#THATS MY BOY GORGUG

[halcyon-autumn]

Brennan: There IS a math to being mad

Ayda, somewhere else in time: GREATEST WIZARD OF THIS AGE

[rizs-briefcase]

‼️FHJY EP 2 SPOILERS ‼️

all my thoughts about episode two of junior year !! it’s a long one :)

The little scenes when they describe their attacks and moves where the minis are acting it out is so cute

‘A mega version of Riz’s mage hand’

They all look so good. But especially Ally and Murph omg

Adaine’s first turn was actually pretty sick

And Gorgugs wtf

AND KRISTENS TO MAKE IT BLOODED PLS

‘Do you have mass healing word? Would you be interested in doing that?’

‘Brennan you’re literally bullying us’

‘You can try, oh it does hit’

ARMOUR OF AYDA crying

These beans are DUE

Murph starting to roll like shit again

Fabian flirting with efac again

‘I punch the mirror’ ‘I punch Kristen twice’

Lou Nat one again to get out the van ‘I’m going to throw up’

In two turns Lou only needs a 2 to not get crushed by the van, and twice he rolls a nat one

‘For you to half or third or whatever you do since it has multiple attacks’

Adaine death fail instead of taking a Dex save wtf

‘You don’t have it written down! I thought you read the book’

ECAF NOOOO

‘Look somewhere else’

I need a full story of Balthazar and Duggan, THEY WERE LOVERS

Murphs sleeves being short enough to show off his tattoos, I might disintegrate

What is with these kids and crashing vehicles

Ally throwing their dice

‘With my wizarding powers and my absolutely fucked van’

‘Just don’t roll a one and this is over.’ ‘NAT 20’

Gorgug IS the greatest wizard of our time

DUGGAN NO. At least he’s with Balthazar now :(

Moggy the doggy crit <3

‘Can I get under that hood a lil bit’

‘Give me a tinkerers room check’ ‘I don’t have that’

‘It’s limp silk’

‘Fabian, photosynthesis is back!!’

It just ain’t the same

‘I don’t even cutting words. I just take it’

‘I’m feeling a little unhinged’

‘Love is love’

Gorgug double crit, my boy <3

The enemy rolling two Nat ones and shooting himself in the eye

Murph dying of laughter of these guys showing up late

‘Nat 20’ ‘are you serious?’ Balthazar is everywhere

Adaine would’ve got a job, Fabian would’ve gone to dance camp, Gorgug would’ve worked on his van ; THEYRE JUST KIDS

But Riz is just happy they got to spend the summer together STOP MY SON

‘I do a half hearted prayer of healing just because I don’t trust you’

‘This was supposed to be an in and out deal but I got involved and I regret it’

‘Hey girlie,,, heyyy girlieee’

HALLARIEL ART, UGH SHES SO HOT

Gilear x Hallerial wedding WHEN

There’s something so sad about Fabian, who’s been coddled his whole life, being abandoned and left to fend for himself in a massive house

SKLONDA MY FIRST AND ONLY LOVE

Sklonda talking to Riz about college and how she doesn’t know if she can afford it for him

Riz just wants to go to college with everyone stop :(( him and adaine are fine there grades are good, but he needs to make sure he finds a place that suits the others please!!!!

WILMA AND DIGBY I LOVE U !! THEYRE SO CUTE

WAIT DID GORGUG AND ZELDA BREAK UP?? THEY ARE NOT THE COUPLE THAT WAS MEANT TO SPLIT !! Although calling it rn they’re getting back together

‘The elven oracle, the Saint of mystery and doubt, and the archdevil of rebellion’ THATS MY GIRLS!!!

RAGH AND LYDIA ART I MIGHT SOB

Kristen never told anyone she changed gods (I guess twice now?), Fig still hasn’t been to a bard class. They’re so funny

WE GOT AYDA ART!!!!

Ayda leaving Fig fossils to say she loves her her!!

Aelwyn putting protective wards on adaines bedroom to keep adaine safe :((

Cassandra my love,, but also it should not be up to a literal child who has just came out a religious cult to keep you alive and all that.

[thistlespring-tree]

despite all of the horror i feel in a post-buddy-dawn world i am SO proud of gorgug for how far hes come!! yes zac had a lot of crits but im choosing to believe that the dice wanted to tell a story and that story was gorgug coming into his own and being the worlds first and best barbificer!! fighting off a purple worm on his own!! thats my boy!!! thats what hes been talking about the whole time!!!

