#SASARA IS MOVING ??

[akkivee]

SASARAS SOLO IS CALLED LAUGHIN HOPE

ROSHOS SOLO IS CALLED ON MY WAY

REIS SOLO IS CALLED THE WORLD IS YOURS

AND THEIR DRAMA TRACK IS CALLED THE TRIO

[shrewmingledotcom]

saw the trailer to the hypmic rhyme anima season 2 and holy shit it looks amazing oh my god *dies*

[azul-marie]

hihi i'd like to request domestic headcanons for iori, ryu, and nayuta please!

hello! thanks for requesting. i hope you enjoy your reading, and that you have a great day! be well and safe. ❤️

note: gn. reader.

genre: fluff/romance.

characters: iori suiseki. ryu natsume. nayuta yatonokami.

iori:

the type who sleeps only on his side of the bed. he prefers the left side, but will give it up should you prefer it too. iori also likes using lighter blankets/duvets even in colder seasons, which may only be an excuse to cuddle up with you much more often. (he won’t say.)

never does much skincare aside from a simple cleanser/moisturizer but always manages to have flawless skin. he’s not opposed to trying makeup, but really only enjoys eyeliners that accentuate his eyes.

if it weren’t obvious enough, iori is a big fan of jewelry. he has a whole storage system dedicated to his collection, made up mostly of high-end watches and personalized rings. while he holds an extremely flashy style, he’ll only buy pieces that speak to his personal taste rather than purely expensive ones to flaunt.

ryu:

will always want to be the little spoon, regardless of height/size differences. he likes the pressure of your body hugging around him, and once you latch onto him, he will not let you go. will likely end up burrowing underneath you overnight, along with your half of the blanket.

personal space? with ryu? not anymore. he’s so casual about being in your bubble at any given time. showering while you bath, changing in the same room, or showing public affection are a few examples of his openness with casual intimacy, all because of your close bond.

likes having movies/shows/noise in the background to fall asleep. he doesn’t even have to be in the same room as the source of noise, just close enough so that he can hear it before dozing off. ryu also wants to be cuddled up with you, so this habit may or may not be a dealbreaker for sharing a bed with him. (he’ll pout but wear earbuds instead.)

nayuta:

can’t eat meals without you. he’ll patiently wait for you to finish a task or come home from work/school so that the two of you can eat together. he’s always had company when he eats, whether it’s you or kanata, so he’d feel lonely on his own.

insists on doing housework chores alone. not only because he likes the work/doesn’t want to burden you, but nayuta is very particular about how things are done around his space. whether it’s little things like neat shoes by the door, or how his shirts and jeans are folded, he’d prefer being in charge so he knows where every detail lies.

a big fan of sharing clothes with you, should the two of you be of similar statue. he loves seeing you in his clothes and is not embarrassed to ask to borrow a nice shirt or cool jacket of yours for a day. if the two of you differ in size, nayuta would instead buy matching clothes for you to wear together, especially pajamas so he can admire how cute you look alongside him.

[5-pp-man]

finallyyy watched the 4th episode and now im absolutely certain that dotsuitare hompo is my fave division.

sasara was already my fave character but now that I've seen more of the other groups + the group dynamic of dh + what they're all like individually. yeah, I'm certain.

[discotenny]

Dare I say, BAT has the best episode of Rhyme Anima so far?

[channelinglament]

Self Aware HypMic?

(What kind of rabbit hole I'm falling in?)

It goes as if you did this 2 ways

- You played the game

- You watched the anime/read manga

(If u didn't it's alr tho)

Let's begin!

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'Kay, so game verse and anime/manga verse are kind of different. Even the game name says "alternative rap battle" instead of division rap battle.

(I assume u already know TDD Era and stuff.)

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It was another mundane day of your life. Pillows surrounded your figure, as you flipped pages of the manga (online or not, up to you). Your drink of choice nearby you, ready to be drank and yet, you are too preoccupied with a manga that you recently found out about. This past months, you've been listening to drama tracks, the songs and reading the manga. The storyline is quite complicated in the beginning, but the more you read, the more you understand. You felt so many emotions during the reading process. Sadness, anger, happiness, love. You were so hooked on it.

Unbeknownst to you, figures inside the said manga were having an existenal crisis. Nothing really new to Ramuda, but you get me. The days have been going as they used to. Rap battles went well. Nothing seemed out of place except for the strange feeling. The feeling of being watched. No one understood why did they feel this way. It was not a stalker was it? They became paranoid, until they started hearing voices. Who is it..?

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First ones to become self-aware: Ramuda, Rio, Saburo, Kuko(?), Sasara, Iris, Gentaro, Doppo, Otome.

Everyone finds out or accepts it later, then the characters I listed.

I think some of them hated you, some didn't mind you, while others ignored you. They thought you would leave after a while, and yet, you stay. Why are you watching them?

For some reason they can somewhat feel what you feel towards them. Perhaps their universe is intune with your emotions? Would...would they all die if you stopped liking them?

Their world seems to constantly change as well. Why? Some days you were watching them, and sometimes talking. Other days you..sang along with them? Tried to help them sing better? Helped them during some battles..? (Game moments)

It certainly took everyone a good while to warm up to you. Some warmed up quicker than others (Dice and Jiro, they thought you were some guardian angel or something. Like- you're helping them fr)

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I'll expand on this suff and world building later. Now, let's move on.

