#SHE CAN CHANGE HIMMMM

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Me if I was reader:

Gentleman part 2 🌼💌

GeneticistCEO!Miguel O'Hara x Fem Intern College Student!Reader

Synopsis: after receiving a generous gift from Dr. O'Hara, you intend to thank him the next day. Word count: 5.8k

A/N: a little Fifty Shades of Grey inspired with the whole document situation. Here's what Dr. O'Hara looks like btw. 🫶🏽

TW: MINORS DNI, suggestive (no smut but talk of sex, alludes to sex), heavy kissing, bullying, little angst, some controlling behavior, Sugar daddy relationship, ooc Miguel , boss/employee relationship, I don't condone IRL

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4

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You feel like you're floating as you read the note over and over again etching every curve and spike of Dr. O'Hara's messy signature on the card into your memory. You lean in, smelling the gorgeous flowers, closing your eyes, a warm feeling making itself known in your chest. This truly felt like a dream come true. The way this went from one of your worst days to the best in a matter of hours. This mysterious, handsome scientist being the cause. Everything about your life changed in a matter of minutes. You were going to go to bed hungry, and instead woke up to a 5 star meal and your favorite flowers.

"What is that?" Isla asks sharply, causing you to spin around, tucking the card under your arm. 

"Nothing.....just-ah...some flowers....and food."

"What the...." She takes a step closer, scanning you suspiciously. She smirks, "I didn't know you had a boyfriend." 

You feel your face heat up and try to shuffle away quickly in annoyance. She takes note of the way you're turned away, trying to conceal the card and who it's from. 

"Well come on, who is it?" She presses. Heather and Vivian walk up and stand next to her in mutual curiousity. 

"He's....um.....Greg?" 

"Greg?" 

"You don't know him." With that, you bolt for your room, leaving your roommates with raised eyebrows and suspicions. 

You lock your bedroom door behind you and place the takeout bag on your bed, first arranging your new flowers on the windowsill in a vase before you dig in. When you open the bag, there's three different entrees of your favorite things to order from the restaurant, two of your favorite appetizers, two desserts, and two large to-go cups filled with two of your favorite beverages and those delightful pebble ice cubes that gave that satisfying crunch and sounded so heavenly when it clattered against the plastic. 

As you took your first few bites of the piping hot food, you leaned back in your bed with a sigh of contentment. You could probably die and go to heaven with how delicious everything was, your belly and your bank account nice and full.

You stood up and changed into your favorite pajamas and lounge wear, putting a show to watch on your phone while you continued to eat to your heart's content with your gorgeous bouquet as the perfect backdrop against the setting sun outside your dorm window. 

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The next morning, you woke up, deciding that you'll get to Alchemax bright and early to give Dr. O'Hara a proper thank you. You figured this would be a one time thing and nothing you could do would be enough to pay him back, not to mention the moral implications of a manager doing this for one of his interns. He really put it all out there for you and you didn't want it to go unacknowledged. 

You wrote out a heartfelt letter on some notebook paper and grabbed a poppyseed muffin from the common area and hoped that he'd appreciate the thought behind it. You did your hair, dressing in one of your nicer outfits, makeup just the way you liked it and walked out the door with a spring in your step. 

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Alchemax 

Miguel took a generous sip from his coffee mug. It had a picture of him and Gabi as stick figures that she drew in preschool as the custom design he had printed on the mug. He looked at it fondly with a little smile as he remembered his reason for it all. 

His eyes widened when he saw you standing at his desk, a muffin in a brown paper bag and a note in your hands. 

"Buenos Dias." (Good morning) He said pleasantly. 

You smiled at him, your heart pattering in your chest a little bit now. "Good Morning..." 

The way you finished your greeting made it sound like you had something else to say.  Miguel waited, his face a little unreadable as he left the floor open for you to continue your thought. 

You clear your throat. "I just wanted to thank you, for everything you did for me yesterday. It's-uh. It's just unbelievable and...and I don't know how I could possibly p-pay you back..." 

You reach out, offering him the note and the muffin. "I wanted you to have these..." 

Miguel's eyebrow raises. 

"I-I know it's not a lot....heh. It's absolutely nothing compared to what you've done for me...but it was the least I could do." 

Miguel hums and sets down his mug, taking the note and the muffin. "You're welcome...and thank you, for this..." He peers inside the paper bag. "Poppyseed?" 

You nod, absentmindedly fiddling with your fingers out of nervous habit. 

"One of my favorites." He says with a little smile. However the smile quickly disappears as he walks past you to his desk. "I'm going to have you work with Dr. Drew and the junior intern group from now on." 

"Dr. Drew?" You give him a confused look. "But, I thought..." 

"I have something different in mind for you." He said shortly, sitting down and opening his laptop, peering over his glasses. "I believe Jess's direction will be better suited for your needs. Her group has an opening anyway." 

You feel your stomach flop. This was unexpected and you didn't have anything against Dr. Drew, but Dr. O'Hara's group was extremely hard to get onto and this was basically a demotion. Senior Intern just looked that much more attractive on your resume. You were startled at having this change so quickly, uncertain what this would mean for your career and the impression it would leave on your transcript. 

"Doctor...with all due respect." You said slowly. "I wanted to be on your team. I mean, I wrote that thesis, I collaborated on that project last year with Dr. Parker and I really really worked my tail off..." You feel a lump in your throat. "Please don't take me off your team." 

Dr. O'Hara looks up at you a little sternly from his desk, "I understand your concern, but trust me, this will be a better move for both of us. Jess is a brilliant scientist. One of my best. She will lead you better than I." 

"Is...does this have anything to do with what you did for me..?" 

Miguel cuts you off, a little harshly this time, saying your name in a firm tone. "Please. Do not argue with me. She's already expecting you and doesn't like to be kept waiting." 

You take a step back, a little alarmed and immediately regretful at pushing back. You turn around quickly, walking swiftly towards Jess's office without another word. 

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Dr. Jess Drew has a lovely smile for you when she sees you walk in. "Hello! Remind me of your name?" 

You give it to her and humbly enter the lab, a tall, young looking blonde with one side of her head shaved with the tips dyed pink, and another tall young man with curly dark hair are handling some lab chemicals with safety goggles on their faces, stepping back as the concotion begins to fizz. 

"Gwen and Miles here are studying chemical reactions. You'll help me supervise them." 

You nod, returning the kind smiles that they both offer you, before they go back to their discussion.  

"So, Miguel tells me you are studying Bio?" Jess asks, trying to start up conversation. 

"That's correct." 

"Wow, and you're going to apply to medical school?" 

You nod again. Jess smiles, impressed. "Well, good for you, girl. An Alchemax internship will definitely make you stand out." 

You give her a weak smile. "I hope so...to be honest with you, I didn't see this coming. I was kind of expecting to stay with Dr. O'Hara's group until December, then I could be eligible to apply for a full time position." 

Jess nods in understanding, a sympathetic hand on your shoulder. "Well, I've known Dr. O'Hara for over a decade now. If he made any changes, it's for good reason and probably best for your individual career path. Can't argue with the CEO." 

"CEO?" Your ears perk up. 

 "Oh..." Jess gives you a little embarrassed smile, nodding towards Gwen and Miles as she motions for you to join her a little further away out of earshot.

"Yeah...he recently started the whole internship program and likes to be hands on with up and coming scientists, so they're fully prepared to work under him and meet his standards. He hates it when people bring up his status as CEO. He just is under a lot of scrutiny and dislikes media coverage in general, so he keeps quiet about it...don't tell anyone I told you that." She murmurs to you with a wink. 

Finally, it all makes sense. The money, the lavish gifts, how powerful he was. It made sense Miguel was the elusive CEO of Alchemax that liked to hide from the public eye, despite Alchemax's blaring position in the limelight as the cutting edge of innovation for science and tech. A crowning jewel for the economy of Nueva York, putting them on the map as a technological hub and source of income for over 200,000 employees. 

You nod and go back to helping Jess, Miles and Gwen, continuing to work while being unable to get Dr. O'Hara to leave the back of your mind.

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When it's time to leave and go to lunch, Jess stops you after Gwen and Miles had already left. "Hold on a sec!" 

Jess hands you a small white card with elegant gold trim around the edges. 

"You're wanted in the executive suite for lunch. Floor 99. And the code is written down here." She points to the neatly printed black numbers on the card.

"Now, this is important. You are forbidden to share this code with anyone, let alone tell anyone you were up there this afternoon. Got it?" Jess lowers her voice. 

"For-bidden. Meaning if you tell anyone, not only are you fired, but I am too, because I was the one who gave it to you. And I have no problem hunting you down... got it?" She shoots you a warm smile. 

You smile back, understanding she's mainly joking, but just trying to emphasize the importance of keeping it confidential and covering herself. You nod. "Absolutely...I'll, I'll guard it with my life." 

"Atta girl." 

You smile and walk out to the hall towards the elevators, impossibly wondering why on Earth your presence was needed in the part of the building less than a handful of people had privilege to access.

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You punch the button for floor 99. Nervousness and jitters rising in your body almost in sync with the glass elevator's ascent, passing floor after floor. 

Finally, floor 99 arrives with a loud ding. The doors open, revealing a polished marble hallway with a large, fancy door at the end. You walk down it, the sound of your shoes echoing off the walls, noticing the they are adorned with some of the finest artwork.

Cubism style paintings that must have cost a fortune. You pause at one of them, admiring the art, then resume your walk again, arriving in front of the large door. You look to your left and there's a small keypad. You enter the code: 

2-0-9-9

You jump back, startled as the door automatically, slowly creaks open, revealing a lavish, lounge suite. Floor to ceiling windows cover the wall on the far end you're facing, a wall with various pieces of tech and advanced looking gadgets are organized in a black case to your left. Gentle harp music playing from a speaker fills your eardrums. There's several tan, cozy looking sofas and sleek coffee tables in the middle. A water feature is on the wall to your right, tranquil water trickling down polished rocks and lightly splashing into a peaceful pond with green lily pads dialing up the degree of luxury. You walk towards the windows, taking in the afternoon cityscape of Nueva York and discover a huge buffet table laid out in front of it. 

Platters of the finest pastries and breads: croissants, Challah, assorted bagels, muffins, brownies, danishes, strudals, fritters, and the like. Next to it is freshly cut deli meats: ham, prosciutto, salami, pastrami, turkey, and roast beef arranged beautifully on wooden planks. Then a huge collection of cheeses  with cheddar, swiss, havarti, muenster, fresh mozzarella, a large wheel of expensive looking brie, raclette, camembert, and smoked gouda with elegant serving utensils.

Your mouth waters as you take in the sight of an enormous porcelain bowl of fresh fruit. The juiciest, greenest looking grapes you've ever seen with plump strawberries, fresh pineapple, delectable looking kiwi, freshly washed raspberries and mango. 

If you thought that wasn't enough food, there's also salads in crystal serving bowls: Wildberry, Cesar, Cobb, and a yummy looking pasta salad with bowtie noodles. 

You hear sharp clicking of stilettos behind you on the marble and you turn around. 

"There you are!" 

Lyla comes walking up to you with a smile, a little frazzled from all the other errands she's been running this morning, wearing a pink blazer with slacks to match, her brown bob hanging neatly around her cheeks.

"I'm glad you could make it! Miguel is running a little late. He's in a meeting, but in the meantime you're welcome to begin and get served up, then if you want to just have a seat at that table." She points to a large oak table next to the waterfall.

 "Oh, and what juice do you want, sweetie?" 

You blink, so overwhelmed by all of this fancy food and attention. This level of luxury something completely foreign to you. 

"Um...what do you have?" 

"It's all freshly squeezed." She says with a smile and adjust of her glasses. "Umm, lemme see if I can remember...okay, yes we have orange, apple, grape, cranberry, mango, passion fruit, grapefruit..." 

You think for a moment then tell her your selection. 

"Great! Coming right up. Oh, and there's also a coffee station, water station and assorted teas over there." She points to the end of the buffet table as she hastily walks into another room. 

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A short time later, you're sitting with your huge plate of food and three drinks, munching away with a content look on your face, watching the city below outside the window as you dine on the fancy lunch. 

A door opens on the far end of the room and Miguel comes walking through, loosening his tie and shrugging off his blazer. Your cheeks heat up as he approaches, his white dress shirt clinging to his body and sparing you no detail of every bulking muscle of his figure, an endearing slight pudge of his stomach and a little smile on his face as he greets you for the first time. 

"Is the food to your liking?" He asks gently, draping his blazer over the back of the chair next to yours. 

"Oh! Um, yes. Yes, oh my God. Everything is amazing. Thank you, doctor..." 

"Miguel." Miguel responds firmly. "Please call me Miguel from now on." 

You nod, "Miguel..." 

Miguel's body gets warm at the sound of his name leaving your lips. He's a little ashamed because he'd love to make you say it again...a little louder eventually. 

"Well, eat as much food as you like. Feel free to take some with you. I'll have Lyla package it up for you." 

Miguel walks over to the table, dishing up his own plate. "I'm sure you might be wondering my reasons for all of this. Why I changed your internship and why I invited you here." 

Miguel finishes dishing up his plate, just a generous helping of the Wildberry salad with vinaigrette and a croissant, sitting next to you. Sauvage by Dior coming off his neck making you clench your hands into fists. 

"I invited you here because...I want to be straightforward with you. I'm very intrigued by you."

Your lips part, your fork falling out of your hand and clattering against the porcelain plate making you jump. A trace of amusement flashes across Miguel's face, then he returns to looking at you with a sincere  expression. "I've taken an interest in helping you with your career. With this medical school journey you are on." He continues, turning his attention to his salad, stabbing some of the lettuce.

"I'm a man who makes deals. If you are comfortable with it, I'd like to work out an agreement to where I provide you with anything you might need or desire in terms of funds, clothing, food..." He coats the bite of lettuce in some dressing. "In return, all I ask for is your complete loyalty and companionship. With the ability to negotiate what that looks like." 

You dab your mouth with your napkin, trying to make sense of what he's telling you. If you weren't mistaken it sounds like, "You want me to...be your sugar baby?" 

Miguel smiles, blowing a little air out of his nose. "For lack of a better term, yes." He takes a bite of his  croissant, then a generous sip of lemon water. 

"But, why. Why me? I mean...all the other girls in my dorm at my college, the smart women you work with, surely, there's someone else that would be a more equal fit to you. Why such an interest in someone like me?" 

Miguel pauses, setting down his fork. "Because I see in you what you don't see in yourself. You have potential. You're smart and determined. You've demonstrated you can work hard. You're different. I've noticed you're a lot kinder than your peers. You're humble, and you don't show off." He smiles. 

"You're a perfectionist and you put extra care into your work. I want to make your dreams of medical school happen for you. I see an investment that's very worthwhile." 

"An investment?" You ask. "I'm just a business proposition?" 

Miguel chuckles. "No...no....you are certainly more important than that. Traditionally, with these kinds of arrangements, there's a...a more intimate component to it." His brown eyes shine with the tiniest hint of mischief. "Typically, I'd provide all of this for you, and you'd give me something in return." 

Your breathing gets a little heavier. 

Miguel notices your flustered reaction and smirks, putting a reassuring hand on yours. The warmth of his palm radiating over your skin. "But, my mother raised me to give freely, without expectation of receiving anything in return. I would be fine providing for you as long as you'd let me. As long as you continue to work hard for my company, perform well in your studies, and agree to not to see anyone else while we are involved with one another, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself."

You remain silent, a quiet analysis underway in your mind as he slides a folder to you with a fancy ballpoint pen, the click of it alone sounding like a year's salary. "Open it." 

You obey and open the folder with shaky hands. A lengthy, formal agreement is neatly typed in small black letters, with ample blank space in between some of the clauses of the agreement, presumably for any changes you'd like to make. 

Miguel opens his own copy of the document, taking another fancy ballpoint pen in hand. "Now...this first paragraph details the money aspect of our arrangement. Since I sent you $1,000, that would be considered an advance on your allowance, and I would not send another payment until two weeks from yesterday. Unless, you are needing more before then?" He asks. "Why don't you list all of your debts for me and their respective amounts, and I'll write them down here." 

You nod, going through the list. There's your phone bill, your Netflix account, Spotify, your insurance, groceries, your three maxed out credit cards, a personal loan you owe the bank, as well as anything you need such as toiletries, medicine, and clothing. Miguel takes note of each one and writes it down. The room silent except for the gentle flick of his pen. 

"Perfect. These won't be an issue at all." He scans the next paragraph. "Now, for this portion, I need you to fill out this form." 

He slides you a new paper, and your eyebrows furrow in curiosity as you look at its contents. It almost looks like a personality quiz, asking for your favorite foods, drinks, places you like to go, your favorite colors, your favorite fashion brands, what makeup you like to use, jewelry you prefer, your height, and measurements. 

"What are these for?" 

"These are for me. So I can take care of you properly." Miguel says. 

You feel the area between your legs get hot when you notice one of the items. "F-favorite... position..." 

Miguel smirks. "Like I said, we can negotiate on that portion. I'm not expecting you to do anything intimate with me if you are not comfortable. But if you are..." He stands up, leaning over you a little bit. 

"Then I'd like to know, so I can pleasure you accordingly. In just the way you'd like..." 

You can feel yourself getting dizzy. Everything about this arrangement seemed so good to be true, you had yet to find any downsides to it. But it felt wrong, almost naughty. This man who was supposed to be your boss, now turned into your personal butler, chef, piggy bank, providing and pampering you with anything and everything a girl could possibly dream of or want.

"I...I might be okay with little things like...I don't know...kissing?" Your face heats up and you look down at your lap. Were you really talking out loud, in explicit detail about a proposed physical relationship with your boss? 

Miguel smiles and nods. "Alright..." He jots that down. "Anything else?" 

"Anything but...sex." you say the last word quietly as though it was a sin. 

Miguel gives you a reassuring smile, perking up a little bit in excitement at the idea of you opening yourself up to him a little more physically. "Could you be more specific?" He asks quietly. 

Your face burns and you look around to make sure Lyla or someone isn't around. 

"It's just you and me, cariño..." He says quietly, leaning a little closer to you. "I need you to be as specific as you can about what you are comfortable with doing together. Nobody will know, but you and I..." 

His tone is gentle, just above a whisper. You feel your insides curdle into honey. "Um...kissing, like making out..." 

