#She gets me penis mugs and I let her scoop up virtual horse poop | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

the-lonelybarricade · 2 years

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Sending love letters (pages long fic reviews) and gifts (tumblr horse friend) to my lover across the sea (@separatist-apologist) in the hopes that she'll leave her husband and run away with me to Scotland 😩

#We're in our pining phase #She writes 9k words about murderess Feyre and I stare longingly out the window #the horse gift triggered a fraud check on my credit card but it was WORTH IT #I am spending my finances RESPONSIBLY #She gets me penis mugs and I let her scoop up virtual horse poop #TRUE LOVE

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