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ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING S04E07 - SPOILER ALERT
Valley of the Dolls Only Murders in the Building | S04E07 created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman
Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes. WS, Ha Avatar pic by Mitchell Turek
#OMitB#Only Murders in the Building#John Hoffman#Steve Martin#Martin Short#Selena Gomez#Charles-Haden Savage#Oliver Putnam#Mabel Mora#Michael Cyril Creighton#Jane Lynch#Shari Springer Berman#Robert Pulcini#Matteo Borghese#Rob Turbovsky#Meryl Streep#Zach Galifianakis#Eugene Levy#Eva Longoria#Desmin Borges#Richard Kind#Jason Kravits#Melissa McCarthy#Kumail Nanjiani#Lilian Rebelo#Daphne Rubin-Vega#Molly Shannon#Alberto Bonilla#Johnnie Walker
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have assorted whiteboardfox doodles, featuring the weird overlapping polycule , two touchstarved cats and their husband , some sleepy babies, cuphead shenanigans, and some glamrock nonsense.
for clarification on the 1st pic situ: Elise & Chris are hapilly married, Elise knew beforehand Dan came with the Chris package as a semi boyfriend that he might make out with sometimes, she doesn't rly mind. "Dan*" (or dayun as we call him around these parts) is desperately attempting to worm his way into getting the spot of Chris's boyfriend nr 2 but for now he's just a rly good friend to Chris and literally only Chris.
He's still got this weird fixation on Dan but nobody's sure if it's malicious, romantic, friendly or a secret fourth option we can't figure out. Dan Ker and Al are also happily married...... I have no idea where the heck Robert stands in this setup though. he's tired of all of us though.
#my art#self insert#dan vs#alan berman#alki#dan mandel#oreo ship#buddyshipping#cuddleshipping#pieshipping#dayun#chris pearson#elise pearson#cuphead boss sona#vague jerkshipping ?#still not sure what my stance is on jerkshipping#robert berman#rob's also there cus#I feel bad for leaving him out#idk where he stands in this polycule stuff#cuddlebuddyshipping#lots of ships wrapped into one row here
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Warning: this is a bit of a rant but..
Honestly the fact that anyone tries to argue otherwise is insanely stupid imo. It has ALWAYS been extremely clear that Roddenberry wasn’t only far ahead of his time but also very aware of the time in which he lived.
The only reason TOS didn’t have openly gay characters is because he knew it’d get his show taken off air and felt that he had enough of other very important messages to wait for the right time for that. Honestly I have a personal theory that all that subtext and intense queer undertones between Kirk and Spock were an attempt to covertly portray them as a couple. I haven’t seen anyone talk about that in-depth as of yet but I’m sure someone has done a deep dive on it. The subtext and energy between them feels to well poised to be a completely incidental theme especially since Gene knew people were writing gay fanfic of them and wanted that content.
I cannot express how much I despise Rick Berman’s interference with my favorite Star Trek series. I feel that they could’ve been so much better in so many ways if he could’ve just been kicked to the curb or at least consistently overruled like he deserved. I don’t particularly care that he was there to “ensure” the shows got aired without too much controversy, that man’s very obviously homophobic and pushed back against VERY LOUD AND OBVIOUS INTEREST in there being LGBT characters among the main cast and the audience. Johnathan Frakes ASKED to have Riker be depicted as being at least bisexual by changing his one love interest to identify as a man instead of a woman. Fans ASKED directly for gay characters, practically begged for it with Garak and Bashir, and Roddenberry himself said he wanted to include them BECAUSE IT WAS TIME TO DO SO.
All this is to say, I think Rick Berman might be a major factor in why so many people seem to have this bizarre idea that Star Trek isn’t supposed to be progressive media making commentary on complex social issues. He actively suppressed the voices and depictions of marginalized groups, especially queer representation, and I do genuinely think that was harmful to the show and its fans as well as the progression of LGBT acceptance at large. By trying to appeal to conservatives (why you would even want to with a premise like Star Trek is The Privilege Talking imo) he alienated a large portion of the already existing fan base and then continued to shove us aside in favor of keeping things “palatable enough” or whatever for television. He pandered to an audience that I feel the show wasn’t really meant to speak to, and now that audience seems to insist that older Trek just wasn’t progressive. The fact he succeeded Roddenberry is one of my biggest gripes with the franchise, and I think he actively made those series worse in a lot of ways. Many of which are ABUNDANTLY clear in Voyager imho. Who the Fuck decides to make a character that’s canonically TWO YEARS OLD DATE A 34 YEAR OLD????. I personally don’t really give a fuck that she’s considered an adult and fully grown by her people’s standards, there were better ways to go about that. In fact I found Kes’s relationship with Paris more compelling and less creepy than her relationship with Neelix. The age gap is extremely creepy to me and I personally don’t feel it was ever actually properly addressed (obligatory disclaimer that I have not gotten around to finishing Voyager. It legitimately just isn’t one of my super liked series so far and Chakotay as a character makes me want to throw things at concrete in anger) But it’s stuff like that and the ridiculousness of Seven of Nine’s costume being so tight that Jeri notoriously had problems being able to breathe in it that diminishes some of the intent and core messaging of the show, at least for me personally.
Anyways if you think trek is “too woke” or suddenly progressive you’re kind of stupid as fuck my guy and I’m not convinced we’re ever really paying attention to what media you were consuming. A lot of themes in earlier trek have become more commonly accepted up to present day, of course you’re not gunna look at the episodes that proclaim “Racism Bad” and “Save the Whales” and think of them as being necessarily progressive and radical ideas in our day and age. And guess what!! That’s because the show did its part to normalize that stuff!! Shocker!!
A reminder that Gene Roddenberry's intent of Star Trek was that it was always meant to be a commentary of modern society.
#star trek#gene roddenberry#ranting#rant#rick berman#it seriously annoys me that people even complain about this#go find a show that promotes your regressive ideas and leave my comfort media alone#we literally Do Not Want You Here#much of Star Trek couldn’t even be subtle to save its life with how blatantly some things are presented#like this is an open note test and you’re failing miserably and that’s SAD#i genuinely think Berman is the guy who really put his foot in the door in terms of allowing these people to come into this space and think#that it’s for them#i understand the show couldn’t be as brazen and straightforward as I’m sure Gene wanted it to be#he still had to work within the confines of the studio and Rick was there to facilitate that#HOWEVER his own biases and backwards thinking lead to some genuinely bad plot lines and many missed opportunities#like Ziyal? I like her as a character but I absolutely despise the forced romantic subplot they tried to wedge in there with Garak#you know#a man literally old enough to be her father#and very obviously not really into it?#all because they refused to budge even a little on Bashir and Garaks characters being romantically involved#in fact instead of just letting the fans have their implied romance they basically put them in a time out corner#like when a teacher separates you and your best friend in class because you have too much fun together#there were so many moments that also felt set up specifically to say fuck you to the gays tbh#Beverly having an opportunity to have essentially a trans love interest and denying us that at the very end was a dick move#couldn’t just have her say she loved Odan no matter what host she took?#like it was the VERY END of the episode you didn’t even have to make them kiss#genuinely feel like we’ve been robbed of so many good plots and better versions of released material
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A stoker's ditty. TITANIC at Gnycitycenter with the formidable Rob Berman on the stick.