"Mhmm..." Miguel nods slowly, writing it down. "Please, go on." 

"Um, touching..." 

"Over, or under clothing..." 

"Um.." you bite your cheek, trying to keep your composure. "....both." 

Miguel cocks his head at you, a smile curling on his lips. "You sound unsure." 

You shake your head "No I'm, I'm sure..." 

Miguel looks at you curiously. "You don't need to lie or say what you think I'd like to hear." He sets down his pen. 

"To be frank, your pleasure is positively correlated with my own. In order for mine to be optimized, yours must be completely satisfied...and I'd like to get as much as I can." 

Your eyes flutter and you swallow, nodding. "Ah-okay.... Um...yeah let's just do touching outside of our clothes for now." 

Miguel hums and takes note. "We'll revisit that part later, when we have more time. This next section is extremely important." 

He runs his finger down the page. "Now, these are just a few housekeeping items. I prefer minimal public displays of affection, and if there are any, they are extremely modest. Any public dates we go on will be limited so you are not spotted by the press. You are not to post of our relationship on social media. You must reject any romantic advances from anyone else. Does this all sound okay?" 

You blink a little at the rigid terms but nod. "Okay, yeah, understood." You look back down at the document, scanning over the next paragraph, noticing the next section, "Transparency...so, I'm allowed to ask you any questions I have before I sign the agreement?" 

"Yes, any questions you have, I'll answer. So you know what you're getting into." Miguel says, leaning back in his chair. 

"Have...have you had relationships like this before?" 

Miguel nods. "Yes, I have." 

You gulp, a little uneasy at his answer but you slowly digest it. "Have they been...employees of yours?" 

Miguel pauses as he recollects his memory. "No, admittedly. You are the first. That's why I moved you under Jess's leadership. To try and avoid any entanglements that would compromise my business."

You nod, biting the tip of your pen thoughtfully. "It says here you don't do marriage?" 

"Marriage? No. That's correct. I will not marry anyone." 

You hesitate. "Can I ask why?" 

Miguel nods, taking his seat next to you again. "I built this business from the bottom up. It means a great deal to me. I have entirely too much to lose. My fear for the security of my assets, along with the messy emotions of a marriage are why I refrain from entering into it again." 

"You were married before?" 

"Yes, once. She passed away shortly after my daughter was born." 

"I'm sorry..." You say quietly. 

"Don't apologize, it happened a long time ago. But, my not wanting to get married has caused many of the women who were in your position before to end the relationship. I understand if this is a deal breaker for you." 

You contemplate for several moments. Marriage was something you dreamed of, but with all of the amazing benefits he was offering you, perhaps you could put up with a ring being taken out of the equation, for now. "I think I can handle it." 

Miguel smiles and nods. "Very well...just know that you can terminate this arrangement at any time, and I won't harbor any feelings of animosity towards you if you do. I understand my requirements are extensive, but I intend to make sure it's completely worth it and you are happy and taken care of. If you sign this agreement, you will still be mine entirely. Anything you desire, anything you want. I promise it will be yours." 

His hand finds yours again. "Now...if you'll sign, please?" 

 

You quickly write your signature on the bottom line. A small breath leaving you as he tucks it back into the folder. "Wonderful...thank you. This means a great deal to me...with that said and done..." He takes you by the hand, helping you stand up. 

His eyes look into yours. You hold his gaze, a look of wonder on your face as you look back at this beautiful man who just promised to be all yours. Your wish his command. Every pretty and fine thing in his world at your disposal. He purrs quietly, bringing you closer. 

"Will you put your hands on my chest, please?" He whispers. 

You obey, your lips parting as you feel the dense muscle underneath your palms. A quiet rumble vibrating through him at the sensation of your touch. Your eyelids droop when you feel him bringing his hands to your hips. 

"And...I can put my hands here...?" He murmurs. 

You nod silently, wetting your lips. 

Miguel smirks at this, his own eyelids becoming heavy and he leans down towards you a little bit. "Can I have a kiss, before you go?"

You utter a shaky breath and nod, "Yes..." 

He carefully and gently presses his full lips against yours in a delicate kiss. He was softer than you were expecting. He hums quietly and begins slowly to open his mouth against yours, releasing little breaths into your mouth when you hold the kiss. 

Any anxiety you had about this arrangement seemed to dissapate as quickly as your lips met in a tender first meeting, your body now reacting with a mind of its own, your hands slowly sliding up his body, finding the back of his hair. 

Miguel grunts a little eagerly, pleasantly happy with the way you're responding, and he pulls you closer, sliding his tongue into your mouth, sucking your bottom lip, using one of his hands to angle your head, requesting permission to leave his kisses elsewhere besides your lips. You groan and tilt your head back, letting him gently move his lips along your throat. He chuckles against your skin. "Perfect...." 

He sighs and cups your face in his hands, looking at you with adoring eyes. "I have to go away on business until Friday..." He brings you back in for another kiss, gliding his tongue across your lips, smiling as he hears you moan open mouthed into him. 

"Mmm….this...should hold me off until then." He presses his forehead against yours. "In the meantime, don't forget to fill out that paper of all your favorite things." He nuzzles the tip of his nose against yours. "I also need your phone number." 

You beam at him and eagerly enter your number into his sleek phone while he gently kisses the top of your head, watching you do it. Before you part, he speaks up. 

"One more thing, with me, you will be looked after and offered personal protection." 

A man enters the room. He's tall and lanky, sporting a grey turtleneck under a fancy tweed black trenchcoat and circular framed glasses with dark brown hair. He's rather cute and looks like a mashup of The Matrix meets Peaky Blinders. 

"This is Noir. He will be your personal driver. You're to let him know where you're going at all times and if there's anything you need, okay? He has my number as well, so any questions or concerns you have for me, you can also relay to him in the event that I'm unavailable." 

"Ma'am." Noir greets you with a friendly smile and polite kiss on the back of the hand. "Your wish is my command. Your safety and comfort is my utmost priority. If you're stuck in front of a train, my only job is to throw myself in front of it." 

Miguel clears his throat, a little annoyed with Noir's dramatics. "Yes...right. Take her home, please. Make sure she has anything she needs until Friday." He pulls you back in for one more kiss and hug. "And I'll see you...." He kisses you tenderly. "Very soon...¿Vale? (Right)

"Right..." You agree, giving him another gorgeous smile. "Thanks, Miguel. I'll miss you..." 

Miguel gives you a warm smile and one more peck on the lips. "Awh...te extraño más(I'll miss you more)." He winks. 

"Take care of her for me, Noir." 

"You got it, boss." 

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Noir drives you in a sleek Mercedes back home, opening your door and making sure you have everything you need before he drives off into the night. 

You walk in your shared dorm with a big smile, only to have it wiped away when you open your fridge. Your leftovers from your takeout last night were missing. You close the fridge with a frown and walk towards your room, pausing outside Isla's room. You hear her voice along with Heather and Vivian's speaking in low volume which abruptly cuts off when they hear someone approaching. 

"Hey..." 

The three girls look up at you from their places on Isla's bed as though you killed their cat. 

"H-have you guys seen my food that was in the fridge?" 

"Don't know, don't care." Vivian snaps. 

You tense up, wondering where this hostility is coming from. "I don't get it, what's wrong?" 

"Nothing's wrong, except Professor Hill came in and bitched at all of us not cleaning the bathroom." 

You take a deep breath. "Okay...but, I told you guys last week, I'm tired of being the only one who cleans it, and this week I'm not doing it, so one of you needs to decide who's taking a turn this time." 

"Um, actually it is your job this week. Since you want to be a whore and sleep around with the boss." Heather says, crossing her arms. 

You feel a knot in your stomach. 

"What are....w-what..." 

"Huh, um what, duh?" Isla responds, mocking you in a deep voice with dramatic facial expressions. "Stop playing dumb. Now you think you're hot shit, getting to skip out on work now that you're his little slut and he's sending you flowers?" 

“First of all, it's none of your business, second of all, why are you privy to any of this, Isla? Did you go into my room while I was gone?” 

“It's none of your business, since you wanna play that game with me, you hoe.”  she retorts. 

"It's not my fault he chose me over your desperate ass, Isla!" 

Isla pauses, then chuckles darkly. "Oh sweetheart...." She gets up, shoving past you and racing towards your room. 

"What the-" you attempt to run after her but Heather and Viviana hold you back, pushing you against the door. "Ow-stop! Please!" 

Isla takes the bouquet of flowers from your window sill and the card, "ThAnK yOu FOr tHe sAnDwICh and fOR yOur DiliGEnt woRK fOR mY depaRtmEnt. EnJOy- Dr. O’HArA!" She reads in another mocking tone. 

"Isla, those are mine!" Heather and Vivian restrain your arms, preventing you from entering your room. "Stop!!" 

Isla smirks and opens your window, tossing the gorgeous bouquet of flowers out of it. 

Your heart sinks from your chest to your stomach and you bolt outside, Heather and Vivian cackling at your expense. 

Your lip trembles and eyes fill with tears as you crouch down, trying to pick up the pieces of the shattered vase and the tattered flowers that lay on the ground. 

----

Noir notices you're not as talkative as he drives you to work the next morning. “Long night?”

“Eh…” you try to brush it off. “Just issues with my living situation.”

“Wanna talk about it?” Noir asks, adjusting his mirror so his gray eyes look into yours. “I'm all ears.”

You make a tiny scoff, running your tongue along your teeth as you recount your confrontation with Heather, Isla and Vivian, sniffing as you tell him how they've made your life hell and picked on you ever since you moved into the sorority.

Noir nods, taking silent notes in his head as he quietly drives.

“Hey…” Noir says to you as you go to exit the car. “Don't let the bastards get you down, little lady.”

You crack a small smile, nodding and entering the building with a loud sigh.

----

After work, as you slide into the backseat, you gasp at the sight waiting for you. A fresh bouquet of red roses and babies breath even bigger and more gorgeous than the old one, with a new note from Miguel.

This vase is shatterproof. ;) Please tell me if they give you any more trouble. You're more precious to me than any flower. I hope this proves it.

All yours,

-Dr. O’Hara

----

[cregansdingdong]

ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ.

Aemond Targaryen x Wife!reader | no use of y/n | warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, soft!insecure!Aemond, mentions of his scar and missing eye, comfort himmmm; this man is so lana coded i cant even

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“I can do it myself, you know.” He murmurs, his gaze meeting hers in the mirror. She’s quiet for a few moments after, her hands moving skillfully to distribute the oil along his silver hair. “I know you can. But I enjoy it.” Aemond couldn’t argue with that. Seated obediently at her vanity, allowing her to take her time doing his hair after their bath, he sat patiently and topless. On occasion, her fingers brushed against the lean muscles of his back, pretending it was an accident. He loved when she did that. His hair was still fairly damp under her touch—the comb gliding through the strands with ease. “Would you like for me to braid it?” She hums.

He thought about it for a moment, his eye taking in the sight of his angular face in the mirror, bare and visible with his blonde tresses combed back. There was a hint of anxiety brewing in his chest. “...Do you think it would suit me?” She seemed a bit surprised by his question, but answered in an instant. “Of course. You look handsome in everything, husband.” The corner of his lip quirked up at that. “You’re biased. Because we’re married.”

“I am not.” She laughs, leaning over his shoulder to look at him. “I am not. Have you ever considered that you're simply perfect?" He scoffs, a quiet sound that holds no malice and only the vulnerability of a scarred man. "Hardly, ābrazȳrys." His wife tuts at the dismissal, hands coming around to rub along his chest—a soothing motion she'd done since they'd gotten married. Her gaze meets his sapphire one, undeterred by the scar. It had taken him months to remove his eyepatch in front of her, and even longer to let her touch it. "You're perfect, Aemond. Regardless of what you believe, you're whole and deserving of my affections. Nothing will change that. Come on. Repeat it."

Despite the quiet sigh that flows past his lips, he pulls her into his lap, wrapping his arms around her comfortably. There was a low rumble of appreciation from him as he nudged his nose against her shoulder. "I am deserving. Happy?" She rolled her eyes at his lackadaisical attempt, but she was pleased enough that he'd said it. "Very. I love you, husband. All I want is for you to love yourself. No matter what people at court whisper. Because...?" She waits for a different answer this time, one they loved to practice when they were alone. "Because I'm married to the most beautiful woman in Westeros." He hums, gently taking her chin in his fingers to press a warm kiss against her mouth.

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[cloudcountry]

Ok it says requests closed but I was gonna ask: what about Ritsu is so compelling to you? I find him rather bland and want to hear what about him makes you feel safe and loved? Why is he your favorite? INFODUMP me write all your interest I am listening with excitement :3

oh youre so good, this doesnt count as a request at all!! i actually needed a few days to gather my thoughts and make this semi-coherent. i also consulted my six pages of notes about this guy. yes im normal about him. yes.

RITSU SHINJO. there are a lot of things to love methinks. he can definitely come across as someone who is rude or stuck up, and dont get me wrong i totally did NOT fuck w his ass when i first met him. but he changed my mind really quickly.

i really appreciate how he stands up for what he believes in. like his ambitious nature is what really endeared me to him at first. he stares down barrels of guns and is like "okay, but youre going to listen to what i have to say" and honestly??? i was in awe. hes such a brave person and even if it may seem a lil stupid or outrageous sometimes it always works out in the end somehow.

hes also really smart??? like OBVI but like hold on. there are 264 ARTICLES in the japanese penal code. TWO HUNDRED SIXTY FOUR. and he STILL knows more laws on TOP of that. has them MEMORIZED no less!! hes well versed in the arts and his vocabulary is extensive as well. he can speak MULTIPLE LANGUAGES, including german, french, and italian. literally WHAT THE FUCK. hes so impressive??? this is some rich people shit T0T

his lil quirks are super cute too, like how he only drinks black coffee and has six handkerchiefs so his opponents dont see him sweat, or how he spends time watching opera to unwind after the day's events. his handwriting isnt the neatest and he gets SO butthurt about it. hes so unflappable usually but when insulted? its like we get to see the actual ritsu. its silly bc if you compliment him on his SKILLS hes like "oh its natural, ofc i did xyz" but i want to see how he reacts to being told he looks good. or someone noticing if he did something different w his hair, or wore different accessories, or got a new pen. just . someone noticing the little things about HIM, too.

HE FUCKIN SUCKS AT GAMBLING I LOVE HIMMMM also memorized card game rules after learning he'd be sorted into sinostra. he has so much book smartness but when you put him in front of people he fumbles HARD. like its so cute but also i worry about that bc he needs friends and i want him to make friends but i fear he doesnt think he needs them. what he lacks socially he makes up for in random ass trivia that no one needs to know ever.

hes so PREPARED. this is one of the main things that makes me feel so safe around him actually because hes thought of everything. and yk he doesnt even think its that big of a deal. he exchanges the currency so sinostra can have an inn to stay in for the night, he records everything for jabberwock to make sure he understands exactly what he needs to do for the animals, he covers all of his bases and takes notes about everyones behavior just in case in comes in handy.

uses his stigma for fuckass shit like busting down doors and not getting hurt by a rickety bus ride. uses his book to whack people over the head. regularly goes to the mystery diner and ignores ren's complaints about how he sits his ass down foreverrrr. romeo calls him a greenhorn and he blabs about how he obviously isn't. taiga calls him a dumbass and he starts screeching like a baby bird. hes always trying to reign in taiga while also encouraging his bullshit. has obvious favoritism for mc. protects her whenever he can and worries over her safety when she almost fuckin DIES. acknowledges that shes weaker than him, because hes a ghoul and thats just how it is, and actively takes steps to NOT ONLY PROTECT HER HIMSELF, but build up her confidence TOO.

literally i am convinced the way ritsu sees love is making the people you love the absolute best version of themselves, because thats what his parents did for him. so he tries to teach you what he knows, he RELIES on you to keep tabs on romeo or taiga (that is HUGE actually, considering he berates ren for his attitude and doesnt really seem to be close enoough with the other ghouls to rely on them for anything.)

let me say that again, ritsu views mc as an equal because hes placing the captain/vice captain in her hands and telling her to keep an eye on them, he calls HER when he's trying to meet up with everyone, he's actively treating her like a business partner where they will BOTH BENEFIT in more ways than just the curse lifting and winning the laurel crown--

ARGHHHH I LVOE RITSU SHINJO SO MUCH. you are a trooper if u read all of this can i just say .

THANK YOU FOR ASKING I LOVEEEE TALKING ABOUT HIM <3333

[svtsilena]

# 𓈒﹫ MAKNAE LINE RELATIONSHIPS! ★ꜝ

࣪ ⋆ ❪ 97 - 99 ❫ ࣪ ⋆

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! dokyeom & silena ╱ jikyeom

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 78%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! silena’s sunshine, baby, and happy place.

she loves dokyeom so much it hurts her heart. she calls her dk her baby, even though he is older. she loves his energy and how he can always have a smile on his face.

it’s always great energy with them. if you ever see them together, they’re always laughing or having a good time. silena and dokyeom are each other’s supporters. they would always cheer each other on it’s so cute.

dokyeom’s favorite part of seventeen is silena. he sees her as his little sister that needs to be protected from bad behavior. he never wants to see her upset because he believes she should be treated well. dk could never fail to put a smile on her face.

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! mingyu & silena ╱ minlena

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 94%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! my favorite roommates, silena do not like himmmm (jokes)!

she loves teasing mingyu a lot in a sibling way. she cannot go one day without saying a joke about him or just teasing him about something he did. but sil is the only one who can do that, no one else can say anything bad about him. but sometimes when mingyu say something back, she kinda be stunned, which makes them go back and forth.

and don’t put them on a team together! they’re really smart and when they put their brains together, mingyu and silena are unstoppable. the members hate when they team up on them because they’re supposed to team up on each other😭. and they’re really competitive, so it’s a downfall for others when they’re not competing against each other.

but mingyu is so protective over her, it embarrasses silena. especially because their roommates ( + wonwoo ), he would nag about where she’s going or she’s staying out for too long. but in a loving way though!!

overall, they’re everyone’s favorite rivals and loves their dynamic the most.

