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[risibledeer]

boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?

(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

i made this all the way back when the afk session actually happened and i just realized i never posted it. desert duo lent AMV be upon ye.

[linmelon]

[dammit-theclown]

Kind of obsessed with the tendency amongst baby gays to insist that whatever fandom they happen to be in is the only place they can meet and interact with other queer people. Girl you didn’t “need” the dream smp to be accepted there are gay people at the DMV

[tumbaumbakrya]

На ФБ, обновление в работе «Титаномахия»

Глава 2-(1): Почему?

Дополнительные материалы:

1.---Мирабилис - род цветковых растений прямиком из тропиков и субтропиков Южной и Северной Америк. Теплолюбивое, светолюбивое. На родине и в тёплых регионах многолетние, где похолоднее - однолетнее. Всего насчитывают примерно 50 видов. На английском называется Fairy trupmets - буквально волшебные трубы. Цветки действительно похож на этот инструмент, конкретно на раструб. У нас зовётся ночной красавицей т.к свои цветы распускает вечером и ночью. Пара фото:

2. ---Наруч - часть брони на предплечье. Кроме собственно защищающей функции мог использоваться как ножны для короткого ножика или игл, или дротиков. В общем, они играли при блоке и отведении удара клинком. Уж не знаю как наручи из кожи хоглина, но металлические со своей ролью справлялись отлично. Несколько примернов:

3. Тассеты - доспех под нагрудник/кирасу. Обычно представляли собой две пластины, свисавшие на ремнях с нагрудника и закрывающие бёдра либо этакую металлическую "юбку" Например:

4. Поножи - часть доспеха на голень. Защищала, очевидно, голень и берцовые кости.

Самый легкий пример - на греческихх вазах.

(последняя ваза хранится в эрмитаже кста)

5. Ветка с форума оружейников, о сравнении сталей древности

6. Хвостовик - та часть лезвия, которая утапливают в рукоять либо само является рукоятью.

7. Галеты - хлебцы в виде печенек. Найти их можно, например, в сухпайке Военторга. Довольно безвкусная штука, но очень сытная.

8. DMV - department of motor vehicles. Что-то вроде нашего ГИБДД, только в Штатах. Наверное, чисто теоретически, УПМ тоже подпадало бы под их юрисдикцию?

9. Сопло - это устройство для выпуска газа (или жидкости) со снижением давления и увеличением скорости. Самое распротраненное - сопло Лаваля. Применяются далеко не только у реактивных двигателей. С помощью сопел создаются струи газа в котлах, газовых и паровых турбинах.

Приятных дня или ночи, дорогие друзья!

[made-nondescript]

you know that trend of characters' last names being the media that they're from? (eg sans undertale)

consider: dream smp

he goes by dream dsmp but his legal name is dream dream smp which has lead to a lot of fun conversations and the minecraft dmv

[tacom-literatureu-blog]

reread Our Last Summer and took notes lmao

things i forgot about from Our Last Summer: -half changeling mumbo -dragon egg hatching (its called nevermore) -ranboo becoming a heretic -mumbo's homemade water resistance potion -grian's crying timer -technoblade making tubbo's cane -peanut butter & banana sandwich scene -on the dsmp its seconds on hermitcraft its ticks (does that change later?) -GRIANS SHORTER THAN TUBBO? -man remember when the chapters were supperrr lyric oriented? -michael's favourite song is american pie -pearl gaslighting ranboo like "no i didnt almost mention last life. what" -Sam is Doc's cousin. which does not get mentioned very often but is hilarious to think about. would that make sam tommy's… second cousin? who knows -ranboo does NOT have the redstone eating gene -why does doc have hello kitty band aids in his secret lab. actually no hes totally valid for that -authors note in chapter 19 talking about a hypothetical sequel with grian on the dsmp……. look where we are now -how much would the entire plot of this series change if ranboo had shown his locket with the family picture to scar. like genuinely -the very slow realisation from techno that michael is tubbo's son as well -i think its interesting how i, who is caught up in the latest book in the TACOMLU, can actually tell the difference in writing quality. its been 7 months of constant writing man, there's a LARGE improvement -doc: [long monologue about the intricacies of ranboos two types of blood ranboo: what about going home..? doc: oh yeah we can just go down to skyblock and take a portal to the dream smp lol -oh my god the fae/fairy lore that was referenced recently in knowing me knowing you was brought up partially in our last summer. the whole thing with the mass genocide or whatever. but i think it gets retroactively changed? or more like ranboo isnt aware of the empires so he doesnt know about katherine and her protection of fairies and whatever -"I'm so excited to write more and more in 2022" says patton, proceeding to write more a shit ton more in 2022 -god the renbob team up is the best thing ever. i miss renbob bring him back. he should be on the dsmp a few months from the current timeline in KMKY if all's the same -the curse words sewn onto tommy's l'manberg uniform -"l'manburg didnt exactly have a DMV, Blade" tubbo says just before taking techno and renbob on the worst automobile experience of their lives -tfw u find out that ur husband is on the hermitcraft server from a hermitcraft recap -the most unfair thing that ever happened was the watchers punishing GRIAN for the whole 'building a server portal' thing when he was the only one who was sorta against it when the idea was brought up. my man did NOT deserve everything he has gone through. like the whole server got moon'd which was a big thing that happened but i think grian had it worst -oh shit when ranboo ran away and scar was panicking like 'oh no im a horrible dad!' about him. thats the second time. scar this is the SECOND time -zedaph's having such a good time making a server portal <3 he wants to destroy the server and i am fully for it <3 -tango's soooooo mad about the profanity filter its hilarious -its been 7 months and i think we abandoned the platonic part of platonic husbands -michael charming everyone with his toddler powers -our last summer prototype portal bungee rope test tun went much better than KMKY's one -on that note. if we wanted to build a server portal in KMKY, why didnt they ask impulse for help? he helped on the original and it was much more recent for him. they were so stuck in their relationship drama that they forgot about their friends..

