#Snooper Shuichi

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Shuichi, patting Kiibo and Kokichi on the back: Good job gays.

Kiibo: You mean gu-

Shuichi: Did I fucking stutter??

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Robots are now on Shuichi's dislike list

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by Snooper_Shuichi

Leave it to a liar to be the only one to believe him.

Words: 743, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 22 of Short Shuichi/Snooper Shuichi AU

Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M

Characters: Oma Kokichi, Saihara Shuichi, Akamatsu Kaede, Momota Kaito, OC - Character, K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa)

Relationships: Oma Kokichi/Saihara Shuichi

Additional Tags: what the frick Kaede, Kaito what the fuck, Protective Oma Kokichi, Sad Saihara Shuichi, Past Rape/Non-con, Rape Recovery

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3i80gLE

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Kiibo: You can't talk to Shuichi like that!

Shuichi: Thank you, Kii.

Kiibo: He's a generous and caring person!

Shuichi: Thank you, Kii.

Kiibo: And he's super cute in pajamas!

Shuichi, pulling Kiibo away: That's enough, Kiibo.

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Kokichi: I’m everything you’ve ever feared.

Shuichi: If only it were that simple.

Kiibo: You don’t want to know.

Kaede: I used to be.

Kaito: I honestly don’t know anymore.

Rantaro: Not since the accident.

Tsumugi: If I were, you’d know.

Maki: The doctors couldn’t make me choose, and neither can you!

Ryoma: If you say so.

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Kokichi: *just woke up, pillow marks and dark circles, his face and hair a complete mess*

Shuichi: beautiful

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Kokichi: Straighteners aren’t worth your money. I’ve been using one for three months and I’m still definitely gay

Shuichi: *giggles slightly*

Kokichi, internally: I made him laugh. In all my years of living, this is the greatest joke I’ve ever told

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Rantaro: I can't believe you and Shuichi broke the bed last night.

Kiibo: Yeah, what were you even doing?

Kokichi: Um…

[Last Night]

Shuichi: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Kokichi: Try me.

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Shuichi: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Kokichi: But they said not to touch the masterpieces…

Shuichi: Well, somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Kaito: This is Kaito. Those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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Kokichi: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Shuichi: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Rantaro: I’m just imagining someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

Miu: SACREBLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Katio: titTY CROISSANTS-

Maki: None of you should ever be having sex.

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Kokichi: *smiles*

Shuichi: i think i just discovered the meaning of life

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Shuichi: I’m cold.

Kokichi: Here, have my jacket.

Rantaro: Kiibo, I’m cold too.

Kiibo, who just doesn’t understand: Want me to set you on fire?

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Kokichi: if I tell you a secret, do you promise not to tell?

Shuichi: yes of course

Kokichi: *scoots in*

Kokichi: *kisses his cheek*

Shuichi:

Shuichi: what was the secret?

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Kiibo: So what do you do in your free time?

Shuichi: I stalk people.

Kiibo: Okay… I like to go on long walks.

Shuichi: I know.

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Shuichi: Kii, I have something to show you!

Kiibo: Hit send on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit end on our relationship.

Shuichi: I don’t have something to show you.

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Shuichi: *carves Shuichi+Kokichi into a tree*

Kokichi: What a nerd.

Kokichi: *adds 4ever*

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Kokichi: Shumai and I are no longer friends!!!

Shuichi: Kichi that’s a terrible way to announce that we’re dating