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! minghao & silena ╱ jihao

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 85%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! the only person who can keep sil sane.

silena describes minghao as a map in her life. if she loses it, she would be lost in life. when he first joined, she was iffy about becoming close to him. but when she learned they share the same language, she became really attached to him. and besides jun, minghao was really appreciative that they knew the same language because he was still new in a foreign country. she was his teacher for learning korean. and he is the only person who calls her jian.

he might be play the annoying brother role, but silena is minghao’s number person in seventeen. he think she’s like a light at the end of the tunnel. and it’s nothing he wouldn’t do for her and he keeps her motivated. they like to go on late night walks with each other, especially after a concert or schedule. when he sees she’s frustrated, he immediately finds a way to calm her down. silena is really fond of him, and wouldn’t change anything about their relationship.

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! seungkwan & silena ╱ silboo

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 70%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! part of silena’s babies, next to dk.

when i tell you she babies the hell out of him, it’s insane. i guess she always wanted to take care of him since pre debut. she always make sure he eats well, have enough sleep for schedules, and make sure he’s not always down on himself. seungkwan doesn’t know the reason why she does what she does, but he enjoys every moment of it.

but while she takes care of him, she loves gossiping with him. when she needs to talk about certain people or what happened, he’s one of the first she goes to. and seungkwan is a great listener, so he’s making sure he’s hearing her out and making little side comments.

they love each other so much and if seungkwan needs someone, silena would be there.

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! vernon & silena ╱ versil or jaesol

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 90%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! vernon is literally her bff.

i feel like they’re the same person, it’s just that vernon is more calm in a sense. silena could be calm, but not vernon calm. they usually share playlists with each other or just have a conjoined playlist which they add their song recommendations for each other. and they love having movie marathons!! it’s silena recommending a movie and vernon going along with it. or it’s him texting saying they should go see this movie.

and she loves vernon’s jokes (sometimes). she sometimes teaches him jokes she be seeing on twitter. and she loves sending him tweets and tiktoks about him. if silena sees something funny about vernon, she automatically sends to him even if they’re sitting right next to each other.

in their own way, their one of the best comedic duos in seventeen and fans love seeing them together.

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ SHIP NAME! dino & silena ╱ jino or chanjae

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ POPULARITY! 97%

✷ 𓈒 . . ﹫ RELATIONSHIP DESCRIPTION! when i say they’re soulmates, nobody is competing with them for best duo.

chan and sil loves each other down! they would go to war for each other. that war being going against the members. they grew up together and doesn’t regret their decisions of becoming best friends. when i tell you they did everything together, they did everything. they went to the same school, graduated together, had their first drink together, and many more.

silena believes dino saved her life and she cannot imagine living without him. he is her person, her other half, and her family. everyone knows if something happened to him, sil would be the first person to do something about it. and chan loves jaein. he believes they were destined to meet. he never connected with a person like he did with sil. she was his first friend when he joined pledis because she was excited that she finally had a same aged friend.

fans love seeing them together. silena’s lockscreen is literally a selfie of her and dino from pre debut.

DES SPEAKS !

theme layout ib svt-rosalie

[darkxsoulzyx]

heyyy, just wanted to ask if you played deltarune chapter 3/4 and if you did, what are your thoughts on it?

hey hey hey!

I, myself, have not played the game BUT a group of friends and I huddled in a call and played it together! ^^

As of today, I have finished Chapter 3 and Chapter 4 (not including any secrets or shenaniganry for Chapter 4, mind you. We're doing that *hopefully* tomorrow or the next day)! It's all been very, VERY exciting hehe :3

I'll put my thought below, so

SPOILERS FOR DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 AND 4 UP AHEAD!!

ok, we good? Great

Okay, so my thoughts are a BIT scrambled (since I binged Chapter 3 in one day, then Chapter 4 *today*), so bare with me

BUT I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TENNA I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIMMMMMMM <3 <3

You can ask @keirspers (/aff) how much I do, because we were in the part of his "crashout" where you can keep saying "I love TV!"

AND I WOULD NOT STOP TELLING KEIR TO TELL HIM "I LOVE TV" BECAUSE I LOVEEEE HIMMMMMMM THEY HAD TO LITERALLY CUT ME OFF FROM CONTINUING BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I JUST KEPT SAYING "I LOVEEE TVVVV"

HE'S SO SILLYYYYY HE'S SO SCRINKLE SCRUNKLE

I have small clips and recordings of my initial reactions to a few things here and there, and I KID YOU NOT- Seeing his little fangs for the first time? "OOOOOH THE CHOMPIEEESS!!! <333 OH THE LITTLE CHOMPAS!! OOUGGHHHH THE LITTLE FANGIESSSS HEHEHE!!"

LIKE GUYS.

I'm not much of a jevil person, nor a spamton enthusiast.

BUT GUYS.

HEAR ME OUT.

HE IS SO

OH MY GODDDDD

It didn't help that Keir was voice acting the entire thing for me (/super pos they are so cool guys <3) and THEY GAVE HIM SUCH A FITTING, ENTHUSIASTIC VOICE OMGGGG

I LOVEEE HIMMMM I LOVE TENNAAAAAA

I literally chanted along with him every time he said it's "T. V. TIMEEEEEEE!!!" I AM SO ILL. I AM CLAWING BACK FROM DRAWING HIM AS I TYPE THIS.

GODDDD

OKay okay, so the other stuff :3

I wasn't particularly interested in Deltarune's story for Chapter 1, and was slightly intrigued for Chapter 2 (regrettably, I wish I was more enthused!)

BUT. BUT THAT CHANGED IN CHAPTER 3!! Not only because Tenna (heart emoji hehe), but the more secret game parts really intrigued me?

Again, I didn't really find too much interest in the first two chapters until the Weird Route (which definitely caught my interest). Chapter 3's mini-game (?), the one you can only access behind the S-Rank door, continued that same allure. It was mysterious and strange... like something a lot more sinister was lingering underneath the surface!

The mystery behind what's going on, what does Noelle have to do with all of this, what's going on with Kris, what's going on with *Ralsei*??? It had me at the edge of my seat!

Credit to Keir again- their enthusiasm and excitement was infectious! We would theorize and talk about some stuff as we played, and they would often tell me little snippets of lore I may have missed!

For Chapter 3, I really liked the funny TV man :3, the weather lovers <3, and all of the tomfoolery that the other characters got into ^^ Idk what it is about some of the shenanigans in Chapter 3 that made it more enjoyable than Chapter 2, but I think it hit the right spot in terms of my humor X3 Also, this chapter re-established why Rouxls Kaard is THE BEST CHARACTER. I LOVE TENNA SO SO MUCH BUT GOD I LOVE ROUXLS TOO SIGHS

Keir managed to get all of the S-Rank ratings all the times, so I got to see all of the secret parts of that secret game! And wow, I was intrigued.

AND THEN THE ENDING???? THE KNIGHT???????? I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, IT WAS SO COOL!!

AND THEN THE UNDYNE CAMEO??? I CHEERED WHEN I SAW HER, HYPING HER UP AFTER YEARS OF KNOWING HOW ABSOLUTELY BADASS SHE IS- ONLY FOR HER TO GET Immediately kidnapped,,,,, F in the chat for Undyne /lh

I was absolutely LOSING MY MINDDDDD but, that was nothing compared to Chapter 4.

While 3 had all my best laughs and fangirling, Chapter 4 was... wow, was really something else.

First- the Toriel outfit jumpscare?? Yeah that spooked me too /lh UNDERTALE MENTION I GUESS??

Also the church location? Beautiful ^^ The singing? EXCELLENT. THE SHYREN CAMEO???? WAS UP AND OUT OF MY CHAIR TEARING MY SHIRT OFF TO REVEAL A SECRET T-SHIRT THAT SAID "I LOVE SHYREN"

I had lots of fun seeing the church shenanigans, then the subsequent town shenanigans ^^

Keir and I visited the Castle town shortly after, and ough,,, ralsei,,,,,

and then we went to Noelle's house! Super cute and fun until it uh. wasn't. (we had to vent sighs) Asgore being in Noelle's house was uh... sus as all hell. Got me very intrigued ^^ <3 The closet duel had me cackling each time Keir got swatted XD Anddddd Carol. Wow. She lived up to her looming presence and then some.

We got kicked out and I think we went to the church next? And GOD SEEING GERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME, I WAS LOSING IT. I LOVE GERSON GUYS TRUST I was super excited, absorbing every piece of lore and dialogue I could get from this guy! The prophecy stuff, as well as his perspective on it all, really spoke to me ^^ In his secret battle (?), his talk about how the author of the book series "stopped because it became something entirely too big for them" really,,, hit home haha Also Jackostein spooked me at first when he did the "YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG" stuff, but then it just kept derailing XDDD I completely lost it when he said "YOU'RE TOO TOO" and just handed the too too to us LMAOOOOO

The reveal that he was already dead was something I knew since Chapter 1, so I was not too terribly surprised. Still bummed me out though :(

And then the darker reflection of the world creeped me out just a tiny bit? It was still fun though.

The reveal that Kris is simply a flesh cage confirmed some stuff for me, but then more questions arose with Susie's destiny. What did Susie see that we didn't??? So curious...

AND THEN THE FUCKING TITAN APPEARING??? GODDDD

That fight was tough, but so, so cool!! We finished up everything (Kris is... really sus as hell. I don't know who's side they're on anymore).

and god... It's raining somewhere else? It hit like a truck. Not for the reason people would expect (I stare directly at a wonderful indie fan-game, Act to Flirt by @/zirkkun-games)

But yeah... it was really a somber and climatic ending...

AND THEN.

AND THEN FUCKING

SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE DELTARUNE MOTHER FUCKER

IS SHAKING HIS ASS WITH OUR MOM?????

yeah nah I couldn't think of a better ending lol

TLDR; I LOVE TENNA, Chapter 3 was super fun, Chapter 4 piqued my curiosity, sans mention

So yeah, those were my unfiltered thoughts about the whole thing <3 Thank you so much for reading ^^

[heyimkana]

Helloooo~ Kanaaaa~ 👋 long time reader, first time asker~

I am here to express some love for our Shadow Monarch~ my boyfriend recently got me into the anime, and now I am obsessed~.

I can imagine him and his wifey being high school sweethearts, and being such an adorable little couple, little goofs together and so so loving together~

... 😈

I am also a sucker for dry-humping. Home alone, Jinwoo has healed (for the most part) from the last dungeon, him and future-wifey are making out on the couch~ (probably her place, unless Jinah is at school) and his hips just start rocking into hers he's so excited. But right when she moans in his ear--

He cums.

... His stamina isn't the best. He's so sorry, he doesn't know why it happened, his pants are a mess-- But she stops him with a gentle hand. "Darling~... I didn't say to stop~...😈" and he's just "😲😳🥴 okay"

He cums once more before he decides to cheat and use his fingers to make her cum in return. (A learning process, but they learn together) (And over he learns he can use his tongue? Game over, wifey, you better hope no one decides to stop by until he's done) (Fellow "Jinwoo loves eating out his wife" truther, represent ✊️)

However, post-Awakening Jinwoo? (After sobbing over him, having heard he was half-dead, you idiot, what did you do, I'm so glad you're okay, waaaaa) (because that would be so me, just loud crying) (But then kissing him all over his face because he came home like he promised he would) His stamina is starting to increase. He lasts longer and longer before finally cumming. His attitude begins to change. Not in an asshole way, he's more confident. More calm, more collected. Like he's in control of everything and everyone in the room... But he still loves her. He still had the same smile, just for her, he still knows where to kiss on her neck to make her giggle so hard she snorts, he still cooks her favorite food when she's exhausted from work (Civilian wifey FTW ✊️)

But now, instead of a cute little sub, he's a stoic top. (She's kind of relieved. Being a top every time is exhausting 😩)(At least *I* think it is) (But now he's such a top hog! 😠) (Hardly ever shares the role) (Oh, but not stoic in the bad way. He just doesn't make that cute ahegao face post third straight orgasm anymore) (She kind of misses it, she hasn't been able to get him to make it since) (Now SHE makes it 🤭)

OMG GIRLLLL THE WAY I WAS KICKING MY FEET WHEN I WAS READING THIS ASK AAAAAA YES YES YES SO CANON IN MY BOOK!!!!!

DRY HUMPING IS SO HOTTTTT BROOOOO I LOVE DRY HUMPING!!! i wrote dry humping on the deleted scene of Pillow Talk but it was with post-awakening jinwoo so reader was the one who came first LMAO BUTTTTT DRY HUMPING WITH E-RANK HUNTER JINWOO??? 😩 SO FUCKING CUTE AND HOT SIGN ME THE FUCK UPPPP

totally agree with you e-rank jinwoo would definitely cum in his pants the SECOND she went "ah, Jin, please..." in his ear LMFAOOO and i can imagine him covering his face with his hands, blushing madly because of it AAAAA HE'S SO CUTE

post-awakening jinwoo tho 😩😩😩 I came a little just by thinking about him LMFAOOO 💀 I agree with everything you said and it's SO CUTE if they've been dating since he was an e-rank so she could gradually see the changes UGH I WANT HIMMMM imagine expecting him to be all subby during sex only to have him pin your wrists above your head and hold them down with ONE HAND while he's fucking you fast and rough... GOD ME WHEN

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s7 episode 19 “hollywood a.d.” thoughts

i’m excited for this one! i know absolutely nothing about it, except i think it is the episode from which one particular gif i have seen comes from, so i’m in a hopeful mood.

hollywood a.d…. hmm. is this going to be skinner-centric? he and kersh are the only a.d.s i can think of. and i have a feeling it’s not referring to “anno domini”, but hey, you never know

(the way it was literally both meanings of a.d..... woah....)

how did this case get made into a movie? why did a screenwriter get to come along? is this another jose chung sort of situation? i need to know! 

(post-episode thoughts: i love to laugh… i love to share in joy with my friends. and other such things are currently going through my mind.

also, need the gunmen’s reaction to that film. stat)

let us begin!!

we open with what seems like a scene from the movie! a hero is flipping around behind a gravestone, firing his gun. reloading. 

LMAO, DID HE NAME THE CHARACTER MULDER? LIKE, HE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO CHANGE IT? BAHAHA 

bro looks nothing like mulder. and the evil guy yells “my sniper zombies are everywhere” <- okayyyy, naturally! cut to sniper zombies!’

“i’ll offer you a deal: you give me the lazarus bowl, and i’ll give you scully” <- SO SHE DIDN’T GET RENAMED EITHER i’m crying... this must be a PR nightmare for them… are they going to be invited to the red carpet since it’s about them?!

IS THE BAD GUY SUPPOSED TO BE CSM??

if he breaks the lazarus bowl, the zombie snipers go back to being simply corpses. so jot that down.

the bad guy is in some sort of wizard gear and holding scully hostage, lmaoooo…. apparently, the lazarus bowl can raise the dead, so he thinks mulder won’t break it. tea!!!

the zombies don’t want to go back to being just regular dead….. "mulder" throws the bowl up…. grabs "scully"… rolls into a coffin…

NOOO, THAT FLASHLIGHT LINE IS DIABOLICAL…. oh GOD…. they are in a theater….

on-screen mulder says he loves on-screen scully, “no ifs, ands, or-” “bees” LMAOOO (passionate makeout sesh) (the crowd awws as they moan) (cut to real scully, who looks shocked but invested in the movie, and mulder, who puts his head in his hands) LMAOOOO, I WOULD BE DYING IF I WERE THEM

AND SKINNER TURNS AROUND AND SMILES AT THEM???? AS “heavy breathing and moaning continues”, LMAOOO

(author's note: skinner is the og MSR truther... later events in this episode will not change my mind!)

mulder's head falls again. 

BAHAHAAA, SHE LOOKED INVESTED IN THE FILM AND HE WANTED TO DIE LMAOO, I WOULD HAVE IMAGINED IT WOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND, OHHH MY GOD

man... LMAOOOO

the way i rewatched that immediately…. scully looks so pretty in her dress <3 and mulder in his bow tie. and skinner’s SMILE, LMAOOO

awww….. i'm giggling. i’m wondering if mulder’s like damn… wish that is what really happened

intro time!!! god i’m SO fucking excited, LMAOOOO

very short intro today. which i respect. we have to cut to the chase.

okay, so the events we are currently seeing take place over a year before the movie premiere we saw pre-intro. which makes the timeline of the season hard to follow. skinner is debriefing the agents about a church bombing while some other guy sits in the back of his office. 

mystery guy mumbles into an audio recorder “she: jodie foster’s foster child on a payless budget” <- OH MY GOD???? mulder turns to glare at him. scully is a saint for not reacting.

“HE’S LIKE A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS MEETS HARRISON FORD’S WITNESS” <- LMAOOOOO, STOP

THEY’RE JUST STARING AT HIMMMM

scully is very professional and tries to change the subject… she knows who the cardinal at that church is. ooo, he might be the first american pope. writer guy records a bad pun as a terrible high-pitched sound plays.

mulder says this whole thing looks like a terrorist attack for the ATF. hold on, i gotta look something up. ATF stands for... the bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and explosives. ah, i see what he is saying. doesn’t look like their territory.

LMAOOOO, that terrible noise is writer guy’s phone ringing, who mulder turns to and asks if he’s gonna answer it- but he claims he “didn’t want to be rude” 

mulder looks like he’s gonna throw hands. this fellow's name is wayne federman, and he’s a buddy of skinner’s?!?! WHAT!! skinner has friends from college? i guess i haven't thought much about what skinner's life outside of work looks like. i guess i thought that was the sort of job where you don't have one.

he calls skinner “the skinman” <- LMFAOOOOOO, and he says he will NOT get in their way

written and directed by david duchovny… yeah. i should have seen that coming from a mile away. 

(author's note: can't stop laughing at the differences between when he was behind the camera and when gillian was... opposite ends of a spectrum when it comes to tone, but both incredibly in-character writing for our agents. love it)

i’m sorry, still processing “the skinman”. mulder is mad as fuck about being stuck with this dude, but skinner says he shall extend his courtesy and protection to federman- while scully is needed here this morning. “sir, have i pissed you off in a way that’s more than normal?” <- bahahaaa, oh my godddd.

so wait… hollywood a.d…. the way skinner was looking at them in the theater… is he going to end up writing the movie?!

mulder will NOT let federman ask if scully is more than just his partner as they arrive at the church. they go inside, and he asks cardinal o’fallon if anyone would want to hurt him or the crypt- there are just some relics down there, the cardinal claims, and some documents. like god’s refrigerator. federman records this. 

on a daily basis, only o’fallon goes down to the crypt- but today, lucky mulder and federman get to go, too. it’s very dusty. he shows them where the bomb went off, and mulder thinks it might be a terrorist attack. when federman’s phone goes off again. wait no, it’s mulder. no! it’s the cardinal. no! it’s not. who is it then?!

mulder approaches the rocks blown up by the bomb… is there another bomb in there?! is that the terrible noise?