[pondering-peach]

Gorgug Thislespring my beloved

a lil doodlbop i did of my favorite (favorite?) boy

(tumblr nerfed me, click for better quality)

it has some headcanons sorta put into the pic so ill list em for u

Gorgug like to embroider- thats what the flowers on his pants are. He loves adding little custom details to his stuff.

hes always tinkering w somthn in class (the metal flower)

bonus riz & fabian + my favorite details

theyre at riz's place gaming

[unsleepingtales]

Happy holidays from all of us here on fantasy high tumblr.

Coming back to the top having just finished the ep. I feel insane. ANYWAY.

Our name is ally brennan beardsley mulligan!!

I AM FRIENDS WITH PETE WENTZ FROM FALL OUT BOY WHO IS WANDA CHILDA’S (RECENT) EX BOYFRIEND???????

Ok glad we’re talking about spies tongue curse. Bc what was that

Oh my god this episode is three hours long

Sklonda what’s your goal here bestie

I’m really distracted rn so not many notes are being taken I’m definitely gonna have to rewatch this episode over the weekend

But god all the soil stuff is weird

Something in his office??? Something like maybe the mirror where baron first appeared??

Yeah just throwing energy into external things to avoid feeling your own feelings. Is a thing that happens.

THANK YOU RIZ please please talk about the students freaking out

Oh godddddd the soil it all comes back to minerals and soil somehow ok

Diamondized blood 😭

I love tired Adaine she’s trying her bestttt

Goddd the bad girls are everything to me. They are every triad ever.

You’re giving the identity spell a stroke guys

Holy SHIT Beardsley

Oooooooh DOME COLOR CHANGE

Saint Kristen Applebees motherfuckers

Okay that’s horrifying!

Ok so that was fun

Zac is SO smart

‘Gorgug….. so good’

Godly whale fall……… Zac Oyama your mind

It’s like burning man 😭

Burning Man as Whale Fall. Maybe I’ll write the paper.

Planeshift is a spell guysssss you have used it before

The way he talks to her makes her mad!!!!!

Cassandraaaaaaaaaa

Gorgug <3

Your enemy the beekeeper!

THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT IT

Yeah Fabian probably does not want to go to Aelwyn’s house

Riding a scooter. Classic Adaine.

Devastating.

OOF

Yeesh.

Yeah the last friends Aelwyn had we’re not good!

🚨🚨 ZAYN MENTION 🚨🚨 Zayn my best friend Zayn Darkshadow 🖤🖤🖤

Brennan’s physicality as Aelwyn is so funny

Aelwyn and Fabian leave it alone!!! Don’t!!

What? No! No! What? What? What? No!

One thing about Ally Beardsley is they’re gonna talk about Joe Biden.

They’re good crimes? You’re having fun with the crimes? Come do crimes with us!

Aelwyn librarian era??

Holy shit Emily

What the fuckkkkkk

Absolute dream terrorist Figueroth Faeth

Gertie my beloved!

Dark red honey oooh

Kristen x Gertie let’s goooooo

HELLO????????

OKAY I GUESS THATS HAPPENING FANTASTIC LOVE THAT FOR BOTH OF THEM

Also that makes Gertie campaigning for Kipperlilly 100x funnier

Whattttttt

I need fic. STAT.

Yayyyy a bit of financial breathing room for Riz

Mazey!

My mind’s still back in the cafeteria I can’t wait to see fantasy high tumblr’s response to Kristen and Gertie

Do NOT get tracker. NO.

Oooh so we finally have info on the bylaws

Where did you get wanda childa’s resume???????

He’s really committed to the neck tattoo thing huh.

They’re all so good. They’re just good.

Gorgug!!!!

THEY FINALLY REALIZED!!!!

We’ve been sooooooo intense about it I wasn’t even sure if they had realized lol

Ok! Nephew. Interesting.

Henry helped build Grix. Ok.

Henryyyyyyyyy

God we can’t trust any of the teachers really. That’s so depressing.

God if only you could actually just go let’s end the meeting right there every time you were uncomfortable

The ENTIRE family is going yeah

THEYRE BRINGING ZAYNNNNNNNN

I’m so glad they’re bringing Zayn my best friend in the world Zayn Darkshadow

His art makes me so fucking happy.

Ooh good thinking Siobhan

Telemaine oh boy

Oh god

Gilear time!!!!

(haunted and suspicious)

Awww she called him dad

Sometimes Brennan just says shit

He really had to get rid of the puppy fast

She killed my god- NO- fine. She helped my god die.

