I do want ATN though. — Well, no, ATN's off the table, Dad carved it out. — I'm not sure it makes sense and I want it back in. — Why? — I feel like I don't have to say why, do I? It's the original deal. We have the shape.
Did Sonya say she was going somewhere, or did we just cut to Isobel and Kyle with no explanation?
We’ve got Sonya in pod, Kyle and Isobel celebrating successful surgery, Kyle and Isobel reading family records, Sonya comes out all stabby (fair enough), Sonya talks them through everything, then selfie!Isobel in a new dress and the dance and the kiss.
Where did she go? Are Kyle and Isobel having Dramatic Revelations in her living room while she’s having an early night? (I’m assuming it’s her house, or at least where she is for now while she’s Officially Valenti’ing.)
I’m usually fine with characters just vanishing off between scenes, but I’m entertained by the idea that they’re having High Drama in her living room and she’s just catching up on sleep.
EPISODE
Season 1
DISC 1
S01E01 Pilot 1990
S01E02 Hunting Accident 1990
S01E03 Final Judgement 1990
S01E04 La Mala Sombra 1990
S01E05 Mother Courage 1990
DISC 2
S01E06 Second Chance 1990
S01E07 Eye of the Storm 1990
S01E08 Payback 1990
S01E09 The Talisman 1990
S01E10 Partners 1990
S01E11 Lyons' Roar 1990
DISC 3
S01E12 Val's Song 1990
S01E13 Give and Take 1990
S01E14 Samurai 1990
S01E15 The Two Renos 1990
S01E16 Billy 1990
S01E17 Headcase 1990
DISC 4
S01E18 The Hot Tip 1990
S01E19 Moody River 1990
S01E20 Vanished 1990
S01E21 Fighting Cage (1) 1990
S01E22 Fighting Cage (2) 1990
Season 2
DISC 1
S02E01 The Hound 1990
S02E02 The Champ 1990
S02E03 White Picket Fences 1990
S02E04 Dead End and Easy Money 1990
S02E05 No Good Deed... 1990
S02E06 The Rabbit and the Fox 1990
DISC 2
S02E07 Endless Summer 1990
S02E08 Bonnie & Claire 1990
S02E09 Wheel Man 1990
S02E10 Windy City Blues 1990
S02E11 Honor Bound 1990
S02E12 Hard Rider 1990
DISC 3
S02E13 Charlie 1990
S02E14 South of '98 1990
S02E15 Hostage 1990
S02E16 Rabbit Redux 1990
S02E17 The Posse 1990
DISC 4
S02E18 Once Burned, Twice Chey 1990
S02E19 Sheriff Reno 1990
S02E20 Murderer's Row (1) 1990
S02E21 Murderer's Row (2) 1990
S02E22 Carrick O'Quinn 1990
Season 3
DISC 1
S03E01 Dutch On the Run (1) 1990
S03E02 The Trial of Reno Raines (2) 1990
S03E03 Escape (3) 1990
S03E04 The King and I 1990
S03E05 Black Wind 1990
S03E06 Way Down Yonder in New Orleans 1990
DISC 2
S03E07 Rustlers' Rodeo 1990
S03E08 Muscle Beach 1990
S03E09 The Late Shift 1990
S03E10 Thrill Kill 1990
S03E11 Teen Angel 1990
S03E12 Den of Thieves 1990
DISC 3
S03E13 Rancho Escondido 1990
S03E14 Cop for a Day 1990
S03E15 Stalker's Moon 1990
S03E16 Repo Raines 1990
S03E17 Ace in the Hole 1990
DISC 4
S03E18 Living Legend 1990
S03E19 Family Ties 1990
S03E20 Broken On the Wheel of Love 1990
S03E21 Split Decision 1990
S03E22 Hitman 1990
Season 4
DISC 1
S04E01 Sawed-Off Shotgun Wedding 1990
S04E02 Honeymoon in Mexico 1990
S04E03 The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 1990
S04E04 Most Wanted 1990
S04E05 Liar's Poker 1990
S04E06 Dead Heat 1990
DISC 2
S04E07 An Uncle in the Business 1990
S04E08 Offshore Thunder 1990
S04E09 Studs 1990
S04E10 Another Place and Time 1990
S04E11 Sins of the Father 1990
S04E12 No Place Like Home 1990
DISC 3
S04E13 Baby Makes Three 1990
S04E14 Hound Downtown 1990
S04E15 Stationary Target 1990
S04E16 Rio Reno 1990
S04E17 Paradise Lost 1990
DISC 4
S04E18 Love Hurts 1990
S04E19 Hard Evidence 1990
S04E20 The Dollhouse 1990
S04E21 Hog Calls 1990
S04E22 The Road Not Taken 1990
Season 5
DISC 1
S05E01 No Balls, Two Strikes 1990
S05E02 Self Defense 1990
S05E03 Mr. Success 1990
S05E04 Five Minutes to Midnight 1990
S05E05 God's Mistake 1990
S05E06 Ghost Story 1990
DISC 2
S05E07 Milk Carton Kid 1990
S05E08 High Rollers 1990
S05E09 For Better Or Worse 1990
S05E10 The Pipeline 1990
S05E11 Ransom 1990
S05E12 Father's Day 1990
DISC 3
S05E13 Hard Rain 1990
S05E14 Top Ten With a Bullet 1990
S05E15 Swm Seeks Vctm 1990
S05E16 Knock Out 1990
S05E17 Sex, Lies and Activewear 1990
DISC 4
S05E18 Blood Hunt 1990
S05E19 Bounty Hunter of the Year 1990
S05E20 Born Under a Bad Sign 1990
S05E21 The Maltese Indian 1990
S05E22 The Bad Seed 1990
ok so im binging 3% because it’s a great Brazilian series and honestly you should watch it too, and there is this beautiful credit song (s04e05 credit scene) which i immediately want to add to my playlist on spotify and so i search for “3% ost” and “3% soundtrack” on spotify and google, but nothing sensible really shows up in the search and this is where my troubles begin. for the past hour i’ve been looking for this song and now i’m just too deep to stop, but im also tired...
