#Stromer: BEES

[thornescratch]

Help this man is so fucking handsome and so fucking dumb.

[gaudreauairi]

stromer is just so me in so many ways scared of bees yells at sports games just generally stupid

[jemandthesingalongs]

in the jemcord i took 10 prompts from my jem ship/prompt generator and wrote 3 sentence one shots with them!

The Stingers and Rapture - caught in the act

Turning suddenly to the opening of the door of the small supply closest the Stingers had found themselves in, the bee-themed trio let out a flurry of curses. What a site they must look, colored lipstick marks up and down their faces and necks that one could easily match to one of each member of the band, yellow and black clothes all disheveled to hell, usually perfect hair a mess. When they hear the sound of a camera go off, they know the next tabloids rag tomorrow will read "THE STINGERS, CAUGHT IN THE ACT".

Jetta and Blaze - i trust you

"I trust you." Three simple words Jetta longed to hear but never thought she'd ever be able to, not with what she's done. I don't deserve this, she thinks darkly as she shoots forward to hold the red and yellowed hair woman closer.

Rapture and the Misfits - lap dance

"A bet's a bet," Rapture smugly reminded the glowering scantily-clad punk band. "I expect this to be a good show, so don't disappointment me now, " she adds on. The cat with the canary look on her face never leaves as the Misfits move in to begrudgingly give her a good time.

The Stingers and Rapture - just a nightmare (Showverse)

The last thing she remembered before the jolt of being awake was the failure of being rescued from that damned Houdini water trap and her lungs exploding. Apparently her sudden panic was enough to rouse one of her partners from their shared bed. Minx gives her a sleepy but concerned look but Rapture banishes that expression with a quick kiss and a mumbled answer, it was just a nightmare.

Techrat and Roxy - babysitting

Techrat nearly trips as one of the younger Starlight girls they were forced into watching runs past them, followed by two more whose names they didn't bother to remember. "White Haired Misfit could you--" their plea is cut off as said Misfit runs smack into the hacker and knocks both of them to the ground. Apparently, Roxy couldn't resist joining in with the children's games either.

Jem and Pizzazz - the sound of laughter

Jem had heard many different kinds of Pizzazz's laugh before, whether it be that mocking taunt or the superior and haughty kind or anything that falls between. But, she decides to herself, the laughter that the green haired woman emits when they share a private moment together is her favorite. It's soft,  gentle, loving even and the pink pop star knows she's the only one alone graced enough to hear it.

Minx and the Misfits - you have nothing to worry about

Calling her girlfriend Stromer usually never results in this much confusion. On the other end there was screaming undoubtedly from the other Misfits, the sounds of things (most likely instruments) getting smashed, and was than an explosion--?! Finally Stormer's voice greets her with a simple "you have nothing to worry about" before another explosion is heard.

Jerrica and Eric - tropical vacation (SFverse)

The sun was bright and beautiful, the ocean was also blue and glistening, the drinks alcoholic and plentiful, truly a tropical vacation Eric knew he deserved. The tattooed manager takes a moment to settle down in his beach chair before the blare of overhyped pop music ruins his moment. "Can it Benton Brat, " he yells towards to the source of the music momentarily pausing it, and in reply receives a "bite me Errand Boy!" before the song continues.

The Stingers and Graphix - things you need to hear

Doing dirty work was something Graphix loved above all else, and doing it for her favorite back the Stingers made the honey even sweeter. Spying? Blackmail? Sabotage? You name it she was down for it. So when she finally got the lowdown on a certain band of neon-haired punks, a simple text of "things you need to hear" followed by a list was sent to the bee-themed band as quick as her thumbs let her.

Jem and Craig - just a nightmare

Craig pulled Jem in for another passionate kiss, like he had so before. "There'll never be anyone for you but me, my Pink Princess, " he whispers to her lovingly as he leans in for that kiss. Jem awakes with a start in her bed, shuddering about the horrible nightmare she just had.