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So for Nicktoons Re-Unite!, I wanna start the series off with a pilot movie, similar to what Samurai Jack and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends did.
You know, for the readers get a good feel for the characters and their dynamics.
And that movie will be called The Curse of El Pirata del Río!
The movie will see The Nicktoons and their pals heading to The Caribbean in Arnold's world to visit Miles and Stella's old friend Eduardo, who's receiving special award in his honor after discovering ruins of The Green-Eye People throughout the islands.
But unfortunately, this reunion goes south when the gang find themselves attacked and captured by a crew of undead pirates, led by Lasombra (returning from Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie).
In the time since his death, he's gone from a pirate of the river to a pirate of the seas.
And if you couldn't tell already.....he's also undead.
And ever since forming his crew, he's been terrorizing the seas, pillaging and plundering to his heart's content.
However, there are a couple of members who aren't undead.
Two of those being Coco LaBouche (returning from Rugrats in Paris) and Eric Golem Jr. (from Rocket Power: Beach Bandits), who have joined the crew at some point.
The reason for capturing the gang is because Eduardo holds a piece of an ancient map that leads to mysterious legendary artifact known as El Pulpo, which is said to hold untold phenomenal powers.
So now, The Nicktoons are on a high seas adventure across The Caribbean to find and gather the other pieces of the map before Lasombra and his crew does.
As for the voice cast, you can expect to see a good chunk of the character's original VAs coming back!
We've got.....
-Debi Derryberry as Jimmy Neutron
-Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants and Gary
-Janice Kawaye as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman
-Alanna Ubach as El Tigre/Manny Rivera
-Jason Marsden as Tak and Chester McBadBat
-E.G. Daily as Tommy Pickles
-Zane VanWicklyn as Arnold Shortman
-Richard Horvitz as Invader Zim
-Frank Welker as Goddard
-Rob Paulsen as Carl Wheezer
-Jeffery Garcia as Sheen Estevez
-Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex and Sandy Cheeks
-Candi Milo as Nick Dean
-Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax
-Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star
-Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles
-Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs
-Daran Norris as Cosmo
-Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda
-Gary LeRoi Gray as A.J.
-Grey Griffin as Tootie, Sam Manson and Frida Suárez
-Dionne Quan as Trixie Tang and Kimi Finister
-Colleen O'Shaughnessy as Jazz Fenton
-Cree Summer as Valerie Gray and Susie Carmichael
-Chad Doreck as Brad
-Audrey Wasilewski as Tuck
-Quinton Flynn as Sheldon
-Mae Whitman as Katara
-Jack DeSena as Sokka
-Jessie Flower as Toph Beifong
-Dante Basco as Zuko
-Jennie Kwan as Suki
-Dee Bradley Baker as Appa and Momo
-Carlos Alazraqui as Puma Loco, Señor Chappi and Eduardo
-Patrick Warburton as Lok
-Kari Wahlgren as Jeera
-John DiMaggio as Keeko
-Nancy Cartwright as Chuckie Finister
-Kath Soucie as Phil and Lil DeVille
-Cheryl Chase as Angelica Pickles
-Benjamin Christopher Flores Jr. as Gerald Johanssen
-Francesca Marie Smith as Helga G. Pataki
-Michael Bacall as Torvald
-Anndi McAfee as Phoebe Heyerdahl
-Justin Shenkarow as Harold Berman
-Jet Jurgensmeyer as Stinky
-Aiden Lewandowski as Sid
-Dan Castellaneta as Grandpa Phil Shortman
-Tress MacNeille as Grandma Gertie Shortman
-Craig Bartlett as Miles Shortman
-Antoinette Stella as Stella Shortman
-Rosearik Rikki Simons as GIR
-Alfred Molina as Lasombra
-Susan Sarandon as Coco LaBouche
-Mona Marshall as Eric Golem Jr.
As for the new voices, we've got....
-Kate Higgins as Timmy Turner and Poof
-Ben Diskin as Danny Fenton/Phantom
-Zeno Robinson as Tucker Foley
-Fred Tatasciore as Cujo
-Joshua Rush as Avatar Aang
-Asher Angel as Otto Rocket
-Abby Trott as Reggie Rocket
-Michael Cimino as Twister Rodriguez
-A.J. Beckles as Sam Dullard
And among the previous mentioned returning voices....
Jason Marsden is now voicing Dash Baxter, Grey Griffin as now voicing Dil Pickles, Dee Bradley Baker is now voicing Abner, Alanna Ubach is now voicing Paulina Sanchez, and Kari Wahlgren is now voicing Dani Fenton/Phantom.
Well that's all for now!
Let me you what you guys think about this upcoming pilot movie fanfic and what you hope to see from it.
Also, if you're wondering when it's gonna come out, it'll be something in June or July.
#nicktoons#nicktoons unite#nicktoons re unite#hey arnold#jimmy neutron boy genius#spongebob squarepants#the fairly oddparents#danny phantom#my life as a teenage robot#avatar the last airbender#el tigre the adventures of manny rivera#tak and the power of juju#all grown up#rocket power#movie fanfic#pilot movie#fanfic concept#swashbuckler#pirates#action/adventure#fancast
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Preach!!
The fact we could've had the messiest most amoral gay romance &/or divorce in Star trek history with garashir but were denied Andy and siddig locking lips cause of Berman's homophobia drives a rageful fire in me that knows no end. I hate that we were denied 🚬 snogging in the peak of star treks horny era
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THE END

Stats
I'm a bit of a goon for stats and lists, so as I close the book on this project, here are a few highlights.
Total word count: 181,231 Average review length: 497 words Longest review: 1,761 words (138: Various Artists // Experiments in Destiny) Shortest review: 131 words (303: Alice Coltrane // Journey in Satchidananda) Most reviewed decade: 1970s (110) Firstest review: Various Artists // Keep on Truckin' (1) Lastest review: Patti Smith // Horses (365) Middlest review: [TIE] Sandy Denny & the Strawbs // All Our Own Work (177) & Various Artists // The Paths of Pain: The CAIFE Label, Quito, 1960–68 (178) Age: 37 Wives left: 0

Twelve of my favourites
1: Various Artists // Keep on Truckin': How a series of TV commercials made Americans crazy for novelty truck driving songs.
32: The Who // Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy: A free, online personality quiz.
59: Nass El Ghiwane // Nass El Ghiwane: Moroccan legends, quibbling about hype stickers, and the gift of trances.
90: Joe Coleman // Infernal Machine: Exploring a well-remunerated "Outsider artist" and his fixation on serial killers (feat. the craziest picture disc I've ever seen).
92: Aquariana // Aquariana: Your introduction to Father Yod and the Source Family cult, plus some weirdo piano ballads.
179: Elvis Presley // The Sun Collection: I asked 17 of my friends (and my grandma) for their opinions on Elvis.
199: Zero Kama // Zero Kama: In 1983, Austrian Psychic TV-devotee Zoe DeWitt snuck into a charnel house and scavenged a pile of human bones, which she then fashioned into musical instruments. This is the music that resulted.
209: Rob Hertner // Bucky's Heartaches: I research a private press country record by a Texan expat in London, and unearth his life as a crackpot political figure in Britain and connections to a terrorist militia group.
227: Jim Sullivan // U.F.O.: A guide to six lesser-known private press folkies, prepared with the assistance of antiquarian D. John Christie.
256: Maria Tănase // I: Romania's answer to Edith Piaf, and a figure much in need of rediscovery.