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(I may write for Secret Aliens, but I don't know them much so idk)

Depending on reader's age, it will be a romantic or platonic piece.

Reader is 18+?

Romantic: Ichiro, Jyushi, Kuko, Jiro(?), Dice, maybe Nemu.

Others are platonic

Reader is 25+?

Romantic: MTC, Hifumi, Doppo, Ramuda, Gentaro, Sasara, Rosho

Others are platonic.

Reader is a teen?

Romantic: Saburo, Jiro.

Everyone else is platonic. Even this, depends entirely on age of the reader. (I have a few 13+ readers, and more 16+ readers)

Reader is 30+?

Romantic: Jakurai, Hitoya

Others are platonic (I don't write for Rei)

I honestly am 15, so I feel more comfortable with characters that aren't older than 20 heh.

Aka Saburo, Jiro, Ichiro, Kuko, Jyushi and etc.

Even tho I stated in 25+ as platonic, I know that ppl who r 25 can date ppl 20+, so yeah, you may specify if romantic or platonic? Tbh I don't know much abt adult relationships sorry.

I don't write for Rei

Also Hifumi warming up to reader depends on gender (We all know why)

Everything else goes by my rules, pinned post :^

Masterlist

[guiraguira]

The hypmic guys sleeping with you.

💜 They hug you all night without moving an inch, with their chest on your back and burying their nose in your hair: Rio, Jakurai, Gentaro, Ichiro, Rosho

💜 They sleep on their backs and it is you who rests your head on his chest, feeling his heartbeat: Samatoki, Jyuto, Kuko, Rei, Hitoya

❤️ They need you to hold them all night and pat them gently on the back until they fall asleep on your chest: Doppo, Dice, Jyushi, (Saburo)

💜 It's impossible for them to stay still, they both change positions all the time and end up awkwardly with their arms and legs mixed together: Hifumi, Ramuda, Sasara, (Jiro)

Regardless of where I put them, I think Ichiro, Rosho, and Hifumi also really enjoy it if you let them sleep on your chest while you pat them gently.

(Actually, I feel a strong need to serve as a pillow to any of the hypmic guys)

[hypnomicimagines]

Hello hello! I absolutely love your blog and all your fics are amazing 💖 with that being said, I'd like to send a request if it's not too much trouble. Can I please request hcs of Saburo, Gentaro, Jyushi, and Sasara reacting to somehow accidentally kissing their crush? Thank you for your time!! 😘

Aimono Jyushi: 

Jyushi could actually scream. He had romantic daydreams floating around his head for hours at a time, he had always thought his first kiss with you would be perfectly thought out... Not this travesty! He wants to declare a re-do but he knows that might sound too dramatic and you might think it’s simply because he didn’t want to kiss you when nothing could be less true than that. He mumbled out a weak apology, begging for your forgiveness and hoping you could both just forget this happened so he can replace a much sweeter first kiss when the time was right.

Nurude Sasara:

Sasara’s life had always been a set of hilarious events, more adventures meant more content for his comedy routines so he always encouraged the unexpected. He could have gone without this though, his long, almost gangly limbs moving without him even thinking about it. When you had swooped in to save him like the superhero you were he had looked up to sheepishly thank you, the joke dying on his lips when they brushed against yours. You both just stared at each other, blinking in time with each other before you started to giggle; the sound put him at ease, finally opening his mouth as he said he hit a new prideful milestone, able to make you laugh without having to say a word.

Yamada Saburo: 

Saburo breaks out into a cold sweat. He hadn’t even been thinking about kissing you, not in that moment at least. He couldn’t lie and say that the thought had never crossed his mind but his little heart wasn’t prepared for the reality of that feeling. It’s even worse that you don’t say anything after the accidental kiss, just staring at him with wide eyes before touching your lips; he mirrored your movements, not sure if that moment was even real, only having the illusion shattered when Jiro called out for him to hurry up. He doesn’t say another word but he’s already drafting the apology text as he turned away from you, hoping his brothers can’t see his embarrassment written all over his face.

Yumeno Gentaro:

Gentaro had always maintained a careful distance. His interest in you was a secret, as far as he was concerned, even if you could assume he liked you from the fact he requested you each time he came into the restaurant you worked at. Seeing you outside of work had been enough of a surprise, but having to hide from rabid fans was the next, pulling you along with him without considering it might be easier to leave you be. Cramming into a tiny space with you was about his fifth mistake of the day, but when he turned to ask if you were alright he realized he had sorely misjudged the distance left between you.

[mera-k1]

anon who rq’d jealous sex was inspiring…. Perhaps jealous sex with samatoki? bonus if it’s trans ftm (samatoki top)

I just have a feeling toki is the type to get real jealous real easily if he sees others, especially another division leader, flirting ;3

i hope i did him justice~ enjoy♡ (i wasn't sure if you meant trans!reader or samatoki.. it was a little unclear so i made it gn!!)

Jealous Sex

Samatoki Aohitsugi x gn!reader

-smut, marking, rough sex

-samatoki is one jealous man that's for sure. he has the biggest problem with ichiro and ramuda. jakurai isn't someone he's worried about when you both chat and he's not too worried about, sasara either for that matter.

-whenever you talk to ichiro, it pisses samatoki off to no end. he gets extremely jealous that you're talking to him. although it's just a friendly conversation, there's clear annoyance on his face that it's ichiro you're talking to.