That actually makes so much sense. Once things are good after they’ve been bad for ages you don’t know who you are without the bad things

It’s me fig! From the phone!

(all talking at once about Kristen’s kisses)

What

What??

Babe how could we not clown

RIZBERT

We could have been calling you rizbert this entire time

WHAT????

Telemaine leave Riz alone

RUVINA?????? Winter in fallinel for the first time in eons????? Ruvina maybe??

Oh yeah the name of the religion is literally wolfSONG

Fantasy Hamilton

It’s so funny that they’re calling her bee girl bc there’s an npc named bee boy in my current campaign that we all love SO much

Aelwyn. Babe.

Gorgug white knuckling the railing to avoid Telemaine

There is NOT an option for under 18s on any kink dating app

Sandra Lynnnnnnnn I would be so good to you you don’t even know

Okay but wasn’t Gilear cursed way before he put the armor on???? This is what keeps tripping me up. Gilear’s life was like this before.

My only daughter in the world 😭😭😭

Fig. Fig honey. That’s not. That’s.

Fig and Sandra Lynn. They fuck me up so bad.

Sandra Lynn Faeth the woman that you are………….

Zayn is coming to the church! Zayn Darkshadow my best friend in the world!!!

SPY’S TONGUE

Ohhhhhhhh okay

I love that it’s canon that Aelwyn and Zayn are wizard buddies who worked for Kalina together

Using devil’s nectar too much causes you to to believe your own lies. Fabulous.

Divinity is so weird

Name heist?

Winter Break! I believe in you!!

Kristen. Kristennnnnn

Narnia Burning Man 😭

Oh god

Oh god!

She will be risen!

It is SO cold

OUCH

Guys what the hell is going on

Yeah of COURSE she’s deeply bothered. Kristen is doing the same thing to her that she did earlier. They bother each other. They need each other to understand.

This kills me. This kills me so deeply.

Ohhh thank you for thinking about Ruvina

They’re BEST FRIENDS

They’re rolling initiative to decide who goes first in secret sylvan. I’m gonna fucking cry.

ADAINE THATS SO SWEET

Fabian. Fabian this is actually so nice. Please think about this. It will make them not attack you. Adaine wanted to help you with your fear.

Fabian we know you can give good gifts

Murph is running a tight ship on secret sylvan

(attempted tearing noises)

That’s actually really nice

They’re tactical!!!!!!

I love this so much

That’s so nice oh my god Kristen you know Riz so well

They love each other so much

GORGUG HAD FIG IN SECRET SYLVAN. Be still my figgorgug heart.

Brennan stopppppppppp

The intense zoom on Ally doing this.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Is she like me.

Zaynnnnnnn

Sorry I’m incredibly not normal about Zayn Darkshadow I’m sure you couldn’t tell from how I react when he has .5 seconds of screen time

Girl WHAT

God they’re good

Riz Gukgak!!

IS THIS WHERE CASSANDRA WAS MARRIED

Dig bitch!

Oooooooooooh baby

Adaine I love you

Oh fuck oh god oh fuck

Zayn nooooooooo

Oh god why

KRISTEN

The idea of watching the moon get fuller is really cool

Oh god

MIRRORS?

Somehow I completely forgot baron was in this episode. I was so distracted I forgot what was coming.

Awww Cassandra is protecting her paladin

Oh my god this is insane

Oh no oh no oh no

Don’t break a mirror don’t do that not right now not here

Oh my god?????

They’re married <3

BARON HELPING??!

BARON ART BARON ART BARON ART

Is Zayn okay :(

You can’t ALL go in the briefcase can you???

WARDING BOND 😭😭😭😭 oh my god I can’t handle that

Death bond <3

What the fuckkkkkkkkk

Hello???????

NAT 20 DEX SAVE FROM KRISTEN APPLEBEES

Where the fuck are they.

Ooooh fig’s bedroom art!

How did this happen.

BARON MINI NEXT WEEK

[mobtism]

tagged by @vampireautism - spell my url with song titles!

S - Slingshot by Good Kid - FUCK YEAH!!!! one of the songs ever💛💛

K - Keep You Safe by the crane wives... been listening to this one a lot lately... healing <3

Y - You're Crashing, But You're No Wave by fall out boy... one of the best fob songs js <3

L - Lakehouse by of monsters and men... a song that makes me emotional and nostalgic about the lakeside... home in the heart. but also i just love omam 😢💛

I - into the wild by lewis watson... his songs r soooo special to me...

