#Shappy Seasholtz

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Look up "I'm that nerd" on Def Poetry Jam on YouTube featuring Shappy Seasholtz; rest in power buddy. Link: https://youtu.be/LrobzVQ0tDo https://www.instagram.com/p/CbYVD9num6Y/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Fanboys (2009)

Adventure, Comedy, Drama |

Fanboys is a comedy film directed by Kyle Newman and starring Sam Huntington, Chris Marquette, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel and Kristen Bell. It was released in the United States on February 6, 2009, and in Canada on April 3, 2009.

1998: Eric Bottler reunites with his old high school buddies Linus, Hutch, Windows, and Zoe at a Halloween party. There is tension between Bottler and his old friends, due to Bottler being the only one that matured since high school; Bottler, now a car salesman at his father’s dealership, finds that his friends have not changed a bit since high school. The number one thing they still have in common is their love of Star Wars. The gang expresses their anticipation for the latest installment to the franchise, The Phantom Menace. Linus proposes an idea that Bottler and he had been plotting since they were children: to infiltrate Skywalker Ranch and steal a rough cut of the film, but Bottler dismisses it.

The next day, Hutch and Windows meet Bottler at work and inform him that Linus is dying from cancer. The doctors estimate that he only has roughly four months to live; Episode I comes out in six. To make peace with his former best friend, Bottler decides to go through with their plan and infiltrate Skywalker Ranch. The four begin their trip to Texas, where they have to meet Rogue Leader, a girl Windows is having an online relationship with, for information on getting into the Ranch. While on the road, Hutch decides to take a detour to Riverside, Iowa in an attempt to start a fight with some Trekkies.

Director: Kyle Newman

Writers: Ernest Cline (story & screenplay), Adam F. Goldberg (screenplay), Dan Pulick (story)

Stars: Sam Huntington, Chris Marquette, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel, Kristen Bell, David Denman, Christopher McDonald

►Cast:

Sam Huntington…EricChris Marquette…LinusDan Fogler…HutchJay Baruchel…WindowsKristen Bell…ZoeDavid Denman…ChazChristopher McDonald…Big Chuck (as Chris McDonald)Charlie B. Brown…MyronIsaac Kappy…GarfunkelStephen Pina…SimonSeth Rogen…Admiral Seasholtz / Alien / RoachTarek Bishara…The Vulcan / Gruvock (as Thom Bishops)Clark Sanchez…BartenderStanley Shunkamolah…Thick-Necked ThugDanny Trejo…The ChiefHugh Elliot…EwokAllie Grant…Rogue Leader / KimmyEthan Suplee…Harry KnowlesJoe Lo Truglio…Jail GuardBilly Dee Williams…Judge ReinholdJaime King…Amber (as Jaime King-Newman)Pell James…CrystalWilliam Shatner…William ShatnerCarrie Fisher…DoctorKevin Smith…Guy at gas stationJason Mewes…Guy at gas stationZak Knutson…Bob the TruckerRay Park…THX Security Guard #2Chuck Borden…THX Security Guard #1Peter Reinert…THX Security Guard #3Will Forte…THX Security Guard #4Craig Robinson…THX Security Guard #5Lou Taylor Pucci…Boba Fett #1Noah Segan…Boba Fett #2Yvonne Alemany-Coffer…Star Journey TouristJess Coffer…Star Journey Tourist / SandtrooperLinda Crispien…StormtrooperSean East…Shadow Trooper / TrekkerChristopher Judge…Teal’c (archive footage)Rachel Klein…LizJohn C. Mann…TrekkieCharles Martinet…Mario (archive sound)Peter Mayhew…SelfDanny McBride…Head of SecurityMaja Miletich…Girl Flashing BraAddison Ridge…Nafrayu (archive footage)Shappy Seasholtz…Admiral Seasholtz Posse MemberMichael Shanks…Dr. Daniel Jackson (archive footage)Armin Shimerman…Anteaus (archive footage)Gary Sievers…Biker #1

Sources: imdb & wikipedia

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By Gum, These Books are the TOPPS! (Part 1)

When I was a wee lad growing up in Dayton, Ohio, they used to have Trick or Treat on different nights in different neighborhoods. I��m not sure why or how that happened, but it meant that I could get twice as much candy!

