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quillfeather21 · 3 years
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Mha AU Idea
Anastasia, but make it MHA Fantasy AU
Okay, before you all delete me, consider this-
The Fantasy AU Bakugou’s home is invaded when he’s very young. Kirishima, a couple of years older and works in the castle kitchen, helps him and Inko, the duchess, escape. Inko loses Bakugou in the chaos, and Bakugou is left alone at the coach station.
Years pass, and Bakugou is kicked out of the orphanage he found himself in. Still a sarcastic asshole, he walks, hoping to find work, until he finds himself at the abandoned castle he once lived in. Since he’s a curious little shit, he wanders around, finding the keepsakes he once adored. He picks up a vase and exclaims that “its fucking chipped! It’s damn worthless now!” (Little did he know he had chipped it as a child, playing with Izuku)
But it all feels too familiar. Too close to him to be coincidental. Sings “Once Upon a December”, remembering how soft his Auntie had been, and how much he misses her.
Meanwhile, Kirishima, now an adult with his accomplice Shoto- sneak in to steal some stuff from the castle. Turns out, Inko is still alive! And she’s looking for her adoptive nephew in a city far from where they currently are. She believes he’s still alive, yet Kirishima and Shoto are unsure IF Bakugou is still alive. So they’re stealing stuff to try and find a keepsake that would convince Inko that some random person is Bakugou.
So they find Bakugou in the castle, staring at a painting of him and his parents trying to figure out why the fuck he looks so much like these people. He’s never seen them before.
Shoto and Kirishima find him, and they scream. Bakugou yells, scared out of his pants about suddenly being seen because he thought he was ALONE DAMN IT!
Shoto, stopping his screaming: Wait- that’s a painting of the lost prince! This guy looks EXACTLY like him! We wouldn’t even have to get a wig!!
Kirishima: no. Hell no. We are not using this blond twink to get money.
Bakugou: I AIN’T NO TWINK ASSHOLE- (offended Bakugou noises)
So, Bakugou is convinced that he’d get some answers if he joins Shoto and Kirishima on their little scam way. They travel…
Enter on stage left Shigaraki. He’s WHOLLY pissed that the blond brat he tried to kill ended up ALIVE, and so he sends the league to hunt Bakugou down. Because why… he holds a grudge for not being able to take the throne. Dabi is just in it for the money, Toga likes to stab people, and Twice… no one is sure why Twice is with the villains.
Meanwhile, Shoto is having the time of his LIFE watching KiriBaku happen before his eyes. Kirishima is SO ANNOYED by this blond asshole, and Bakugou LOVES to annoy him. Shoto keeps tallies of who wins the arguments (so far Bakugou wins most of them).
Shoto also tells Bakugou Kiri’s story, because Bakugou wants to know what’s his deal.
“Kirishima is a good friend, but he carries sadness. He never got to find out what happened to the prince. It haunts him, I think. That he feels responsible.”
“That’s bullshit! He saved the prince! If I was the prince, I’d be thanking him! He’s the reason the duchess is alive, that the prince might be alive!”
Shoto: *knowing smile*
They get to the city with little trouble, minus Dabi trying to lure Bakugou in to BURN him. Toga tried to, but she was too girly so Bakugou said “naw fam.”
They meet Izuku, the son of the duchess. He chastised them for trying to trick his mother, but he takes one look at Bakugou and goes “Hmm, very convincing. You answer my questions, then you meet the duchess.”
Shoto and Kirishima had DRILLED the questions into Bakugou. He knew the answers. Until the last one.
“How did you escape?”
Kirishima PALES. HE KNOWS how they escaped, but he never told a soul. Bakugou answers flawlessly.
“There was a kitchen boy, he opened a door the servants used and we crawled out. I got separated from the duchess and I ended up in the orphanage. I stayed there until I got too old.”
Izuku knew the story, his mother had told him hundreds of times about the dark tunnel and the little servant boy’s smile as they had run across the castle grounds towards freedom. This boy’s story matched it detail for detail.
Izuku instantly starts crying. His cousin is home, why wouldn’t he be crying?
But Inko doesn’t want to see Bakugou. She’s tried of being tricked and fooled. She’s sure he’s a lovely boy but she doesn’t want to see him.
Shoto and Kirishima: BUT HES THE REAL DEAL!!
During all of this, Shigaraki’s fed up with his incompetent lackeys, and so he takes it upon himself to finish what he started (way to take responsibility, man). Shoto, Kiri, Izuku, and Bakugou all had gone to see a play and hopefully meet the duchess- who Kirishima was trying to convince to even LOOK at Bakugou.
Bakugou finds out Kirishima and Shoto lied to him. They weren’t his friends. They had just wanted to scam a innocent lady into thinking he was someone he supposedly WASN’T.