G - Growing up Too Fast by the northeast collective... underrated song that makes me sob over being an adult 😢

H - Hip Hop a Lula by junior senior... a song from a band thats important to one of my best friendships🥺💛

T - Take Me to War (live) by the crane wives... LITERALLY bonkers over this song its my favorite one rn <33

Z - Zephyrus by the oh hellos !! very pretty and i love the oh hellos 😢

anyone feel free to do it, only tagging 4 people <3

@jenivi , @repunknant , @ausrotten , @gorgug

[barabaitcharactergenerator]

wagh bawkwock

RAGH MY HERO MY EVERYTHING MY BEST BRO!! i mean look heres the thing. give me a buff jockish dude who's kind of an asshole but has a good heart and i sleep. give me a buff jockish dude who's kind of an asshole but has a good heart and also FUCKS MEN and im wide awake. ragh is the latter and thats so important to me. anyways

favorite thing about them honestly i just love the way brennan plays him in-game. he's so fucking stupid and says the funniest shit that theres no way i can think of just a single moment where he wasnt my everything. the time he reassured fabian about eating glass? the time he charged a dragon while coming out to everyone in school? the time he told gorgug to drink salt water? banger after banger, this dude never misses

least favorite thing about them the fact he's not a mainstay in the party. i want more ragh content but the only thing you could do to give me that would be to either have one of the main cast members romance him or have him be a PC. the former probably won't happen so im crossing my fingers for a spin-off where someone plays him.

favorite line "check it out im gay" changed society as we know it, but my personal favorite would be "full stop. you know dude? we are some dudes who have for real have NOT PROCESSED."

brOTP RAGH AND TRACKER! RAGH AND TRACKER! i need to know what went down with them that caused ragh to come back to town for boys night campaign. was there drama? a fight? brennan lee mulligan i know you wanted to do a fun lil seven maidens campaign but wheres their spin-off??

OTP ragh and ME because we should kith

nOTP uuuuh idk, probably like that weird elf dude. threthrelial or whatever.

random headcanon ragh is actually multi-classing in some magic-based class right now but he did it on accident and hasn't been paying enough attention to actually use any magic

unpopular opinion dude's not like, skinny. he's got a gut canonically in his portrait. i get his original portrait showed him probably having abs but still, the man had pretty broad shoulders. he's not a twunk.

song i associate with them obv "Check It Out I'm Gay" by sig figs

favorite picture of them the whole oggs collection, i cant pick one. also theres this one fanart thats like a fake magazine cover thats pretty cool

[potatoesandsunshine]

also i'm at the point where i'll hear any song and enter Thinking About Aelwen Hours

[primsycoldbottles]

for the character thingie... gorgug :D

GORGUG MY BOY!!!

sexuality headcanon: hes bisexual <33

gender headcanon: hes trans but whether hes a trans man or just transmasc nby is up to the person i enjoy both :] all u need to know is gorgug is a he/they

a ship i have with said character: him n zelda!!! they truly are so sweet together and are v much so just a cute pair of teens figuring out how to have a healthy relationship <333 also theyre t4t and thats rlly cool of them :relieved:

a BROTP i have with said character: all of the other bad kids ofc but mostly fig!! theyre in a band together i think theyd have so much fun hanging out in gorgugs garage just having a jam sesh and chat abt their personal lives 

a NOTP i have with said character: tbh anyone other than zelda. i just dont really see a point in any other pairing including gorgug since him and zelda are already super happy and sweet together

a random headcanon: he collects little animal figurines :D like the little plastic ones u can get at the dollar store?? he has them lined up on a shelf bc he thinks theyre neat <3

general opinion over said character: i love him!! hes not like. a top fav of mine but hes such a good char!! hes actually the reason i even got into fantasy high since i saw a compilation that was like ‘fantasy high but its gorgug asking ppl if theyre his dad’ and i thought it was funny enough to find the source material!! if he wasnt such a dweeb i dont think id ever have found d20 and gained my current hyperfix :]

[amnestyaubrey]

Character ask: Ayda (of course) + Gorgug

ohhh heck yeah! big read more time for these two lovelies!

