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let's make that one more demon slayer haha - platonic ler rengoku and lee sanemi with 🧡 bestie: "now about that crush of yours..."
Ooo, Rengoku and Sanemi! I don't write for these two as a pair enough! I've gotcha covered, anon! :D (And a chance to throw in Sanegiyuu- AHH!)
Bestie: "Now, about that crush of yours..."
“Now.” Rengoku turned to Sanemi, something knowing entering his trademark smile. “About that crush of yours…”
The Wind Hashira froze, face flushing an impressive shade of red as he slowly turned his eyes on the other. “My WHAT?”
“That crush of yours! Don’t tell me you’re unaware of your own feelings, Shinazugawa.” He spoke as if he were stating a simple fact, sipping his tea while Sanemi stammered. “Tasty! Anyway- Tomioka.”
“What about him?” Sanemi said all too quickly, wincing. “Are you saying I have a crush on Tomioka?”
“Yes.” Rengoku nodded.
“What? What- what- no. No way.” Sanemi laughed, turning his still red face back towards the scenery. “How would you-”
“I’ve been around Kanroji for as long as I can remember.” Rengoku spoke wisely. “And she’s been in love with Iguro since they’ve met. Whenever I bring him up, she gets all red and can barely speak a word.” His eyes cut to the other, making Sanemi choke. “Funny enough, just like you right now.”
“I’m not-” Sanemi began, then he stopped. Clearing his throat, he ran a hand through his hair, searching for the words. “O-Okay…maybe I do…like Tomioka. What about it?”
“Oh? And here I thought I’d have to force it out of you.” Rengoku sounded a touch surprised. “Well- there goes half my plan.”
“I have a bad feeling I already know what the rest of it is.” Sanemi let out a tired sigh. “Go for it. It’s not like I can outrun you right now anyway.”
“You’re too kind, Shinazugawa!” Rengoku laughed, wasting no time as he grabbed Sanemi’s leg, squeezing gently as he watched the other crumble. “I’ll honor your request by lifting that spirit of yours!”
“Iihihihihi’m nohohohohoot dehehehheprrehehhehehehssed!” Sanemi grunted out through his growing giggles, grabbing at Rengoku’s wrist with one hand while trying to block the other, jumping when it relentlessly jabbed at his hip. “I juhhuuhust doohohon’t feheheheheel lihiihihke ruhuuhuuhnning!”
“Good- then I hope you feel up to talking!” Rengoku squeezed up his side, earning a rather sweet sounding squeak. “I’m a pretty good judge of character, you know.”
“Yohohoohohu dohoohohhon’t sahhahahahy?”
“I am! And I’m fairly observant.” Rengoku pulled his hands back, watching Sanemi double over with a gasp. “So I can say this with confidence that if you were to confess to Tomioka, he’d feel the same.”
The white haired man froze, eyes widening as he took in what Rengoku said. Something hopeful touched his eyes before he glared, sharpening his gaze. “You’re not fucking with me? This better not be a joke.”
“I don’t find humor in hurting my friends, Shinazugawa.”
“Right…I know you don’t.” Sanemi sighed, holding up a hand in apology. “Just…you mean it? You really think he likes me back?”
“I do.” Rengoku nodded. “How the event turns out, that’s for you to discover, but I’m pretty sure he feels the same way. At least, that’s the impression I got when I asked him myself.”
“Rengoku the matchmaker. No wonder Tengen’s got so many wives.” Sanemi laughed, his chest releasing as he stood. “Well, no time other than the present. Thanks, Ren…Kyojuro.”
“Of course, Sanemi.”
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