#THANK YOU KIRKE I LOVE YOUUUUU

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and if I said I'd bought an impromptu ticket for tomorrow nights show...

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quark watches star trek season 1 episode 24

is this a petting zoo. it kind of looks like one

thank you background music for telling me these people are evil

ooooh this time were meeting SPOCKS ex! twist!!!

this planet is an alleged communist utopia except theyre not saying communist because its the 1960s

omg hiiiii suluuuuu i missed youuuuu

oh ok so they didnt date but she loved him

"he will stay <3" youre so evil <3

these guys are farmers with allegedly perfect soil but they really dont farm all that much? and theyre supposed to be dead i guess

when you get an appendectomy and then grow a new appendix

spock is weird about girls

are these guys like sucking the life out of the planet or something

HAHAHAHAHHAA SPOCK JUST GOT PLANT CONFETTI ALL OVER HIM

oh shit its fucking with his brain

she unautismed him >:O

spock get out of there get out of there NOW

NO SPOCK DONT MAKE OUT WITH HER NOOOOO

spock has seen a dragon

spock being SASSY

spock says kirk should be "straightened out." what does that mean mr spock

oh shit sulu got unautismed

EVERYONES BEEN UNAUTISMED

(except kirk)

unautismed means acting high and lovey dovey and joining the farm cult on this planet and calling everything perfect and saying "no i dont want to do that <3"

star trek says drugs bad

kirk misses his friends :( he lost them to drugs :(

NOOOOOO KIRK GOT UNAUTISMED

YES KIRK FIGHT THE UNAUTISMING

violence and anger and hatred is the key to reautisming

kirk commits microaggressions to piss off spock

"elf with a hyperactive thyroid"

alright kirk the racisms getting a bit much

omg yay fight time <3 yes boys wrestle

spocks been reautismed <3

god you guys need to make out right now

"if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. mine can be no worse than anyone else's" spock holy shit

"you never told me if you had another name mr spock" "you couldnt pronounce it" LMAO???

HAHAHAHHAHA theyre inciting violence among the unautismed crew <3

yes boys duke it out

i guess the spores were keeping them alive all this time?

yaaaayyyyy return of the autism

does mccoy wear eyeshadow

"for the first time in my life, i was happy" shut up

[kirk-says-wah]

I will say it again JAMES IS A FUCKING BITCH LIKE IM GLAD HE GETTING HELP BUT BRO HE STILL A FUCKING BITCH AND KIRKNEJDJDJ👹👹 WHY HE DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY SO HE CAN BE DONE WITH IT HUHH⁉️⁉️ ALSO DAVE MOT BEING AN ASSHOLE TO KIRK 👀👀 OOHH👀👀 IF ITS NOT WHIPLASH BATTLE THEN IMMA GUESS THAT JAMES HAD A TALK WITH HIM THAT SOFT SPOT FROM THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER IS RUBBING IN HERE SJHFIIEJDJ👹👹👹

ALSO IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU UPDATEDD😭😭 I KNOW YOU AINT FEELING WELL FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS BUTSHHDJDJ I LOVE YOUUU GOAT AUTHOT💪💪🐐🐐

-👹👀anon

Hahahah James is definitely still a bitch 😂 I think maybe Kirk didn’t take Jason’s money because he probably doesn’t want Jason to fight his battles for him, or it could be that he’s just stubborn hahah. Also yeah why wasn’t Dave being an asshole? Maybe we’ll find out soon who knows 👀

Thank youuuuu!!! I’m so happy you enjoyed it ❤️❤️

[ichayalovesyou]

The One With The Whales (Live Reaction):

Saw parts of this one when I was super little! Oh good! This one is also directed Leonard Nimoy! He has my whole heart already so can’t wait to see this play out!!

Uh Oh. TOS crew on trial 😬😬😬 SAREK?!?! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Ohhhhhh man the gang is already in deep shit.

Awww looking at Spock from the distance all dramatic like huh Jim? You getting some mini therapy from yo mommmmmm 😭😭 I love Spock so so muchhhhhh. And I LOVE Amanda!!!! Oh, and the Captain of the Saratoga! She seems awesome!

Bye Saavik, you were cool and I hope we see you again someday. Awwww Bones is worried about Spock :( he and Jim both want Spock back so bad but don’t wanna push him and awwwwwwwww!! Also why does the probe sound like Jumanji drums??? Bones and Spock are actually killing me, this conversation is actually killing meeeeeee, arguing really is McCoy’s first love language! 😭

Whatever I may think of Sarek as a father, he is such a cool character and Mark Lenard really is an absolutely fantastic actor. Oh yikes, looks like the stars have aligned for Jim and the Bridge Family to save the world yet again lmao. Honestly this whole thing with the message for the whales makes me think of “So Long & Thanks For All The Fish” from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Also Bones being protective of Spock ☺️

I’m so glad at least Bones is acknowledging the plot of this movie is absolutely fucking insane 😂 THIS IS WHY I LOVE OLD STAR TREK! It’s not afraid to be absolutely unapologetically ridiculous! I love it!!! Thaaaaaats a weird dream right there, you good Jim?

