#SarcasmAtItsFinest

[tmarshconnors]

Ah, the UK government Rant!

Ah, the UK government, a shining beacon of efficiency, innovation, and problem-solving! I mean, it's not like they've been playing a never-ending game of Brexit charades for years, right? Who needs stability and certainty when you can have a good ol' political drama to keep everyone entertained?

And let's not forget their handling of the pandemic. It's truly admirable how they've managed to navigate the ever-changing rules and guidelines like seasoned tightrope walkers. It's as if they have a magical crystal ball that foretells the future, and they just love keeping the public on their toes with surprise announcements and U-turns.

The UK government's approach to public services is also truly commendable. Long waiting times for healthcare? Understaffed schools? Dilapidated public transport? Don't worry; they've got everything under control! I mean, who needs well-funded and efficient services when you can have a perfectly organized chaos, right?

And the way they handle public finances is simply awe-inspiring. It's like watching a magic trick; they make the money disappear, and nobody knows where it went! But hey, why should we be concerned about fiscal responsibility when we can just keep printing money and crossing our fingers?

Of course, their commitment to transparency is truly praiseworthy. They're like ninjas when it comes to hiding crucial information and deflecting accountability. It's almost as if they've mastered the art of dodging difficult questions like a pro!

And let's not forget about their progressive stance on climate change. I mean, why bother taking bold actions to protect the planet when you can just make vague promises and set distant targets? After all, it's not like the Earth is in dire need of urgent action or anything.

In conclusion, hats off to the UK government for their unparalleled ability to navigate through challenges with ease, to provide us with endless entertainment, and to always keep us guessing. It's truly a privilege to be governed by such masterminds of governance! Bravo! 👏

[bosses-stay-flawless]

As a Scorpio woman, I can honestly say I understand Scorpio men more than any other sign. 🖤🐈‍⬛🐾🖤

#ScorpioSeason #novemberthings #sarcasmatitsfinest

[josephsteez]

When u smile but u r literally dead inside--millennial humor at its finest 😎😎😱😱 ⁠ If you like the design, follow my profile #gymfunoutfit and check the link in my bio⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #literally #deadinside💔 #dead #millenial #outfit #cry #millennials #sarcasm #sarcastic #sarcastichumor #sarcasmatitsfinest #outfitinspiration⁠ #ootdinspiration #mood #killermood #ootdfashion #outfitoftheday⁠ #outfitideas⁠ #outfit #follow #moodygrams #moodboard #moodygram #feelings #feel #ifeelu #needyou #instagrammers https://www.instagram.com/p/CIgzxmtnxEV/?igshid=18hu23i79wshe

[makeupbyartika]

Right now I'm trying to give my energy (and ALLLLL of my life it feels like lollll) to this paper I have to finish 😫. Now if that doesn't motivate you, then I don't know what will. 😜😜😜 #makeupbyartika #sarcasmatitsfinest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #anastasiabeverlyhills #hudabeauty #makeupjunkie #fashion #newtheme #vancouver #amrezy #norvina #dressyourface #beauty #mua #makeup #makeupartist #makeupartistsworldwide #style #vancouvermua #ilovemakeup #beautyblogger #personalblog #fashionblogger #makeupenthusiast #blogger #lifestyleblogger #vancity #maryhadalittleglam #instamakeup #wakeupandmakeup #makeuplover (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/makeupbyartika/p/BuVFZj4lwAy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ojiep42cs3he

[thattranslife]

Anyone else ridiculously tired of this heat and are seriously sleep deprived? I don't know how much more of this I can take 😐 #heatwave #tirednesskills #sleepdeprivation #sticky #sweaty #ismellgreat #sarcasmatitsfinest

[acurlygirlamy1]

Too good not to share....

Shared from a beloved ER physician...

So guys, this is what my typical day at the hospital looks like now

6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans.

6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.

7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.

8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better. Flush down the toilet all the hydroxychloroquine tablets patients were to receive for the day.

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.

10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.

11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.

12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.

1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.

2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.

2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. I laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure

6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”

6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.

7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.

9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.

#Essentialmedicalworker #sarcasmatitsfinest

[melvinbaxla]

Sarcasm is so sexy... #sarcasm #sarcasmquotes #sarcasmatitsfinest #sarcasmatitsbest #sarcasmismysecondlanguage #sarcastic #sarcasticquotes #sarcasticpost

[mykindoftown123]

let the games begin #sarcasmatitsfinest

[paulpislaru]

#FullEffect #SarcasmAtItsFinest

[plainolecarog]

Things that keep me going.... #coffeeaddict #musiclover #musicaddict #sarcasmatitsfinest #sparklingpersonality #amazingcharm #devastatingwit

[onlyroxiie]

My reaction each time, a fake friend sarcastically react to my thoughts 😂 Aaah, aaah, duh! 😜🤓✌🏻️💁🏼 #me #friend #sarcasmatitsfinest #reaction #igboomerang #boomerang