-ramuda... whenever you talk to him and he clings to you? samatoki immediately pushes the short guy off of you and tells him to fuck off. at this point, ramuda just does it on purpose to piss him off.

-when it does come to jealous sex.. he can't help but be rougher with you. he's pissed off and he's going to take it out on you. grabbing your face and forcing it to turn to the side so he can cover your neck in marks to show everyone that you're his.

-you're going to be sore all over once he's done with you... but he's not opposed to carrying you around at all.

-he's also mean when he gets jealous. asking you if you were letting that guy make moves on you like that when he was sitting right there and becoming extremely impatient. don't even try to tease him when he gets jealous enough to fuck you... it won't end well for you at all.

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

would you ever consider translating sasara and rosho’s new duet? i’m sure it would be a real undertaking what with all the manzai, but i’ve always loved your style of localizing jokes! hope you’re having a great day!

You're very kind. Just for you, anon, I'll brave the horror of Dotsuhon lyrics translation. Under a cut for length. This post is so long Tumblr won't save all of it, so it'll have to be done in two goes.

Notes about style: No attempt to preserve rhyme or rhythm. Likewise, no attempt to match the vocal tone/line delivery/line length of the voice actors. (Ie, I'm not writing subtitles, so it might sound odd if you try to listen to the song at the same time as reading this.) The primary focus is on written tone, including wordplay, so strict adherence to literal meaning is not observed. In particular, since this is supposed to sound like a (radio?) comedy sketch, I'm trying to write it with the generally jocular tone such a performance would have in English. Some notes on jokes to follow for those curious. Sasara and Roshou: Hey, folks! Sasara: You're listening to the one and only Dotsuitare Hompo from Osaka. Roshou: Thanks for having us tonight! Sasara: We're Sasara Nurude and... Roshou: ...Roshou Tsutstujimori. Sasara: We usually have a third guy with us, our older buddy Rei Amayado, but he wasn't able to make it for some reason or another. So, you're stuck with the two of us today. Roshou: Sorry, sorry, and thanks again for having us. Sasara: Anyway, things sure are tough out there these days, huh? Roshou: You're telling me. Sasara: So I'd like to get on the mic and say a couple of jokes, cheer folks up a little bit in this whole mess. Roshou: You? You're the biggest mess there is. [1] But you're right. All anyone needs is a good, hot meal and a couple of laughs, and they're set. Sasara: Yeah! A good, hot banquet or three and a personal comedian. All a person needs in life! Roshou: A tad more expensive than I'd intended, but sure. Sasara: And then if you get a good night's sleep with a warm futon riiiight on the floor, then you're in heaven! Roshou: Wait, hold on. You'll catch a cold sleeping like that! You need a quilt or something at least. Sasara: But then what if I overheat? I'd rather quilt while I'm in bed. Roshou: ...Wait, you messed that up. It's supposed to be "quilt while I'm ah--" whatever, let's move on. [2] [Chorus] Sasara and Roshou: We'll keep our chins up and get through this bad time. And we'll set the whole city laughing until even Tsuutenkaku cracks up. [3] Sasara: Don't worry, everybody. I know things are pretty turbulent right now, but it won't last forever. And hey, at least the state of the world right now is like okonomiyaki, and we all know how much I love that! [4] Roshou: In what sense? Sasara: It keeps getting flipped upside down! [5] Roshou: Oh my god, Sasara. Well, at times like this, it never hurts to have seafood... Sasara: I see food, I eat it! Roshou: ...or anything fried... Sasara: After all this chaos, I know I'm fried. Roshou: ...not to mention smothered in sauce. Sasara: You getting saucy with me, mister? [6] But now you're talking my language! And also, the other day I sewed a--wait, did someone say soda? [7] Roshou: Yes, yes, we all know you love cream soda, but you don't need to bring it into every conversation! Sasara: OK(nomiyaki), that's fair. [8] Roshou: Same goes for okonomiyaki! Sasara: Geez, Roshou, what's your problem? Work with me here; commit to the bit. Roshou: Bit of what? [9] Sasara: The routine! That's my motto: always commit to the bit. Roshou: Well, maybe you'd finally get somewhere in life if you tried committing to the whole thing. [10] Sasara: Hey, low blow. We don't all come with your level of ginger. Roshou: No, but you know what does? Okonomiyaki! [11]

[dreamerwitches]

I have mixed feelings on the witches, I'm gonna go through them all.

Renata and Ren: It just doesn't feel like the minor bits match up. There's too many bits that are just slightly too different. Like the screen shape and the bone colour and style. Am I being nitpicky? It just doesn't feel like the witch and doppel are linked. Or that they wanted to make this design for the witch and didn't really care that it didn't look like her doppel. I suppose I like how the witch is more organised than the doppel cause my gripe with it is that it feels a little like the parts don't mesh well. Like, what is going on with that pink bit it does not work. On its own, the witch is good. Fine, pretty, but a little bland and simple. As a design taking from the doppel, I think it kinda fails. Too much was changed.

Cyan and Hinano: Ehhhhhhhhhh I think they just made her worse?? Like, there's so little changed cause the doppel is so witch-like anyway but the changes they did do make her look worse XT the bright tubes are ugly and I dont understand the moth-ear-thing additions. Also the skirt is worse too lol. I miss the gas mask though I understand if that was added for Hinano but you can keep it on the witch c'mon! It's just like they removed all the best parts...

