#Sam Scotty Scott

[weyoun-five]

[morgansyorkie]

If you can play, you can play

[lianazombilina]

Bruce Campbell, Scott spiegel, Matt Taylor, and Sam Raimi in The Final Round. 

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Scott Levy's (the man in the first gif) biggest wrestling influence was Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Did Scott look like Jake's little brother Sam Houston (the man in the bottom gif?).

Scott Levy/Scotty the Body would eventually become Raven and even Scotty Flamingo and Johnny Polo.

[midnight-star-world]

#CountryMusic

MSR 8-20-22 Midnight Star Report 8-20-22

So today I will be bringing you the Top 20 Country Music Songs for the week of 8/20/22 with the help of both CMT (Country Music Television), the Billboard Country Music Airplay Charts, & even myself. So let's get started right now.

Number 20 belongs to Gabby Barrett who is staying in the same spot as last week - Pick me up.

Number 19 belongs to Jelly Roll who is returning to the list this week - Son of a sinner.

Number 18 belongs to Morgan Wallen who is new to the list this week - You proof.

Number 17 belongs to Justin Moore who is dropping 1 spot this week - With a woman you love.

Number 16 belongs to Dustin Lynch who is moving up 2 spots this week - Party mode.

Number 15 belongs to Cole Swindell who is moving up 4 spots this week - She had me at heads Carolina.

Number 14 belongs to Dylan Scott who is dropping 10 spots this week - New truck.

Number 13 belongs to Tyler Hubbard who is moving up 2 spots this week - 5 foot 9.

Number 12 belongs to Ingrid Andress with Sam Hunt who is moving up 1 spot this week - Wishful drinking.

Number 11 belongs to Jackson Dean who is staying in the same spot as last week - Don't come lookin'.

Number 10 belongs to Scotty McCreery who is dropping 7 spots this week - Damn Strait.

Number 9 belongs to Carrie Underwood who is moving up 1 spot this week - Ghost story.

Number 8 belongs to Luke Combs who is moving up 6 spots this week - The kind of love we make.

Number 7 belongs to Mitchell Tenpenny who is moving up 2 spots this week - Truth about you.

Number 6 belongs to Maren Morris who is moving up 2 spots this week - Circles around this town.

Number 5 belongs to Chris Young with Mitchell Tenpenny who are staying in the same spot as last week - At the end of a bar.

Number 4 belongs to Jon Pardi who is moving up 2 spots this week - Last night lonely.

Number 3 belongs to Jake Owen who is moving up 4 spots this week - Best thing since backroads.

Number 2 belongs to Parmalee who are staying in the same spot as last week - Take my name.

Number 1 belongs to Kane Brown who is staying in the top spot for another week - Like I love Country Music.

And that's a wrap for the Top 20 Country Music Songs for the week of 8/20/22 with the help of both CMT (Country Music Television), the Billboard Country Music Airplay Charts, & even myself. Thanks as always goes out to CMT & the Billboard Country Music Airplay Chart for doing their weekly Country Music Song Countdowns. And thanks as well goes out to you for taking the time to read this weekly list. See ya all next time.

[bimbo-baggins17]

HEYYY!! I hope you’re doing okay and that both sides of your pillows are cold <3 I watched Higher Ground recently and I am so obsessed over Scott who is literally the same as Sam so could you do something with the both of them? SMUTTY if not that’s completely fine have good day/nighr!

Literally you’re in my messages too. You gotta be. This is insaneeeeee. But thank you lovely <3 I hope you enjoy this:) it’s def not my best work tho.

Credit to whoever originally said Sam and Scott were brothers <3 idk who but if you do tag them!

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“Oh fuck, Scotty. Right there..” You moan as your boyfriend pounds into you from behind, your arms trembling as they keep you up. He grips your hips tightly, pulling you back to meet his thrusts.

Scott brings a hand down and slaps your ass cheek, watching as the fat ripples. “Shit. So tight.”

The bed creaks under you both with each snap of his hips. The sound catches Sam’s attention across the hall. In Scott’s defense, he thought he was home alone.

Sam could guess what was happening but he still wanted to see for himself. He quietly steps out of his room, silently he turns the doorknob of Scott’s bedroom door and cracks it open.

Immediately Sam feels himself get rock hard in his pants. You’re on all fours, your back arched as his brother fucks you from behind. He doesn’t get a full view, just angled from the side but he could see enough. He reaches down into his pants, wrapping a hand around his cock, starting to pump his himself.

“Shit…” Scott groans. “..’m getting close.”