AUGH, there’s a dead guy and a ringing cell phone!!! “micah hoffman” idk who that is, and idk if it’s a spoiler if i look that up, so i’ll just google it later. WAIT NO, we get an answer: it’s just actually the name of the guy who is calling the nokia <- LMAOOO, okay, so not a late 90’s pop culture reference i would fail to understand.

(author's note: it turns out that the dead guy was supposed to be the micah hoffman, which was lost on me, because: why did someone else calling him make the phone screen show HIS OWN name? i get that there was a time before caller ID, but it makes no sense for someone to call YOU and your phone to show your own name! like, what? i'm pretty sure whoever owns the phone knows their own name! so this detail threw me for a plot loop because i was unfamiliar with cellphones in the 2000's. if they really did show your OWN NAME when someone called you, that is one of the silliest things i can think of!)

scully and mulder have been reunited- plus federman- and scully asks if this hoffman fellow was some sort 60’s campus radical. he was a weatherman, says mulder; he was a yippie. are these real terms? guess i will need to look into that

and he was a poet and played baseball at columbia... okayyyy, mr. duchovny projecting that one season of basketball he played at an ivy league school onto this side character, LMAOOO. federman knows that this hoffman was never heard from again after some incident in the 70’s that is not elaborated upon- maybe he isn’t as stupid as he acts. but that is doubtful

mulder asks what skinner wanted with scully and she says “just paperwork”… federman makes a "hmm" sound and face. see, i thought he was implying something dirty earlier when he made a certain face because skinner said scully was needed in his office... but i didn't want to assume the worst in him. however, this just confirms that is what he was doing. NASTY!! i hate to see scully and skinner's relationship in that sort of light. so federman must be a severe dirtbag. i wonder why skinner- i’m sorry, “the skinman”- still has his number.

(author's note: the rest of this episode would provide challenges to me on the same grounds that the story seemed to imply skinner is attracted to scully, but i utterly refuse to believe it, and no force can come between me and denial of things i hate, so checkmate ❤️)

they are going somewhere and scully says they should have a warrant. federman makes some comment about it only being the constitution they're violating- no big deal. another tongue-in-cheek comment to the fans, along with the "bees" kiss?

wherever they are, it is filled with paintings. i see one very erotic one and the rest seem… idk, religious, maybe? 

ah, they must be at hoffman’s place, and it seems he was making bombs. so scully thinks he was killed by something he made.

NOW WHY DOES SCULLY KNOW A FORGER’S TRICK USED TO MAKE PAPER LOOK OLD LMAOOO??? oh i just love her…. mulder is gonna shoot this federman fellow if he makes any more puns. get a taste of your own medicine, buddy.

so hoffman made pots, did calligraphy made to look like old religious texts, and maybe also painted those paintings by the door. a man of many talents.

SCULLY CAN READ GREEK???? like, even a little bit? this is CRAZY. is this something you learn if you're a really dedicated catholic? or something she did in school, like german class in college. need someone to let me know here because i'm shocked.

she says it looks like a lost gospel- of mary magdalene and christ’s life on earth after the resurrection. heretical, but long rumored to exist. 

why would hoffman have them? or, asks federman, why would o’fallon have hoffman’s forgeries? 

“like the way you guys work- no warrants, no permission, no research” <- lmaooo, call the show's writing out, i see you!!! they’re back in the crypts. and they hear weird noises. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME OR SOMETHING LIKE SKINMAN, HE ASKS MULDER... STOOOOP!!! and did scully leave??

they find more of the gospel of mary in the crypt. “alright, so is this a real fake, or a fake fake?” <- federman is asking the real questions 

but damn! federman’s cellphone goes off. why does his cellphone work in the crypts? and why does a skeleton move away from his foot??

mulder is holding the flashlight in his mouth. looking at something. while more bones click. a funny little song plays as the CGI bones stick a flashlight into a skull. LMAO, WHAT IS GOING ON. the skeleton assembles! right in front of federman!

scully is attempting to convince federman that he was hallucinating dancing bones trying to reconstruct a bowl. he says he has a movie to write. mulder is surprised, but he says “fiction is quicker than truth and cheaper”, which is fair enough. scully looks SO DONE WITH THIS, LMAO

“you want my advice? you’re both crazy” “well, why do you say that?” “well, you’re crazy for believing what you believe, and you’re crazy for not believing what he believes” <- i generally support getting their asses, federman, but i’m not trusting you after those faces re: skinner and scully. but with this statement, he leaves. 

scully says she knows federman is yanking his chain, so she’s hesitant to mention it, but it reminds her of the lazarus bowl. she says she had a wacky nun in catholic school they called “sister spooky” because she told so many scary stories... aww. sister spooky claimed that a lot of random wood came from the cross, a lot of random blood came from jesus, and that lazarus’s aunt recorded the incantation to raise the dead in the grooves of a pot she was spinning like a song in vinyl. “you see, it’s just not true that you can’t get good science at catholic school” <- LMAOOO

"that is a very cool story coming from you scully", mulder says, BAHAHA, and she smilessss…. he tells her he will have chuck meet her at the office to listen to the bowl and he is going back to chat with the cardinal 

chuck is talking about everything in the world making music. throws mulder’s porn tapes under the bus. he really wants us to know that mulder is watching porn.

and then chuck hears some weird holy sounding noise when he scans his wand thing over the bowl. who made this? either a guy named micah or one of jesus christ’s friends, explains scully. apparently, the bowl is singing in all the keys at once!!

mulder asks cardinal o’fallon to translate more of the fake fake gospels. ohhhh, it’s talking about mary magdalene and jesus as lovers. heretical! mulder tells him they’re forgeries from hoffman. the cardinal says he thought they were real. aww... the poor cardinal looks like he is gonna cry.

i’m crying, the ancient texts look to be in amazing shape, like on a normal piece of paper that is just a little old, lmaooooo. it turns out the cardinal bought them in order to hide them- to keep others from feeling the despair and anger he felt. he wouldn’t destroy them because he thought they were real. “is being made fool of a crime, agent mulder?” “i’d be doing life if it were, sir” <- aww :(

cardinal o'fallon starts to cry 

oooo, mulder calls scully and asks her to perform the hoffman autopsy. he was blackmailing o’fallon with those forgeries. meanwhile, she’s playing with the bowl that might raise the dead on their desk, LMAO. but another call comes in for mulder. it’s federman! mulder tells him he can’t talk about the case- but that is okay, because skinman is keeping federman in on the loop anyway. IS THAT ALLOWED? he wants to know who mulder sees playing him in the movie. “i’m in the movie?” <- LMAOOO, his voice!!! he sounded sooo excited!! federman claims the character is loosely based on him... more of an amalgamation, really. 

and mulder clicks back to scully, calling her "sister spooky" and saying he has to take the call, LMAOOOO. he must be over the moon to be featured in a movie. she will report back after the autopsy.

he wants richard gere to play him, but federman can offer a guy named garry shandling for the role. and someone named tea leoni to play the loosely based on scully character. WELL THEN... WHY DID HE CALL TO ASK?

and skinner told him about the lazarus bowl. IS THIS ALLOWED?

the actors want to meet the agents! AND RICHARD GERE WILL PLAY SKINNER (mulder hits something with his car) LMAOOO

scully is doing an autopsy. she’s gonna weigh the heart. AUGH, THE GUY SITS UP AND ASKS FOR IT BACK? she gasps and he walks up to her and knocks the knife out of her hand. she picks it up and slices her finger!!! noooo, scully!! the guy's blood will mix with her blood... the germs! and in the time it takes for that to happen, he is back to a normal corpse. you can see she thinks she’s losing it. but she's so pretty doing an autopsy….

mulder comes in to see what’s going on. there are traces of red wine and strychnine in hoffman’s stomach. is she going to mention what she saw? about him getting up and asking for his heart back? mulder thinks o’fallon poisoned him! they go to get a warrant.

scully wants to allow o'fallon some dignity to finish his mass before they go and arrest him. she goes and looks at the statue of jesus. crosses herself and kneels. and then sees that hoffman guy's head on the statue's body!!! saying something in latin!!!

she turns to mulder, and by the time she turns back to face jesus, it’s a normal statue again. our girl is freaked tf out. and at this point, she decided they have to go get o'fallon now. they arrest him.

but in walks hoffman!

skinner is YELLING at our agents. for misidentifying a corpse. “sir, the dead man looked very much like micah hoffman” AND he had his ID!

“scully, if i’m carrying marilyn monroe’s purse, do you assume that i slept with JFK?” <- HOWLLLLLING. what if i say yes, skinner?

skinner is mad as FUUUUUUCK. he must be worried about his movie. that or he thinks the church will sue the FBI. maybe both. and they are ordered to take a 4 week leave!!! they look very shocked. this might be the most unjust leave they have been forced into!!

they go back to their office, where mulder declares richard gere is getting to skinner’s head. chuck is still there, with updates on the pot. in the background of the sound from the bowl, someone speaking in aramaic! the language of christ, mumbles scully. 

what is it saying? NOT THE BEATLES JOKE, LMAOOOO: “I AM THE BEARDED COW-LIKE SEA BEAST” <- STOP, WHY DID THAT GET MY ASS…

well, after that is said, the next voice is one man commanding the other to rise from the dead!

they go to talk to hoffman, who claims to be jesus. he knew o’fallon from college- he was his divinity professor. he says o’fallon believes in christ but not man, as we see hoffman’s paintings of jesus kissing who i assume to be mary magdalene in the background.

so hoffman created a christ that suited his own worldview, which i guess is realy into worldly loving. but before he could do so, he had to become jesus... like a method actor. and get down the language, the vibe, the feeling.

when it came to analyzing the forgeries he sold to o'fallon, the church couldn’t go outside of their own resources to get verification, because the writings were too damning. but something weird happened. hoffman was converted- like saul to paul. he went from impersonating jesus to becoming him. so, naturally, he needed to destroy the blasphemous writings. 

mulder asks how his cell phone got on the dead man. “god works in mysterious ways” uh. okay!

cutscene. mulder is on his couch, quoting a movie word-for-word as it plays. it’s called plan 9 from outer space. when scully arrives! he thinks the movie is so bad it will hypnotize his conscious critical mind “and frees up my right brain to make associo-poetic leaps". that is a bold theory. maybe i should put on a really bad show when i get writer's block.

it’s made him think of the relationship between hoffman and o’fallon- like that of jesus and judas. okaaaay, he’s read the brothers karamazov, i see you king! “how about hoffman’s roadrunner to o’fallon’s wile e. coyote?” asks scully <- THIS QUEEN AND HER CONSTANT CARTOON REFERENCES…. i really do love her so much. she has such a big smile as she says this. 

scully asks- very seriously- if he really thinks it’s possible that hoffman is jesus. he checks to make sure she isn’t making fun of him. before he says no- but crazy people can be very persuasive. “well yes, i know that” (pointed look) (pointed eye roll in return)

blatant flirting on this couch. and did he get blankets for this couch? mulder... i'm shocked. is he getting his life in order?

“maybe true faith is a form of insanity” “are you directing that at me?” “no! i’m directing it at myself. and at ed wood”

“how-“ “42” “you’ve seen this movie 42 times?” “yes” “doesn’t that make you sad? it makes me sad” 

OHHHHHHH… they’re going to use their probation to go to watch the movie being filmed in California…. oh my god… my poor little heart… MSR hollywood vacation...

and they’re filming at fox studios, bahaha. WHY DOES FEDERMAN KISS MULDER ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, LMAO. which reminds me: we haven’t seen our friend krycek in a loooong time!! what has he been up to?

his faaace... and hers looking at him LMAOOO

MULDER SAYS HE IS A BIG FAN OF THE WOMAN PLAYING SCULLY AND SHE’S LIKE “NO KIDDING”, LMAOOOO 

AND THE RUNNING IN HEELS CALL OUT, BAHAHAAAA 

the guy playing mulder asks if he dresses to the left or to the right. he needs to get into character! “i guess mostly to the left” “mostly?” “most of the time”

why is there a dog running around in the background as scully runs in heels!!! LMAO, WHAT IS GOING ONNNN ON THIS EPISODE. wait- is that his dog? i feel like i've seen that beast in a photo before.

is that chris carter playing the director... or just a random guy? 😭😭

the zombie had to bite off leoni’s shoulder and it was supposed to be TOFU TURKEY!! 

YES, THIS SCENE FROM THE GIFS, LMAOOO!!! SCULLY SIPPING RED WINE OUT OF A GLASS IN THE BATHTUB, CALLING MULDER TO ASK WHAT HE IS DOING… he claims to be working at the computer. she claims to be packing. DID THEY SPEND 4 WEEKS THERE FOR REAL??? AND WE DIDN’T GET TO SEE THEM?? or were they only there for a brief part of those 4 weeks?

AND HIS SPARKLING ASS IS ALSO IN THE TUB…. thinking about why people who come back from the dead want to hurt the living. scully’s talking about cannibalistic and sexual fantasies implicit in the stories of zombies #okaaaay. and he says they’re trying to do the things they miss from life: first eat, then drink, then dance, then make love

LMAO, IS THIS HOW THESE BITCHES TALK?? ABOUT THE GENTLER SIDE OF THE UNDEAD… THEY HOOKED UP ONE TIME, I’M CRYINGGGG

(actually, i'm a little confused if they had hooked up at this point or not, because of the whole "x months earlier" thing. probably best not to think too hard about it, right?)

it’s skinner calling now… mulder claims he’s at the computer. he's apologizing for coming down so hard on them. “i appreciate that, skinman” “don’t call me that” “yes, sir”

HE’S IN LA AT THE SAME HOTEL RIGHT BENEATH THEM, LMAOOO, AND HE HAS CHAMPAGNE AND GRAPES AND SEASHELLS, OH MY GOD…. absolute LUXURY... he’s an associate producer on the film!!

“hey scully, skinman is calling me from a bubble bath” “it’s still me, mulder” <- LMAOOOO, STOP, WHY DID I GIGGLE LIKE A LOSER… 

AND THEN HE DOES GET TO HER AND JUST TELLS HER, LMAOOOOO. it's so important for them to be gossipy.

she thinks leoni has a crush on him and he’s like nooo… omg….

and then. 16 months later. back to the film love confession. scully looks aghast.

“i know that this feels wrong because we’re friends, and we treat each other as equals” says on-screen mulder <- OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD 

WHAT!!!! SHE SAYS SHE’S IN LOVE WITH SKINNER??? OH MY GOD

mulder gets up and LEAVES, saying he cannot take it anymore, while someone smooches skinner…. is that this ex wife…? are they back together? or is it just some random woman? i can’t tell, it’s too dark!!!

mulder runs back to the set of the film. where scully finds him after saying she looked all over. she sits next to him and steals some popcorn. 

hoffman was murdered that evening by o’fallon!! “it’s jesus and judas, scully” 

he’s worried about how they’ll be remembered because of the movie, but she’s like... well, hopefully it’ll just tank, LMAO. OHHH, he’s worried about who will tell the stories of the dead and she says “i think the dead are beyond caring what people think about them. hopefully we can adopt the same attitude” <- AWWW. her big smile while she says this. i swear i've heard that quote before. maybe someone quoted it before i saw this show and i just didn't recognize it.

OH MY GOSH, SKINNER GAVE THEM A BUREAU CREDIT CARD TO USE FOR THE EVENING, AND SHE LAUGHS AND GRABS HIS ARM… and she jokingly confesses to being in love with associate producer walter skinner. LMAO, AND HE SAYS "ME TOO". AND THEY HOLD HANDS?????

then a tree branch scratches against the plastic lazarus bowl from which he was eating his popcorn, and the zombies emerge, starting to dance. and smooch.

the end

(suppressing stupid laughter) hey….. hi. 

LMAOOOOO, HOLD ON, I NEED TO LET IT OUT!!!!

as much as i resent the implication of anything impure between scully and skinner- and maybe this was a comment on what contemporary fans thought, and poking fun at how weird of an idea it was (or maybe it was a super popular theory they were acknowledging?)- this episode got my ass. THE HAND HOLDING!! BUBBLE BATHING!!

the way i had to rewatch mulder angrily leaving and skinner watching scully as the love confession comes on…. and then mulder hiding on the set. and his angst about hoffman and o’fallon’s memories due to the movie. and the CSM shade. “pretty silly”, she said to the "cigarette smoking pontiff". and her LAUGHTER as she says the dead are beyond caring… AND HER SMILE WHEN SHE SAYS IT IS A MOVIE SET, THERE AREN'T REAL DEAD PEOPLE… AND HER LAUGHHHH AT THE CREDIT CARD... AND SHE GRABS HIS ARM…. AND SHE GRABS HIS HAND AFTER THE SKINNER JOKE….

okay, so the guy playing the director character was NOT chris carter and instead just some guy, BAHAHA. shows you how much i know about what was going on behind the scenes.

this was soooo funny. a very clear conversation with the fans. a sort of thank you letter to them. i am sure they appreciated it greatly.

like i said, i reject all ideas of skinner being attracted to scully and assume it was federman being a creep- shh, i don't want to hear you say "but skinner would have had to sign off on it as the producer", LET ME LIVE IN PEACE! but i do wanna know if that woman he was with was his ex (?) wife because!!! we never got any follow up on if he signed the divorce papers!!!

very sick and twisted relationship between o’fallon and hoffman, but, you know. par for the course. i do not believe he was jesus, but i do believe that controlling religious texts is like being a divine figure in a way, so. still interesting. 

so i am a little confused about what exactly was going on: hoffman was dead at first, it seemed, which is why the phone and the ID belonged to him and why he asked for his heart back from scully... and it isn't clear if she just imagined him on the cross or if that was some form of "miracle". and then he came back from the dead, possibly using the bowl, but o'fallon murdered him, so now he is probably dead for good? i'm probably misinterpreting that, which is also probably fine. i'm not sure if the plot was actually the most important part of the episode- although, maybe there was some symbolism in there i'll have to ponder on for some time before i unlock. maybe the blasphemous idea of jesus as a lover says something about the agents putting aside their identity of self-sacrifice to find meaning in each other. or something like that.

skinman will sell state secrets to his college buddies… perhaps this is the meaning of loyalty. 

oh god, the end scene… i need to scream a little. she didn’t care what they world thought of them!!! being on cops must have changed things for her. and the way the camera wasn't fully focused on them holding hands, you could just see them running away in the background... loved it.

i am honestly quite confused over the timeline, so i’m just going to not think about it. like… did the case take place during this season, and the 16 months later part of them actually watching the movie was a glimpse into the future? or did the case take place during the past- like s6-ish- and then the 16 months later took place when all the rest of the episodes of this season were going on? it’s just important to place this in the context of the rest of the s7 flirting! or maybe they jumped ahead into 2001/2002 ish and they therefore do not have to deal with 9/11 in the plot. that could be a lucky coincidence.

ah… don’t worry about the logistics. just take a good thing when it happens.

i am thinking about mulder quoting every word of that movie, asking the deep questions on the couch, scully assuring him he isn't making fun of him, and then proposing that perhaps faith is insanity. and her face when he says he has seen in 42 times. and LA vacation together. and scully's dress and little hairdo as they watched the movie- do you think they walked the carpet at the premiere, or just snuck in as to not blow their cover? do you think she did her hair up herself? do you think mulder short-circuited seeing her in a dress? did skinner think making them kiss in fiction was a favor? and i am thinking about mulder getting furious and leaving, then scully finding him- he's worried about the dead and their reputations, she laughs, grabs his arm and flashes the credit card. and they joke about being in love with skinner.

