a creature vaguely resembling a vampire from Russian folklore exist as well

-Heisters have died before on a job, resurrection and mind-wiping can be a pain sometimes

-Twitch really likes tater tots, like really really likes tater tots

-Bile never met bain as a child, nor even knew he existed, it wasn't until he was employed by Bain that learned about him

-Houston, unironically, likes the Fallout franchise, he has the Fallout cookbook

-Jonh Wick has taught Joy hand-to-hand, no regrets on his part. Many regrets from the others

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Fallout 4/New Vegas Headcannons #1

I headcannon:

That wastelanders have sharper teeth and stronger jawd due to evolution over the 200-or-some years since the bombs. Their teeth and jaw evolved to tear and chew tougher flesh as the radiation had affected the animals like brahmin and radstags to have tougher flesh.

(You can find any of my writing or headcannons in the tags, just look for the ones with "Rat's" in it)

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Whenever he was asked a question along the lines of "Why do you use the cocaine?"

He'd always reply by diverting the question or ignoring it.

He never liked to remember.

He never liked to be sober.

He always knew where the other bodies are whenever he wasn't high as a damn cloud.

And you know Jimmy.

He likes to run from his problems.

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Payday 2 headcannons!

Been having the brain rots lately, so here's a headcannon dump for all my favorite pd2 characters.

- Bain has a lisp, he's had it since he could speak. It appears when he says words with H, Y, or R

- Bile has seen Bain's face, more then once. He hasn't died yet, because who would kill their own nephew?

- Houston knows how to do make-up, don't ask.

- Jimmy dressed in drag one time and participated in a drag contest, he can't remember why, Houston was there. He's still amazed that Jimmy won the contest.

- Team Trouble -> Jimmy, Jacket, Sydney, Joy, Houston, Sokol, Wolf, with John Wick as the responsible adult.

- Bain wakes sometimes to watch and make sure his heisters are safe, even in death his own worry won't let him be.

- Vlad is married

- Locke is twice divorced

- Bain has "civilians" who help the gang. Their job? to act like hostages during particularly difficult or dangerous heists.

- Bain says his favorite color is blue, and the heisters think this is a lie, it isnt.

- Sokol and Dallas hooked up once, they were both drunk.

- Same thing happen to Houston and Hoxton, they were drunk and arguing.

Gender/Sexualites Headcannons

- Locke is Trans

-Joy is Genderfluid

-Houston is Bigender, Male and Genderneutral

-Vlad, Bain, Rust, Scarface, Duke, Jimmy, and Jacket are all Bisexual.

-Houston is also Pansexual

-Sydney is lesbian, everyone keeps forgetting this for some reason, she's also butch/masc female

Thanks for reading my shitty headcannons.

I might make more soon.

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Watchers are made out of stars (like outerspace n' shit), and sometimes, they will revert back to star form or a part of their body will revert.

Now hear me out, Jimmy, who knows everything and knows you can get high of star-dust....

Grounds up a piece of Star-shard from bain

And

FUCKING SNORTS IT :)

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@des-paa-cee-toeee this is what happens when you show me things, I get ideas.

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He hates traitors.

Always has.

When he was a heister, he worked with two others.

He still remembers that day, the day when he got the cold, hard truth about his line of work, shoved down his throat.

He remembers hearing the gun go off, and seeing it too.

He watched, unable to do anything but watch, as the youngest member's body was filled with lead bullets.

He remembers.

Killing the traitorous asshole he dared call "friend".

He remembers how he died, 13 stab wounds and a slice to the neck.

He didn't always hate people who betrayed others, sometimes it was for a good cause.

But since then?

Bain has always hated traitors.