Your eyes flutter open and land on Sam in the doorway and they widen immediately. “Oh my god.” You breathe out.

“Yeah? You like that?”

“N-no…Sam..”

“What the fuck?” Scott scoffs thinking you’re calling him by his brother’s name instead, his hips slowing.

You shake your head, “No..Sam..door..”

“Huh?” Scott follows where you’re looking and sees what you mean, Sam’s eyes widening further being caught like that, stopping the movement of his hand. “Dude! What the fuck??” But he doesn’t stop fucking into you despite seeing Sam’s hand in his pants. “Get out of here you fucking perv!”

You shake your head, “W-wait..let..let him stay.”

Scott’s eyebrows knit together, looking at you. “What? You want him to watch?” Sam’s just as surprised to hear what you say. Slowly he starts pumping his shaft again.

This time you nod in answer to his question, your pussy squeezing tighter around Scott’s cock.

“Fuck you’re a slut.” He grits out but doesn’t argue.

Sam takes the opening he’s presented with and steps into Scott’s room the rest of the way, shutting the door behind him. He quickly undoes his pants and shimmys his boxers down enough so his cock is freed. He spits into his palm and collects the precum from his tip before jerking himself again. “Fuck.”

“Sam..C’mere..” You breathe out.

His eyebrows shoot in, his hand slowing before he’s obliging your request. He comes to where you’re at, your head at the foot of Scott’s bed. You reach out, wrapping a hand around his cock, guiding it to your mouth.

Sam couldn’t believe what was happening. He lets out a low groan as he feels you envelope him into your warm mouth. It felt like heaven to him and he understood why his brother constantly ran back to you no matter how many times he broke it off with you and swore he wouldn’t go back an umpteenth time. His fingers curl into your hair, gripping tightly onto the strands.

Scott was too focused on his need to cum to really care that you were sucking his freak brother off. Each time he thrusted into you, it pushed Sam’s cock further down your throat.

Your boyfriend fucks you stupid, hitting the right spot, causing you to pull your mouth off of Sam, unable to do much.

He’s frustrated as his rapidly approaching high is cut off. “Come back.” He rasps before he grips your hair and forces his dick back into your mouth, roughly fucking your throat, not caring as you sputter and gasp around it.

Scott continues to thrust into your tight hole from behind rapidly, his sack slapping against your clit. The sound of skin hitting skin mixes with the sounds of you choking on his twin’s shaft.

Both boys chase their highs, using you and taking what they want. Their moans blend together. The only difference is Sam is more whinier.

You feel Scott’s cock twitching in you, giving away to how close he was. You do your best to rock back against him as Sam keeps abusing your throat.

Scott pounds harshly into you a couple more times before he buries himself all the way in, cumming into you, Sam reaches his release in your mouth a few seconds later. You’re filled with both brothers’ hot cum in both ends.

Sam and Scott stay plugged in you for another few seconds, making sure you take every last drop. Sam slips out first, pinching your cheeks to see his cum on your tongue before allowing you to swallow.

You whimper feeling Scott slip out after, his cum dripping out of your still spasming hole.

Scott looks up at his brother, “Switch?”

And that’s how you end up spending the next few hours, tagged team by them both.

[critrolestats]

Media References and Puns of 3-076 A Gathering of Heroes

Thanks to @floweroflaurelin for this art piece!

Media References

(0:00:06) Liam: sings “Concerning Hobbits”

(0:04:08) Matt: I’m pretty sure Stauf’s mansion is a little more involved.

(0:05:45) Laura: Dom’s voice is very low… (Dominic Monaghan)

(0:05:56) Ashley: Hey, give me some Old Toby!

(0:08:55) Liam: Bread makes you fat? (Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)

(0:09:14) Matt: I’m dressed as Hagrid.  You’re a wizard, Frodo!

(0:09:59) Travis: Scottie.  Sam: Pippin. (Scottie Pippin)

(0:10:03) Liam: I’m Mickey Dolenz from The Monkees.

(0:10:11) Sam: Gangnam Style? (PSY)

(0:10:22) Sam: Pippin-- (sighs)  Travis: Longstocking. (Pippi Longstocking)

(0:10:43) Liam: And you’re Ice Road Truckers, right?

(0:17:48) Liam: (like Gollum) It burns, it burns!

(0:18:42) Liam: (like Gimli) My axe!

(0:21:20) Travis: Only I can hide from my destiny. (Lord of the Rings)

(0:21:36) Sam: He’s a Plane Strider.