Ayda first!

favorite thing about them- oh my angel!! her introduction was literally everything to me- “do you want a friend” “desperately” shattered me! i watched her intro on youtube and just seeing that was literally what made me find a way to pay for dropout because i needed to know her and i was NOT prepared for how much i would adore her.

least favorite thing about them: i quite honestly cant think of anything? every scene she was in brought me so much serotonin

favorite line: oh goodness this has led me to watch that youtube video thats literally just all the ayda scenes oh my goodness. i need to rewatch sophomore year. “NOOO IT’S TOO CUTE” about boggy wearing a backpack!! “if i was you, i wouldn’t want to be anyone else” & ALSO WHEN SHE PULLED OUT THE CONTRACT FOR FIG BEFORE THE KISS. I FELT THAT ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL WHAT A MOOD.

brOTP: adaine!! gorgug!! riz! garthy!! give her all the friends!!!

OTP: fig!! I BLESS THIS UNION!!!! the way fig is always pretending to be other people, but ayda sees her and loves her anyway! the way fig starts the party just so ayda will stick around, EVERYTHING JUST EVERYTHING JUST T H E M!

nOTP: i haven’t seen other ayda ships honestly?

random headcanon: that one hc post thats just about her and gorgug’s friendship and how they both look out for fig just makes me soft. also i feel like her and riz would really get along well too!!

unpopular opinion: pirol finale spoilers---- as hyped as i was to see her in the finale and how much i wanted her in the season, that scene felt a lil forced/rushed? like,, i really loved it don’t get me wrong i adore her and cheese being friends, but it felt a lil fan service-y? like most everything else in the season stood alone well without watching any fantasy high but i feel like if i hadn’t known ayda previously that scene woulda felt out of place ig.

song i associate with them: pink in the night by mitski! which is more an ayda @ fig song then just an ayda jam but i do not have an ayda playlist (yet!)

favorite picture of them: my icon probably

AND NOW BEST BOY GORGUG

favorite thing about them: i love a sweet barbarian,, so very much. he just loves his parents and his friends and i just want to hug him very much

least favorite thing about them: .. i’m so bad at this idk??

favorite line: i mean,, my blog title is “it’s gorgug, keep going” for a reason sfhlsdfdk that scene was so sweet!! also not to be basic but “am i my own dad?”

brOTP: fig! ayda! fabian! he’s just such a good kid and i love his interactions with everyone agh!!

OTP: i mean like,, i don’t really have one? this probably is my unpopular opinion too but i’m not like,, super attached to him & zelda? like they’re super sweet don’t get me wrong! i’m just not like, seeking out content for those two i guess lol. i did love him working so hard just to be able to fix things with her in sophomore year like he INVENTED A CELL TOWER. WHAT A KING.

nOTP: hmm idk? i don’t see many gorgug ships floating around so its hard to say! i can’t really see him with any of the bad kids honestly ig? i’d have to be Convinced

random headcanon; if he ever has an idea for a song/something with the tour he’s probably nervous to bring it up with fig and i think it’d take a few times of him doing so before he got comfortable with sharing his ideas? i feel like he sees it as fig’s thing more then their thing sometimes? i could be off though i need a rewatch

unpopular opinion: already covered it!

song i associate with them: “let me drive my van into your heart” from steven universe for obvious reasons! and the only other song i have on his playlist atm is landslide by oh wonder because it reminds me a bunch of the “keep going” scene & that bit of his characterization

[lichfucker]

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yeah ���� thats plenty cute too but i feel like sams more socially adept than peter, thats my excuse ����

valid!!

now I’m just imagining fabian as lou’s actual character in american vandal slkfsd I was thinking ragh as dylan anyway so like. ragh fabian gorgug wayback boys sdfjkflsfjklkjsfdjkkjfdjskfkjd

[daisy--sorbet]

also uhhh some fantasy high thoughts that ill put under a readmore bc i dont think anyone cares but i dont know how to shut up so

i still dont know what i expected but for some reason i didnt expect brennan to sound like he does??? i have no idea why or what gave me the idea otherwise, nor do i know what i thought he would sound like, but it was a ‘oh! okay then’ experience

[fun fact i was talking to my friend bee the entire time i was listening to the first half of the first ep so im just retreating into those dms to find my initial reactions]

i did not remember fabians name for a majority of the first two episodes. i did go ‘haha, mood’ at his mom just... having a goblet of wine at 9 in the morning like me too tho

i heard ‘applebees’ and i legit had to sit there like ‘did. did i hear this right. is her last name applebees? is it?’ and bee had to inform me that yes, her name is kristen applebees.