Stupid problems require stupid solutions! LOVE the headband Spock 😂🤣 what an ENTRANCE!! Wow it sure is the 80s, WOW, the cognitive dissonance of these bozos wandering around 20th century San Fran I am LOSING MY MIND! They are just little kreatures and they have no monies 😂😂😂 NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!! Oh god stahp I can’t breathe!!!!

I BELIEVE IN THE BEASTIE BOYS MEETING SPOCK ON THIS BUS THEORY OHHHHH MY GOD!! Jim is so old lmao! And then everyone clapped! Kirk please, I’m already laughing so hard PLEASE don’t teach Spock how to swear I’m losing my mind!!!

Wow that vibe when you remember this movie actually legitimately helped save the blue whales as a species. SPOCK IS GOING SWIMMING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!! JIM’S FACE! Also Nimoy can get it, damn “these are not the hell your whales.” Lmaooooo

I love this marine biologist lady she’s great! Lol. “No ma’am no dipshit.” Also “Gracie is pregnant.” *HITS BREAKS* this movie is fucking amazingggggg the legendary Italian food conversation I love themmmmmm. Bones & Scotty’s improv skills are legendary “millions of- I mean thousands of miles from Edinburough” look at this insanity, I love it.

Why do I hang around with that ditzy guy who knows Gracie’s pregnant and calls you Admiral? “He’s my husband.” (Totally posting this one! XD)

UH OH PAVEL!!!! 😨 RUN PAV RUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Oh noooo. NO THE WHAAAAALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BAD YALL AHG MY FEELINGS FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE AND CRAP!! This poor woman oh my god lmao, that look on her face when she saw Spock she was like “oh, he’s an alien, that makes a lot more sense.”

SPOCK HES BACK HES OKAY HES ALL THE WAY BACK AND HE LOVES STUDENT SURROGATE SON PAVEL CHEKOV IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! “It’s the human thing to do...” 😭😭😭😭

“Pavel... rank... Admiral!” ON BRAND LMFAO! SHE GREW A NEW KIDNEY! This movie is going to kill me in the opposite freaking way TSFS did lmao. Oh wow whale lady was just like IM COMING TO THE FUTURE FUCK YOUUUUU and honestly, mood.

Bones and Jim being so happy to see that Spock is (for the most part) back to his old self and my heart is meltingggggg

ADMIRAL THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!

I really do not understand people who don’t like Kirk I really, really don’t. He’s wonderful and sweet and smart and brave and I love him. Nobody convince me otherwise that he is good and awesome and good.

Dude this scene is so wholesome and good and fun!!! Oh my god!! The music! SPOCK IS SMILING! This is single handedly watering my crops and clearing my skin! “I stand with my shipmates.” THEY GOT OFF BECAUSE THEY DID IT FOR LOVE AND THEN SAVED THE WHOLE ASS PLANET AFTER YASSSSSSS!!! Spock & Jim should’ve kissed right there I’m just saying. Also Jim & whale lady deserve a long lasting (if long distance) friendship.

Spock even gets to reconcile with his parents awwwww, Sarek is finally recognizing that his son can move mountains because of who he is. “Tell her (mother) I feel fine.” Okay good I’m crying again. 💚🖖🏻💚😭😭😭

ITS THE ENTERPRISE B!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 THEYRE HOMMMMME *Pterodactyl shrieking*

That was so wholesome oh my goddddd

[flying-elliska]

I was tagged by @briefshepherdeclipsealien @jebentnietalleen @cottonskfr thank youuuuu <3

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Top 10 songs/pieces I can’t stop listening to:

Smoking at Midnight - Tommpabeats

I Dare You - the xx

All Night - Beyonce

Echo Home - The Kills

We Could Run - Beth Ditto 

Toccata - OVERWERK

Stranger - Goldfrapp

You Can’t Pin me Down - Marina and the Diamonds

Ain’t got no, I got life - Nana Simone

Remember - Seinaboy Sey (duh)

Favorite ships: Well Elu obvs, and Evak. Also Jake/Amy from B99, Kirk/Spock and Julian/Garak from Star Trek, Remus/Sirius from HP, Ronan/Adam from the Raven Cycle (which kinda feels like a canon version of the former lmao), Korrasami, Wayhaught from Wynonna Earp, Willow/Tara from Buffy, Hardison/Parker/Spencer from Leverage....plus some Marvel ships I won’t get into because ugh I am so over them (but Cartinelli still has my heart). Honestly I feel like I’m due for a good F/F ship obsession after Elu tbh. 