(0:21:37) Travis: singing Sail away, sail away. (“Orinoco Flow” by Enya)

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[cellard0ors]

Listen:

This is very niche and very me and my own personal headcanon for a character, BUT:

Ash Williams.

Hear me out: the events in the original Evil Dead happened. Ashley Williams - a romantic and a dork - totally wimped out (at first) when Scotty talks about chopping up Shelly, because she's their friend and - at his core - Ashley isn't inherently violent.

At this point, he's a sweet boy who just went up to a cabin in the woods to spend time with his friends, his sister, and his girlfriend, Linda.

He even has a sweet gift for Linda, a beautiful necklace, and he loves her, but then things fall apart in the most horrific fashion possible.

His sister becomes a monster, as does Shelly and even Linda. His friend, Scott, someone he thought he knew and could trust, his friend, shows his true colors - making it a point to tell Ashley he doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself.

Then Scott dies too and also becomes a monster just like the others.

And Ashley survives.

But also, he DOESN'T.

Because Ashley Williams died in the cabin and from there Ash Williams is born.

The opening of Evil Dead 2? It's Ash's reimagining of events. His friends weren't there, his sister wasn't there. Right?!? It was just Linda and him, wasn't it?

His mind is fracturing and his form of PTSD takes hold in the form of minimizing the damage of how many people died and how much loss he suffered, but kept the most significant loss in the form of Linda and the necklace - two big moments he can't forget, not ever.

The loss of his hand only pushes this further, as he literally cuts a part of himself off. From here he also begins to take on some of Scotty's final traits - he becomes callous and self-motivated, but only a touch, because while Ashley died, there are traces of him scattered in there, in the debris of who he is now.

Ash turns to sarcasm and humor as defense mechanisms. Drinking, drugs, sex, women - these help too. After all, his mind is already shattered and the only woman he ever truly loved he had to dismember, so, yeah best to use those to cover up any and all of his problems.

My point in writing this here, is that I think both Ashley Williams and Ash Williams, while one and the same, are in essence also two very different characters with very deep traumas and I find that that's often overlooked when we think of Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi and The Evil Dead films.

Don't get me wrong - I love the camp and the silliness and the excessive blood and gore played almost for laughs just as much as everyone else does.

But I think it's also deeply fascinating and interesting to breakdown this iconic character and think about him in this fashion. At least it is for me and I was curious if anyone else felt the same.

[mrschristensen]

I LOVEEEEEE the scott and Sam smut you did could you do smth where reader is Scott’s gf and is cheating on him with Sam (based off the song scotty doesn’t know )

Thanks so much! Really glad you liked it; I’ve been trying to get more consistent with writing but I’m a huge procrastinator 🥲

I can see where you’re coming from, but I’m not super sure about the “cheating” part… I’m not really one to like cheating or anything like that in writing so idk…

Maybe I could do something where they BOTH like a girl, and maybe they both know about each other’s love for her? So maybe it turns into a competition (or not) and then she ends up dating one of them, and the other one is still secretly in love with her until he blurts it out one day when he can’t take it anymore. So then the girl is conflicted bc she’s liked them both but she didn’t wanna make it weird n shit so then maybe she dates them both (obviously the twins not dating each other)??

I’m super sorry that I didn’t clarify that in my rules earlier, but I’m not really okay with writing about cheating (it just gives me the ick). I hope maybe we can work around it and I can give you something you’d still like!

[trevvylovesspence]

Hi! Can you do a Scott tenorman x fem Cutecore reader? Scott tenorman is from South Park if you didn’t know, if it’s to hard or you just don’t want to write for that then can you do a Miles Fairchild x fem,cutecore reader? It’s fine if not,anyways have a lovely day/night!

OMG MARI YOU ARE SO COOL! You have a lovely day/night. I had to write for Scott the second you brought him up. So here's our lovely boy trying to charm.

Warning: nothin really, just 9th graders having crushes on eachother, fluff.

Scott was a quieter kid, he listened his music, bullied fourth graders (Cartman's bitch ass) with his friend group and played video-games in class. You weren't as quiet, running around with your friends, wearing pretty and flashy outfits to school and being honestly, the smartest kid in class.

Your newest cute outfit however had all his focus on you recently, your bell bottoms adorned with not only patch flowers but your own scribbled flowers, a plain tank-top and a cute pink sweater. It matched your Mary Janes that you wore constantly. And it had his eyes all over you, he was the average 15-year-old boy, obsessing over a girl in his class.

