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auctes · 6 years
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated near-bottom of my class at Hope's Peak Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous baseball teams winning Koshien, and I have over 999 confirmed home runs. I am trained in hit and run tactics and I’m the top batter in the entire Japanese baseball world. You are nothing to me but just anotherloser. I will strike you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ya bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of professional athletes across the USA and Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, stupid. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re AHO-ing dead, idiot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can knock you out in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and a baseball. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States and Japan Baseball Leagues and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the diamond. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “no that's wrong” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, ya goddamn bastard! I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, AHOAHO.
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