Last movie: Rocketman, had a blast 

Lipstick/chapstick: chapstick absolutely, I have an impressive collection of flavored ones (my favorite is the chai one)

Currently reading: Soft Science by Franny Choi (poetry, about emotions/the body/politics/cyborgs, brilliant), La Vagabonde by Colette, the Waves by Virginia Woolf, and the Field Guide to Getting Lost by Rebecca Solnit. (I like reading in little bits). Also a shit ton of fanfic like always lol. 

hmmm i feel a lot of ppl have done this already and i’m answering late but in case tagging @beeexx if she ever comes back to tumblr (yes this is a callout and no i’m not coming to twitter ^^) @chelou-mecs-in-love @all-the-wr0ng-places @kayxcxxo @peoniesandsmiles @fkapsincaps @chelouelou @earnestgirl @falconcloaked

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Tagged!

By @eddiethehead thank youuuuu 1: Favourite subgenre? Geee, I really can't pick one! I listen too so many different ones! I really love melodic death- ,heavy-, thrash- and powermetal 2: Black or death? Death for sure 3: Favourite bands? Metallica, ghost, sabaton, slipknot, amon amarth, korn and rammstein (all different subgenres😂) 4: 3 least favourite bands? Okay so definitely megadeth but also facelifter gave me a serious headache at a festival once. And I do have a love/hate relationship with disturbed. I think their music is okay, but their singer is such an arrogant dick. He seems to envy the audience, just because they can look at him. He adores himself. 5: Thrash metal or grindcore? Thrash 6: Heaviest song you’ve ever heard? I really don't know 7: 3 overrated bands? This is kinda mean, but Megadeth. Everyone has their own taste right? 8: Metallica or Megadeth? Obviously Metallica 9: Folk metal or Viking metal? definitely viking 10: Melodic or technical death metal? Melodic! 11: 3 most ‘metal’ countries in your opinion? Finland, Sweden and Belgium 12: 3 underrated bands? Ghost, Sabaton and the amity affliction i think 13: What band got you into metal? Metallica :) 14: Best guitarist? Kirk Hammett (Metallica) 15: Best drummer? Christoph Schneider (rammstein) 16: Best vocalist? Mathias Nygård (turisas) his voice is just so beautiful 17: Best bassist? Cliff burton (metallica) 18: Clean vocals or harsh vocals? Harsh 19: bands you just can’t get into? Anthrax and iron maiden. I love iron maiden but I feel like they just deserve more of my love 20: When did you get into metal? 4 years ago 21: Why do love metal so much? To keep it short: i love the music, the fashion and of course the people 22: 3 favourite band logos? Don't really value bandlogo's so purely based on the shirts I own: metallica, slipknot and beartooth 23: Fast or heavy? Heavy, but rather both 24: Favourite NWOBHM band? Iron maiden 25: Favourite black metal band? Don't like black that much 26: Favourite death metal band? Amon amarth 27: Favourite thrash metal band? Metallica 28: Glam metal? Yes or no? Nay 29: 4 most influential metal bands? Black sabbath, metallica, Iron maiden and slayer 30: Favourite crossover genre? nu metal maybe? Im tagging: @gabibakos @ridethelighning @hailtocruelty and @william-shakespeare-jr

[willwedie-justalittle]

Tagged by @hedwig-dordt (thank youuuuu!) I'm not tagging anyone, so if you're reading this and fancy answering, do it and tag me, I'd love to read your answers :D Nickname: June Star Sign: Aries Height: 1,72m Time right now: 12.31 Last thing i googled: Florent Mothe Fave music artist: So many! All Time Low, Indochine, to only name a few Song stuck in my head: Qu'ils me traitent d'idiot (from a French musical called La Légende du Roi Arthur) Last movie i watched: Currently watching Star Trek Beyond Last tv show watched: 2 Broke Girls What are you wearing right now: sweatpants, long sleeve shirt and a hoddie When did you create your blog: around 2012 so 4 years give or take What kind of stuff do i post: a lot of different fandoms things; teen wolf, MCU, mainly Do i have any other blogs: Yes but I haven't used it in a while cause I always forgot I have it Do i get asks regularly: not really. (IM NICE TALK TO ME!) Why did i choose my url: Because when I read Fantastic Beasts, this sentence just blew me away for some reason Gender: Female Hogwarts house: ravenclaw Pokemon team: None Favorite color: Blue Average hours of sleep: between 5 and 8 Favorite character(s): Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale, James T Kirk, Bucky Barnes, Sirius Black, the 10th Doctor, Andy Dwyer, Logan Echolls, Jim Moriarty How many blankets do i sleep with: 5 at the moment Dream job: no idea of the name in English. Basically, I want to help young people to get jobs. So social work. Or concerts organizer. Following: 233