While it was awesome to get Zotz,…

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"I'm the motherfucker that gave Darth Vader asthma."

Shappy Seasholtz

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Tonight's Cantab feature is the legendary Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz! Come early for her workshop "Getting Ink," on the topic of publishing, and stay for a full set of her hilarious poems. This is a short illustrated video of her poem "Drunk Boyfriend on a Friday Morning," featuring guest vocals by Shappy Seasholtz and music by Shanny Jean Maney.

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Write Bloody Contest- Shappy Seasholtz

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"Drunk Boyfriend on a Friday Morning" by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz from her book, "Working Class Represent" (Write Bloody Publishing, 2011). The character of "The Drunk Boyfriend" is played by Shappy Seasholtz. Music provided by Shanny Jean Maney.

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SHAPPY’S 10 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT KINGS ISLAND -- THE BEST AMUSEMENT PARK EVER

10 COOL THINGS ABOUT KINGS ISLAND AMUSEMENT PARK IN THE 70s & 80s 

By Shappy Seasholtz

1. When you walk through the entrance, you are greeted by Fred & Barney, Scooby-Doo, Hong Kong Phooey and half of The Banana Splits in front of a dancing water fountain in front of a fake Eiffel Tower!

2. In 1975, Evel Kneivel jumped over 14 Greyhound buses in the parking lot setting a new world record!

"Wooden Roller Coaster - The Beast at Kings Island Theme Park" by Warren County CVB is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

3. It has THE BEAST! The biggest, baddest, longest, fastest, wooden roller coaster in the world! On one of it's test runs it ripped the head off a dummy! (Or was it really a human being?)

4. Both The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family shot episodes there!

5. When you rode The Screamin' Demon, one of the world's first looping roller coasters, it would stop mid-loop and people's wallets and sunglasses would fall out on to a little island full of monkeys in front of the Wild Animal Safari. The monkeys would throw all the tourist flotsam and jetsam at each other like their own poop!

6. Crafty lions and leopards kept finding ways to break out of the Wild Animal Safari which added a real sense of danger to that area of the park!

7. They sold fruit drinks in molded plastic fruit that represented whatever flavor you were drinking. Grape juice in grapes, orange drink in oranges, etc. As a kid I thought this was marketing GENIUS!

In The Happy Land Of Hanna-Barbera they had a ride called the Enchanted Voyage which was an air-conditioned boat ride through a giant television set.

8. They had an old-timey locomotive train ride that took you back in time to the pioneer days and real cowboys and indians used to jump out of the woods and on to the moving train scaring the crap out of little kids (including me)!

9. TimberWolf Theater got cool bands to play! I saw The Four Tops & The Temptations with my mom & dad! My first concert! Over the years I see Huey Lewis & The News, .38 Special, The Go-Go's, Paul Young and Tears For Fears! Shout, shout, let it all out!

10. In The Happy Land of Hanna-Barbera they had a ride called Enchanted Voyage (see a vintage home movie below) which was an air-conditioned boat ride through a giant television set. While you waited in line they played all the theme songs to my favorite Hanna-Barbera shows! I must have taken this Enchanted Voyage a hundred times! When you floated in there were all of your favorite cartoon characters come to life! The Hillbilly Bears! Wacky Races! Squiddly Diddly! At the end of the ride you entered a Scooby-Doo style haunted house and then spat out into some sort of psychedelic circus. Then they changed it to The Smurfs in the 80s and harshed my mellow. But I remember that ride like I just got off the boat and back in line.

It might have been the closest thing to nirvana I have ever experienced.

Shappy Seasholtz has an extensive 8-Track tape collection, an impressive selection of View-Master reels, a vast array of plastic figurines of old advertising mascots and far too many long boxes of comic books. Shappy is a National Poetry Slam Champion and is the creator of the Nerd Slam, a poetry competition that is half nerd poetry, half trivia-off. He has appeared on CNN, MTV and HBO's DEF POETRY. His most recent collection of poems, SPOKEN NERD REVOLUTION was published by Penmanship Books in 2011 and his work has appeared in several WRITE BLOODY PRESS anthologies. He is currently in Michigan working on his poetry memoir -- AMERICAN BUCKEYE.

Enchanted Voyage home video from 1980:

Commericals from the Smurfin’ Time era: