#Source: Techmind Incorrect Quote Generator

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King Roo: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Dr. Landelbrot, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons King Roo: King Roo: fsh

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Bellatrix: Why are your tongues purple?

Narcissa: We had slushies. I had a blue one

Lucius: I had a red one

Bellatrix: oh. OH

Draco: You drank each other’s slushies?

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Hanso: Dear friends, your Day of Giving gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Bellatrix: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Narcissa: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

Bellatrix: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god

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Narcissa: We need to get through this locked door. Lucius, give me your credit card

Lucius: Here

Narcissa, pocketing it: Thanks. Bellatrix, kick down the door

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Narcissa: You know those things will kill you, right?

Lucius, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point

Bellatrix, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process

Draco: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Lucius: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why

Bellatrix: Only if you also don’t ask why

Bellatrix: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick

Lucius:

Bellatrix:

Lucius: This one’s fine

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Bellatrix: What’s up guys? I’m back

Narcissa: What? You can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die

Bellatrix: Death is a social construct

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Narcissa: You have to apologise to Lucius

Bellatrix: Fine.

Bellatrix: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Draco: Am I in trouble?

Narcissa: Take a guess

Draco: No?

Narcissa: Take another guess

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Bellatrix: You’re my sister and best friend, I would do anything for you

Narcissa: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Bellatrix: Absolutely not