Don Rocinante and Sasara: Ehhhhhhhh here we go again. It looks stupid. C'mon she looks so stupid. Not in an uncanny, scary way, she looks so dumb. I included the doppel attack where she does get legs and that was silly but not as much as this one. Otherwise so little is changed mehhhhh. I liked the doppel so you kinda ruined her for me, thanksssss

Shalimar and Emiri: This is one I'm on the fence on. Design on its own, I really like. She's spooky and weird and the colours are great. I have to main issues. 1) does a 13 year old need such a sexual feeling witch and 2) does she link to her doppel well. The thing with curvaceous or sexualised witches is ones like Roberta I know are okay cause she was in her 30s when she became a witch. You could say some like Candeloro are sexualised cause she's got the booba and stick thin waist, it's kinda hard to deal with... I'm also finding it hard to judge cause I don't know if it suits Emiri, I don't know her character very well. So we'll just move on. If I drew it I would make her less adult-looking My other thought when looking at her beside her doppel was 'if this doppel came from this witch I would hate the fact it uses so little of the witch'. So switching it around, im a little mad they used so little of the doppel. It's like they had the idea for the body and wanted to use it and were like 'oh yeah! the doppel!' so stuck it on as a tail... Also the flower things on the doppel arent in the witch at all ughh. If she was just a new witch on her own id love her...

Vayu and Shizuku: Wow! One I actually finally like now! I think she looks super beautiful, the additions work! But she's not perfect... Just like Emiri and Shalimar, I don't see the doppel working if the witch came first. Why is her handbag now the head? It feels like the teapot(?) head on the witch came out of nowhere. But it's nowhere near as bad as Shalimar. She might be my favourite. I've always been 50/50 on Vayu and she improves that score.

Aodamo and Natsuki: This one's a bit boring... it just feels like they stuck on some additions and called it a day. I think if she was stood up straight I'd like her more... Love the teeth on the horn thing. Skirt is fine. Legs look awkward. Sad they removed her puffy sleeves, doesn't make sense as why the doppel would add that aspect.

Overall, it is a little annoying how clearly some of these are just super easy asset copies of the doppels with no effort put in... I think that's fine for say, Vayu as I think the doppel incorporation makes sense. She's a four legged beast so Shizuku is now riding her. But ones like Don Rocinante, Cyan and Aodamo seem like 5 minute attempts. I'm disappointed. Happy to see witches though, I'm only critical because I care about witches being good

[akkivee]

once again thinking about my ideal 3rd drb match up and how it’d stack up with plot beats and so far all i got is

🔴💥⚪️: true hypnosis mic opponents, maybe jakurai ends up on a side for further development to save yotsutsuji and that’s against ichiro’s current goal

🔵💥🟠: haven’t quite figured out why, but rei vs samatoki is the angle i’m thinking about

🟡💥🟣: all plot stakes division vs no stakes division lol idk really but i’m leaning towards a bonds angle or if hypmic wants to be real freaky, the side effects angle 🤔

[matenrou-fan]

I dunno if someone already requested this before(or one of them), but here we go :V Doppo, Sasara and Kuko caught making out with their fem! s/o?

Interrupted make out session with Doppo, Sasara, Kuko

hii!! I remember writing something similar to other characters, and these were one shots, so I decided to write this request not like hc, but like one shots too.. 'first part' was kinda suggestive so I got a little carried away here too… Also help why Kuko's part turned out so big..💀

femreader, mention of sex and sex activity;;

Doppo (850 words); Sasara (758 words); Kuko (912 words);;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

It was something like a little tradition for you to drop by your boyfriend's office during lunch break just to bring him some sweets. Or maybe a whole meal if he would forget it, as sometimes he was in such a hurry in the mornings..

"Hello, my darling.." - a small chuckle escaped your lips as you can already see Doppo in the stairwell with such alight in his eyes.. You can even say there's something needy and lonely in his expression..?

"A-ah, s/o, good afternoon..!" - an awkward small smile appears on his lips as he gets closer, taking a small box from your hands. He always slowed his movements in these moments, enjoying light touches of your fingers a little.. But today it feels like he doesn't want to take his arms away, still holding the lunch box between you two.

"Doppo, did you miss me so much already?" - you cooed at him with a little playful tone, but honestly you can feel something wrong, as if your boyfriend was more frustrated than usual. - "Or something happened?"

"I.. it's nothing..! Really.." - he mumbled, looking away. You can notice a small drop of sweat on his forehead, as Doppo was actually nervous.. And one strict yet worried gaze from you was enough for him enough to squeak and give up. - "It's just.. You know, work.."

Well, your poor salaryman always complained to you in the evenings about his cruel boss, so you do understand what he meant.. It just looks that today he was in worse condition than usual so you decided to cheer him up and give a little motivation…

"It's okay, honey.. Come here.." - you move closer, taking a small box from his hands and placing it windowsill behind Doppo. He immediately leans closer to you too, enjoying the warmth of your body, as it always soothes his tensed muscles and minds. - "I have another little treat for you today.."

You didn't even give him time to react, luring him in a soft kiss. Small surprised whimper vibrates on your lips as Doppo didn't expect anything more than a hug. Yet the way he grabs your waist, holding you tight, clearly tells you that he doesn't mind.

But this is not the main thing you wanted to surprise him with.. Your arms also start wandering around his body as you get under his jacket, firmly caressing his slim body.

"Wait, s/o.. We.. we can't.." - another few whimpers break from his chest as Doppo pulls away for a second, breathing heavily.

