#PoliticalHumor

[karl-says]

[the-most-humble-blog]

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[politipod]

Enjoy a laugh at Politics with the latest release Four More Years of Winter from PolitiPod at

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[trolltitan]

The Hypocrisy of Modern Feminism: The Troll King’s Mission of Exposing It

Ever noticed how modern feminism claims to "fight for equality" but often promotes double standards? For instance, advocating for gender quotas vs. picking the most qualified candidate choices regardless of gender. Let's dive into the ironic world of Modern Feminism where ‘empowerment’ sometimes looks a lot like hypocrisy. Ready to laugh at the contradictions? Join the Troll King in exposing the farce that is Modern Feminism!

Remember folks, if you truly want equality, egalitarianism is king! The Troll King has spoken! 👑

[loncaslerbixby]

"What’s Wrong with the… Right? - Unleash Your Left-Wing Frustrations in This Blank Gag Journal"

Embark on a humorous journey into political banter with this 100-page, intentionally blank gag notebook.

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[ablueview]

Belated Sunday Funnies #ABlueView Too much other news yesterday ...

[theperineal]

When 720 Politicians Just Aren’t Enough...

The EU's latest idea? A massive Parliament spanning three floors with 3,000 seats—might as well give it its own zip code! Zoom hubs, vertical bureaucracy, and city-style debates—because everyone’s begging for more politics, right?

[jacobyapovich]

Pete.

[sup3rqu33n]

Are you into politics

I'm very interested in politics, yes. It's fun to talk about political historical facts, and fun to good-naturedly debate on an issue with a respectful friend, but otherwise I just don't.

[rebel-threads]

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[lighthousenewsnetwork]

PALM BEACH, FL— In a bold move hailed by absolutely no one in the diplomatic community, President Donald Trump has unveiled his latest plan for Middle East peace: a five-star luxury casino in the heart of Gaza. Speaking at a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser attended mostly by people who already own at least three yachts, Trump announced his vision for Trump Tower Gaza, a gold-plated skyscraper that he claims will “bring peace, prosperity, and, most importantly, exclusive VIP suites” to the war-torn region. “Folks, the problem with Gaza? No good real estate,” Trump told the crowd. “No luxury. No class. People are fighting because they don’t have a beautiful place to lose all their money. That’s why we’re gonna fix it. Trump Tower Gaza. Very elegant. Very exclusive. The best.” A Peace Plan You Can Bet On According to the totally serious press release from the Trump Organization, the proposed casino-resort will feature: A 24-hour gambling floor where war-weary locals can “finally have a constructive way to lose everything.” A championship golf course, designed by Trump himself, complete with “bunker views” for a truly immersive experience. A VIP ‘Ceasefire Lounge’, where world leaders can negotiate peace over bottomless mimosas and comped steak dinners. “Look, folks, when you’ve got the Israelis and Palestinians at the same blackjack table, suddenly, they’re not enemies—they’re just two guys getting screwed by the dealer,” Trump explained. Critics Raise Concerns That This Is, Somehow, a Terrible Idea Reaction to the proposal was swift and overwhelmingly negative. The United Nations dismissed the plan as “deeply unserious,” while a spokesperson for the Palestinian Authority described it as “a mix between a real estate scam and a diplomatic acid trip.” Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, in a statement that can only be described as the political equivalent of a facepalm, refused to comment, instead choosing to pretend he hadn’t heard about it. Even some of Trump’s former advisors—who have stood by him through four years of absolute nonsense—expressed doubt. “Look, I defended him when he suggested nuking hurricanes, but this?” said one anonymous aide. “This is just a failed Atlantic City casino with ‘Gaza’ Sharpied onto the blueprint.” Trump: ‘Haters and Losers Just Don’t Get It’ Unfazed by the backlash, Trump took to Truth Social to double down on his proposal, posting: “Fake news says I can’t build a casino in Gaza—WRONG! People LOVE my casinos. Even the ones that went bankrupt! Sleepy Joe would never think of this. SAD!” He later added: “You know what stops missiles? A nice casino. Nobody bombs a casino, folks. You think Hamas is gonna bomb the place where they might hit the buffet? No chance.” Supporters at Trump rallies were enthusiastic, with one attendee in a “Make Gaza Great Again” hat saying, “Look, I don’t know where Gaza is, but if Trump builds something there, I bet it’s classy as hell.” The ‘Inevitable’ Collapse of Trump Tower Gaza Despite Trump’s insistence that the project would be “tremendous, the best, people are saying it,” the casino’s future already seems precarious at best. Construction is delayed after Trump’s team realizes there is no existing Trump Tower Gaza and they made the entire thing up. Investors pull out when it becomes clear that “the security plan” consists entirely of Eric Trump saying, “I think we’ll be fine.” The resort is shut down after Trump is caught pocketing UN relief funds and trying to charge visiting diplomats $800 a night for a ‘conflict-free’ suite. Call to Action: When Reality Is the Joke While international leaders continue working toward real diplomatic solutions, Trump remains undaunted, announcing plans for a follow-up project: ‘Mar-a-Lagaza,’ a beachfront resort “for only the classiest refugees.” As peace in the Middle East remains elusive, one thing is clear: if world affairs were a casino, Trump would already be $30 million in debt and blaming the dealer. https://lighthousenewsnetwork.

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[karl-says]

I need a better way to say "seize the means of production" to boomers

[coreniabug]

Saving Democracy One Dad Joke at a Time | Political Dad Jokes  Thanks for joining the fun. Politics can be aggravating, but not here. Let's laugh at some political dad jokes. Subscribe for tons more jokes. Have a fantastic day.

[politipod]

PolitiPod joins the millions of podcasts looking back at the year. Laugh with our top one liners. Laugh and think with our top twelve sketches from the past twelve months. Hear what elections news we have for the next couple of weeks and Go Vote!

Thank you to those have listened and welcome to those who will in the new year.

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[lekhjunction]

सिर्फ़ अदब ही नहीं, राजनीति का भी छाया मामला

जयपुर लिटरेचर फेस्टिवल किताबों की एक दुनिया है, जहां साहित्यकार और साहित्य प्रेमी दोनों ही मौजूद होते हैं। जयपुर लिटरेचर फेस्टिवल 2025 की बात करें, तो इस साल भी बहुत से लोगों ने शिरकत कर फेस्टिवल को सफल बनाया। इसमें लेखक, नेता, अभिनेता, सोशल मीडिया इंफ्लुएंसर जैसे कई लोग शामिल हुए। जेएलएफ अदब की महफ़िल है। यहां किताबों के बारे में बहुत चर्चा होती है। लेकिन यह वो मंच भी है जहां विचारक खुले दिल से अपने विचार प्रस्तुत करते हैं। इस साल जेएलएफ में कुछ राजनीतिक विचारों का भी बोलबाला रहा। आइए जानते हैं वे क्या थे...

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