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Spilling the tea before your petrification

Emperor Belos: Do you have any final words?

Captured Wild Witch: I-I do. May I? Emperor Belos: Go on then

Wild Witch: Great. *Clears throat* Um, Terra Snapdragon has Clam-ydia! Oooh! Icky! Yeah she’s been spreading that around faster than a forest fire. Boys that burning desire you’ve been feeling is actually just inflammation! Alright? Go see the Healing Coven!

Emperor Belos: Is this necessary?

Wild Witch: Um yeah. They’re my final words. I get to have my final words.

Emperor Belos: Ugh, alright…

Wild Witch: Amazing! Um, a witch in Latissa had a boy named Gavin out of Wedlock! *Gasps* Someone call Darius Deamonne because you are not the father!

Warden Wrath: Good Titan…

Wild Witch: Adrian Graye Vernworth is sleeping with the CEO of Blight industries, Odalia! Oooh that’s gonna be some family affair I don’t want to get involved in!

Emperor Belos: Oh that’s not good…

Wild Witch: Oh and Emperor Belos, Hi~!

Emperor Belos: Please no…

Wild Witch: No no no! Don’t worry! You did nothing wrong! You have a hole and it should be used! Right? Don’t let it go to waste it’s important to be curious and honestly, I think you’re brave. Especially for experiencing with the Coven’s head Cleric! Oooh! Tell me, did you find Titan up there? Hahaha, holy moly alright I’m-I’m good to go. Always wanted a big freeze. Have fun hashing all of this out, uh, peace and love, and I’ll see you in Heck!

Emperor Belos: I-I haven’t the slightest in what she was raving about! W-Wild witches say the craziest things right? Right?

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Komaeda: I like to drink ice coffee in sub zero temperatures

Saionji: You're gay?

Komaeda: That's what I just saaaaid