"Then why do you keep grabbing on my hips so tight?" - you whisper in his ear, and he whines, not able to control himself. You were like fresh air, so heady after this tiny office room, yet so pleasant and needed.. Your boyfriend can't help but press his lips to yours again, this time pushing his tongue into your mouth. Just how can you stop him when he grasps your body so desperately?

You both forgot about time, sharing more passionate kisses, getting more and more touchy. The way Doppo starts trembling, as his arms get weaker and his kisses get more messy, you wonder just how excited he is now. So you slowly trace your hand down, tickling his tummy through shirt before placing it on his crotch, feeling small twitches under your warm palm.

"Doppo, honey, were you so glad to have some time with me..?" - you can't help but chuckle, finding it kinda amusing. - "And right in your workplace..?"

"I'm sorry.." - he mumbled under his breath, absolutely ashamed. But how can he not be like that when his dearest girlfriend is right in front of him, toying with him and his body like that?

Small giggle escaped your lips, as you were thinking how deep you can push this little game before suddenly slow but audible steps get closer to you two. You pull away immediately, trying to calm down your heavy breath as Doppo keeps fixing his tie with trembling hands.

Another worker opens the door and gets in the stairwell with a pack of cigarettes, also deciding to relieve some stress during lunch break.. Well, but maybe in a more peaceful way, as he looks at you two kinda suspicious. Doppo and you look as a man walks up the steps on another floor and sighs, relaxed.

"I think it's time for me to go.. Or you will have no chance to relax.." - you giggle, whispering in Doppo's ear, placing a long forgotten box in his hands. - "Now go on and enjoy your break, okay, honey?"

"You really think it would be more enjoyable than such time with you..?" - he groans, frustrated, still with bright cheeks.

"Shh. I would go home and prepare something for your return.. As a bigger reward for your hard work today." - your smile gets wider when you notice as your boyfriend's eyes glow again, and he nods, a little bit weak yet confident:

"I.. I will work hard and try to get home early...!"

"That's great, darling. I will make sure to take great care of you.."

Amusing and pleasing people with jokes and puns was always so thrilling! Sasara gets even more happy and playful after his performances, sitting in his dressing room with a wild smile, already generating new fun things for his next show. When suddenly he hears the door crack.

"Hey.. How's my precious comedian doing..?" - your soft voice interrupted his thoughts yet he didn't mind. You're his girlfriend, after all, and small talk with you was even more thrilling and joyful.

"Absolutely wonderful.." - he turned in his chair to you with a small yawn and then giggled. - "I have seen you in a crowd.. I'm glad you're here to support me.."

"I'm also bringing you some melon cream soda as a reward..!" - with these words, you give him a small cold can of his favorite drink, and the face of your boyfriend lights up even more. You can't help but adore how he was so happy-go-lucky, energizing you too. It just feels like when you're near Sasara you can't think about any problems.

"Ahh, you just know what I need..! You’re one in a melon..!" - another pun breaks out of his mouth as he happily drinks your treat. But then Sasara's smile got wider as he patted his lap. - "Come on, why don't you take a seat? I want to get another sweet reward too..!"

"Oh? How bold and straightforward you are today.." - you chuckle and get on his lap, leaning to his chest. Cuddling with him helps you show all your pride in your boyfriend, not only with words, but with action too, when for him it was a great opportunity to melt in your arms, relieve all his burning emotions. Cause actually there was one more thing in his mind, how can you help him to relieve some exciting energy, as he was filled with adrenaline now..

"That's it? My show was good enough only for a small cuddle?" - a light giggle tickles your ear as Sasara's hands slowly lower from your back to your waist. -"Not even a small kiss for my bliss?"

"If you wanted to kiss me just said it.." - you laugh before cupping his face, covering his lips with you in some light teasing kiss.

Your boyfriend's puckish behavior makes you more playful too yet you didn't expect his grab to get more tight, as he presses you to his chest, licking your lips with his hot tongue before biting your lower lip. For a moment you froze, yet then relaxed, whimpering in his mouth. But that was just a green light for Sasara to deepen the kiss, as you just let his tongue pressed against your own.

You grasp his shoulders, crumple the fabric of orange jacket, but don't pull away, enjoying such a risky play. How can you? Sasara was so busy with his performances the last few weeks so you do feel lonely, and now such a sudden yet pleasing intimate moment is just what you needed, as you hug his waist with your thighs, pushing yourself closer.

It seems like your boyfriend was no less hungry for some touches from you too, absolutely enjoying this situation. Sasara smirks right into your lips, squeezing your ass before pressing your crotch to his, enjoying the little gasp you made as you feel his half hard dick pressing to your pulsing crotch.

"Mr. Nurude! There's some journalist who wants to have an interview with you..!" - his manager (or someone else? you were too shocked and scared to understand..) knocked on the door of the dressing room, making you both gasp. Just how lucky you both are, as he didn't get inside and didn't see such a provocative picture..

"O-of course..! Tell them I will be there soon..!" - Sasara's voice still was trembling a little yet he quickly calmed down, trying to fix his jacket.

"What did your manager say..? I can't make out a word he's saying.." - you mumble, breathing heavily as your heart is beating at a rapid pace.

"Oh, it's because you were too busy making out with me.." - even in such a situation your boyfriend has time to tease you. You scoff, slowly get up from his laps, feeling your body aching to do something more.