He tried desperately for the next few days to win you over with his bad boy act, and honestly it did. "Dude, you're a loser." His friends laughed, throwing a comic from one to the other. "I just don't see why you're hung up on that one girl, there are like...forty-seven others in this town." He scoffed. "I'm not 'hung up' on her, i'm just testing my charm." His friends scoffed and laughed. "Well I heard from her friends that it's working, she's like super into you."

So Scott had a plan, he'd ask you out today. Maybe today was three weeks after that conversation but he'd ask today. Only problem, you had those stupid cutesy Mary Janes on, that dumb heart sweater and that stupidly pretty pink skirt. And even worse you smiled and waved when you saw him.

"Hey Y/n..." He mumbled as you wrapped your arms around his waist, giving him a short side-hug. "Hey Scotty!" You giggled and he swore he might melt right there. "It's Scott." He muttered, keeping his 'mean, tough guy' act up. You however did not seem to care if he was stoic with you as you smiled and nodded. "Yep, but I'm calling you Scotty anyway." He could feel himself smiling, you had a charm no boy could resist.

"Hey Y/n..." You looked up at him from your phone with a smile and a tilt of your head, "Yeah?" He noticed you had pink glittery lip gloss on and he just wanted to kiss you right then and there. He truly thought about it, and the way the glitter would stain his own lips. "Scott, you there?" He's brought out of his daydream by your confused face. And he just goes for it. He cups your face in his hands and smears your pretty lip gloss all over both of your lips as he presses his lips to yours. You squeak quietly, taken aback by his actions before leaning into the kiss with ease.

Scott leaned back with a large smile, a rare thing to see. "Go out with me...please." The 'please' was quiet and whispered and you cracked a smile yourself. "Yes."

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And so you went out with him, deciding to walk around the mall. You running into every cute clothing store you could find and him awkwardly following you like a puppy. Once you ran into a comic store he was confused. "You like this kind of stuff?" You shook your head, "Not really, this is more for you to have fun looking around." Your eyes lit up forever as you picked up a stuffed animal. "But I also like the Hello Kitty and Sailor Moon stuff!" He chuckled, tilting his head as he watched you rummage through the stuffed animals.

"Oh my gods!" He raised his eyebrow and you pulled out a small penguin, he had no idea why a small penguin with a hat and bow had you so excited. "He's Tuxedo Sam, my favorite Sanrio character." you giggled as if it was obvious, he was even more confused. "Sanrio?" You raised your brows. "You don't-...actually it makes sense you don't know, nevermind. It's a Hello Kitty thing." And then he got it. "Ah, I see. You want him?" He asked, motioning to the stuffed animal you still cuddled in your arms.

You nodded softly and he chuckled. "Hand him over, I'll go pay." You raised a brow, "Do you have enough?" He pretended to be offended, "Y/n, are you calling me poor?" You laughed and shook your head, handing Sam over to him. "No, I'm just sayin that cause I don't have enough. My allowance wasn't as much as usual." He nodded. "Don't worry, I got enough for little Sammy here." He joked, and you followed him to the counter where he payed for it and handed it back to you. "Alright, any other clothing stores you wanna walk through? Or are we at that point when I buy you every cute food item you see?" He looked down at you and you laughed, "Nah, let's go look at your kind of stuff now." You blushed and cradled the small stuffed animal in your arms.

So now you had a quiet sweet boyfriend named Scoot who took you shopping and read you his comics.

[morgansyorkie]

Lets circle the wagon

[lianazombilina]

Sam Raimi threatening Ellen Sandweiss, tackling Scott Spiegel, choking Josh Becker, and being murdered by Scott Spiegel,  in The Case of The Topanga Pearl (1976).

[gumnut-logic]

Little whump ask. A small burn please. (Or smol scold)

Quiet

I'm not sure what this is, other than it attacked me five minutes before a desk shift at work this morning and I was able to write a handful of words to firm it up enough to finish tonight. It's not much and wanders a bit, but eh, have a little tired Scotty.

Many thank yous for the ask, so glad I actually answered, it's never guaranteed with my brain (so many apologies to those asks that lay unanswered in my inbox). And also to @onereyofstarlight for giving it a read through and for being her usual wonderful self :D

And yes, Scotty is tired again :D I hope you enjoy it.

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Scott was not a quiet man.

He lived his life fast and busy and had to admit to himself that sometimes that speed caused crashes. Crashes that his family was forced to save him from.

It wasn’t something he was proud of, and there had been many a lecture from parental figures and siblings that he needed to slow down.

He tried, honest, but it seemed the world just needed him at speed.