Bakugou bitch slaps Kirishima, who tries to apologize. Shoto tried to get everything under control, but he ends up hijacking a carriage with Kirishima to take Inko back to her place. Bakugou was already there, grabbing his belongings and hopefully hitting the road before anyone stopped him.
Inko walks in to see him staring at some drawings. A little boy holding a woman’s hand. She sighs, leaning against the table.
“Someone I loved gave me those, a long time ago. They tricked us both, didn’t they?”
Bakugou agrees, angry with Kirishima. He sniffs, before stopping.
“Peppermint?”
“Peppermint oil, for my hand. It helps the ache. I broke my wrist when I was younger, it never healed right.”
“I… we were in the parlor, you asked me to grab your peppermint oil. I- I spilled the entire fucking bottle! When you and Izuku would go away, I’d lay on that rug and wish you were back! Because it smelled like peppermint- like… like you!”
Inko is shocked. No one knew about the peppermint rug. Only her and Katsuki. It was their secret. She hugs Bakugou, who hugs her back and calls her auntie.
She smiles and opens a box. In it is a crown. She puts it on his head.
“As handsome as your father, and with your mother’s hell raising smile.”
Meanwhile as this fluff happens, Shigaraki is fucking shit up outside. Shoto and Izuku fighting Nomu side by side, Izuku kisses Shoto before turning around and DECAPITATING a Nomu with his sword.
“TAKE THAT!”
Shoto: oh god he could kill me in an instant. I’m in love.
Kirishima and Bakugou fuck up Shigaraki’s night the second Bakugou joins in.
Kirishima: *gets hit*
Bakugou: DON’T TOUCH HIM YOU CRUSTY FACED BASTARD!! (Swings at Shigaraki)
Shigaraki: why not? Do you love him or something?
Bakugou: YES! NOW DIE!
Kirishima: wait- you love me?
Bakugou: I DON’T KNOW I’M STILL MAD AT YOU!
They defeat Shigaraki and the Nomu, and Bakugou takes his place as the Dragon King.
Kirishima is happy as his King, Izuku and Shoto have a nice Dukedom going on (Izuku is a duke in the story as a son of a duchess), and Inko?
She’s just happy her family is whole again.
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infested-tea · 3 years
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Bakusquad LGBT Headcanons
Whoops... haven’t posted in a while... whoops.
Anyway, for this I decided some Bakusquad gay hc. And maybe some shipping lmao. Now, BakuKiri is valid but I prefer TodoBaku. But both are great. For this imma go with TodoBaku and KiriDenki because preference. Also, if anyone starts fighting about ships in comments I’m coming for you toes.
Anyway, enjoy!
Katsuki Bakugo
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This boy....
Oh god this boy
Three syllables
DISASTER
Oh yeah he’s gay
Gay disaster
Very angrily a disaster
Bakugo strikes me as a tsundere. As he does for everybody
But combined with his... tendencies...
He becomes a walking balm of internalized gay anger
He fears being outed because homophobia is fun
But since all of Class 1-A knows, they just don’t say anything
Only openly out to the Bakusquad, and Todoroki
Like I said, dating Todoroki
Or Kirishima depending on how I feel
Either way, he is a clingy, angry tsundere with both
Will avidly defend his friends and himself or anyone from any kind of bigotry
Very... passionate... lgbt supporter
May or may not have cried the night he came out to the bakusquad. Both before and after. And may or may not have been happy tears.
Also the kind of person who screams at you to die while absolutely showering you in love and trying to make you feel like the most valid person ever. But does it in his usual Bakugo tsundere way.
He has hit everyone in the Bakusquad and his boyfriend with their respective flags while shouting vaguely threatening words of love and validation at them. This has happened to everyone at least once. Todoroki, Jirou, and Denki are the most common victims.
Also. Trans Bakugo deserves rights
When it comes to being trans, Bakugo has no issue with it
Neither do his parents
But like with him being a filthy gay degen- *gets exploded* OW!!
Anyway, like him with his homosmexualness, he’s scared to come out about it
Mind you, his parents are also avid supporters for the gay community
But he himself has seen and heard things and it scares him
As well as those morons in middle school who he came out too (not willingly) but teased him about it and made stupid comments, they didn’t hate him but were more so ignorant
Has experienced actual hatred before, especially middle school (maybe projected on Midoriya a little...)