270: Purple Mountains // Purple Mountains: On David Berman's last work, and writing through pain.
319: Gilbert Bécaud // Incroyablement: A lovestruck fool, but no dummy. Some thoughts on an irrepressible chansonnier.

These are so stupid
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Sonic: The virtual world of green hills:
4 kids, olgilvie, miles, Knux, amelia, with a symbol tattoo on their back of their hands who were trapped in a fantasy video game.
1. Ben Schwartz an actress from Parks and Recreation (2010–2015)
As Olgilvie/sonic (voice)
2. Colleen O'Shaughnessey an actress from Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) as Miles/tails (voice)
3. Idris Elba an actress from Beasts of No Nation (2015) as Knux/knuckles (voice)
4. Anna Kendrick an actress from Up in the Air (2009) as Amelia/amy (voice)
5. Ian Hanlin an actress from Angry Birds: Summer Madness (2022– ) As Terios/shadow (voice)
6. Scarlett Johansson an actress from Lost in Translation (2003)
As Anna "Marie"/rouge (voice)
7. Scott Adsit an actress from Big Hero 6 (2014) as E-100/omega (voice)
8. Cristo Fernández an actress from Ted Lasso (2020–2023) as Allan "Keith"/vector (voice)
9. Troy Baker an actress from The Last of Us (2013) as NA/espio (voice)
10. Alan Kim an actress from Minari (2020) as Charlemagne/charmy (voice)
11. Juliet Donenfeld an actress from The Big Show Show (2020– ) As Gabby "Kurimu"/cream (voice)
12. Like Nastya an actress from The Tiny Chef Show (2024– ) As Chīzu/cheese (voice)
13. Rachel Crow an actress from Deidra & Laney Rob a Train (2017)
As Jebediah "Sutikkusu"/sticks (voice)
14. Evantubehd an actress from The Fixits (2016) as Venice/silver (voice)
16. Frances Berry an actress from Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) as Lunar/blaze (voice)
15. Emma Berman an actress from
Luca (2021) as Cpt./marine (voice)
17. Isabela Merced an actress from Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) as Elara/tikal (voice)
18. Alyla Browne an actress from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
As Maria (voice)
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Supporters of #NoHostageLeftBehind Open Letter to Joe Biden - Part 2/2
Gabe Turner
Gail Berman
Gary Barber
Genevieve Angelson
Gideon Raff
Grant Singer
Greg Berlanti
Guy Nattiv
Hannah Fidell
Hannah Graf
Harlan Coben
Harold Brown
Henrietta Conrad
Howard Gordon
Iain Morris
Imran Ahmed
Inbar Lavi
Jackie Sandler
Jake Graf
Jake Kasdan
Jamie Ray Newman
Jaron Varsano
Jason Fuchs
Jason Biggs & Jenny Mollen Biggs
Jason Segel
JD Lifshitz
Jeff Rake
Jen Joel
Jeremy Piven
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Jesse Sisgold
Jill Littman
Jody Gerson
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Joe Quinn
Joe Russo
Joe Tippett
Joel Fields
John Landgraf
Jon Bernthal
Jon Glickman
Jon Liebman
Jonathan Baruch
Jonathan Groff
Jonathan Tropper
Jonathan Marc Sherman
Jonathan Steinberg
Jonathan Tisch
Josh Goldstine
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Josh Grode
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Julie Greenwald
Karen Pollock
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Kevin Kane
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Kitao Sakurai
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Laurence Mark
Laurie David
Lee Eisenberg
Leslie Siebert
Leo Pearlman
Limor Gott
Lina Esco
Liz Garbus
Lizanne Rosenstein
Lizzie Tisch
Lorraine Schwartz
Lynn Harris
Lyor Cohen
Mandana Dayani
Maria Dizzia
Mara Buxbaum
Marc Webb
Marco Perego
Mark Feuerstein
Mark Shedletsky
Mark Scheinberg
Mathew Rosengart
Matt Lucas
Matt Miller
Matthew Bronfman
Matthew Hiltzik
Matti Leshem
Dame Maureen Lipman
Max Mutchnik
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Mimi Leder
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Noreena Hertz
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Oran Zegman
Pasha Kovalev
Paul Haas
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Rachel Riley
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Rebecca Mall
Reinaldo Marcus Green
Rich Statter
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Rick Hoffman
Rick Rosen
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Rob Rinder
Roger Birnbaum
Roger Green
Rosie O'Donnell
Ryan Feldman
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Sarah Bremner
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Scott Tenley
Seth Oster
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Scott Neustadter
Shannon Watts
Shari Redstone
Sharon Jackson
Shauna Perlman
Shawn Levy
Sheila Nevins
Simon Sebag Montefiore
Simon Tikhman
Skylar Astin
Stacey Snider
Stephen Fry
Steve Agee
Steve Rifkind
Susanna Felleman
Susie Arons
Todd Lieberman
Todd Moscowitz
Todd Waldman
Tom Freston
Tom Werner
Tomer Capone
Tracy Ann Oberman
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Yamanieka Saunders
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Smoking on that shit that made Armin shim a man. That shit that deforested Kelley. That shit that made Gene rob a berry. Shaking my ass in a problematic style call me Thicc Berman.
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I Eat Men Like Air by Alice Berman

Book Summary:
A lavish, snowy weekend in New Hampshire ends in tragedy - and, a few months later, one of the party-goers is found dead. As famed podcaster Tyler Carroll tries to discover the truth around Alex Sable's dramatic death, he turns to the native Upper East Siders who knew the billionaire's son best. Each of the six people Tyler is investigating has something to hide, and each has chosen a wildly different path: Lulu is an LA influencer, Maxie a Park Avenue Princess turned Chicago housewife, Will a status-obsessed lawyer, Rob a money-hungry trader, Yael a not-so-innocent ER doctor, and Alex himself a party boy with a penchant for darker trouble than even his friends knew. With the shadow of a fifteen-year-old crime hanging over Alex's life, Tyler delves deeply into the complex past that seems almost to have disappeared from memory, hoping to find any answers around who Alex was, alive and dead.
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Review:
In Berman’s mystery novel, a true-crime podcaster immerses himself in the overprivileged world of a “despicable lot” after a member of the group dies in an apparent suicide.
Police detective Sean Strickland is assigned to the case of Alex Sable, the 30-year-old son of a billionaire who apparently committed suicide in the bathroom at his best friend’s wedding: “Of all times to kill yourself! It’s very selfish,” the wedding planner rails. “The best man. Do you know anyone who would do something like that?” Tyler, a popular podcaster who’s come to this part of New England to investigate the fentanyl epidemic, has questions and increasing suspicions about Alex’s death, which Strickland says could be suicide but also could be an accident or a homicide. Tyler talks with members of the wedding party and Alex’s friends, including Will and Jessica, the shattered bride and groom; famed Instagram influencer Lulu Swanson; Alex’s former high school classmate Maxie Stein-Golden; Rob, a trader, who’s “always just a few seconds late, a few meters short, a few words off”; and Yael, a “perfectly nice” doctor. Through these interactions, Tyler unearths the inevitable secrets and scandals that bind the group together and threaten to tear their lives apart. As Alex’s life comes more into focus, the question of whether his death was self-inflicted or inflicted by another remains elusive. Berman’s debut novel is an instantly addictive read. “Tyler found Alex Sable three hours after he had been declared dead” is the kind of opening upon which entire TV series have been launched, and the large cast of characters mostly avoids falling into whodunit clichés; Lulu, for example, makes Tyler “unnerved” when he finds his assumptions to be flawed: “She looked like she should say like every ten seconds and instead she dropped words like expound and maudlin.” Berman also drops in some fine literary references; the book’s title, for instance, comes from a Sylvia Plath poem. More Metropolitan than Gossip Girl, this novel makes for an entertaining spin on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s famous line that “the very rich…are different than you and me."