"Baby, you can sit here.." - Sasara smirks, pointing to his chair. - "I'm sure it would be that long.. And, after that, I'm hoping we can continue our little play..?"

"Absolutely.." - you smirk, swiping away some of your lipstick from his lips. - "But we need to make sure the door will be closed this time.."

Kuko just hates doing anything in the temple, especially when his father asks him to do it. Heck, he has much more important things to do than all this household chores, so why does he stack here with this stupid rag and bucket, cleaning the floor?!

"Kuko..! I'm here!" - your cheerful voice fills the corridor, and he turns to sound with a small smirk.

Oh yes. You, his girlfriend. Thoughts about you sitting here with him, spending your time in this stupid place with him soothe the heart of an unruly Monk.

"Finally.. I thought you decide to leave me here, dying all alone.." - he scoffs yet you can see some excited sparkle in his eyes as he throws away his rag and gets closer.

"Hehe.. Kuko, no one has ever died from washing floors.." - you can't help but chuckle, as this annoyed face of your boyfriend, with furrowed brows and angry scowl, was actually really amusing.

"Then I will be the first..! Or I would probably die from eternal orders from my dad.." - another frustrated sigh breaks from his chest as he takes your hand in his. - "That's it. I should take a little break, so come on."

You didn't argue - well, after all, you come here not to watch your boyfriend actually just washing floors while you sit near him. He was more grumpy than usual, which means he probably had a big fight today with his father, and you decided to support him and soothe his burning soul.

As you get in one of the temple's rooms, Kuko yawns, falling right on the floor. His lazy eyes look up at you, waiting when you would drop by his side so you two can just cuddle together.

"Want to talk about this, dear..?" - you ask gently, embracing him in a warm hug.

"Nah, I'm good.." - he mumbled, hugging you back. For a moment he just lay down with you, enjoying the softness of your body against him, then his casual bratty smile appears on his lips. - "There's actually another way for you to make me happy, you know..?"

You get confused for a moment, yet when Kuko leans closer, tickling your lips with a hot breath, you gasp, but don't move away. Oh, so this is what type of game he wants to play today? Fine, you don't mind to see where it would lead you both..

"You're really such an evil, bad monk.." - you whisper but he just chuckles as an answer, before pulling you into a hot messy kiss. Almost immediately pushing his tongue through your lips, as your boyfriend always was kinda rough in these things.. Yet you were enjoying his passion, fighting with his tongue for dominance.

Kuko quickly changed position, getting on top of you, as he gobbled you up hungrily. His hand starts roaming around your body in such a teasing manner, making you whimper in his lips. Well, but if your boyfriend wants to be so naughty, then be it, you can be such a playful brat too.. So you grab his bomber jacket by the shoulders, trying to take it off and leave him only his monk clothes, and Kuko easily obeys, throwing away his jacket.

You get surprised why he didn't even try to fight or play before this, yet when he pulls away, looking at you with such a dark lustful expression, realization tickles your stomach, sending shivers down your spine.

"Come on.. If you decide to take my jacket off, you also should remove something.. And I will choose what exactly.." - low chuckle makes you whimper, as his hands stop on your thighs, playing with the fabric of your skirt.

"Kuko, we are in a temple..!" - you whisper, trying to catch your breath.

"Fuck this temple..!" - was Kuko's only response before he leaned closer again, pressing his hips to yours. You moan right in his lips, as a twitching bulge in his pants makes you squeeze your thighs around his waist.

"By the way you acting it's more look like you want to fuck me, not temple.." - you mumble in his lips, but honestly, you also didn't care now, too carried away with his touches on your body.

"I'm glad you finally realized this, doll.." - Kuko smirks, pulling you into another breathtaking kiss. Very timely, as your moan did not sound out loud, but got muffled in his lips again, and you both were able to hear footsteps not that far away and an annoyed voice:

"Kuko? Where are you?! Why did you leave a rag for washing floors right in the middle of the corridor..?!"

"Shit, that's my dad..!" - Kuko scoff disappointed, pulling away from you. - "I hope he screams like that because he slipped on it.."

You can't help but laugh, also slowly get up:

"Did he even know I'm here..?"

"No.. But I'm sure he wouldn't mind you staying here for a while.." - your boyfriend sighs, then a sudden idea comes to his mind. - "Maybe it would be a great reason for me to slack off from this terrible shit.. You're my guest, after all, I should provide you with some good service.."

"Yes, I already noticed what a good service you can show to me.." - you chuckle, helping him fix his jacket.

"But you were enjoying this no less than me, did you? Now wait for me a little, I'm promising to return as soon as I can.. So we can continue our sin, hehe.."

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I feel like everyone know about that one line in own stage but like.............. Hear me out.......... Ik a lot of people are like "hes talking about sasara !!!" BUT what if in some magical way that line was about himself....

"We are like the moon and the sun As always, we move in opposite directions Many moons ago while watching TV Sometimes remembering back then To memories burning with emotion, say goodbye Now I won’t think back anymore; never looking back Those happy times have passed, but I feel I’ll be alright Occasionally his dazzling talent seemed to completely eclipse me Like being overshadowed by his shine before my very eyes I didn’t get it I, the moon, wanted to be like that sun Instead I should have been chasing my own dreams all day Now that I’m moving on, it’ll be okay Even the moon can be beautiful sometimes, right?"