Today was one of those days. He had been up a good percentage of the night before on a mission, then woken up early by a callout that sent Alan into orbit to join John, and even though the rescue did not involve Scott himself, he was always edgy when his brothers were out, so he sat at Dad’s desk and monitored the action.

John ended up kicking him off comms as apparently he was annoying. So much for the chain of command.

His brother claimed there would be time later and John would give him a full report, go and rest!

Left to stare at the empty comms room in a sudden silence, he found himself at a loss. The rest of the family was off doing their thing - Gordon wasn’t even on the Island. He’d escaped to a conference on the mainland - someone he knew was going to present. Gordon had babbled about it extensively, but to Scott’s shame he couldn’t remember who it was. He did know that Sam and Mel from Raoul had gone with him.

He sighed. What did he do with himself when he had nothing to do?

Virgil had already conspired with Carly, his EA, and banned him from working in that department. He found himself gritting his teeth.

Where was Virgil anyway? His brother had been very put out to be woken at 5am for Alan’s call out. There had been a lot of grumbling, and a few sharp words to Scott that had resulted in the current Tracy Industries work ban, but then he’d wandered off. Scott assumed he went back to bed.

He poked at the desk, bringing up his brother’s location on the Island. Sure enough, the hypocrite wasn’t in his rooms, but in the hangars.

Hah! Virgil had been up as late as he had since they were on the same rescue in Canada. So apparently what was good enough for the nagged wasn’t good enough for the nagger.

Fine.

Scott stood up.

A little too fast, and it took his tired circulation system a moment to correct for his new elevation, his brain a little starved for a second or two.

The world spun…just a little.

Maybe Virgil was right.

But then why was he being an idiot, too?

A grunt and Scott shoved his father’s chair into the desk and headed for the elevator.

A short ride down and he exited into Two’s hangar - let’s face it, if there was a hangar his brother was going to be found in, it was this one. Didn’t need a locator to tell him that.

Sure enough, he was huddled under Two working on who knew what. Brow furrowing, Scott strode over.

The room lit up with a flash, a sharp buzz and spark.

Scott threw up an arm and shielded his eyes. “Virgil, what the hell?!”

A clatter as something was dropped and the light flickered out. “What? Damnit!”

Sneaking a look under his arm, he found his brother whacking his leg, arc welder tip held in his other hand, safety visor askew. A tendril of smoke drifted up and there was a sudden smell of burnt hair.

Oh, hell.

Scott was moving before he could think. “Virgil! “

“I’m fine.” He held up a hand to stop Scott’s headlong dive. “Just going to need yet another pair of new jeans.” A sigh. “That’s the third pair this week.”

“What?”

Scott crouched down beside Virgil, and sure enough there was a burn straight through the thigh of his pants. “You sure you’re okay?” Scott wanted to reach out and check.

As if sensing his need, Virgil put down the welder and poked at the hole in his jeans, pulling the threads apart further. “See? It’s fine.”

Scott frowned at the small burn on his brother’s leg. “Doesn’t look fine.”

The sigh his brother let out was eerily similar to the sound John made shortly before cutting him out of comms. Dark eyebrows turned to him, glaring. “I thought John sent you to bed?”

“I’m fine.”

Virgil stared at him a moment longer before pressing his lips together and forcing himself to his feet. Ignoring Scott, he strode over to his workshop - was that a limp? Scott glared at his brother’s leg - and disappeared inside.

He returned a moment later with another welding helmet and a bright yellow beanbag.

At the questioning look on Scott’s face, “It’s Gordon’s. Sometimes he keeps me company down here.”

A blink. “I thought he helped you.”

“He does.” Virgil shrugged. “He keeps me company.”

Scott frowned but didn’t dare ask further as the beanbag was dumped a short distance away and Virgil pointed at it. “Now you can help me.”

Another blink, but Scott rose to his feet and, ignoring the whole ‘let’s spin around like a record, round, round’ thing his head had going on again, stepped up to his brother.

Virgil held out the extra welding helmet. “Put this on.” There was the distinct feeling that command had changed hands all of a sudden.

Scott didn’t argue. If he was honest, he really didn’t have the energy. Virgil was the Island’s most stubborn ass when he set his heels in, and those heels appeared primed and ready to fire.

So a moment later Scott found himself curled up in a bright yellow beanbag - it was a very big and comfy one, Gordon had chosen well - with a welding helmet on his head. Probably looked a right idiot, but he didn’t have the spoons to care.

Virgil turned back to whatever it was he was doing, and with what was obviously a safety glance at Scott, flipped his own welding helmet down and lit up the room in more blue flashes of light.