RAUGH.

i just want to let it all sink in. no worries. no analysis. just... laughter. silly times with the agents. happy times. vacation. tourist-y stuff. more movies on the couch. yeah.

a very good episode that i thoroughly enjoyed with my friends mulder and scully. it seemed like a clear love letter to the fans, and i am curious to hear how it was received at the time- and if you also agree with me about the whole skinner thing. and now i shall sleep and think of the way things ought to be.

[enden-k]

OMGGG HI NAPHA MY LOVE I MISSED YOUUU

yk what is the best part? you can see how being with yuxuan changed her over the years like SHE LOOKS LIKE HIMMMM😭😭😭😭 this is so important for me this is a visual example of "to be loved is to be changed" and i live for it

thank youu for delivering this sketch my day just got so much better

— sarans mom anon(naphas simp anon atp /j)

awhaha thanks!!! glad to hear it made your day a bit better 🖤

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Dany, you know how I feel about that “greedy robber baron” and his unbelievably large hands 😭 Damn near twisted my ankle running to your ask box to humbly request either 1 (tiny hands in big hands) or 3 (cold hands in warm hands) or 13 (linking hands together during sex) or 28 (grabbing the others hand so they don’t fall) I CAN’T DECIDE, they all make me think of himmmm. I’ll let you pick whichever one gets your imagination sparked. And yes I’m aware that you might choose to do a combination of some of them or perhaps all of them, and well, that’s just a risk I’m willing to take 😏 THANK YOU

Send me a touch prompt!

idk why but you saying 'that's just a risk i'm willing to take' made me think of this

Anyway we're back to

Shocking, I know

Warnings: All fluff; period-typical attitudes toward hygiene and skincare; explicit sexual content - vaginal sex

“Oh—Nora May Russell!”

You called after your daughter in vain—the young girl was already chasing your Fox Terrier, Lolly, through the otherwise undisturbed park snow. George was ahead of you, scooping her fallen mitten up from the snow and catching hold of Nora’s arm. He whistled sharply for Lolly, tutting as he knelt in front of Nora to get the glove back onto her chilled little hand. You caught up to them with a sigh, shaking your head at the child. 

“You need to keep your mittens on,” George chastised softly, “Or you’ll have no fingers left, and then how shall you pet Lolly?” 

You bit the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing, forcing your stern expression as Nora glanced between you in shock. 

“Your father is right,” You insisted. “Are you going to lose your mittens again?” 

“No!” She squeaked. 

“Good girl,” George patted her cheek softly before straightening, nodding her toward Lolly again. “Go on.” 

You sighed softly, watching her go before glancing around the otherwise empty park. 

“I still think we should’ve brought her veiled hat. The sun’s even worse reflecting off of the snow,” You argued, grasping your skirts to keep from trampling them through the snow. “If she blemishes—”

“It’ll give her character.” 

“You know that society won’t see it as such.” 

“You know that I don’t give a wit what society thinks.” 

“And that’s all well and good, but it’s never quite that easy—Oh!” You gasped as you lost your footing, sucking in a stunned breath as George caught hold of your hand with one of his own, hooking his other arm around your back to steady you. Your sigh tapered into a chuckle, smiling up at George. “Nice catch.” 

“Yes, it certainly was.” 

You raised your hand, lazily slapping his chest, and grinning as he used his hold on you to tug you even closer once you regained your footing. 

“How long have you got?” 

“Another few minutes,” George grimaced. 

“There’s nothing to fret about,” You insisted. “I’m glad you could get away from the office at all. I can hardly remember the last time I saw you when the sun was up.” 

“Am I changed terribly?” 

His teasing made your face go warm with embarrassment, and you turned your attention back to Nora and Lolly. 

“There’s no need to be facetious,” You grumbled. George leaned in, pressing a warm, tender kiss to your chilled cheek. 

“I’ve missed you, too, you know.” 

You couldn’t help the slight smile that pulled your lips, and you gently nudged his shoulder with your own. 

“I’m sure you tell your mistress the same.” 

“I’ve no mistress, only work.” 

“Work is your mistress, and these days, she hardly spares you for a night.” 

“Is that what you want of me?” He pulled you to stop, turning you to face him. “Merely a night?” 

“You make me sound terribly short-sighted.” 

“I know you far better than to ever believe that of you.” He dipped his head, pressing a tender kiss to your lips. You hummed softly, cupping his cheek and feeling the slight bristle of his beard through your gloves. He sighed softly through his nose as he drew away. 

“I’m afraid I must go.”

“Go, then,” You urged softly. “Keep your scarf wrapped tightly as you walk back—and have some tea when you reach the office. The last thing you need is a chill.” 

“I will.” 

George caught your lips in another gentle kiss before he drew away, whistling for Lolly again. You winced slightly at the sharp sound, and smiled as Nora raised her hands to press to her ears. 

“Father!” She whined. “Too loud!” 

“I am sorry.” He crouched in front of her, grasping her chin gently. “Listen to your mother, and keep your mittens on. Alright?” 

“Alright.” 

George pressed a kiss to her forehead before straightening, patting her cheek gently. He turned, blowing you another kiss before turning away, striding toward the park’s entrance. You watched him go, keeping one eye on him, and another on Nora and Lolly. 

-- 

The knock on your door made you groan aloud. You were so tired. Nora had run you ragged at the park, and Lolly had gotten soaked when she charged into a fountain, determined to get the best of a duck that she had been chasing for the better part of the afternoon. You sighed heavily as you considered who it could possibly be. Likely your housekeeper with Nora in tow, demanding one more story before she went to bed.

“Yes?” You finally called out, turning from you vanity to watch the door open. Your brows rose as you spotted George, smiling as he lingered in the doorway. 

“May I come in?” 

“Of course,” You nodded. “I didn’t expect to see you tonight.” 

“Clay and I finished early.”

“You’ve eaten?”

“Yes.”

“Good.” You stood from your vanity, ignoring the slight chill in the room and forgoing your robe as you reached for George. You grasped his cheeks, drawing him in for a kiss as he slid his hands across your hips. He leaned back after a moment, tutting softly and reaching up to take your hands in his. 

“You’re chilled, darling.”

“I’m alright,” You insisted, shaking your head. George hummed, pressing kisses to your cold knuckles. 

“I can call for Williams,” He murmured, words and beard tickling your skin, “And have him come and put another log on the fire.” 

“I’m alright!” You chuckled. “Truly.” 

“You’re certain?” 

“Yes. Come,” You urged, grasping George’s hand and leading him toward the bed, “Tell me how your day was.” 

“You really want to know?” 

“Of course I do.” You climbed onto the bed, drawing your feet up and patting the bed beside yourself. 

“It’s terribly uninteresting.” He lowered himself down beside you, gently tugging the sleeve of your nightgown aside to bare your shoulder. Your stomach fluttered as he lowered his head, pressing a kiss to the skin before it could cool. 

“I’m sure it’s—It’s not as bad as all that,." 

“I know that it is.” 

He lifted his head, trailing the tip of his nose along your jaw. 

“George.”

“Would you rather you did not have my company for the night?” 

You turned your head, resting your forehead against his. “You know that I want you for more than that.” 

“For much more?” 

“For always.”

-- 

You closed your eyes, biting your lip to keep from moaning aloud at the feeling of George’s steady thrusts. He gave a harsh shove of his hips, and your mouth fell open, a soft moan falling from your lips. You turned your head from him, embarrassment nearly overtaking your arousal. 

“Why do you hide from me?” George murmured. “Hmm?” 

“George, please,” You breathed. “Someone will hear.” 

“Let them hear.” He planted his knees, hips seeming to thrust with greater purpose as he grasped your hands, intertwining your fingers. “Am I not the master of this house?” 

“Yes.” 

“And you, the mistress?” 

“Yes.”

“Then your pleasure is nothing to be ashamed of. Let them hear you. Better yet—" George's lips brushed against the shell of your ear. "Let me hear you."

[callsign-relic]

im (slightly) calmer now but ive preserved the absolutely unhinged energy i had while originally typing this because oh my GOD

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my numbers are so fucked up im giving up YPU KNOW WHERE IM AT. I KNOW WHERE IM AT. 

S3 EP whatever ITS FERAL SCREAM TIME 

Feral Scream Part 1!!!!!!!!!!!

forget episode title feral scream. feral scream is the noise im makign while watching 

it was a BEACON

SOMEONES OUT HERE...

uh oh!!!

OH SHIT THE PODDDDD

Oh fuck CHEETOR IS GONNA SNIPE EM??

AH FUCK OPTIMUS !!!!!!  

oh cheetor you've done it now... :(

WASPINATOR LOOKIN BACK AT THE CAMERA LIKE :D AHFJFHDKDHDJ.???

oh god. Megatron monologue.

love waspinators igor energy here.

take it easy with the power pizzas...

is depth charge going to help? 

no. <33 

off he GOES Lmao??????

CHEETOR!!!!!!!!!! AHHH

INSTALL THE CLONE CELLS?? clones of WHOMST?? dinobot??????? IDK HES THE ONLY ONE WHOS BEEN CLONED BEFORE

WHO IS IT!!!!!

waspinators igor energy OFF THE CHARTS

wait literally theres even lightning and stuff like when dinoclone was introduced

UAAUHGH I MEAN. WHAT IF...

Ough the tension this episode is so so so good. it feels like its been like 20 minutes already im DYING its been like 7min.

AAGAHDOGHRKELGJELENGLD i made an unintelligible noise IS IT ?? IS IT ACTUALLY DINOBOT ????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHDHHHFHFJ!!!

ah fucm DEPTH CHAAARGE

how much does dinobot know/remember... can HE transform? or is he like dinoclone...

HE CAN

oh FUCK CHEETOR!!! AHH

aHHHHHHH?!?!?! IS HE OKAAAYYYYYYYY????? 

IS CHEETOR GONE??? or did he also get transmetal2'd... but the thing!! the thing that did the transmetaling he threw it to DC!!

"cat was tough. hw went out fighting" oh my god DEPTH CHARGE you. i. im gonma fucking.

NOT ANOTHER WORD???????? THATS ALL? HE JUST LEAVES? SHFKFBEKRBFK hes so terrible. i love him.

scanning

OH? OH?? BLACKARACHNIA...

OUGHGHRHDHHFHF... she got the THING. the alien core thing!! before it got destroyed !!

awww OP :(

AHHH CHEETORS STILL ALIBE

OKAY OKAY OKAY AHH

oh my god but hes going through it... auuaug WHATS HAPPENING TO HIIIIM

AUEODPEKEMFBFLNWBFLS THE SUDDEN TONE CHANGE

THE RUBBER DUCKYYYY?!?!? BATHTIME AGAINNN <33 

rampage !!!

Megatron wiggling his toes...

RAMPAGE........ 🥺😭 like listen hes evil and terrible and mean but also I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIMMMM i love when being unkillable becomes a curse. so good.

dinobot hasnt said a WORD so far... dinobot... wjat have they done to you......

CAN he speak? IS THAT WHAT THE TITLES ABOUT. FERAL??

depth charge on the hunt!! 

oh man theres gonna be TWO spark signatures for Rampage now

THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST EPISODE EVER ITS ONLY BEEN 15 MINUTES IT FEELS LIKE 40 THIS IS GREAT IM SO STRESSED OUT

OH OH OH DINOBOT DOES SPEAK

👀

👀 BUT HARDER!!!!!! GROWLING!!

CHEETOR? CHEETOR??? CHEETOR????????

"some kinda GHOST mebbe..." ajrkfhrkdjk Quickstrike is so tiny.

"...or it will be when im done with it" grjfhdkenrbtkrjfke i still. dont like QS very much but i do respect his lines sometimes theyre SO funny

hes SUCH a little freak.

oh my god cheetor(?!) is SO fast

SO SO SO FAST

Megatron spinning like a tornado!!!

im really enjoying depth charge just. tied up here like "WTF IS HAPPENING"

ouguguugufufufufhfhgggshggdggdgh... CHEETOR...

AHH OKAY OKAY HODPSKEMGDLGJE

*stressed noises* hhhhhhh

EPISODE WHATEVER THE FUCK LETS GO PART2

oh my god is that cheetors room 🥺🥺?!?!?

all the lil models... THE PICTURE OF HIM AND OP 🥺😭

WHEBGJFISHK WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF BLACKARACHNIA BY YOUR BEDSIDE. CHEETOR.

op hanging around outside like a worried parent...

OUGH he cant even fit in the room- OUH he. hrhgsh. big.

rattrap: hey optimus! hows our boy uuuauauiihhhfhhdhhbg,,, their boy,,,,

he doesnt want to use the CR chamber >:000

oh i love the CLOCK? 

...............

SORRY IM JUST STARING VERY INTENTLY AT THE SCREEN RN WHAT THE FUCK

Ohhh its a dream again

KDJSLKJSDLK awwwh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ;w;

evil silverbolt in the dream is so. kjsdfkjsdfhsf "ill protect you from that UGLY creature" 

JUST A DREAM, HE SAYS AS HE STARTS TRANSFORMING?!?!?

WHAT !!! IS HE A WERECAT NOW?? HES GOT WEREWOLF VIBES

IAHDLKDJAKDAFKJFKJSDHLDKH "it was BIG. it was UGLY! ... it got cheetor..." 

NOOOOOOOO,, IT IS CHEETOR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

megatron: "someones out for a midnight stroll... at mach 2" LSDFLFJHSF

whats!!! up with cheetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT REALLY IS LIKE A WEREWOLF SITUATION KJHSJFH 

awwwwh,,,, cheetor :CCC

blackarachnia!!!! is so so so sus.

EHEHE... depth charge <3 

ough hes gettin knocked about by OP

IALELKJAELKRHAKLJS ? ?? ? dinobot cut waspinator to RIBBONS

LITERALLY

yayyy cheetor is back :D

oh CHEETOR. CHJEETOR......................... lying to op :( he already done know!

awwhh.. cheetor :(( 

UH OHHH. uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOBOT!! dinobot the second. Dinobot..2? what do i call him.

WASPINATOR WITH AN ARM SLING??????? AND BANDAIDS? he was RIBBONS.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEETORS GOT A NEW FORM !

OH HES COOL? ?? 

Cheetor gets to be SO cool AHHHHG

hhhg... his beastmode is still feral.........................

awhhhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this whole bit is so so so sweet

>:O?!?!

awwwh- TLKAHD:LKDA":DLJLDA:FJFLKAHD OP PICKIN HIM UP

HES SUCH A DAD

"ah joy... cyber puberty" KDJLKSFJRLA hes all grown up now...

hes SOOO awkward

O"PAJF"A:SAKDIAHFR:AS NO

this is thw worst actually im getting secondhand embarrassment at these interactions.

HMMM... hm................. blackarachnia plotting... ouughghhgh,

AAHHH....

im guessin we're gettin transmetal2 BA soon but the question is HOW

(i know the answer now.) im up to s3 ep10 because i couldnt stop watching LMAO. so ive only got TWO MORE EPISODES. which means the next thing i send in will probably be. 3 eps in one since the last episodes are a 2 parter i think

ALSO i cant believe its tarantulas day and he fucking DIES (??!???!!) AHDKFBSK,,, im yelling screaming crying so much HAPPENS you weren't kidding when you said a lot happens this season!!!!!!!

- initiate

FERAL SCREAAMMMM LETS GOOOOOO

SGSGDHDHD THE CHEETOR PUBERTY ARC!!! These eps are so good HEHE. I still can’t get over transmetal 2 Cheetor’s fuckin. early 2000s goatee. SHAYAHDHDH

AND GRRRGRHR YESS DINOBOT 2!!!! Evil man…. It is so crazy how Megatron uses Rampage’s spark (or half of it) to make Dinobot 2. I can’t wait for you to see more of him RHDHDHE

I did think it was a little weird how suddenly Cheetor seemed to be crushing on Blackarachnia?? But I mean. He was just about to start puberty and we didn’t know it so. I guess that makes sense SHGSHDDH. The dream sequence is SO funny though poor Silverbolt…. His dumb evil laugh does not suit him HSHUSJSJS

And AGAGAHHDJ YOU KEPT WATCHING??? OMG I cannot wait to read the rest. The ep after Feral Scream part 2 is one of my favorites HEHE. YOU ONLY HAVE THE FINALE LEFT AAHHH!!! TRANSMETAL2 BA…. DEAD TARANTULAS…. AAHHHHHHHHH

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches ds9: through the looking glass

looks like this is gonna be another mirror universe episode!