-i love the bit of dream jumping the gun. "Oh i get it now! you want to be admin! you want power!" techno: "bruh" -fuckin van not starting 😭 -reunion <3 -bring back scary grian. dream was genuinely afraid of him and he did the cool distorted text BEHAVE. how the mighty fall. hes a pathetic wet cat now 😔 -I FORGOT SCAR SAYS FUCK -what a role swap. scar saying fuck and grian harping on him for it vs grian saying fuck and scar harping on him for it -mama mia (here we go again) (i'll read it next)

in conclusion, Our Last Summer was awesome and i miss that timeline

BRO OMG okay okay. Before Our Last Summer, the most I had written was 12 pages of a shitty mafia mystery YA novel. I had never attempted something like this, but I really missed Ranboo.

I'm so proud of my progress, genuinely. And without getting comments, or Chambers help, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Our Last Summer was chaotic, and crazy, and sometimes didn't make sense. I retconned a lot of the early stuff, like shifter Mumbo, and I had NO idea about a Tommy and Scar plotline till Chambers started telling me about season 6.

When all is said and done, I'll go back, and rewrite OLS. I'll keep the dialogue and plot, but there are details I'd change.

I'm so proud of OLS and genuinely, I'm proud of me and Chambers. Thank you so much for reading, we always look forward to your comments. I hope you have a wonderful day! <3- Patton

[teruthecreator]

fuck it, gonna make my own hyper-specific dni post

this is entirely a joke but DO NOT INTERACT: 

banana enjoyers, morning people, beauty gurus, tiktok coffee accounts, any wlw with a mullet, dmv employees, people who buy salted butter rather than unsalted, college students who constantly make jokes about “only eating ramen”, russian new yorkers over the age of 35, people who stop driving to look at deer on the side of the road, strawberry blondes, those who have dyed their hair more than once, horror movie fans, the inventor of skinny jeans, dream smp fans, people with mitski or hozier on their top 10 spotify wrapped, bitches who use spotify, bojack horseman fans, those under 5′2, people who can catch something without flinching like a baby bird, lizard haters, anyone who ran/runs an “imagines” blog, people who can run in high heels, gregorian chanters, non-fingernail biters, anyone with the name “matthew” that is not my best friend, people who walk their dogs without leashes in crowded areas, those who choose to walk in a horizontal formation with their friends on the sidewalk, tandem-bicyclists, people who can say “accompaniment” right the first time, people who clap when the plane lands, people whose favorite days of the week are either wednesday or sunday, anyone who shares my first name, people who say reese’s like “ree-seez” instead of “ree-sehz”, comma splicers, english majors with a minor in either history, music, or philosophy, bitches who only comment “i agree” on canvas discussion boards, people who think 50 degrees fahrenheit is cold, gays who can do math but can’t drive, business majors, econ majors, fratboys by the name of “kyle” or “john”, pickup truck drivers, danganronpa cosplayers, people with dishes in their room right now, true crime podcast enjoyers, and people who hate onions 

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

He who never dies

by Gem1n1_eyes

He was a hero, but they treated him like a god.

He was worshiped for his strength and ingenuity. His unwavering bravery in the face of evil. People sang his praises over shattered rubble and jagged rooftops, their songs scattering shadows that danced through the streets.

He was their hope, placed upon a pedestal by adoring fans and wealthy politicians- even though he was just barely old enough to be considered an adult.

"He will never die!" They cheered. That was until twenty civilians and Ichor- the hero they proclaimed to be undying- were crushed by falling debris.

Alexander Davis Watson was immortal, just not for very long.

This is the story of how Tom Simons, a shockingly ordinary guy in a world full of extraordinary heroes, becomes a beacon of hope by perpetuating the legacy of the late hero Ichor, also known as Alex (Dave) Watson. With the help of Toby, Dave's family, and an understanding of how to swing a sword, Tommy will have to cheat two of the most dastardly villains on the planet- DMV lines, and homicidal maniacs.

Words: 4120, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF), Freddie, Billzo (Video Blogging RPF), (other Dream SMP characters)

Relationships: Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, sleepy bois inc - Freeform, Humor, Heartache, Loss/Grief, angst angst angst, Secret Identity, Tommy and Techno but they're kinda like venom fr, Hero Sleepy Bois, Villain DreamTeam + KQ, learning to cope, Found Family, Loss of a sibling, A dedication of sorts, Lowe's/Ace hardwarecore, i cant write but thats a-ok, Trauma, Tommy becomes a hero, it hurts my heart sometimes fr, apologies for sad concept, i know the name is alex, it's better if it's dave

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[conarcoin]

DMV: DREAM SMP REFERENCE

Customer: G= GREG LAT=LATHAN DMV: G, GANG REFERENCE Verdict: ACCEPTED

[god1ngs]

Drama, would ya like to be in my Origins SMP Zootopia thing? I was going to see if Faeri wanted to be the mob boss’ kid. I think the only other character I don’t have figured out yet is the DMV sloth but I could change it.

-fox boy

(Also I’m on my other acc, that’s why anon)

!!

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[soupscold]

fuck these minecraft smp servers we need a dmv roleplay server

when the fuck are we getting a dmv mmo