Nothing more was said. Scott just found himself sitting, watching his brother work. It wasn’t quiet work, Virgil used a hammer at one point that nearly frightened Scott out of his strangely lulled bones, but it was enough to keep Scott’s eyes and brain still and, in its own way, quiet.

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Virgil fought the urge to swear and settled for a glare at the stupid piece of metal. The job should have been an easy fix, but cahelium despite all its amazing properties, or, more likely, because of them, was an ass to weld. It resisted everything, even his high temperature apparatus. It would probably be easier to fabricate from scratch, but this panel had been put on Two by Dad, a long time ago, and Virgil was a touch sentimental about it. Uncle Lee had damaged it during one of their first rescues and Dad had been the one to fix it.

Of course, yesterday Virgil had done almost the exact same manoeuvre with the same result - Two was not a fan of being rammed into the side of a mountain. It sounded dramatic, probably was - Scott had done enough yelling at the time - but Two was tough and had only bent a little cahelium…which now was refusing repair.

He side-eyed Scott, a pile of sprawled limbs sporting a welding helmet. Gordon would have a field day with his camera on this one. But Virgil could only smile softly.

John was right. Scott had worked himself into voluntary insomnia again. And since there was no use arguing with him, other tactics were needed. Virgil knew that once all avenues of work were cut off, Scott would do one of two things - actually go to bed or seek a brother out. And since Virgil was the only brother available, this is where Scott had ended up.

Virgil let out a soft sigh…and touched his collar. “The eagle is snoring.” Barely whispered, his comms still picked it up, and with a moment’s time delay, John’s “FAB,” drifted back just as quietly.

He let his shoulders’ drop and turned off the welding equipment. It could wait a few hours longer. Stretching to his feet, his leg twinged. Damn burns. He had three on the same leg and they made movement uncomfortable.

Scott snuffled in his sleep and Virgil wondered if he should remove the welding helmet. Gordon had slept in it a few times, so it was proven to not be a problem. Except perhaps for the welding helmet hair afterwards.

That set him smiling as he crept softly past his brother and back into his workshop. He pulled out the beanbag’s bright green partner and brought it out onto the hangar floor, depositing it gently next to Scott.

Kicking off his boots, Virgil lowered himself into the bean bag and closed his eyes, letting the familiar sounds of the hangars soak into his senses. He relaxed as the breeze from the ventilation shafts drifted cool fingers over his cheeks, and the sea hissed in the distance along with the calls of arguing tui. Above him he could feel the hulking presence of his ‘bird, and beside him his beloved big brother.

Another soft sigh, and sinking a little further, he let himself fall into sleep.

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[fratboybeezer]

Flyers Primer - Text Version

Presentation version here

featuring many of my personal opinions on players & some phantoms i find notable

*edit: fuck carter hart and i was very harsh on sam for no reason also there’s a lot of typos sorry

Cam Atkinson

forward (rw), #89

drafted 157th overall to CBJ in 2008

amazing instagram comment-er

on the nhl player inclusion coalition

played for torts in cbus

seems just happy to be here

basically #1 gritty fan

Sean Couturier

forward (c), #14

coots, couter, no chest

drafted 8th overall to PHI in 2011

playing this season after being on ir for like a season and a half

should have an a or c

used to live with now gm danny b

last of my fav ginger trio (him, g, and jakey)

toothless

Marc Staal

defenseman, #18

drafted 12th overall to NYR in 2005

2nd of 4 staals

homophobic, boycotted pride night with his brother eric in florida last season

career overall +/- of +50, over 1100 games played

Scott Laughton

forward (c), #21

our one and only a

laughts, laughtsy, scotty tatum

drafted 20th overall to PHI in 2012

passionate LGBTQ+ ally

always the one to put up the pride flag in front of the farg

first guests of the season were a lesbian couple celebrating their 1 year wedding anniversary

best drip on the roster (decided by me after that horrid drip night they had)

kinda reminds me of a cat idk

drinks a black, hot coffee

let atkinson wear his a for atkinson’s first game back in cbus after being traded to philly (back when we had a c and 2 a’s)

had an a with team canada at world’s

has a cat named brucey

Travis Konecny

forward (rw), #11

tk, teeks, tiki bar

drafted 24th overall to PHI in 2015

literally one of the best (if not the best) player on our roster idc argue with the wall

called a “short king” (he is 5’10, there’s shorter guys on the roster)

certified DILF!!