27 voles is too many voles

not the vole fighting ring

how many hearts does morn have

what the fuck is o’brien wearing

ah this must be mirror miles. how’d he find his way to this side

so wait, has he figured out how to go between the two universes at will? he can make the transporter do it? that might just be a game-changer

damn sisko caught on fast

oh god is mirror sisko dead

ok mirror sisko is dead so miles has decided to get the other version

can’t they do the mission without sisko? i mean he’s vital and awesome but can’t you do this without the universe-hopping and kidnapping

no matter the universe, the badlands are rebel territory

ah. that explains why they need sisko then

alright I think he’s on board now

oh hello there sexy evil kira

jennifer! good to see you as a living breathing person and not just a dead wife prop!

somehow I doubt that the sensor array will end the bloodshed

“you do believe me, don’t you? 🥺” - woman who should not be believed about anything

“the rebellion’s better off without him” miles you can’t just say that! much less to the other version of sisko!

oh he’s gonna be so unhinged this episode isn’t he

oh my god mirror julian! hi!

and rom!

isn’t that guy from voyager???

mirror rom’s out for revenge!

mirror julian’s kind of insane

guess mirror everyone is insane

mirror julian needs a haircut

MIRROR JADZIA HI

mirror jadzia…and…mirror sisko?

wonder if mirror jadzia has a worm

if she does then mirror sisko probably didn’t know mirror curzon. he’d never date the old man, not even as a young woman

god she is so hot

i love seeing the chars in clothes other than their uniforms. they should do that more often

mirror kira: i want to be nicer to the terrans

also mirror kira: *randomly executes them*

somehow I get the sense the sensor array won’t be finished

wonder what the sitch is on mirror trill anyway

I feel like Sisko’s enjoying this a little

ok mirror jadzia seemed to answer to “dax” so ig she does have a worm

i think sisko will be able to persuade jennifer

rom what the fuck

rom don’t you want revenge for quark???

do I even want to know what miles—ahem, smiley—has behind his ear

I’m guessing mirror Jennifer isn’t anything like the OG

sisko did not hesitate for a SECOND before smooching kira

god i am such a lesbian

I can only assume Sisko has a plan

sisko has sexy evil kira on top of him. god i wish that were me

me and who

jennifer is here. hopefully sisko will be ok

i know i would not be ok in this situation

I wonder what exactly happened when she was with mirror Sisko

the alliance doesn’t need an EXCUSE to treat terrans like shit

man mirror sisko must have been a real jackass. he definitely seemed like a piece of work in the first mirror episode

subdermal communicator! fascinating concept. do they have those in the regular universe? they should use them more often

come on jennifer go with himmmm

YAY JENNIFER

when in doubt, punch a cardassian

looks like the rebellion just got a bunch of new recruits!

“i’ll think of something” - man out of ideas

thank god for smiley

ah. hello rom. or rom’s body anyway

what the fuck happened there

guess we’ll never know

oh ok the rom betrayal was part of the plan. maybe i was supposed to realize that, idk. i can be oblivious sometimes

how the hell are they gonna get out of this one

where did they vanish to. and how

en route to the ore processing facility i presume. but what exactly are they gonna accomplish there

is there anyone that sexy evil kira ISN’T horny for

HELL YEAH JENNIFER

oh shit the thing from civil defense! i think!

“i changed it! :D”

i think it’s pretty clear that sisko is not bluffing!

so how is smiley gonna explain sisko vanishing again after this? are they gonna fake a new death for him or

alright the cover story is romulus!

ohhh jennifer knows she’s not dealing with her sisko

that fully tracks, love is like that

well this seems to have been beneficial for everyone!

[simcardiac-arrested]

ok ummmmore tower time now:) im gonna try killing her instead of pledging myself. god shes so BIG!!!! SHES SO STRONGGG OH MY GOD . i wonder if the narrator can see us ?? or if he sees through our eyes .. its also interesting to me how he views the long quiets death ?? like if you kill her and then decide to kill yourself, he tries to stop you, greatly, but if She kills you, hes like? he doesnt berate you? he doesnt call you stupid all the time if you die at her hands.

ooo the fury... OH MY OGD THIS FOREST???? hi stubborn:) BUT GOD THE FORREST .OHMY GOD THE MUSIC !!!! goddd meat meat meat meat im in the meat realm. I LOVE THIS DESIGN OF HERS!!!!! HII PRINCESS TWIRLS HAIR!!!! OH MYGODDDD WITH A HORIFYING SQUELCH!!!! OH MY GOD You just cant kill her!!!! thats awesome

ill fully pledge myself to her now i think? if i can without ending the chapter... ok it ended thechapter but i DID see new dialogue so it was worthy. mm. slitting my throat sounds like it could lead somewhere new. YAYYY YIPPEE!!!! hi apotheoisss:) hi paranoid! i know i havent met HIM yet.hehe

i like this guy so far what ive seen of him. oh shit my curious nature is ending the world. OH SHIT EPXLOSION!!! omggg giant woman just like steven univr... lets emrbace oblivion OH MY GODDD The way the hands wrapped around her. Insane. this is unrelated but i like the cursor a lot. how it changes how it gets bloody. etc. goddd. 45 achievements so far yay:) 53 to go and then the pristine cut also when that comes out

i fucking love the fury so much one of my fav princesses for real not just because the music is banger but also with how Flesh everything is ….. my meat princess ….. oauaahh i need to grill her. i cant wait to see more content for her EEK!!! ALSO U NEED TO SEE MORE OF THE PARANOID SO BAD I LOVE HIMMMM

[chososcamgirl]

this one’s a long one.. heh… 😈 hope ur ready to hear me yap abt (mainly) toge 🤤‼️

HEYHEYHEY SIGMA ALPHA IYA OH MY GYATTT THE NEW CHAPTER WAS SO 🫣😍😩 HAD ME BARKING N SHIT.. THE SUKUNA PART??? HELLO??? I fear we may have fumbled… OK BUT LIKE IM SO HOOKED CANT WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPTER CUS I CAN ALREADY SMELLLLL THE TENSION3&33$3!3?3 THE TOGE PART… LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR. ALL 4.. ARR RT HTJRSTSHDTJJTDDTJDTJJDTTDJYDTJDTDJ WAKING UP RO A NEW CHALTER IS ALWAYS YHE BESTTTT I LIT JUST GOT UP SO NO DAILY YAP 😣😣 UGHHH UR PLAYLISTS ALWAYS FUCKING HIT IM LITERALLLY HAVING AN EARGASM RN 😩‼️🐺😈🔥 LIKE I SWEARRRRR IF SOUNDMATES WERE REAL WE WOULD B MATCHED 😈🔥‼️CUS I WONT ALLOW A STEPCEST INDULGER SLIDE IN MY DMS… UGHEBEBEJEBBE IM LITERALLY DROOLING 🤤 UR FEEEDING US GOOOOODDDD MGMTMMFPPHHHHH 😣🤤‼️😈 IM SO 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE MATCH MY FREAAKKKKK MEOWOOOWWWWWWW… oh and uh… megumi’s there too ig… 😒😒 UGHH ANYWAY IM LITERALLLY FEINING RNNNN 🤤😩‼️🔥 I NEEEEEEEDDDDDDD A NEW CHAPTER ASAPPPPPEEKEJNENR ILY IYA THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING US WITH A FEASSSSSTTTTTTT IM LITERALLY IN FUCKING HEATTTT AURGHHHHHH ILYSM IYAAA ILL KILL U IF U DIE 👿👿 SUKUNA AS YNs EX IS SO PERFECT LIKE UGHHHH I LOVE HOW UR BRAIN WORKS WERE LITERALLY TELEPATHIC LIEK STOP MATCHING MY FREAKK SO WELLL UGHHH IM ALMOST THEREEE 😩 AND THE SOMF YOU CHOSE FOR THE TITLE?? UGHHHH ILYSMMMM SHES MY COLLAR IS LITERALLY MYYYY SHITTTTT OMGGGGG U MATCH MY 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 SOOO WELLL IM SO DOWN BAD FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE… FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR HIMMMM ARGHHHH EVERYTHING ABT THE CHAPTER WAS BEYOND PERFECTION 🤤🙂‍↕️ARBRBRRBHRHRJSIEJE IM BARKINGGGGGGG FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE UGHHH THE COMPLIMENT AND THE HUG… DONT stop I’m SOOOOO CLOSEEEEE 😖😩🤤‼️… GIVE ME ONE CHANCE ILL LITERALLY START PRAYING AND SPIRITUALLY CONNECTING MYSELF SO HE NOTICES ME.. 😼😼

ANYWAYYS… HOW ARE YOU IYAAAAAA??? HOPE U ATE WELL AFTER FEEDING US SO GOOODDDDD ARBRBRBRBRJJEBE I LOVEEEE U SM I WANT TO CRAWL IN YOUR SKIN AND THRIVE IN YOUR BRAIN SO I GET EVERY SINGLE IDEA YOU HQVE FOR SJAPPPP I WAS WAITING FOR THE CHAPYET I FELL ASLEEP IN MY MAKEUP BUt ITS OKAY CUS I WOKE UP TO A NEW CHAPTERRR UGHHH I LIT LOVE U AND TOGE SMMMM FEINNINGGGG 🤤🤤🤤🤤 VRO MY RECENTLY USED EMOJIS ARE SOOO FREAKY BECAUSE OF THE NEW CHAPTER UGHH IDECCC IM SO CLOSEEEEEE.. OK IM GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY MAKEUP NOW 😣😔😭 BYE IYA SIGMAAA ILYSMMM IM GONNA FLY TO AUSTRALIA AND GIVE YOU THE WETEST KISSESSSS 🤤😩😍

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HI ALPHA!!! 🐺🐺🐺

i just finished work!!! i was saving this to answer after incase i had a bad day at work (i didn’t) so DOUBLE YAY. let’s begin😈 LMFAOO im glad you like it! i was STRUGGLING to excecute my vision like it took a lot out of me to finish that chapter HELP but i’m happy with it and im glad it’s out now!! the tension was THICK let me tell u that. i loved the cliffhanger at the end bc i love edging yall 😏😏 LOL toge seems like a fan favourite along with sukuna now surprisingly. I WILL NOT DIE!! unless panda’s bounty changes to me… i’m WEAK😭 u r so funny alpha pls never die or ill have to kill off toge in honour of u💔

it’s always goddamn hot in there idk if that’s just me but i’m always HOT😭 work was okay i was just covering the lunch breaks and then i get to go home :3 i am eating rn actually! rice paper rolls mmmm. i will let u live in my brain🙂‍↕️ NOT U FALLUNG ASLEEP IN UR MAKEUP OMF THATS THW WORST FOR ME😭 LMFAO it’s bc UR freaky 🫵 yes i will greet u at the airport with balloons and a big sign saying “welcome home alpha”😏 i hope ur day was good alpha! lmk!! also did u end up finding ur airpods… also the teacher! tell meeee!! <3333 iya out !!!

[songofstrawhats]

Okay I just finished reading Alabasta and here are my thoughts!!!

Okay I see why people like Vivi so much, and also why people ship her with Nami, they are extremely cute. Reading about her in fic I was a little like 'idk why people consider her part of the crew so much if she's not with them??' but no I get it now I love her. I'm gonna miss her!!

Usopp!!!! Had so many cool parts!!!!! He's really a very slapstick character and I'm impressed they got him in live action as well as they did even tho I think he was the most changed one. I loved his bit with the hammer, and also the flashback where Nami was getting him to make the climate staff..... where you see him building the hammer before hand!!

Zoro going into a fight like 'cool this'll be a great chance to learn to cut steel' HOW IS HE SO COOL AND ALSO RIDICULOUS and also is this observation haki?? Perhaps???? Idk idk. Also I want an AU where Zoro ate the sword fruit I'm just saying

Chopper is so good and any time any of the crew is interacting with him is so good. Love Zoro scrubbing his fur in the bath!!!!!

Okay so Crocodile is literally just Captain Hook with all the Crocs and the clock shots and the hook, does this make Luffy Peter Pan? Because accurate tbh

Also rip bird guy you were so cool bird guy idk your name but I love your style

Also all their outfits were so cute this arc!!! Esp Luffy!!!!! I wanna draw himmmm

I fucking love the den den mushis and also the running gag with them and Sanji, good stuff. I kept forgetting who was and wasn't with the group so when he called while everyone else was stuck in the cage I was like OH RIGHT lmao

The Supersonic Duck Squad are absolutely not making it into live action but I love them and also their new camel buddy SO MUCH

ALSO shout-out to Smoker omg I now see why people were so excited about the teaser at the end of opla, although I def agree with my sister that 'he is going to invent new kinds of lung cancer' lmao

There is so much more politics than I expected there to be in one piece!!!! The diagrams of where all the different factions were at all the different times were EXTREMELY necessary

okay so I knew from fic that Robin just sort of shows up on the ship and Luffy is like 'yeah sure you can join our crew'. NOT ONE PERSON MENTIONED THE MUTUAL LIFESAVING BEFOREHAND!!!!! SHE SAVED HIM AND HE SAVED HER AND THEIR FATES ARE ALIGNED SHE HAS THROWN IN HER LOT WITH THEIRS!!!! Like idk what her deal is but I'm willing to see where this goes!!!!!

[nekoma-not-lee]

Just realized that I probably shouldn’t make a Your Turn To Die tk fic without first making headcannons on the characters I’ll write for (and if they aren’t on here, it’s because I genuinely have no clue how to write them without it being OOC and it likely won’t change soooo here we go), and a friendly reminder that this is all COMPLETELY SFW, which is why I’ve put the littles here as well, though I likely won’t write for them as much, at least not big drawn out tk fics, and likely will be cheer up tks only

Should also mention that there’ll be some spoilers below the cut, if you haven’t made it through at least one full game, I wouldn’t read this lol, but if you don’t mind spoilers, by all means go ahead

Your Turn To Die Tickle Headcannons

Sara Chidouin

Overall I’d say she’s pretty ticklish, probably about an 8 out of 10

Definitely prefers to be the ler in most situations

I’d say her most ticklish spots would be really obscure spots, like her back and her neck

As a ler, she’s quite devious, but would never tickle someone without first knowing it’s okay and their boundaries

Very teasy, but also quite sweet, she loves to see people smile and knowing she caused that to happen fills her with pride

Will establish a safeword both as a ler and as a lee

She’s quite the squirmer as a lee, and will have trouble controlling her movements

Best to pin her down so she doesn’t accidentally hurt you

Actually doesn’t mind being tickled, but only by people she trusts

About 85% ler and 15% lee

When people ask her to tickle them, she will always oblige, she thinks it’s really sweet when someone asks her that

Joe Tazuna

So he’s a little bit more ticklish than Sara

I’d say about a 9 out of 10 for overall ticklishness

He’s a complete switch as he both enjoys being tickled and enjoys making others laugh

His worst spot is definitely his lower stomach, and also under his chin

Like Sara, he won’t tickle someone without permission and without first knowing the lee’s boundaries

Big on the safeword thing as well

He can hold still if he tries hard enough as a lee, but will squirm involuntarily occasionally

As a ler he will most definitely laugh along with the lee, as their laughter would be contagious to him

He’s pretty gentle with tickling as he’d hate to overwhelm the lee

He thinks it’s absolutely ADORABLE when someone asks him to tickle them, he’d do so happily and it’s be really fun :D

Keiji Shinogi

Okay so I’m not gonna lie, he’s actually not that ticklish

Probably overall a 4 out of 10 on the ticklish scale

BUUUUTTTT there are a few obscure spots that are really bad and would move him up to a 8 out of 10 for ticklishness

That would be right between his shoulder blades and a few other spots on his back

So he’s about 90% ler and 10% lee

He would definitely wreck Sou any time he’s being a little shit

He’s pretty strong, so pinning the lee down is never a problem for him

Of course he respects boundaries, but can already tell whether the lee is uncomfortable with being tickled because he’s a detective

So he doesn’t really need to ask, he just won’t tickle them if the lee is uncomfortable with it

Surprisingly really gentle, likely because he’s afraid of accidentally hurting the lee

If you ask him to tickle you, he’ll do so, thinking it’s cute how you asked him (like come on it’s really sweet)

Kanna Kizuchi

I don’t really have many hcs here rn, except that she’s ticklish in most usual spots you’d think of, sorry, she doesn’t mind being tickled and also likes making others laugh

If you were to ask her to tickle you, she would do so happily, happy that you trust her enough to do so

Sou Hiyori

Okay so, y’all I got so many for himmmm :D

So first of all, he’s probably one of the most ticklish characters on this list, the other being Ranmaru, well give him a 10 out of 10 overall

His most ticklish spots are probably his neck (obviously), his stomach, his navel, and his ribs and hips, and I think he’d be more sensitive to light tickling (Keiji would be a perfect ler)

VERY FEATHER SENSITIVE LIKE OMG IT’S SO BAD FOR HIMMMMM

I feel like when he and Midori were friends before the death game, he’d have been the victim of many of Midori’s tickle attacks

Overall I’d say he’s 90% lee (purely because of how ticklish he is, not because he likes it or anything 👀) and 10% ler, bc he’s one of the most ticklish people on this list, anytime he’s really tried to tickle someone (other than Ranmaru bc honestly they’re kinda evenly matched), he’s always had the tables turned on him so quickly

Unless he tries tickling Kanna, as he’ll tickle her to cheer her up from time to time, and the same is done to him by her to cheer him up

People will tickle him if he starts getting on their nerves, which is why he tries to keep it a secret as best he can

Certain people he doesn’t mind being tickled by them (actually likes it), those people being Kanna, Gin (bc he child and everyone loves him), Keiji (totally not because he’s so gentle and nice), Sara (bc she asks before doing so even when she’s kinda tickling him outta anger), Joe (who could ever feel uncomfy when it’s Joe, the sweet angel boy 🥹), Ranmaru (bc they’re evenly matched, it means that he can always turn the tables if he tries hard enough)

If someone asks him to tickle them, he’ll happily oblige (first of all, bc he never gets the upper hand, second of all, he secretly thinks it’s really sweet)

Reko Yabusame

Once again, don’t have many for her lol, but I can most definitely add more here than I did for Kanna :D

First of all, Reko is averagely ticklish, like about a 6 out of 10

Pretty ticklish in all the usual spots, so she doesn’t really have a worst spot

Doesn’t mind being tickled if it’s by certain people (Sara, Nao, Gin, and Kanna mainly)

Mostly lee, so 10% lee and 90% ler

She’ll usually only tickle someone if they ask her to (which she thinks is so sweet and loves that they were willing to trust her enough to ask 🥹) or if someone is in need of cheer up tickles