THIS CHUNK IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND WHAT I WILL BE FOCUSING ON !!! Rest of the song idgaf about for this post

ok so like obviously he is talking about sasara for a good portion of this verse by referring to him as the sun and all but i feel like a lot of people are overlooking roshos development as a character. His whole character is that he detatched himself from sasara and focused on himself instead of trying to pursue a life by his side. HE STILL WANTS TO BE WITH HIM !! Im not ignoring that one glory or dust line.... But for the most part rosho sees himself as seperate to sasara so as to not drag either of them down, letting sasara boom as a solo comedian and letting himself find his new passion for teaching !!!

The line in question im yapping about is "Even the moon can be beautiful sometimes, right?" which for people who dont know is basically a love confession i dont wanna get into it BUT ITS A LOVE CONFESSION !!! And ive seen a lot of people use it for sasaro art and stuff which isnt bad Be Who You Are but also............. What if hes talking about himself ??

The lines that build up to it are strictly talking about roshos realizations and healing process from his time with sasara. Even with a few lines recognizing the fact that we will be okay without sasara there and that he has moved on from those times.

Basically what im trying to say here is that i think this is a confession of self love and appreciation. He refers to himself as the moon and uses the line "even the moon can be beautiful sometimes" guys he is saying that he himself is beautiful in his own way and that he doesnt need anyone else to prove it for him I LOVE ROSHO

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Bite sized bits - vol 1

Some quick short headcanons that couldn’t be made into a larger post! Some are yume, some are just character centric. Enjoy!

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Doppo and his buster bro?

Doppo has constant thoughts of not being a good role model for his younger brother. It’s never mentioned how old he is, but especially if he's school aged- I imagine he doesn't visit home often due to the concern of being a "disappointing" older brother.

Despite his concerns though, Doppo's sibling thinks he's the coolest person in the whole world.

Life360 but you're the parent

You’re on the Yamada bro’s family tracker LMAO. Ichiro says you don’t have to turn your location on, but he wanted you to be on it in case anything happened to Saburo or Jiro and he couldn’t be there.

Jiro unfortunately uses it to beg to bring home food whenever he sees that you and Ichi are at a restaurant together.

Grocery shopping with Sasara is a literal process

He keeps wandering off into different isles, always seemingly on the other side of the store. Use that ‘clip a balloon to your partner’ life hack thing cause it’s the only way you’re finding him on your own.

Whenever he does appear though, he’s always sneaking items into the cart, trying not to have you notice. And they’re always EXPENSIVE TOO !! He’s got that famous comedian salary so he excuses it by saying he can afford it- but this man is not cost efficient in the slightest.

Ichi's older brother

Ichiro used to call Samatoki in as a babysitter for Jiro and Saburo back in their TDD days. Whenever he had a client to go to, needed to run errands, or simply just wanted a day to chill- Samatoki was always on speed dial.

Nemu would also come along! The bros thought she was 100% cooler than Toki in every way LMAO

I will live and die with Ramuda basement Dice

Ramuda will never kick Dice out of his basement!! No matter the circumstances, whether you move in, bills start raising, or even if you and Dice don’t get along- he has a home with Ramuda as long as he needs it.

Honestly if you ask him to kick his friend out that might be a deal breaker for your relationship

Jakurai wants a HOMEE

You starting your relationship with Jakurai is what compels him to start looking for a house. He was perfectly fine with a small apartment when it was just him- but with you in the picture he feels it’s time to start planning for a more permanent and stable future.

Doppo needs to stop accidentally sending disses to his boss

Doppo uses your private messages as his personal notes app sometimes. He’ll write down a to do list, ideas for rap verses, or just type keysmash when things get a little too stressful.

He doesn’t expect you to respond to any of his messages but when you do, whether giving him feedback or encouragement, he always gets super flustered.

Jiro's scandal

Jiro thinks that nobody knows about his secret relationship with you- but literally everyone knows HAHAHAHA. Saburo saw him holding hands with you one day and he told Ichiro about it- who then fawned about his lil bro growing up to anyone who asked how they were doing- and well, news certainly spreads quickly when it’s about the golden boys of Ikebukuro.

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Thought of these while trying to draft up fic concepts LOL. Hope these bide time in between posts- thank u for reading !!

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First Night Drunk ~ *Rosho Tsutsujimori*

Summary: This is the first time you're seeing Dotsuitare Hompo drunk. You've heard Rosho was giggly and bubbly when drunk, but he has another side of him that surprises you after he's had one too many...

Pairing: Rosho Tsutsujimori X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluffyish Oneshot

Word Count: 1385

Warning: Drunk Rosho (Because we need more of these fics)

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Never in your life have you ever seen Rosho Tsutsujimori this drunk. Granted, you don’t think you’ve ever seen him drunk to begin with. But Sasara and Rei had somehow managed to rope him into their drunken festivities for the night. You were happy watching from the sidelines, a single glass of wine in your hands that you didn’t even plan to finish.

You had to admit, it was funny watching Sasara try to get the boys to sing songs from Osaka on the table. Rei refused to participate, but he still drank his beer with gusto. Rosho, on the other hand, was trying his best to keep up with Sasara, but was stumbling and slurring his words something fierce. It was very comical seeing the duo try so hard. No wonder they used to be one of the best comedy duos in Osaka.

However, the light, playful humor didn’t last long when Rosho glanced in your direction.

He had sauntered over to you, stumbling as he did. As he sat next to you, he gave what you thought was a flirty smirk. “Hello beautiful. What’s your name?”