my mom’s fav flyer (she can only name 3 total)

once lost his shoes on the plane and therefore postponed press

pest/rat/raccoon (affectionate)

lives in penalty box yet an absolute goal scorer

his best on ice comparison is a chihuahua

best flow on the roster idc

our media rep this year!!! Slay!!

best chirps on the roster

Joel Farabee

forward (lw), #86

beezer, young beezer, bee, young beezy

drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2018

my favorite player i could go on and on about him

had neck surgery after 21-22 season and came back and played all 82 games in 22-23 season

is already becoming a leader on the team

bought a house from coots early 22 and now it’s a hub for the young guys on the team

gives off frat boy vibes in the best way

is such a teammate guy

asg shootout hater

has (at least 1) tattoo

his game day coffee order is an iced coffee with almond milk, no sweetener, on off days gets a brown sugar shaken espresso, prefers iced over hot coffee, and never met a coffee he didn’t like

grew up liking the flyers & phillies and really wanted to be drafted to philly

“i thank my lucky stars” -bee when talking about getting drafted to philly

claimed in a tk mic’d up that he was dropping a mixtape and never dropped it :(

silliest guy on instagram

Carter Hart

goalie, #79

hartsy, cahtah haht

drafted 48th overall by PHI in 2016

our starter <3 love him

as i’m making this is injured but is practicing with the team so hopefully he’ll be back soon

deserves better than philly but you can pry him from my cold dead hands

@st-louis has a great primer about him

Samuel Ersson

goalie, #33

drafted 143rd overall to PHI in 2018

not the best but he’s trying (i think)

would benefit from some time down with the phantoms

tbh shouldn’t be our #2

Cal Petersen

goalie, #40

drafted 129th overall to BUF in 2013

looks like he would blow away in the wind ngl

me and my friend hate him i’m sorry (sorta)

has spent most of his career so far with the kings

Felix Sandstrom

#32

drafted 70th overall to PHI in 2015

he should be our #2 idc

or down with the phantoms to improve

i can’t think of him without thinking of those pics @mad-bee posted of him like

👁️👁️

Bobby Brink

forward (rw), #10

drafted 34th overall to PHI in 2019

a baby!! (is a 22 y/o man)

my friend knows him specifically as “our rookie”

a REAL short king (5’8)

university of denver

Cam York

defenseman, #8

yorkie, yam cork

drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2019

umich boy, would’ve graduated with team 101

also a usndtp boy

i’m too lazy to look for evidence but probably part of the hughes summer club

Tyson Foerster

forward (rw), #71

drafted 23 overall to PHI in 2020

even more of a baby than brink (he’s a 21 y/o man)

roomies with beezer, stayed in philly during the off-season

i don’t think he stops smiling

described by beezer as “like a little adhd kid”

seems to be besties with yorkie

Egor Zamula

defenseman, #5

undrafted

was super excited to play alongside pr*vorov when he got called up from the Phantoms

part of beezer’s summer group

Nicolas Deslauriers

forward (lw), #44

nic, des, delo

drafted 84th overall to LAK in 2009

french canadian

hit 600 games 10/10!!

usually one of the top guys on the team in hits, pim, fights

has a career overall of -91 but like isn’t a goal scorer so. averages about 6 points per game in overall career

great fighter very hot 10/10

Nick Seeler

defenseman, #24

seels, seal team

drafted 131st overall to MIN in 2011

underrated!!!!!!!!

another great fighter that’s very hot 10/10

there’s not much to him other than punches but that’s ok i love him

fought des when des was playing with the wild

Noah Cates

forward (lw), #27

catesy

drafted 137th overall to PHI in 2017

has a brother who was with the organization but now is with bridgeport in the ahl (got to play some nhl games together!!!!)

once said flyers locker room lacked the “swagger of the winning mentality” which is a fucking hilarious way to word it

was on 2022 us men’s olympic roster

Morgan Frost

forward (c), #48

frosty

drafted 27th overall to PHI in 2017

never captions his instagram posts

angered torts or something because he keeps getting benched with no chance to properly prove himself

flyers hater

Travis Sanheim

defenseman, #6

sanny, sandy, sandra

drafted 17th overall by PHI in 2014

besties + neighbors with tk (known together as travii or travis²)

whl boy

besties with tk’s oldest kid

Owen Tippett

forward (rw), #74

tippy, tipper

drafted 10th overall to FLA in 2017

got him when we traded our captain :,( miss you G

hair looks unnatural but like i’m 90% it is natural

Garnet Hathaway

forward (rw), #19

undrafted

signed as free agent in july

part of phd line (w/ des & poehling)

