#Soooo real

[helaelaemond]

[supersonic1994]

john lennon depression song 10000

[andromerot]

[dnpredacted]

I know he wouldn't enjoy it but I want Phil to fuck me so bad. I know that dick is thick and long and it would hit all the right places. I just need him on top of me

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[councilestatebarbie]

who is the diva touching up her makeup in the stands

[toxycodone]

I need to suck on daisuke’s nipples

[commbowman]

“I think he likes you.”

- @frankpooleunofficial

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Space ménage a trois fluff? But they’re all retired back on earth? And Spot lives to be 20 because he’s a strong little alley cat?

After the world-changing revelations made during the Discovery mission, the entire crew returns to Earth. They have sufficient savings and a life’s worth of Ted talks to go to, so Dave and Frank retire and move back to their little place.

A short while later, Hal is retired as well and protests being shut down. It’s a frustrating fight, but he has support. I’m imagining there’s a little science centre/observatory where he moves to and he teaches and learns and then Dave and Frank come and visit and bring the cat and he just loves Hal so much (because he’s warm and has a nice voice and cats love to walk all over computers).

It was instantaneous.

Spot lept from Dave’s arms onto the small platform and then onto Hal’s console, it had once doubled as workspace but now the cat figured was for him. It crept and rubbed and purred, moving in and out of view of the lens.

“It appears… mghmmmmmm…so,”

Briefly his speaker was covered by the very enthusiastic little beast, a slender and rough looking tabby. Logically, Hal knew what a cat was but he had never seen another living being besides humans.

“Am I to understand it is your ward?”

Daves eyes grow comically large at this comment, much to the others laughter as he tries to figure out that implication.

[officialkendallroy]

YOU'RE IN THE WIND IM IN THE WATER NOBODY'S SON NOBODY'S DAUGHTER WATCHING THE CHEMTRAILS OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB SUBURBIA THE BRENTWOOD MARKET WHAT TO DO NEXT MAYBE WE'LL LOVE IT WHITE PICKET CHEMTRAILS OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB

[cut-catches]

i think about this being the top comment on view mv so often

[worldwidegirlhood]

it’s not clear if i’m ripening or rotting. it girl told me if i’m sad to just go shopping. kinda wish i could cut holes in all her french designer pockets, but i can’t. she’s a waitress and works part time as a hobby. spends her wages in 10 days on hipster coffee. then moves abroad to be a star. id love to live on daddy’s money, but i can’t.

[autumnrory]

The Upside of Unrequited by Becky Albertalli

[toastedclownery]

-nods- Lineage

LINEAGE

[fivestoriesfallingg]

GODDDD ALL OF THE BAND POSTERS. SO BEAUTIFUL

[dnpredacted]

Not to self insert but I need to fuck Dan so bad. I can’t explain why but it seems so gender affirming. Bottoming for Dan, frotting my tdick against him, having him choke me, and call me all sorts of masculine names. I think it would heal me

-🐾 paws anon

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[real-uwu-hours]