But, this boy was so relieved when he came out to his friends and especially Todoroki
Maybe the human population isn’t so bad after all, huh you angry ball of rainbows and anger
Also. Ace bb
Eijirou Kirishima
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The resident sunshine shark puppy
He flips between functional and disaster depending on the day
Is extremely open about him being pan, since it’s the manliest thing to do
And he is the manliest
He is also avid supporter and defender of the lgbt
Since Kirishima is the other backbone of the Bakusquad, he’s great for when ya need some comfort
This baby boi just wants to be loved and will love you back tenfold
Best hugger in class 1-a fight me
Broken gaydar
Denki Kaminari
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(This was the first gif... y’all really horny huh?)
The biggest bi disaster
Also chaotic
Unintentionally chaotic
Like, he goes in with intentions of chaos, then somehow it ends up being worse then it should’ve been
Goddamnit Denki, is now Bakugo’s favorite phrase
Best gay friends with Sero and Mina
Absolutely falls hard
Sure, he’s a flirt, but that’s just Denki being Denki
He’s so much worse when he falls in love
Not a flirt. No no. Absolute blushing mess
Bf do be Kiri tho
(Why is he the person I have the most ships with like damn...)
His gaydar is absolutely fucking broken. Like my god you could be Aoyama levels of obvious and it’d go straight over his head
Gaydar is so bad he usually ends up flirting with lesbians or already taken people
He never touches a dude because he doesn’t want people thinking he’s already weirder than he is
Bad social anxiety, so he stayed quiet about being bi
Than Sero asked... he denied it
It failed
Now he’s out and semi-proud
Does have sad days where he feels anxious and albeit ashamed
But he’s with the two biggest cuddlers with Sero and Kiri so it’s fine
Or if you want to be saucy, soft boy Shinso or Ojiro
Hanta Sero
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This dumbass
Non-binary (he/they) demisexual biromantic boi
Since I hc as the most observant person (emotionally anyways) his gaydar is by far the strongest
He picked up on fucking Todoroki... that man looks straighter than his dad is sucks
Also the one who picks up the crushes before the people even do
Motherfucker could tell you who’s gonna end up with who before they even realize that they like each other
*cough* Bakugo and Todoroki *cough cough*
Poly relationship with Denki and Kiri. Fight me
Mina Ashido
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Best girl
Ace lesbian
Makes a great chaotic couple with Mei Hatsume
Chaotic lesbian and she knows it
She is also disaster
Bad kind of disaster
She uh... once tried to bake a pride cake for pride month and nearly burned down the entire dorm
Denki was also there... that didn’t help
Also the resident shipper of Bakusquad and Class 1-A (alongside Hagakure and Ochako)
She absolutely got 8/10 couples together in 1-A... and also 1-B
ShinoMa anyone?
Absolutely has tricked Denki multiple times to wear dresses
Doesn’t have to trick Sero, he just does it
Adores Mei and is soft about it
Kyouka Jirou
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Badass bi anyone?
Bisexual disaster
But very quietly dies unlike the other three on here
She can try and smooth it over and play it off
Doesn’t work all the time
Trans female
And I love her
Gay with Yaomomo
Hangs out with Sero and Bakugo a lot as trans squad and they end up laughing at the four other dumbasses they have sadly befriended
The head of the Bakusquad, especially at pride
Absolutely fucking listens to Against Me! and Jayne County and whatever other trans musician you can think of
Absolutely vibing with Sero while listen to Girl in Red, Cavetown, or the other two
And jams with Bakugo and Denki with those as well
On bad, dysphoric days, the squad bakes all her favorite foods, grab her girlfriend, and hang out and chill
Some general pride month headcanons
Like I’ve mentioned, vibing with Cavetown and Girl in Red
Also jamming with Jayne County and Laura Jayne Grace and whomever else Jirou found that week
At pride, Kirishima is at the bbq with Tetsutetsu (they have rainbow gay meat come on!)
Bakugo is trying to stop Todoroki from wondering off and getting lost, especially at first pride parade since it was his first time and Shoto is absolute dumbass
One year while still going to UA, Shoto and Denki picked up on an anxious Momo and sad Jirou and Sero just... announced how gay they were for each other.
Later that month, the two girls got together due to a party thrown just for them put together by Sero, Shoto, Denki, and Mina
It’s a tradition to watch whatever the gayest show out at the time is and finish it before the month is over as a group
SU is Denki and Kiri’s favorite.
Bakugo hates it cuz the diamonds piss him off
Soooooo, they have to stop halfway through the gay wedding episode
Todoroki joins in on the shows because he has nothing better to do (but really it’s because he’s lonely and craves affection... bb)
Also, when Bakugo came out. Sero won a bet with Mina. Not on him not being gay. But Mina thought he was bi.
Mina was wrong
And now it’s a tradition for Sero to make bets with the other squad members on who’s what shade of gay and then win because he’s right 100% of the time (and Bakugo just started betting WITH Sero because he got tired of losing. Denki and Mina do not give up however. And Kiri switches sides a lot.)
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