UHM HIS FIRST NAME IS FUCKING JOHN?!

i don’t like him please don’t ask why i don’t have an answer

Ryan Poehling

forward (c), #25

drafted 25th overall to MTL in 2017

another guy signed in july

saved him from the penguins 🫶🏻

phd line

honestly i don’t know much abt him

Louie Belpedio

defenseman, #37

drafted 80th overall to MIN in 2014

has like 3 nhl games under his belt (12? as i’m making this)

signed july 2022 but has chilling in lehigh valley

went to miami of ohio

has a totally of 3 points but like i said only 11 games he’s got a lot of space for more

Victor Mete

defenseman, #98

drafted 100th overall to MTL in 2016

signed as a free agent in july

more of an assists guy than a goals guy and honestly i’m content with that

career overall +/- of +19

about 250 games under his belt

Sean Walker

defenseman, #26

walks

undrafted

bgsu grad & 2 seasons as captain there

his trade helped us send pr*vorov on his way, hope the door hit him on the way out

not rly talked abt but i think he’s cool (i’m going to bgsu lol)

Long term IR Boys

Ryan Ellis

defenseman, #94

drafted 11th overall to NSH in 2009

i don’t think he’s played a single game with us

like was injured when he was drafted and has been on ir the whole time

we lost phil myers for him (and nolpat too ig)

back injury? i think?

i have no thoughts on him ngl

Rasmus Ristolainen

defenseman, #55

drafted 8th overall to BUF in 2013

horrid career overall +/- (-176)

traded robert hagg & 2 draft pics for him?

i like him tho ig

looks like a different person in like every photo i’ve ever seen of him

his injury is undisclosed

The Phantoms

Wade Allison

forward (rw), #19 (#17 with flyers)

wader, ally, ally cat

drafted 52nd overall to PHI in 2016

he’s my girlfriend i miss him

lived in beezer’s basement last season

part of the fratboys (w/ frosty & beezer)

wmu boy

spent all of last season with the flyers

Tanner Laczynski

forward (c), #9 (#58 with the flyers)

drafted 169th overall to PHI in 2016

OSU boy (ew)

has never spent a whole season up with the flyers :(

my mom once told me he looked like a loser before finding out he was an nhl player

buds with wader

Zayde Wisdom

forward (rw), #14

drafted 94th overall to PHI in 2020

used to live with foerster?

he would cook and tyson would clean

i need him to be called up so we have that duo back

scored 29 goals in his second ohl season

Emil Andrae

defenseman, #6 (#36 with flyers)

drafted 54th overall to PHI in 2020

played 4 games with us this season

not much of a goal scorer but can do it

kinda looks very stereotypical swede

Ronnie Attard

defenseman, #12

drafted 72nd overall to PHI in 2019

was tri-city storm captain for the 18-19 season

another wmu boy — played a season there with ally in 19-20

played 2 games with the flyers last season and 15 the year before

[thatcreepydoll]

yea so i got the bright idea to give the (adult) lotf ships children so here they are and i will be introducing them to you because you need that in your life (kids r in order of appearance)

jalph kids! brought into the family through adoption. parents are ralph and jack merridew. we have nicolas maxwell merridew, age 11, born may 7th, he/him. scott “scottie” charles merridew, age 9, born november 1st, he/him (amputee!) diane rhonda merridew, age 8, born august 19th, she/her. oliver phillip merridew, age 6, born june 28th, he/him

mauram kid! brought into the family through surrogacy. maurice’s sister, laura williams, was the surrogate. parents are sam and maurice harper. we have annabelle jeanne harper, age 13, born february 25th, she/her

rogermon kids! brought into the family through surrogacy. simon’s second oldest sister, ananya shah, was the surrogate. parents are roger and simon shah-clark. we have a set of triplet girls. clara-beth divya shah-clark, age 12, born december 6th, she/her. valentina renee shah-clark, age 12, born december 6th, she/her (synesthesia!) kamakshi yazmine shah-clark, age 12, born december 6th, she/her (vitiligo!)

there u have it!! feel free to ask questions!! i might even open the inbox and do a little q&a for them if you guys want to see more of them :)

[mastermicd-arch]

i have plenty of drafts and i haven't been chatty on here because grief is such a harsh mistress but alas i have some mojo so this is a starter call for the following muses: brooke davis (one tree hill) dana "scottie" scott (suits) peyton charles (izombie) rachel goldberg (unreal) samantha griffith (good sam) shelby wyatt (quantico) zoe reynolds (spooks)