She won’t tickle someone if they aren’t comfy with it

Nao Egokoro

Again I’m sorry but I don’t have much for her, less than Reko

She’s actually about a 6.5 out of 10 for overall ticklishness, so slightly above average

Her most ticklish spot would likely be her tummy bc yesss

She likes being tickled, but only by certain people (didn’t mind it from Mishima bc they were close and he was like a father or mentor to her, Sara, Reko, Gin, and Kanna)

Doesn’t really tickle people bc she doesn’t wanna make people uncomfy, of course if you asked her to tickle you, she’d do so happily (bc we love everyone on this list, ima just say that everyone would think it’s rlly sweet that you asked them to tickle you 🥹)

99%lee and 1% ler

Kai Satou

Again, not much for him, he’s not really that ticklish, like maybe a 4 out of 10 at most, and he also doesn’t really tickle people

But if someone were to ask him to tickle them, he’d triple check that it was okay and then do so (he secretly thinks it’s really cute when people ask him to tickle them)

Gin Ibushi

Nothing much for Gin, but I can say that he does give and receive cheer up tickles, he’s about a 7 out of 10 for overall ticklishness and his favorite spot (also his worst spot) is his tummy

If someone asks him to tickle them, he’ll happily do so bc he enjoys making others laugh

Ranmaru Kageyama

Omg I have so many for him

So like with Sou, he’s a 10 out of 10 for overall ticklishness, and his worst spot is definitely his tummy and navel, and his hands are pretty ticklish too, along with his neck and chin

Sara tickles him a lot, and he can’t do much about it (he doesn’t want to anyways)

When he’s being tickled, he never says “stop”, so the ler only stops when he says stop

They definitely mention the fact that he doesn’t say stop :D

When he tickles someone, he doesn’t really know what he’s doing, so he’s very light with tickling, and doesn’t realize it makes it tickle worse XD

He’s about a 90% lee and 10% ler like Sou

Totally not bc he enjoys getting tickled or anything, would never be because of that

If someone asks him to tickle them, he asks the lee to guide him to a spot they want tickled, and he doesn’t realize this makes it worse bc he doesn’t know what he’s doing sweet angel

Hinako Mishuku

Idk I think she’d be a complete ler (now this is fake Hinako, not real Hinako), I feel like she wouldn’t really be tickled that often bc she’s so intimidating, but she likes tickling others, it helps them to loosen up around her

Now she is ticklish, but the only about a 3 out of 10

So yeah, if someone asks her to tickle them, she will, and secretly thinks it’s cute

Mai Tsurugi

I feel like she’d be ticklish, but only in like two or 3 places, mainly her tummy, her ribs, and her sides

Not that ticklish in those places though anyways, likely a 4 out of 10

She’s definitely a ler, like a full ler, and when people ask her to tickle them, aaaaa sweet angel she’ll happily do so and will laugh along with the lee

Anzu Kinashi

She’s a full lee, idk you’d think bc she’s a clown, she’d be more ler, but nope, quite the opposite

So she’s basically a walking tickle spot and is like a 9 out of 10 for overall ticklishness

Her reactions are so cute and funny too :D

Though if someone asks her to tickle them, she’ll do so, that is the only reason she’ll tickle someone, and she thinks it’s so cute!

Shunsuke Hayasaka

Idk I don’t have much on him, I mean he’s pretty average for both ler and lee, so a complete switch

He’s averagely ticklish, so about a 5 out of 10

He’ll tickle someone if he’s asked to, and he definitely thinks it’s sweet

Kugie Kizuchi

Ima just say since I don’t know her well enough, I’m gonna make her a complete ler, as I feel she’d tickle Kanna a lot

Midori

Alright we’re on to bitch boy :D

So I don’t think he’s that ticklish, but he’d still be about a 6 out of 10

He’s just such a good ler that nobody knows he’s ticklish

Sou tried to tickle him once, and he regretted it so much, bc he got wrecked twice as bad as usual

I do know his spots, but your gonna have to pay me with headcannons of your own to get that info, if I tell you without that, I might just be murdered by him for nothing /j

Maple

Maple is a full ler, she is ticklish, but she doesn’t really like being tickled, but if Midori were to do so, she’d allow it, along with people she trusts (like Sara and Ranmaru)

About a 7 out of 10 for overall ticklishness

Most ticklish on her back, but you didn’t hear that from me 🏃

She’ll be so gentle when tickling others, and loves when they ask to be tickled omg I love herrrrr

[mountttmase]

Ok, ready to read for the second time and make a proper feedback 😌

‘Good morning beautiful’ he sighed, pulling you in closer before leaving a soft kiss on your forehead. ‘You look like you’ve been punched in both eyes’MEANY

‘Do you wanna come over to mine tonight?’ He offered, holding your jaw as he stroked your cheek gently and you cursed yourself at that being all it took to make your face light up like the sun. YAYYYY GOOD BOY😌

‘I’ll send you the address, yeah? And I’ll have dinner waiting for you’ ‘I might reconsider in that case’ you joked and the look of shock on his face made you giggle. AHAHHAHAHAHA OMG

HE KEPPS SENDING HER ANIMAL FACTS🥹

‘Well whenever you wanna drop by you can, you know I love having you around’ HE LOVES HAVING HER AROUND

‘I hope you do’ he laughed before his face turned serious as he gripped your chin to look at you. ‘What do you think about me introducing you to some people properly soon?OHHHH

‘Mase wait’ you interrupted. Wanting to stop him in his tracks as he’d clearly got a little ahead of himself and forgot that you’d requested to take things slowly, the thought of having to let him down a bit made your heart hurt but you knew you had to be strong on this one . HE IS SO EXCITED POOR BABY

‘You don’t need to explain’ he smiled, cutting you off with a quick kiss. ‘You need time and I know that. I’m happy to wait until you’re ready, okay? And if I’m this pushy again just tell me to back off. I’ll take what you give me, just like we agreed’HE IS A SWEETHEART

SHE MISSES HER MAN SO SHE IS GOING TO SURPRISE HIMMMM

You weren’t expecting the door to open to a mop of blonde curls though. Their face eyeing you curiously before they sent you a friendly smile and it finally clicked that you’d seen this person before. WOODYYYYY HIYAAA

‘No don’t be silly, come in’ he smiled before you followed him into the sitting room, wondering if Mason would be in there but when you turned the corner there was no one else around. ‘He’s not stopped yapping about you since I’ve seen him. We’re only watching a film so it’s fine, he’s actually just ordering some food. You eaten?’HE IS BEING SO SWEET AMD ILL MELT

‘I was, and I know how tough things have been for him but I can’t tell you how happy you make him’ he laughed, feeling your cheeks flush straight away at his confession. You knew Mason made you happy but to hear it coming from someone so close to him meant more than anything. ‘It’s like having a whole different Mason around’THE SWEETEST THING HE COULD HAVE TOLD HER

‘I told her she can stay for dinner, you’ve ordered enough right?’ Woody asked him, raising his brows at him. Almost as if he was trying to tell him to act cool but Mason was way beyond that and you could see how giddy he was just at the sight of you. WOODY BEING LIKE COME ON BRO INVITE HER OVER😂

‘Stop it, I’ve gone all shy’ you laughed, hoping he’d leave you be but just as you’d figured he did no such thing. Prying your hands away from your face so your red cheeks were exposed to him and the bright smile on his face made you melt. ‘Why are you shy, it’s only me’ he whispered, his own cheeks just as red and you thought it was the most adorable thing in the world. THEY ARE JUST THE CUTES I CAN'T

‘Do you wanna get changed, love? I’ve got some things you can borrow if you don’t wanna sit in that’ Mason asked, his eyes trailing over your body trapped in your stuffy work trousers and tight top and you couldn’t think of anything better than putting something else on. HE KNKWS HER SO WELL🥹🥹

You were just pulling his top over your head when you heard the bathroom door click open. Turning around to see Mason's eyes already over your bare legs and you gulped as he made his way over to you. ‘Sorry, I thought you’d be done’EHEHEHHEHEHE 🤭🤭

‘It’s honestly fine, I think we’re gonna be besties’ you winked and the little laugh that erupted from him filled you with pride. You knew he had the prettiest smile you’d ever seen and you loved making him laugh, getting to see him so happy made you feel like you were floating. THE BEST BESTIES

‘Masey’ you whispered, letting him pull back to look at you properly and you could see in his eyes that you both wanted the same thing to happen next. ‘Can I have another kiss?’ You asked, the question only leaving your mouth for a second before he dipped his head and planted lips on yours. SHE WANTS ANOTHER KISS🤭

‘Mase! Foods here’ Woody suddenly shouted down the hall, the pair of you jumping away from each other before looking up at him. His eyes dark and pretty lips were swollen but he quickly pressed a kiss to your cheek before rolling his eyes WOODY KEEPS INTERRUPTING THEM

‘Chinese’ he smiled. ‘Don’t worry, I conveniently ordered your favourite. It’s like I knew you were coming’ HE IS THE CUTEST 🥰

‘I feel awful, are you sure there’s enough?’‘Of course there is love, even got some left over’ he reassured you, planting a quick kiss on your forehead before grabbing both your plates and ushering you into the living room. THEY MAKE ME MELT

‘So when can I take you on that first date?’ Mason asked once you’d finished eating. Popping your plates on the coffee table as Woody set the movie up and thankfully Mason pulled you into his body without you having to ask for a cuddle. ‘Whenever you like’ you nodded and the smile on his face my your heart flutter. SCREAMING

‘Hmmm’ you mused, wondering if you should say something completely ridiculous to test the waters as he seemed so cool about everything and when you sent him a cheeky smile he raised his brows at you expectantly. ‘I fancy pizza… in Italy’ COME TO ME Y/N

‘I did say that didn’t I’ he laughed, kissing your cheek sweetly ‘I’ll make it happen’I LOVE HIM

‘You gonna wake her up?’ Woody asked quietly but Mason was torn. Looking back down at you so peacefully sleepily on him make him not want to move a muscle. ‘I don’t know what to do. I’d let her sleep here tonight but I don’t know what she wants. She’s had a lot on lately I don’t wanna wake her up’ THE FACT HE THINKS SHE DOESNT WAMT TO STAY OVER

‘Well you can’t lay there all night, you’ll do your back in’ Woody laughed, standing up so he could stretch his body out but clearly he’d forgotten the remote was on his lap and when it crashed to the floor you woke up with a fright. WOODY😂😂😂

‘I think she wants to stay the night, Mase’ Woody called from the kitchen. It making you smile that Woody understood and Mason didn’t and when he looked down at you his cheeks were a bright pink. WOODY IS MORE INTELLIGENT 😌

‘You don’t need to thank me, gorgeous. You know I’ve been dying to be next to you again like this’ he told you. Kissing your head softly wherever he could reach. ‘What time do you need to go in the morning?’ GONNA MELT

NOT HIM TRANSFORMING A DATE KN TWO DAYS TOGETHER 🥹

You knew exactly what this meant, and after your heated make out session that Woody had interrupted you couldn’t wait to get your hands on him again. In your mind you’d wanted to wait a bit longer but you physically couldn’t at this point as you were once again drawn back to him and now that you knew he might want to make your first time special you couldn’t stop thinking about what he might be planning. SCREAMING

‘Are you sure this is it?’ You asked the driver as he unloaded your case but he nodded at you warmly as he set it up on the floor for you. HIRL YOU'RE DARING A RICH RICH BOYYY

Once the door was open you wondered again if something had gone wrong somewhere. The room was huge with a huge double bed and balcony but the glass walled bathroom that you could see straight into made you blush. The shower being the perfect spot to watch from the bed and your mind was going crazy with all the possibilities. NAUGHTY GIRL

‘Hello gorgeous’ he smiled, cupping your jaw and pulling you into a kiss that made your knees weak before you let him in fully. Letting him dump his bag on the bed before he turned to look at you again and the cheeky smirk on his face was making you blush. ‘Nice robe’HI MASEY

‘Trust me, so am I’ he drawled, his eyes all over you as he took you back in his arms. Hands trailing down to grab your bum as his lips landed on your cheek before he littered kisses down your neck and you knew exactly what he wanted. AHAHHAHAHA I THINK HE WANTS TO MOVE THE DATE NOGHT TO THE ROOM

You’d never worn it before, but the tube of red lipstick you’d purchased a while ago and never opened had called your name whilst you were packing last night. Wondering if Mason would like it and since you’d kept the rest of your makeup pretty simple you figured it would be fine to try. Applying it as carefully as you could so you didn’t smudge it and once you were done you wondered why you hadn’t tried it sooner. You felt sexy and you couldn’t wait to go and see what Mason thought. GO GIRL FELL SEXY AND PRETTY

‘You look unreal’ he breathed, walking towards you slowly before resting his hands on your waist. ‘I wanna kiss that lipstick off you so bad’ AHHAHAHA OPS 🤭

‘This is like torture’ he whispered, squeezing your hips but the way you bit your lip as you smiled clearly send him over the edge as he met out a shuddery breath. ‘That's it, we’re not going’MASON😂😂

‘But Mason, I’m hungry’‘Me too, but not for food’ MASON TONY MOUNT

‘I thought you knew? Pizza in Italy right?’ He winked, watching a pout form on your lips that he was quick to kiss away carefully. ‘It’s a surprise’ GIGGLING

‘Little Venice’ he smiled as he took your hand and you felt your cheeks redden at how thoughtful he’d been. ‘I know it’s not Italy but it’s the closest we have’HE IS THE PERFECT MAN

‘Mase… it’s beautiful’ ‘Just like you then’ he whispered shyly before taking your hand once more and leading you to the door. 🤭🤭🤭

‘Just the tip of the iceberg’ he smiled. ‘I’m gonna treat you the way I should have from the start so you’re gonna have to get used to this’ he told you sincerely but you weren’t sure if you were ever going to be able to get used to it. You felt utterly spoiled and you’d only just sat down. THAT MAN IS UNREAL

‘I like it, we can compare it to the real thing soon’ he winked but you just looked back at him in confusion until he nodded to a white envelope that was sat in front of the menus that you’d completely missed until now. SCREAMING

‘It’s not for a few months, have to wait till the season ends, but I promised I’d make it happen and I will’ he smiled. THEY ARW COMING TO SAY HI TO MEEE

‘I think it’s more you thinking if you wanna be with me’ he smiled. ‘You know I’m in this for the long hall right? You're all I’ll ever need okay?’I'M MELTING

Just before leaving you popped to the loo but when you got back Mason wasn’t at your table, wondering if he’d gone to the loo himself but when you sat back down you saw him talking to a waiter just across the room. A concerned look on his face as they talked back and forth before his eyes fell on your and his face softened slightly. Nodding to the waiter and thanking him before walking back to you and when he took your hands in his you knew something was wrong. OH NOOO

‘It’s okay, I’ve got a plan. I think it’s best we don’t get caught together just yet, you know? And that’s not me trying to hide you or anything, I can’t wait for the day I get to show you off but just cause of Robin and everything I-‘OH SWEETHEART

‘I’m so sorry, I’m not sure who called them but I know it’s shit’HE IS SO SCARED ABOUT HER POSSIBLY GETTING MAD AT HIM

EHEHEHEHHWHW SHE SOFT LAUNCHED HIM

‘Do you think we should let someone know? Just in case they post the pictures of you?’‘Nah, no point. Man leaves London restaurant isn’t exactly a hard hitting story’ OH MASE YOU'RE TOO HOPEFUL AND POSITIVE

‘You’re right, I’m your man’ he winked before placing a quick kiss to your forehead. SCREAMING

‘Think I know who called the paps. Not for certain but I’ve got a good idea’ ROBIN 😑😑

‘I forgot she was linked to my calendar, she’s the only person who would have called them cause I added it in there and I’m guessing she could see we were there. She knows how much I hate it when the paps show up and she’s bloody notorious for it’ he told you. Your mind wandering back to the photos of him and her leaving the restaurant he was meant to take you to and now it all made so much more sense. STUPID ROBIN I HATE YOU A LOT

‘I did a long time ago, I promise’ he whispered, trying his best to reassure you and the sad smile you sent his way broke his heart a little bit. ‘I’m sorry baby, come on. let’s not let her spoil our evening. I’ve got big plans for you when we get back’HE HAS BIG PLANSSS

‘Put in a little request downstairs to have it all done for when we got back. I just wanted to make things special for you’HE IS A SWEETHEART

‘Can you imagine if they forgot and I made you shut your eyes for nothing, that would have been so awkward’ he laughed, spinning you so he could hold you from behind and kiss your neck but you felt yourself melting into him and knew it was your turn to tease him a little bit too. AHAHAHAHAHA HE IS SO NERVOUS THE POOR BABY

‘That’s the spirit’ he laughed, watching his face turn serious before he gently bumped his nose against yours. The action making you smile as you griped his shoulders gently and the need to kiss him became overwhelming. Thankfully you could see it in his eyes that he wanted the same and you couldn’t wait to finally have him again. ‘Can I kiss you now?’HAHAHAHA OMG I'M SMILING SO MUCHHHH THEY ARE SO CUTEE

‘That’s what I want. I want you to make a mess all over me’ he growled into your neck and you couldn't contain the moan that fell from your lips. Letting him pull you over to the bed and onto his lap and you could feel him through his jeans already as you straddled his thighs. MASONNN

‘I hope you know you won’t be sleeping tonight’ he told you breathlessly, lips brushing yours as he spoke but it was his eyes rolling in the back of his head as you massaged his scalp lightly that turned you on more than anything else. ‘You better have got late check out then’ ‘I’m nothing if not prepared’ he winked and you knew then you were in for a wild ride. HE JAD ALWAYS PLANNED 🤭😌

You were awoken the next morning by the feeling of Mason's lips on your cheeks. Peppering soft kisses repetitively until you were squirming in his hold and you couldn’t remember ever waking up so happy before. I WANT HIM TO WAKE ME LIKE THIS TOO

‘I love you’ SHE SAID ITTT

‘Are you serious?’‘Yes’ you laughed, kissing him lightly but he was too in shock to reciprocate. Looking back to see his eyes looking a little bleary as his emotions took over and you knew it must have hit him hard. SHE IS MORE THAN SERIOUS

‘What? You’ve just told me you loved me and now I’m not allowed to do anything about it?’ HE IS RIGHT ACTUALLY