An intriguing whodunit with richly drawn characters.
Kirkus Review
About the Author:
Alice Berman is the New York City-based author of ��I Eat Men Like Air." Hailing from Washington, D.C., Berman attended Choate Rosemary Hall in Connecticut and graduated with a degree in English Literature from the University of Pennsylvania.
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[ID: 16 gifs from Psych, one for each episode of season 2. Each gif has the episode title, writer(s), and director.
1: Shawn and Gus perform on stage dressed as Roland Orzabal and Michael Jackson, respectively.
Title: american duos; Written by Steve Franks & James Roday; Directed by John Landis
2: Shawn opens the mouth of a full-size papier-mâché t-rex head that he's wearing on his shoulders.
Title: 65 million years off; Written by Steve Franks; Directed by Tim Matheson
3: U.S. Treasury Agent Lars Ewing holds a dollar bill up for the SBPD team to see.
Title: psy vs. psy; Written by Andy Berman; Directed by Mel Damski
4: Shawn and Gus scream at a dead body in a car.
Title: zero to murder in sixty seconds; Written by Saladin K. Patterson; Directed by Stephen Surjik
5: Shawn talks to a horse.
Title: and down the stretch comes murder; Written by Josh Bycel; Directed by Michael Zinberg
6: Gus makes a disgusted face and pretends to have a vision in front of his uncle, Burton, and Shawn.
Title: meat is murder, but murder is also murder; Written by Daniel Hsia; Directed by Eric Laneuville
7: Shawn underlines the word "Phsysics" on a blackboard.
Title: if you're so smart, then why are you dead?; Written by Anupam Nigam; Directed by Arlene Sanford
8: Chief Vick falls asleep at her desk, then she jerks awake.
Title: rob-a-bye baby; Written by Tami Sagher; Directed by Paul Lazarus
9: Shawn and Gus both make exaggerated "ooo" faces.
Title: bounty hunters!; Written by Andy Berman; Directed by John Badham
10: Shawn and Gus look at each other after giving Buzz McNab a BB gun, Shawn is wearing a Santa hat.
Title: gus' dad may have killed an old guy; Written by Saladin K. Patterson; Directed by Byoz Scott
11: College-aged Gus flirts with Mira at a tropical bar.
Title: there's something about mira; Written by Josh Bycel & Daniel Hsia; Directed by Joanna Kerns
12: Gus and Shawn flank Henry, who is dressed as an older man.
Title: the old and the restless; Written by Anupam Nigam; Directed by Jason Ensler
13: Shawn kisses an actress on set of a telenovela.
Title: lights, camera... homicidio; Written by Andy Berman; Directed by Matt Shakman
14: Shawn is applauded by blue-robed Monarch Lodge members.
Title: dis-lodged; Written by Tim Meltreger; Directed by Mel Damski
15: Shawn and Gus stand in line to get into a club, speaking to someone off screen.
Title: black and tan: a crime of fashion; Written by Steve Franks & James Roday
16: Shawn and Gus step forward cautiously, each holding a flashlight. Gus also has a baseball bat.
Title: shawn (and gus) of the dead; Written by Steve Franks; Directed by Steve Franks
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psych: season 2 (2007)
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Every day, stories about celebrities living their best lives surface, giving the rest of us a serious case of FOMO. It goes without saying that stars pull in the big bucks, and that affords them all the fun and frivolous things that we’re not-so-secretly jealous about. But you know what really gives us a case of covet? The fact that the children of those celebs are also more affluent than the average working adult. So, we decided to take a look at some of the richest celebrity kids in Hollywood (and a few little royals, in Kensington Palace). Think about it: These kids have access to the kind of money that most of us only ever dreamed of in the Richie Rich version of our lives — you know, the alternate reality you imagined as a child where you lived in a mansion, practically had a swimming pool full of crispy 100 dollar bills and could always buy every high-tech toy before it hit the market. Still waiting on that to pan out? Yeah, us too. However, thanks to their parents’ fame, celebrity offspring really do have the kind of endless checking accounts 12-year-old-you dreamed of. (Oh, who are we kidding? We still dream about that.) If it makes you feel any better, some of these celebrity mini-mes are forging their own path into fame and already making their own bank. From Hollywood royalty like Suri Cruise to actual royalty like Kate Middleton and Prince William’s three, here are some of the richest celebrity kids. A version of this article was previously published in July 2020. Monroe & Moroccan Cannon Image Credit: Chelsea Lauren/Variety. With parents as charismatic as Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, we feel confident that twins Monroe and Moroccan Cannon could very well become famous of their own accord one day. For now, though, they’re well taken care of by their wealthy mom and dad. Iconic songstress and entrepreneur that she is, Carey’s net worth sits at $350 million, while dad Cannon’s comes in at $50 million. Their net worth is around $20 million each, per Biography. Max Bratman & Summer Rutler Image Credit: Rob Latour/Variety. When your mom drops a reported $35,000 on your nursery, you know you’re a kid who’s “well-off.” Such is the case with Max Bratman, whose mom is pop icon Christina Aguilera, worth an estimated $160 million, and whose dad is a music producer and former partner Jordan Bratman, worth roughly $15 million. The same can be said for Aguilera’s other child, Summer Rutler, her child with her current fiance Matt Rutler. It’s unclear what Summer’s is, but Max’s is allegedly around $5 million. Skyler & Kaius Berman Image Credit: Aurora Rose/WWD. Have you seen how precious Rachel Zoe’s sons Skyler and Kaius are? We die! That’s not all these budding style superstars (Skyler has a designer bag collection worth swooning over) have going for them, either. Their fashion stylist mom has an estimated net worth of $30 million, so these two will likely amass an impressive closet full of upscale labels before their teen years. Their net worths are allegedly round $5 million each, at most, as of 2025. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz & Harper Beckham Image Credit: David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images. UK sweethearts David and Victoria Beckham don’t try to hide the fact that they adore their kids. They take them on cool trips, give them incredible gifts (we’re still jealous of all the Harry Potter Lego worlds dad David has been helping to build), throw them $200,000 birthday parties. And, hey, if they want to indulge their kids, why not? They’re both worth an estimated $450 million, so they’ve got the goods to back it up. Brooklyn’s net worth is around $10 million, Romeo’s is around $5 million, Cruz’s net worth is around $5 million to $13 million, and Harper’s is seemingly around $1.5 million. Kingston, Zuma, & Apollo Rossdale Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic. First of all, these three pretty much hit the parenting jackpot with Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Their mom is, well, Gwen Stefani, and their dad is an actual rockstar. How cool can you get? But they’ve also hit the literal jackpot when you think about it. Stefani’s net worth is $160 million and Rossdale’s is $45 million. Plus, the boys are being co-parented these days by their mom’s new husband Blake Shelton — and he’s probably kicking in some of his estimated $130 million net worth. It’s unclear what each of their net worths are, but we can imagine it’s quite high. Archie & Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor Image Credit: Getty Images Ms. Foundation for Over the course of roughly two years, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have added to their precious little family with Archie and Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor! Since taking a step back from duties as senior members of the royal family, Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, have gone into new business ventures. Thanks to deals with Spotify and Netflix, Meghan and Harry have a combined net worth of $120 million, with each boasting $60 million. Per TheThings, it’s believed their children each have a net worth of around $10 million. Maximilian & Emme Muniz Image Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images. Actress, singer, dancer, fashion designer, TV producer, entrepreneur, businesswoman… you name it, and Jennifer Lopez probably does it. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe her net worth isn’t more than $400 million based on her constantly growing resume. Still, $400 million is amazing. When paired with ex-husband Marc Anthony’s estimated net worth of $80 million, their kids’ Max and Emme’s future kingdom sits at roughly half a billion. But, per Life and Style Magazine, the kids’ net worths are allegedly at least $1 million each. Stormi Webster Image Credit: Getty Images for MRC Young mama Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were able to keep the birth and pregnancy of their baby girl, Stormi Webster, a secret. What’s not so secret is that they are definitely ensuring that Stormi has a lot to work with in life. As a reality TV star and makeup mogul, Jenner has an estimated worth of $700 million. Scott, a rapper and music mogul, boasts roughly $80 million. Per Career Addict, their eldest child, Stormi, has a net worth of around $3 million, but it’;s unclear what Aire’s is. Alexis Olympia & Adira Ohanian Image Credit: Getty Images When your dad is the co-founder of Reddit and a tech entrepreneur and your mom is one of the greatest tennis players and athletes of all time, along with being a fashion mogul, you should pretty much be set for life. Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. is truly the apple of her parents’ eyes. Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian totally dote on little Olympia, and they’ve definitely ensured she’s set for the future. Williams’ net worth is estimated at a cool $300 million, while Ohanian’s is $150 million. North, Saint, Chicago, & Psalm West Image Credit: WWD. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm West are living the high life. Are you ready for this? As of 2025, dad Kanye’s net worth is a reported $400 million thanks to his award-winning music and fashion ventures. Then there’s Kim, whose net worth is now at $1.7 billion. And, TBH, that number only stands to spike exponentially in coming years. In addition to her role on The Kardashians, Kimmie stays busy with her growing lifestyle empire that includes an app, fragrances, makeup and her super-popular SKIMS line. They each reportedly have a net worth around $40 million each. Blue Ivy, Rumi & Sir Carter Image Credit: Jose Carlos Fajardo/MediaNews Group/The Mercury News via Getty Images. We all know the eldest of the Knowles-Carter kids is a little boss (and the twins are already following in their big sister Blue Ivy’s footsteps). They bid on pricey works of art at auction. They have their own staff, including a personal stylist, chef, and bodyguards. And all of that is barely a drop in the bucket for their loaded parents — mom Beyonce has an estimated net worth of $600 million, with dad Jay-Z coming in at a cool $2 billion. Per Slingo, Blue Ivy’s net worth is around $167 million, with her two younger siblings also being around that big number as well. Paris Jackson Image Credit: Rich Polk for Variety. As the daughter of late musician Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson’s life has never exactly been ordinary. But it was thrown into major chaos in 2009 when her dad unexpectedly passed away. In the time since, Paris has grown into a beautiful young adult who models, acts and occasionally speaks out about mental health issues. Paris has an estimated net worth of $150 million. Lourdes Leon Image Credit: WWD. If we’re really being honest, it’s sort of hard to believe that Madonna’s eldest child Lourdes is all grown up and into the modeling industry. We’ve watched her grow up before our very eyes! What’s even cooler is that Lourdes isn’t keen on living off of her iconic mom’s estimated $850 million net worth — she’s investing in her future with collaborations with Stella McCartney, Adidas, and more. As of 2025, Leon’s net worth if $4 million. Suri Cruise Image Credit: Photo by Kevin Kane/WireImage. When your dad is Tom Cruise and your mom is Katie Holmes, you’re pretty much set for life. Granted, Suri reportedly doesn’t have much of a relationship with her dad anymore. However, it’s assumed she still see some of his $600 million net worth. Then there’s mama Katie, whose net worth of $25 million is nothing to balk at. With numbers like that, it’s little wonder that Celebrity Net Worth speculates that Suri’s own net worth is half a mil. Jaden & Willow Smith Image Credit: Swan Gallet/WWD. You know what we love about Willow and Jaden Smith? They actually rejected their parents’ nepotism in the beginning. When Jada and Will pushed their kids toward fame, Willow and Jaden pushed back. They forged their own paths. Today, Jaden is an actor, singer and humanitarian. Sis Willow is also a musician, and she formerly co-hosted her mom’s Facebook Watch series Red Table Talk. But even if these two didn’t work, they’d fare fine — Jada has an estimated net worth of $50 million and Will’s is $350 million. As of 2025, Jaden already boasts a net worth on his own of $8 million with Willow’s being close behind at a net worth of $6 million. Valentina Paloma Pinault Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety. It’s one thing to have actress Salma Hayek as your mother. On her own, Hayek has an estimated net worth of $200 million. But Valentina Pinault has a one-two punch of parental wealth — her dad is French businessman Franςois-Henri Pinault, and he’s worth an estimated $7 billion! Couple that with the fact that Valentina looks just like her mom, and she’s pretty much winning all around. Per the Richest, Valentina has a net worth of around $12 million. Prince George, Princess Charlotte, & Prince Louis Image Credit: Aaron Chown - WPA Pool/Getty Images. While Hollywood’s future generations are sitting pretty when it comes to inheritance, they may not be able to hold a candle to Britain’s mini-monarchy. Namely, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. On paper, dad Prince William is worth an estimated $120 million and mom Kate Middleton an estimated $10 million. It’s more complex than that, though. The royal family rules over sixteen realms and, as such, their wealth is a lot like an iceberg: What we see on the surface probably only hints at what’s beneath. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each royal kiddo’s net worth is around $500 thousand. Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John & Phoebe Adele Gates Image Credit: Photo by fotopress/Getty Images When you have Melinda and Bill Gates as parents, it’s safe to say you’re set for life. Despite keeping a low profile over the years, Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John and Phoebe Adele Gates come from two of the wealthiest people in the world. With their father Bill’s net worth of $160 Billion and their mother Melinda’s net worth of $13 Billion, they never have to worry about finances. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each of the kids already has a net worth of $20 million. Dannielynn Birkhead Larry Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million, and the late Anna Nicole Smith’s net worth is around $1 million as of 2025. Also, their daughter Dannielynn Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million like her dad, per Celebrity Net Worth. Bindi Irwin & Robert Irwin Image Credit: ©Disney+/Courtesy Everett Collection Parents Steve Irwin and Terri Irwin have a combined net worth of $20 million, and then their kids, Bindi Irwin and Robert Irwin have a net worth of $3 million each, per Celebrity Net Worth. Source link
