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backpackingspace · 1 year

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What I love so much is that everyone , including qui gon, assume the force is anakins father because shmi says there's no father. But like sorry the single slave mother says there's no father I'm assuming something very different than star wars virgin Mary.

#shmi skywalker #qui gon jinn #the phantom menace #The force is anakins father #No the fuck it's not #Shmi had sex either a one night stand or something else awful happened #Given that she's yah know a slave #I'm not trying to fight #I legitimately think it's a hilarious theory that has a lot of merit #But also when a women says there's no father that just means he's not in the picture #Star wars

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