You tried not to laugh at the fact that your boyfriend had no idea who you were. You decided to have a little fun yourself and told him, “I’m just a stranger, passing through.”

“Well, beautiful stranger, would you like to pass through my room before you have to go?”

This time you did laugh. “Why, are you flirting with me right now?”

He frowned. “I’m trying to make a move on you, not flirt. Flirting is childish. I don’t flirt. I never have flirted and I never will flirt.”

“So you’re making a move on me?”

“Before the other two numbskulls do.”

“I see.” You nod, trying to keep your laughter at bay. You were afraid it would only upset him more as he'd think his attempts at "making a move" on you weren't working. “Why are you asking me to your room then? What do you want to do with me?”

He stood up on swaying legs and held out a hand to you. “Now with you. To you. Come with me and I’ll show you.”

You glanced at the time before standing up and taking his hand. It was getting late and Rosho was pretty drunk. You might as well put him to bed if he was determined to take you to his room. 

Nevermind the fact that this was the first time you were going to see his room. It sort of felt like you were taking advantage of him. He was a very private person, so seeing his room without his explicit consent made you a little nervous. But Sasara and Rei were too drunk to even help themselves to bed. And it was technically your responsibility as Rosho's girlfriend to help him. So you might as well get it over with and make breakfast for the boys in the morning. All three were most likely going to suffer through terrible hangovers.

He fumbled his way to his room, still holding onto your hand. You flipped the light on and were met with a pristine, yet elegantly decorated room. It was absolutely perfect for Rosho.

“So what are we doing?” You ask as he tries to make his way to his bed.

Rosho sat down and patted the space next to him. You sat and he instantly draped himself over you like a blanket, causing you to jolt in surprise. You never realized how clingy of a drunk he was. Sure, you heard he was a giggly, bubbly drunk, but clingy as well? You might have just  hit the girlfriend jackpot with his drunk persona.

In a low, husky voice, he whispered in your ear, “I’m going to show you just how beautiful I know you are and how much I love you.”

Reading between the lines, your cheeks went hot as you laughed. Gently, you tried to pry him off of you. “Alright, alright. I see what you’re getting at. Let’s go to bed instead. You're drunk, my dear.”

He pouted for a split second before he gave a knowing nod. “You want me to go first?”

“What?”

You were frozen as he took off his shirt and struggled to undo his belt. You had to admit, he had quite the physique, lean yet sculpted. But you were not about to ogle your boyfriend while he was drunk. He’d be completely nude before too long if you didn’t intervene.

Placing your hands over his carefully, you said. “Alright, alright. Let’s go to bed now. Please!”

“But I’m not done.”

“I mean go to bed to sleep. Not-” You didn’t even want to finish that sentence. So instead you said, “C’mon Rosho. I just want to cuddle with you. Can’t we just do that, please?”

He frowned. “Are you sure? I thought you wanted to… I mean this is your first time in my room, isn’t it? Isn’t that what you do when you have someone in your room with you that you love and find attractive?”

You shook your head, moving so that his hands were off his belt and in the space between you so you could give them a reassuring squeeze. “Not necessarily. Cuddling is also something fun that two people who like each other can do together.”

“And you want to do that? With me?”

“Yes, I do.” You nodded, with a kind smile. It seemed that the one caveat to his drunkenness is the fact he wasn't quite as smart as he usually was. Then again, you were his first real relationship. It made sense he felt like he wanted to please you. But you were just fine cuddling with him rather than actually sleeping with him. 

He nodded slowly. “O-okay. I’m not sure how. Will you show me?”

“Of course, my dear! First, however, we should get you into some more comfortable clothes. That way we can both be comfortable, okay?”

Well, you wouldn’t be, since you weren’t wearing pajamas, but that didn’t matter at the moment. What mattered was getting your normally uptight and skittish boyfriend to actually go to bed. Which was, of course, easier said than done. He didn’t want you to leave the room as he changed, but at least he was okay with you turning around so you couldn’t see. As tempted as you were to sneak a peek, you didn’t look. You were not going to break now.

When he was all dressed, you had him lay down and you took the position of the big spoon. Cradling him tenderly in your arms, you smiled to yourself and allowed yourself to kiss his cheek.

“How’s this?”

He nodded, burrowing deeper into your embrace. “This is nice. I like this. We should do this more often.”

Your heart skipped a beat. “Yes, yes we should.”

“Good night, beautiful.”

Again, you pressed a soft kiss to the top of his nose, as you were so overwhelmed with love for him. “Good night to you as well, Rosho, my dear. Sweet dreams.”

As his breathing evened out, informing you he was asleep, you sighed. Tonight went a lot different than you anticipated, but it was still fun! You got to see Dotsuitare Hompo drunk, which was always a fun time. Especially when Sasara starts to sing and tell lame jokes. You never know which song he’s going to pull out of his extensive karaoke songs list he memorized.

But you also got to see Rosho drunk. It was definitely an experience. You definitely didn’t think he would be more than the giggly, bubbly drunk, much less the clingy, flirty type. But you really weren’t complaining all that much. It was cute and he was still rather smooth in his approach towards you. Although you were most definitely not going to tell him that.

And now you had him all snuggled up in your arms. Sure, he was probably not going to be happy being hungover tomorrow morning and having you in his room was going to shock the daylights out of him. But that was a bridge you would cross when you woke up.

For now, you just needed to decide what kind of pancakes you were making in the morning for them.