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Every day, stories about celebrities living their best lives surface, giving the rest of us a serious case of FOMO. It goes without saying that stars pull in the big bucks, and that affords them all the fun and frivolous things that we’re not-so-secretly jealous about. But you know what really gives us a case of covet? The fact that the children of those celebs are also more affluent than the average working adult. So, we decided to take a look at some of the richest celebrity kids in Hollywood (and a few little royals, in Kensington Palace). Think about it: These kids have access to the kind of money that most of us only ever dreamed of in the Richie Rich version of our lives — you know, the alternate reality you imagined as a child where you lived in a mansion, practically had a swimming pool full of crispy 100 dollar bills and could always buy every high-tech toy before it hit the market. Still waiting on that to pan out? Yeah, us too. However, thanks to their parents’ fame, celebrity offspring really do have the kind of endless checking accounts 12-year-old-you dreamed of. (Oh, who are we kidding? We still dream about that.) If it makes you feel any better, some of these celebrity mini-mes are forging their own path into fame and already making their own bank. From Hollywood royalty like Suri Cruise to actual royalty like Kate Middleton and Prince William’s three, here are some of the richest celebrity kids. A version of this article was previously published in July 2020. Monroe & Moroccan Cannon Image Credit: Chelsea Lauren/Variety. With parents as charismatic as Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, we feel confident that twins Monroe and Moroccan Cannon could very well become famous of their own accord one day. For now, though, they’re well taken care of by their wealthy mom and dad. Iconic songstress and entrepreneur that she is, Carey’s net worth sits at $350 million, while dad Cannon’s comes in at $50 million. Their net worth is around $20 million each, per Biography. Max Bratman & Summer Rutler Image Credit: Rob Latour/Variety. When your mom drops a reported $35,000 on your nursery, you know you’re a kid who’s “well-off.” Such is the case with Max Bratman, whose mom is pop icon Christina Aguilera, worth an estimated $160 million, and whose dad is a music producer and former partner Jordan Bratman, worth roughly $15 million. The same can be said for Aguilera’s other child, Summer Rutler, her child with her current fiance Matt Rutler. It’s unclear what Summer’s is, but Max’s is allegedly around $5 million. Skyler & Kaius Berman Image Credit: Aurora Rose/WWD. Have you seen how precious Rachel Zoe’s sons Skyler and Kaius are? We die! That’s not all these budding style superstars (Skyler has a designer bag collection worth swooning over) have going for them, either. Their fashion stylist mom has an estimated net worth of $30 million, so these two will likely amass an impressive closet full of upscale labels before their teen years. Their net worths are allegedly round $5 million each, at most, as of 2025. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz & Harper Beckham Image Credit: David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images. UK sweethearts David and Victoria Beckham don’t try to hide the fact that they adore their kids. They take them on cool trips, give them incredible gifts (we’re still jealous of all the Harry Potter Lego worlds dad David has been helping to build), throw them $200,000 birthday parties. And, hey, if they want to indulge their kids, why not? They’re both worth an estimated $450 million, so they’ve got the goods to back it up. Brooklyn’s net worth is around $10 million, Romeo’s is around $5 million, Cruz’s net worth is around $5 million to $13 million, and Harper’s is seemingly around $1.5 million. Kingston, Zuma, & Apollo Rossdale Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic. First of all, these three pretty much hit the parenting jackpot with Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Their mom is, well, Gwen Stefani, and their dad is an actual rockstar. How cool can you get? But they’ve also hit the literal jackpot when you think about it. Stefani’s net worth is $160 million and Rossdale’s is $45 million. Plus, the boys are being co-parented these days by their mom’s new husband Blake Shelton — and he’s probably kicking in some of his estimated $130 million net worth. It’s unclear what each of their net worths are, but we can imagine it’s quite high. Archie & Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor Image Credit: Getty Images Ms. Foundation for Over the course of roughly two years, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have added to their precious little family with Archie and Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor! Since taking a step back from duties as senior members of the royal family, Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, have gone into new business ventures. Thanks to deals with Spotify and Netflix, Meghan and Harry have a combined net worth of $120 million, with each boasting $60 million. Per TheThings, it’s believed their children each have a net worth of around $10 million. Maximilian & Emme Muniz Image Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images. Actress, singer, dancer, fashion designer, TV producer, entrepreneur, businesswoman… you name it, and Jennifer Lopez probably does it. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe her net worth isn’t more than $400 million based on her constantly growing resume. Still, $400 million is amazing. When paired with ex-husband Marc Anthony’s estimated net worth of $80 million, their kids’ Max and Emme’s future kingdom sits at roughly half a billion. But, per Life and Style Magazine, the kids’ net worths are allegedly at least $1 million each. Stormi Webster Image Credit: Getty Images for MRC Young mama Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were able to keep the birth and pregnancy of their baby girl, Stormi Webster, a secret. What’s not so secret is that they are definitely ensuring that Stormi has a lot to work with in life. As a reality TV star and makeup mogul, Jenner has an estimated worth of $700 million. Scott, a rapper and music mogul, boasts roughly $80 million. Per Career Addict, their eldest child, Stormi, has a net worth of around $3 million, but it’;s unclear what Aire’s is. Alexis Olympia & Adira Ohanian Image Credit: Getty Images When your dad is the co-founder of Reddit and a tech entrepreneur and your mom is one of the greatest tennis players and athletes of all time, along with being a fashion mogul, you should pretty much be set for life. Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. is truly the apple of her parents’ eyes. Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian totally dote on little Olympia, and they’ve definitely ensured she’s set for the future. Williams’ net worth is estimated at a cool $300 million, while Ohanian’s is $150 million. North, Saint, Chicago, & Psalm West Image Credit: WWD. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm West are living the high life. Are you ready for this? As of 2025, dad Kanye’s net worth is a reported $400 million thanks to his award-winning music and fashion ventures. Then there’s Kim, whose net worth is now at $1.7 billion. And, TBH, that number only stands to spike exponentially in coming years. In addition to her role on The Kardashians, Kimmie stays busy with her growing lifestyle empire that includes an app, fragrances, makeup and her super-popular SKIMS line. They each reportedly have a net worth around $40 million each. Blue Ivy, Rumi & Sir Carter Image Credit: Jose Carlos Fajardo/MediaNews Group/The Mercury News via Getty Images. We all know the eldest of the Knowles-Carter kids is a little boss (and the twins are already following in their big sister Blue Ivy’s footsteps). They bid on pricey works of art at auction. They have their own staff, including a personal stylist, chef, and bodyguards. And all of that is barely a drop in the bucket for their loaded parents — mom Beyonce has an estimated net worth of $600 million, with dad Jay-Z coming in at a cool $2 billion. Per Slingo, Blue Ivy’s net worth is around $167 million, with her two younger siblings also being around that big number as well. Paris Jackson Image Credit: Rich Polk for Variety. As the daughter of late musician Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson’s life has never exactly been ordinary. But it was thrown into major chaos in 2009 when her dad unexpectedly passed away. In the time since, Paris has grown into a beautiful young adult who models, acts and occasionally speaks out about mental health issues. Paris has an estimated net worth of $150 million. Lourdes Leon Image Credit: WWD. If we’re really being honest, it’s sort of hard to believe that Madonna’s eldest child Lourdes is all grown up and into the modeling industry. We’ve watched her grow up before our very eyes! What’s even cooler is that Lourdes isn’t keen on living off of her iconic mom’s estimated $850 million net worth — she’s investing in her future with collaborations with Stella McCartney, Adidas, and more. As of 2025, Leon’s net worth if $4 million. Suri Cruise Image Credit: Photo by Kevin Kane/WireImage. When your dad is Tom Cruise and your mom is Katie Holmes, you’re pretty much set for life. Granted, Suri reportedly doesn’t have much of a relationship with her dad anymore. However, it’s assumed she still see some of his $600 million net worth. Then there’s mama Katie, whose net worth of $25 million is nothing to balk at. With numbers like that, it’s little wonder that Celebrity Net Worth speculates that Suri’s own net worth is half a mil. Jaden & Willow Smith Image Credit: Swan Gallet/WWD. You know what we love about Willow and Jaden Smith? They actually rejected their parents’ nepotism in the beginning. When Jada and Will pushed their kids toward fame, Willow and Jaden pushed back. They forged their own paths. Today, Jaden is an actor, singer and humanitarian. Sis Willow is also a musician, and she formerly co-hosted her mom’s Facebook Watch series Red Table Talk. But even if these two didn’t work, they’d fare fine — Jada has an estimated net worth of $50 million and Will’s is $350 million. As of 2025, Jaden already boasts a net worth on his own of $8 million with Willow’s being close behind at a net worth of $6 million. Valentina Paloma Pinault Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety. It’s one thing to have actress Salma Hayek as your mother. On her own, Hayek has an estimated net worth of $200 million. But Valentina Pinault has a one-two punch of parental wealth — her dad is French businessman Franςois-Henri Pinault, and he’s worth an estimated $7 billion! Couple that with the fact that Valentina looks just like her mom, and she’s pretty much winning all around. Per the Richest, Valentina has a net worth of around $12 million. Prince George, Princess Charlotte, & Prince Louis Image Credit: Aaron Chown - WPA Pool/Getty Images. While Hollywood’s future generations are sitting pretty when it comes to inheritance, they may not be able to hold a candle to Britain’s mini-monarchy. Namely, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. On paper, dad Prince William is worth an estimated $120 million and mom Kate Middleton an estimated $10 million. It’s more complex than that, though. The royal family rules over sixteen realms and, as such, their wealth is a lot like an iceberg: What we see on the surface probably only hints at what’s beneath. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each royal kiddo’s net worth is around $500 thousand. Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John & Phoebe Adele Gates Image Credit: Photo by fotopress/Getty Images When you have Melinda and Bill Gates as parents, it’s safe to say you’re set for life. Despite keeping a low profile over the years, Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John and Phoebe Adele Gates come from two of the wealthiest people in the world. With their father Bill’s net worth of $160 Billion and their mother Melinda’s net worth of $13 Billion, they never have to worry about finances. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each of the kids already has a net worth of $20 million. Dannielynn Birkhead Larry Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million, and the late Anna Nicole Smith’s net worth is around $1 million as of 2025. Also, their daughter Dannielynn Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million like her dad, per Celebrity Net Worth. Bindi Irwin & Robert Irwin Image Credit: ©Disney+/Courtesy Everett Collection Parents Steve Irwin and Terri Irwin have a combined net worth of $20 million, and then their kids, Bindi Irwin and Robert Irwin have a net worth of $3 million each, per Celebrity Net Worth. Source link
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Every day, stories about celebrities living their best lives surface, giving the rest of us a serious case of FOMO. It goes without saying that stars pull in the big bucks, and that affords them all the fun and frivolous things that we’re not-so-secretly jealous about. But you know what really gives us a case of covet? The fact that the children of those celebs are also more affluent than the average working adult. So, we decided to take a look at some of the richest celebrity kids in Hollywood (and a few little royals, in Kensington Palace). Think about it: These kids have access to the kind of money that most of us only ever dreamed of in the Richie Rich version of our lives — you know, the alternate reality you imagined as a child where you lived in a mansion, practically had a swimming pool full of crispy 100 dollar bills and could always buy every high-tech toy before it hit the market. Still waiting on that to pan out? Yeah, us too. However, thanks to their parents’ fame, celebrity offspring really do have the kind of endless checking accounts 12-year-old-you dreamed of. (Oh, who are we kidding? We still dream about that.) If it makes you feel any better, some of these celebrity mini-mes are forging their own path into fame and already making their own bank. From Hollywood royalty like Suri Cruise to actual royalty like Kate Middleton and Prince William’s three, here are some of the richest celebrity kids. A version of this article was previously published in July 2020. Monroe & Moroccan Cannon Image Credit: Chelsea Lauren/Variety. With parents as charismatic as Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, we feel confident that twins Monroe and Moroccan Cannon could very well become famous of their own accord one day. For now, though, they’re well taken care of by their wealthy mom and dad. Iconic songstress and entrepreneur that she is, Carey’s net worth sits at $350 million, while dad Cannon’s comes in at $50 million. Their net worth is around $20 million each, per Biography. Max Bratman & Summer Rutler Image Credit: Rob Latour/Variety. When your mom drops a reported $35,000 on your nursery, you know you’re a kid who’s “well-off.” Such is the case with Max Bratman, whose mom is pop icon Christina Aguilera, worth an estimated $160 million, and whose dad is a music producer and former partner Jordan Bratman, worth roughly $15 million. The same can be said for Aguilera’s other child, Summer Rutler, her child with her current fiance Matt Rutler. It’s unclear what Summer’s is, but Max’s is allegedly around $5 million. Skyler & Kaius Berman Image Credit: Aurora Rose/WWD. Have you seen how precious Rachel Zoe’s sons Skyler and Kaius are? We die! That’s not all these budding style superstars (Skyler has a designer bag collection worth swooning over) have going for them, either. Their fashion stylist mom has an estimated net worth of $30 million, so these two will likely amass an impressive closet full of upscale labels before their teen years. Their net worths are allegedly round $5 million each, at most, as of 2025. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz & Harper Beckham Image Credit: David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images. UK sweethearts David and Victoria Beckham don’t try to hide the fact that they adore their kids. They take them on cool trips, give them incredible gifts (we’re still jealous of all the Harry Potter Lego worlds dad David has been helping to build), throw them $200,000 birthday parties. And, hey, if they want to indulge their kids, why not? They’re both worth an estimated $450 million, so they’ve got the goods to back it up. Brooklyn’s net worth is around $10 million, Romeo’s is around $5 million, Cruz’s net worth is around $5 million to $13 million, and Harper’s is seemingly around $1.5 million. Kingston, Zuma, & Apollo Rossdale Image Credit: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic. First of all, these three pretty much hit the parenting jackpot with Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Their mom is, well, Gwen Stefani, and their dad is an actual rockstar. How cool can you get? But they’ve also hit the literal jackpot when you think about it. Stefani’s net worth is $160 million and Rossdale’s is $45 million. Plus, the boys are being co-parented these days by their mom’s new husband Blake Shelton — and he’s probably kicking in some of his estimated $130 million net worth. It’s unclear what each of their net worths are, but we can imagine it’s quite high. Archie & Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor Image Credit: Getty Images Ms. Foundation for Over the course of roughly two years, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have added to their precious little family with Archie and Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor! Since taking a step back from duties as senior members of the royal family, Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, have gone into new business ventures. Thanks to deals with Spotify and Netflix, Meghan and Harry have a combined net worth of $120 million, with each boasting $60 million. Per TheThings, it’s believed their children each have a net worth of around $10 million. Maximilian & Emme Muniz Image Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images. Actress, singer, dancer, fashion designer, TV producer, entrepreneur, businesswoman… you name it, and Jennifer Lopez probably does it. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe her net worth isn’t more than $400 million based on her constantly growing resume. Still, $400 million is amazing. When paired with ex-husband Marc Anthony’s estimated net worth of $80 million, their kids’ Max and Emme’s future kingdom sits at roughly half a billion. But, per Life and Style Magazine, the kids’ net worths are allegedly at least $1 million each. Stormi Webster Image Credit: Getty Images for MRC Young mama Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were able to keep the birth and pregnancy of their baby girl, Stormi Webster, a secret. What’s not so secret is that they are definitely ensuring that Stormi has a lot to work with in life. As a reality TV star and makeup mogul, Jenner has an estimated worth of $700 million. Scott, a rapper and music mogul, boasts roughly $80 million. Per Career Addict, their eldest child, Stormi, has a net worth of around $3 million, but it’;s unclear what Aire’s is. Alexis Olympia & Adira Ohanian Image Credit: Getty Images When your dad is the co-founder of Reddit and a tech entrepreneur and your mom is one of the greatest tennis players and athletes of all time, along with being a fashion mogul, you should pretty much be set for life. Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. is truly the apple of her parents’ eyes. Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian totally dote on little Olympia, and they’ve definitely ensured she’s set for the future. Williams’ net worth is estimated at a cool $300 million, while Ohanian’s is $150 million. North, Saint, Chicago, & Psalm West Image Credit: WWD. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm West are living the high life. Are you ready for this? As of 2025, dad Kanye’s net worth is a reported $400 million thanks to his award-winning music and fashion ventures. Then there’s Kim, whose net worth is now at $1.7 billion. And, TBH, that number only stands to spike exponentially in coming years. In addition to her role on The Kardashians, Kimmie stays busy with her growing lifestyle empire that includes an app, fragrances, makeup and her super-popular SKIMS line. They each reportedly have a net worth around $40 million each. Blue Ivy, Rumi & Sir Carter Image Credit: Jose Carlos Fajardo/MediaNews Group/The Mercury News via Getty Images. We all know the eldest of the Knowles-Carter kids is a little boss (and the twins are already following in their big sister Blue Ivy’s footsteps). They bid on pricey works of art at auction. They have their own staff, including a personal stylist, chef, and bodyguards. And all of that is barely a drop in the bucket for their loaded parents — mom Beyonce has an estimated net worth of $600 million, with dad Jay-Z coming in at a cool $2 billion. Per Slingo, Blue Ivy’s net worth is around $167 million, with her two younger siblings also being around that big number as well. Paris Jackson Image Credit: Rich Polk for Variety. As the daughter of late musician Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson’s life has never exactly been ordinary. But it was thrown into major chaos in 2009 when her dad unexpectedly passed away. In the time since, Paris has grown into a beautiful young adult who models, acts and occasionally speaks out about mental health issues. Paris has an estimated net worth of $150 million. Lourdes Leon Image Credit: WWD. If we’re really being honest, it’s sort of hard to believe that Madonna’s eldest child Lourdes is all grown up and into the modeling industry. We’ve watched her grow up before our very eyes! What’s even cooler is that Lourdes isn’t keen on living off of her iconic mom’s estimated $850 million net worth — she’s investing in her future with collaborations with Stella McCartney, Adidas, and more. As of 2025, Leon’s net worth if $4 million. Suri Cruise Image Credit: Photo by Kevin Kane/WireImage. When your dad is Tom Cruise and your mom is Katie Holmes, you’re pretty much set for life. Granted, Suri reportedly doesn’t have much of a relationship with her dad anymore. However, it’s assumed she still see some of his $600 million net worth. Then there’s mama Katie, whose net worth of $25 million is nothing to balk at. With numbers like that, it’s little wonder that Celebrity Net Worth speculates that Suri’s own net worth is half a mil. Jaden & Willow Smith Image Credit: Swan Gallet/WWD. You know what we love about Willow and Jaden Smith? They actually rejected their parents’ nepotism in the beginning. When Jada and Will pushed their kids toward fame, Willow and Jaden pushed back. They forged their own paths. Today, Jaden is an actor, singer and humanitarian. Sis Willow is also a musician, and she formerly co-hosted her mom’s Facebook Watch series Red Table Talk. But even if these two didn’t work, they’d fare fine — Jada has an estimated net worth of $50 million and Will’s is $350 million. As of 2025, Jaden already boasts a net worth on his own of $8 million with Willow’s being close behind at a net worth of $6 million. Valentina Paloma Pinault Image Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety. It’s one thing to have actress Salma Hayek as your mother. On her own, Hayek has an estimated net worth of $200 million. But Valentina Pinault has a one-two punch of parental wealth — her dad is French businessman Franςois-Henri Pinault, and he’s worth an estimated $7 billion! Couple that with the fact that Valentina looks just like her mom, and she’s pretty much winning all around. Per the Richest, Valentina has a net worth of around $12 million. Prince George, Princess Charlotte, & Prince Louis Image Credit: Aaron Chown - WPA Pool/Getty Images. While Hollywood’s future generations are sitting pretty when it comes to inheritance, they may not be able to hold a candle to Britain’s mini-monarchy. Namely, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. On paper, dad Prince William is worth an estimated $120 million and mom Kate Middleton an estimated $10 million. It’s more complex than that, though. The royal family rules over sixteen realms and, as such, their wealth is a lot like an iceberg: What we see on the surface probably only hints at what’s beneath. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each royal kiddo’s net worth is around $500 thousand. Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John & Phoebe Adele Gates Image Credit: Photo by fotopress/Getty Images When you have Melinda and Bill Gates as parents, it’s safe to say you’re set for life. Despite keeping a low profile over the years, Jennifer Katharine, Ryan John and Phoebe Adele Gates come from two of the wealthiest people in the world. With their father Bill’s net worth of $160 Billion and their mother Melinda’s net worth of $13 Billion, they never have to worry about finances. Per Celebrity Net Worth, each of the kids already has a net worth of $20 million. Dannielynn Birkhead Larry Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million, and the late Anna Nicole Smith’s net worth is around $1 million as of 2025. Also, their daughter Dannielynn Birkhead has a net worth of around $3 million like her dad, per Celebrity Net Worth. Bindi Irwin & Robert Irwin Image Credit: ©Disney+/Courtesy Everett Collection Parents Steve Irwin and Terri Irwin have a combined net worth of $20 million, and then their kids, Bindi Irwin and Robert Irwin have a net worth of $3 million each, per Celebrity Net Worth. Source link
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How Sex Therapy Helps Ailing People Enjoy Better Health
Dr Laura Berman, a sex therapy for 18 years says that denying oneself the opportunity to enjoy physical intimacy robs them of the chance for a full and happy life. She further adds that the lack of intimacy can fray the fiber of any connection. For maintaining a healthy and fulfilling relationship, the importance of intimacy cannot be overstated for both genders.
But why are we talking about it here?
The relationship between sexual intimacy and health outcomes, particularly in older adults, is a topic of interest and ongoing research. There is evidence to suggest that sexual activity can have positive effects on overall well-being, including mental and physical health. But the challenge for most people dealing with ailments is to fit in physical intimacy given their health conditions that demand taking a bunch of medicines and shuttling between physical therapies and doctor appointments. Experts have a way out. They recommend sex therapy. According to them, this therapy allows couples to connect on a deeper level, and foster communication, understanding, empathy, and passion. Click here to read more: https://sukino.com/how-sex-therapy-helps-ailing-people-enjoy-better-health/
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