#Shadey simps

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I know I’m supposed to be a ‘fixer’ but good lord can I stop falling for some of the worst characters in the media I know I jest about ‘I can fix him’ but that’s kinda their like the fans have decided those issues are their sole defining feature can I please have good content 😭

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[DTA] I have decided to get involved with BorrowerBits. Maybe Eret gets involved with Wilbur's business, and once he finds out what the secret ingredient is, betrays Wilbur via calling the health inspector (Puffy, who has a borrower friend, Sam).

Oh yeah-

Wilbur has no idea what he's doing with money or taxes. So, he hires someone to do it for him! Eret didn't even need to come to the cafe to figure it out, and he didn't need to know who they were buying the secret ingredient from or what they were buying from them-

But of course, Eret is curious, and this business is way too fucking shadey- so he takes the spare key Wilbur gave him (for emergencies) and goes into the back of the cafe when nobody is there and is horrified to see the type of business being run

So yes- he calls the health inspector (Puffy) and tells her to show up without warning Wilbur, so the cafe will have no time to hide the borrowers ahead of time (like they usually do for their health inspections)

Mcyt g/t tag list:

@nomynameisanon @trashpumped @loriepoptale @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime @wilbur-simp @trouble-off-grid @the-misfits-system

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All the homies enjoy my wifey being a whore apparently (Roxy enjoys)

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Roxy, watching me add yet another trash man to the simp list

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The things I’d do to this man

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I’m waiting for the bus guy so I just gotta be staring at my homescreen

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Love that no matter the fandom my self ships normally look like this apparently

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Still can’t get over that it took him pulling out a gun on me that he wasn’t exactly the most trustworthy character in the story.

AND I STILL ROMANCED HIM (okay it didn’t say romance but dear lord was that homoromantic)

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I may have been silly today

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I’m totally normal and sane

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,,,

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Me: plays mini golf

Also me: staring

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I can’t fucking breathe help

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Oh wow! You simp for someone in New Vegas?

Yeah…

Oh I see that black widow perk on M3m3l0rd(deadass the name of my first courier) you must be a Benny simp! Ring a ding ding baby!

Yeah,,, sure,,, Benny,,

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Ooop! Got a problematic fave that I will not be normal about nor do I actually know much about her besides she’s a crazy lil shit <3