the english cc captions i always use on netflix sometimes will give you the title of the song, and this is indeed the case here. however! they simply gave the wrong title. the song:
is groovy and all, and bless the artist’s heart, but it is a remix which only samples the original song that i am looking for. great. i take a minute here to question netflix and their quality standard for captions, then decide i can not simply stop here, the song is good, i want to listen to it on loop until i can’t stand it anymore and nothing’s gonna stop me.
i figure im probably searching in the wrong language. i look up the word soundtrack in Portugese (trilha sonora according to google translate???) and look up spotify playlists “tres por cento trihla sonora”. success! there are many good fan made ones, it seems. so i dive in. the best part about this whole experience is that i realize that Brazilian music slaps my dudes. they always write come to Brazil, but tbh no please Brazil come to Europe. i will pay money for this. anyway, so i decide im gonna find the song by listening to excerpts of the songs on the playlists. although i come across many bops, i dont not recognize my beloved song. i did save the playlist though:
ok so then i remember Portugese captions also exist. i search after the lyrics and finally - FINALLY - i have the song.
Último Desejo by Noel Rosa
i search it, play it and... it sounds like an old ass song and nothing like the one im looking for. ok it’s a cover. no worries. i go on spotify again and search for ultimo desejo
and of course - of course
it’s one of those songs. the one that has hundreds of covers. and so i go through like the first 20. and man is it an experience. but i find it! i finally get the right fucking song:
I say to myself, now finally you can listen to the whole song. and so i do. the beginning is as i remember it from the series. the scene right before credits is quite gloomy, and so the song has this nostalgic, sad vibe... except for when it transforms the mood completely into upbeat, dance song. im surprised, but i only remember the part they used in the series, which didnt (obviously) express the whole range of the song. in any case, it won me over in the end and landed in my favorites.
satisfied, i came back to the series and played it. the credits played again. and. well. you know what happened.
i got the wrong song. i listened to so many that i forgot how the original sounded like. back to the drawing board.
well, not really. im hella distracted all the time and instead of trying an app to find the tune, i decided to listen to all songs called Ultimo Desejo on spotify. and also look up the lyrics, their english meaning (it’s a love song i think?) and other Brazilian music. anyway, my dive into Ultimo Desejo was the real introduction to how varied and amazing Brazilian music can be. here are some of my personal favorites:
although i must say, they get better after the wall of what seems to be the Portugese Witcher audiobooks:
including but not limited to pearls such as these two:
anyway so after i got sucked out of the hyperfixation again, i ran the song through a tune search app and it had no matches, of course. so i used googles music search and that one disappointed me too. seems like the only way for me to enjoy this song will be rewatching the credits again and again. which you know, is not so bad. but if you are Brazilian and can help me and tell me what song they used, you will be saving my life and sanity. also, I love u.
How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?
Three (30% of cast).
How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?
Seven.
Positive Content Rating:
Three.
General Episode Quality:
The superior Halloween episode! Arguably the funniest the show has ever been, too. Successful from all angles.
MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:
Passing the Bechdel:
Amy and Rosa plot together. They hide the plaque later. Rosa and Gina trade a line. Gina and Amy speak too.
Female characters:
Amy Santiago.
Gina Linetti.
Rosa Diaz.
Male characters:
Scully.
Jake Peralta.
Terry Jeffords.
Charles Boyle.
Raymond Holt.
Hitchcock.
Bill.
OTHER NOTES:
Holt’s entrance made me laugh out loud.
“I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.”
We’re two minutes in, Holt is laughing at Jake for suggesting he looks better than a young Al Gore, and he’s on so much comedic fire I can’t handle him.
“Yes Porkchop. Yes.” I laughed out loud again.
“Bingpot” actual LOL again.
“Hummus is DUMB.”
“It’s worse than segregation.” “UH-UH.” “Too far?” Still got room for the good shit.
No contest for winner of the best Halloween episode so far. Season five’s Halloween episode is gonna have a heck of a time trying to top this. Granted, a large part of what made this episode DELIGHTFUL was the fact that Andre Braugher did not utter a single un-funny line in the whole thing, the script and his delivery of it was so sharp I never could have predicted it. I LOL’d more times than those acknowledged above, more times in twenty minutes than in most (possibly, all) comedy movies. This was the money, right here.