‘Fine’ he huffed, pressing one last kiss to your lips before moving away from you. ‘I’m just gonna jump in the shower, okay. I love you’ he whispered and you nodded with a smile at him before he left the comfort of your bed to head into the bathroom. HE KNOWS SHE'LL FOLLOW HIM😂😂

‘You can’t tell me no and then tease me like that, I won’t have it’ he laughed. Setting you down before pulling you under the warm water and you barely had time to think before he was pressing you up against the slippery tiles. I CAN'T SAY HE IS WRONG

SHOWER SEX🥵🥵🥵

‘Ah fuck’ you suddenly heard. Turning round to face Mason who was sat on the end of the bed and even though he sounded pissed off, he couldn't hold back a smile. OH NOOO

‘Yeah, my brother sent it to me and he’s not happy in the slightest’ Mason groaned. ‘Bad for my image apparently. I should have listened to you last night and told him this might be coming I guess’ NOT GOOD,NOT GOOD AT ALL

‘He put me on the phone to my mum, she’s kinda pissed and I had to tell her about you. I know you wanted things kept quiet for now but I couldn’t not say’ he explained and you could tell he was worried about telling you but you knew it wasn't his fault. OPS

‘Well I’m not sure about that cause she wants to meet you now’SHIT

‘Why wouldn't they? I love you and you make me happy so that’s all they should care about. The rest is none of their business’ he told you and you knew that’s how he saw things as he’d feel the same for his family if it was the other way around but you presumed they were protective over the baby of the family. ‘Trust me, I’m more annoyed than you are, won’t let me keep my girlfriend a secret for more than five minutes’OH SWEETHEART

‘Well I mean you told me you loved me this morning, I just presumed’ he joked but you could tell he was a little embarrassed about it still and the bridge of his nose flushed red but you reached up to kiss him softly letting him know it was fine. ‘I haven’t been a girlfriend for a long time’ ‘Don’t worry, you’re already the best one I’ve ever had’ he winked, the pair of you laughing as he pulled you into his body. ‘Come on, gorgeous. We’ve got a long drive and I think I want some snacks’ he told you and even though you hated to be going you were excited for the drive with him as you’d never been in his car before. THEY ARE MELTING ME COMPLETELY

‘Yeah uh, could you um… could you have a look on Robins instagram? Apparently she’s posted some stories about me’ he asked quietly and you could tell he was upset about it. You didn’t want to look but you were also curious yourself so you quickly found her and your heart broke as you saw them and what she was insinuating. OH NO

‘If you’re sure. But you know if you want to say anything I’ll be the first one there to defend you’ AHHH I LOVE HER

The vibes were off though as soon as you were in front of them. Mason's Dad, brother and brother in law weren’t there yet as they had to pop out for something so you were thrown straight into the fire by meeting his mum and sister first. The bright smiling faces you were expecting to be looking back at you looked sour and unimpressed and they both appeared to be sizing you up. Unfortunately Mason was either ignoring it or none the wiser, wrapping his arm around your waist as he smiled down at you before looking back at them.OH GIRLIE😭

MILA AND SUMMER MAKING HER FEEL WELCOME🥹

‘Well you’ll have to, she’s coming to mum's birthday’ Jaz said nonchalantly and Mason felt his tummy drop. There was no way in hell he wanted to see her again and he definitely was not having you and her in the same room. THAT'S SO SHIT JAZ

‘Look I don’t know what the fuck you thinking you’re doing but if she’s there then I won’t be’ he told them harshly. The pair of them looking at him like he’d grown two heads as they’d never heard him speak like that to them before. GO MASON GOOO

He couldn’t take it anymore, needing your comfort more than anything else so he walked in and your eyes found his immediately. He knew you were a little embarrassed but with a quick kiss to your forehead he sat with you and joined in much to the girls' amusement. At least there were a few women in his life who weren’t disappointed in him. OH BABY HE NEEDS SOME COMFORT 😭

‘Okay’ she smiled at him, nodding and pouring tea for everyone before taking her seat in between her bears whilst Mila decided your lap would be her seat today. AHAHHAHAHA SHE SHE'S LIKE PFF WHO CARES😂😂

‘You’re sitting next to Summer’ he told, nodding you over to the other side of the table before following you around. You still couldn't figure out why his face was set so hard until he reached across the table to swap the wine glass in front of him with the water tumbler opposite. I LOVE HIM

Mason didn’t let you lift a finger. Pouring your drink for you before serving up your food for you and you were grateful as you weren’t feeling very confident at all. He was a gem though and constantly checked in to make sure you had enough and you were okay but it wasn’t the food or anything like that that was the problem. It was the company. HE IS PERFECT 🥹

You weren’t sure if you should get up but Mason was sitting down behind you soon enough. His hands on your waist as he tried to lift you into his lap as he sat crossed legged and once you were settled he wrapped his arms around your middle and rested his head on your shoulder. THEY BOTH NEEDED THIS LITTLE CUDDLE SO BAD

‘Its okay baby, you don’t have to hold it in around me. No one can see you, yeah? You can cry if you want to’ he told you softly and it's like the curtain dropped as soon as he said those words. Your hands coming up to cover your face so you could let a few tears free but clearly you were more upset than you realised. ‘I’m so sorry y/n’ he whispered, feeling your sobs grow slightly before Mason turned you in his arms. Letting you hide your face in his neck as he held you and stroked your back lightly. OH BABY BOY

‘No I don’t want you to do that. You shouldn't have to do that. I don’t wanna be here anymore either so we can just go okay? How about I run us a nice bath when we get in, yeah?’ He suggested, knowing how much you loved sharing a bath together and you nodded with a smile as he attempted to wipe your eyes. Thankful you could draw a line under today early and be alone just the two of you. ‘Come on then beautiful’ HE IS SO CARING😭

‘I don’t wanna hear anymore, we’re off’ he told them nonchalantly, picking your bag up from the chair and turning around but he stopped just before the door so he could stick the knife in again. ‘You know I never thought you guys would be like this, she was terrified about meeting you but I told her it would be fine cause I really thought it would be. I thought you’d be there for me no matter what and I’m so fucking ashamed’ he gulped, shaking his head as the he turned away, walking back out the way he came with your bag in hand before meeting you just outside the back door. His heart breaking once more as he took in your sorry state but he adored the way you smiled as soon as you saw him. ‘Come on sugar, let’s go’ MASON TONY MOUNT, THE MAN YOU ARE

‘Can you get that, baby? Should just be a delivery’ he called so you got yourself up and dusted the crumbs off of your body before answering. YES APOLISES DELIVERY

‘Hi love’ she smiled sadly but you didn’t know what to say to her. ‘Is Mason here? I think it’s best we all talk’YOU MADE ME TEAR UP.WITH THIS

‘I know’ she told you sincerely, ‘and you know what, after seeing him with you yesterday I can see how much he loves you’ she confessed. ‘I’ve never seen him act that way with someone. We’ve known Robin since she was 14 and she’s like a daughter to me but he’s never looked at her like that’ CAUSE HE FOUND HIS WOMAN NOW🥹

‘You better not have upset her’ he grumbled, coming over to touch your shoulder protectively but you just placed your hand over his and nodded to the chair next to you and opposite his mum. CALM DOWN BOY, ALL GOOD

‘Yeah well this is shit, I don’t wanna keep reliving it and talking about it all the time’OH SWEETHEART

‘Cause I couldn’t stay at home. She kicked me out all the time over the most stupid things like I can’t even begin to explain but I was always on edge around her. You know, wondering what mood she was in and if I’d be allowed in my own home that day’ he told her and you watched as her face dropped. OH MY LOVE

‘I’m not proud of it, at all. I’m ashamed at how much I hurt y/n when she’s only ever put me first and shown me love. This thing with us, it’s not what Robin said okay? This isn’t just me spreading my wings for a bit, y/n is it for me and that’s why I thought it would be okay for you to meet her cause I know she’s gonna be around for a long time. But Robin got you like she got me and made you believe something else. You know if anything I cheated on y/n, went running right back into the fire after she offered to give me everything cause deep down I didn’t think I deserved her’ he told her honestly and your heart broke for the boy you loved. His eyes finally meeting yours and the soft look in his eye made you melt. ‘But she stuck with me, no matter what I did or how awful I treated her. She was there for me and all I want to do is make her life as easy as she makes mine feel now’ I'M GONNA CRYYYY😭 HE JUST LOVES HER SO MUCH

‘I know you will’ she nodded. ‘You have been for a while by the looks of things. I’m not going to sit here and say I saw this coming from a mile off cause I really didn’t but I could tell something had changed lately. I thought you and Robin had just finally hit your stride’ she huffed rolling her eyes. ‘I really am sorry for yesterday and I’m sorry for taking her side. I would say she can expect an earful from me but don’t worry i’ll leave it’ she laughed and you could tell Mason was happy to put everything to bed. THEYLL BECOME BESTIES SOON

It was just before dinner when things went a little south. You knew something was coming as it always did with you two. Like god was testing you to see how much you could take and because things had been too perfect for you all day he was ready to throw a spanner in the works. You’d just nipped off to the bathroom it finally happened and you felt you heart drop as the shock ripped through you. AHHAHAHAHAHHA OMG

‘You left the bloody toilet seat up, I nearly fell in’ you shouted back, adjusting yourself as you laughed it off but when you were finished and you finally opened the door, he was sitting on the bed like a deer caught in the headlights. You didn’t take much notice of it at first and made your way over to him but as you got closer you could see the panic all over him. ‘Seat down when I’m here remember’ you teased, trying to get him to smile but your words had the adverse effect. OMG HW IS PANICKING

‘Do you you, um… do you want me to take you home?’‘No? Why would I want that?’ You asked but he just shrugged his shoulders softly. ‘Cause I did something stupid and annoyed you. I thought you might want to be away from me’ OH MY BABY BOY

THE FACT THAT SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER AFTER IT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

When it came to sex, Mason was the king of being unselfish and made sure he gave you exactly what you wanted even at the detriment of his own pleasure. He knew what to say, what positions you loved and sometimes you could tell he wasn’t feeling it as much as you were but he was so into making you feel good that he didn’t care. Doing whatever he could to push you over the finish line before he took care of himself but you were about to change that tonight. OH BOY🥺

‘Well I was about to ask you the same, what do you want’ you asked, the question catching him off guard a little but he shook it off and sent you a teasing smile. ‘I want whatever you want’‘Come on Mase, let me do something for you’ you argued and you knew this was about to be a battle that you wouldn’t win easily. MASON TONY MOUNT TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT

‘Sex isn’t about what I want’ he smiled but you just rolled your eyes at him cause you knew he’d always thought this but tonight you were going to make it all about him. OH SILLY OF COURSE IT IS

‘Okay’ you smiled, trying to hide your own nerves as you’d never done it this way before but you did as he asked and settled over him your your back to him, trying to line yourself up with him but when you looked up, the first thing you noticed was the mirror had been moved from the corner of the room and Masons eyes looking back at you through it. ‘You’ve moved the mirror?’HE MOVED IT TO WATCH HER

THAT SMUT🥵🥵🥵

It was a rare few days that the both of you had off when things took a drastic turn. You knew things had been too perfect lately and something was bound to push you off track but never did you think Mason would be up to his old tricks again. OH SHIT

‘You gave me the code to your phone’ you whispered, smiling even wider like a cat that got the cream as he looked down at you and soon enough his face mirrored yours. ‘No ones ever given me the code to their phone before’EHEHEHEH LOOK AT HER BEING ALL HAPPY

Robin? Why was she calling? And why was she still saved in his phone with a heart next to her name and a photo of them all over each other? you wondered. Letting it ring until the call ended before a few texts poured in and your curiosity got the better of you. Punching in the code as quickly as you could with your heart pounding in your ears to try and see what she’d said. NOT HER AGAIN

He was asleep soon after you said goodnight, however you laid there awake for hours. Worrying about what tonight might hold and if he was seeing her again behind your back. You knew you should have said something but in a weird way you wanted him to do it. At least then you’d have the evidence and when you didn’t hear from him for a few hours at around 5pm the next day you could only think of the worst possible scenario. OH GIRL🥺🥺

‘Baby? Baby are you- oh shit’ he whispered, his voice getting quiet when he realised you were asleep before you heard him go across the hall to the bathroom. You wondered if he was getting himself ready to come and join you and shit all you wanted was the feeling of his arms around you to make you feel better you could also feel your heart shattering in your chest. HE HAS A GOOD EXPLANATION Y/N, GIVE HIM.TIME

‘I know you went to see her, or you’re planning on it at least’ you confessed and it’s like you watched his heart break right in front of you. ‘How could you, after everything?’OH LOVE

‘Look at me, please baby let me explain’ he whispered. Gripping your jaw gently to tilt your face up and in the end you caved and looked at him. This was the explanation you wanted so you might as well hear him out. ‘She’s moving out of the house. You know I said she could stay while she looked for something else? Well she’s going now and I had to meet her so she could sign everything over to me’ YAYYYY FINALLY

‘I’m so sorry’ you sobbed, head falling into his chest as he took you in his arms but he just held you and let you cry. Knowing you probably needed to get your emotions out. ‘She called you and I went through your phone. I’m so sorry I know you said it was fine but I get if you want to change the code now’ ‘Not at all’ he whispered into your hair before he gripped you tighter. ‘I told you I’ve got nothing to hide and you can look where you want’ he whispered. ‘But baby if you see something or are worried about anything then please talk to me okay? Cause I can assure you it’ll be nothing’ OH SWEETHEARTS🥺

‘I promised myself I’d never make you cry because of me again’ he gulped and your heart broke before you pulled him into your arms. The both of you sad but latching onto the other for comfort and the feeling of him breathing you in made you relax. OMG HE FEELS SO BAD😭

‘Oh wow that’s quick’ you told him, thankful he couldn’t see your face as you weren't exactly sure what expression you had on right now. Still processing that you’d have to take on this whole new part of his life when you were so comfortable in the current version. OH GIRLIE

It was homely in a way that Mason's flat wasn’t. There you could tell it was made for a man to live in whilst this place had a woman’s touch all over it. The empty picture frames a reminder of maybe what used to fill them and the bunch of flowers in the hall made your tummy squeeze. She was everywhere you looked, from her water bottle that was conveniently left in the kitchen to some of her skincare in the bathroom. You didn’t feel safe from her anywhere and the longer you walked around the worse you felt. OMG POOR GIRL🥺

That was their bed and this was their room. OH LOVE

‘You don’t wanna sleep in here, do you?’ He asked quietly, gently tilting your face up so you’d look at him and the understanding look on his face made your heart break. HE JUST UNDERSTANDS HER PERFECTLY

‘She’s never slept in here i promise. This was my room for a bit when we first started arguing, before I got the flat. It's also Summers room when she stays’ he told you and you felt a lot better about being in there. SUMMERS ROOM🥺

‘Estate agents. They’re gonna come take pictures of the house tomorrow’ he told you nonchalantly but you weren’t about to let him say that without an explanation. OH🤭

‘Cause I’m selling it’ he smiled and you knew your face was one of shock. GOOD BOY

‘I’m gonna start looking for some new places but why don’t you have a look too? We can go and view them together but there’s no rush cause we’ve got here in the meantime, but this next place I want it to be ours okay? So think about what you want and don’t want’ I WANT IT TO BE OURS🥺

‘Yeah but now I’ll get to fuck you without everyone hearing’ he whispered against your cheek and a loud laugh fell from your lips. NAUGHTYYYY

‘I love the way you love me’ he whispered suddenly, feeling his thumb brush along your jaw as his nose bumped yours lightly. ‘I hope I can make you feel how you make me feel’LOOK AT HIM FINALLY FEELING LOVED

‘Safe. And understood. Like loving me is easy’ he confessed, your heart breaking at the way he didn’t believe he was good enough and you quickly pressed a kiss to his cheek in hopes it would make him feel even a tiny bit better. OH BABY

‘Yes you do. You deserve to be loved just like everyone else is’ you told him and you almost smiled at how emotional the pair of you had become. ‘I know you've never had someone prove that to you but you do Masey. You’re the kindest and most gentle man I’ve ever met, you make me laugh more than anyone else ever has or ever will do. You’re my world, and my life is so much better with you in it Mase. I love you so so much’ MELTING

‘Oh yeah, get the proposal in my head already’ he joked as he squeezed you a little tighter. ‘I just don’t ever want us to end, you know? You're my home and I’ve never had that before. We’re twin flames, remember?’ TWIN FLAMWS FOREVER 🥺

'Sometimes when I think about you I feel so full of love I just wanna burst like I can't contain it' he laughed and you squeezed him tightly to your body thinking he was the most adorable thing before he looked away again out of shyness. 'I can feel it right now like I don't know what to do with myself' AHHHHHH HE IS SO CUTEEE

‘At the end of the day, it’s all about finding your person and you, Mason, you are my person. The person I want to spend the rest of my days laughing with, crying with. The one who I want to come home to and fall asleep next to every single day and I hope you don’t ever forget that’ ‘Your my person too’ he whispered, overwhelmed by everything you’d said and you knew you had to break the ice a little bit. THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S PERSON🥺

‘Can I take that as a yes then?’ He smiled, referring to him mentioning that he wanted to marry you earlier but even though you knew what the answer would be already you didn’t want to inflate his ego at all and you knew he already knew the answer. MASON😂😂😂

BESTIEEEE

OMG YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I THINK OF THIS ONE

DEFINED THE BEST THING YOUVE EVER WRITTEN IN MY OPINION

ALL TYE THING I LIKE ABOUT FICS WEFE IN THIS ONE, IM IN LOVE

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET AMD I WPULD HONESTLY LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEM AND HOW THEIR LIFE TOGETHER WILL CONTINUE

YOU MADE ME HAPPY, ANGRY, SAD, I EVEN TEARED UP AT SOME POOR SO WOW, MISSION DEFINITELY ACCOMPLISHED

THANK YOU FOR THIS WORK OF ART, BEST THING EVER🥺🩷🫂

YOU'RE AMAZING GIRL🩷 SO PROUD OF YOU

Special thank you to @masonmtxo for requesting this 🤭🩷

Bestie 🥺 getting these asks are honestly the highlight of posting for me and I know how much work it takes to write all this out but it’s so much fun getting to feel like we’re reading it together 🤭

I’m so glad you liked it and you felt all the feels 🥺 I feel like I just upset everyone with this one including myself.

Thank you for always hyping me up and helping me with fics you’re just the best ever ilysm 🩷🩷🩷