“shes big into the corn god” and i just go ‘finally, someone i can understand’ because fun fact i fucking love corn.

i CAN and WILL die for gorgug. i love him so much. i love him and his parents and their literal tree house and their lil songs. 

also there was just ‘please dont sing’ and his dad puts down the ukulele sadly and i was like LET HIM SING 

adaine’s introduction basically had me going ‘whats a gender-neutral word for lad/lass....’ before she spoke because i didnt know who this would be and also i just had a moment of ‘is??? there a word???’

also i love adaine. my rude anxiety wizard. (wizard? warlock?? sorcerer??? i dont know what her class is)

[it was at this point i had to get my sketchbook because i was running out of things to keep my hands busy and while i do want to get into knitting, i dont have the things to do that.]

[this is unrelated but i just randomly went ‘i miss lup’ and this mood is still a mood. i miss lup.]

i adore riz. so much.

i went “CLUTCHES HEART” and bee immediately knew what i had just heard (the cereal scene)

it was at that moment that i decided to stan riz’s mom.

the only things i knew about, from tumblr, was brennan’s existence as a dm and also the gay smooch that happened like really recently so i just go ‘wheres the gay one. the one that tumblrs going crazy over. the fire one. the one i mistook for aubrey once-’ and i was sadly informed that she isnt in this season :(

BUT i love fig.

“is someone going through her edgy phase? i support her” was my initial reaction. i love her.

fabian punched gorgug and i was very very distraught. i was like “NO THATS MY BOY DONT HURT HIM HE JUST HAS A METAL FLOWER” 

i also later went “i just like the sad ones” because i feel like sad characters exist and i immediately go ‘me too. ur my fave now’ 

‘fantasy high ep 1: everyone gets their asses kicked’

i literally lost my shit when edgelord was kicked out of the theatre department because ive been apart of theatre for years and its so wild to see someone get kicked out of the theatre department. 

ep 2 was just me going ‘corn gremlin? i cant believe in im fantasy high-’ 

‘ep 2: everyones fucking dead’

to be fair: i also didnt talk to bee that much for ep 2 because i was at work and/or walking to and from my apartment and work so

i still deeply appreciate riz just. having a gun. 

the principal dude came in and was monologuing and i was like. in the middle of counting change. and then he was like ‘and then he takes out a gun’ and i almost lost my shit. if it werent for the fact i was at work, i would have absolutely lost my shit

hoot growl hoot growl

(i then realized i forgot to sign out of work)

riz gets yeeted. rip riz. loved u, bro.

it was at this point that i was like ‘gorgug reminds me of that guy from that one monster game - fuck whats it called’ and i realized it was monster prom and i had to google the character and its brian

also i love gorgug. 

[unsleepingtales]

OKAY HERES THE REACTION POST FOR FHJY E1

Ooooh we got the content warningssss

[logo sizzling in anticipation] me TOO

This song fucking slaps

I am grinning SO hard

The shenanigans already

HOOT GROWL

‘Em and I are gonna do this all the time’ so sweeeet

Oooh look at the map

Look at the SCREEN

Ooooh that could be implying a battle set

HE GOT A JOB IN CLEVELAND

Why are you a turtle Zac

OOOOH PICKING RIGHT UP

How could we ever forget the tattoos

My crops!

DOME ART DOME ART

I feel like I’m in Utah 😭

Oh we’re kicking RIGHT into combat

Dropout I want a night yorb plushie please I will do anything the art is SO cute Cait May you’re brilliant

That IS the hangvan I was right!!

Captions say cig figs this is the canon

Girlie do Not use a mic cable as a choker that is so bad for you and the cable don’t make me relive the swarm tour

Holder of the Tin Flower!!

Gorgug Thislespring my BELOVED he cares about his VAN look at him go

She is SO COOL

She’s a little guy guy!!

Moggy the Doggy plush when

Aaaaaaaaaaa it’s too cute

Lou PLEASE speak that into reality. D20 charm bracelets with all the pc’s little guys

The return of wretchrot :)

Fabiannnnnn

CAIT THE HANGMAN ART IS SO COOL

What

SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES god the quiet Kristen theme music <3

BLOKE MODE

RIZ GUKGAK GLOW UP I LOVE YOU

Arcane trickster riz my favorite guy

Never say it can’t get worse Lou you Know that

Fully seriously guys. Riz’s new art has been living rent fucking free in my goddamn head. He looks Good.

It was a sleven 🙂 Hope that helps 🙂

Fabian is so low to start oh god

Oooh necklace of spell components is actually sick

Full inspector gadget mode

And no one’s falling over!!

FAERIE FIRE SUCH A GOOD CALL

Plus THIRTEEN?????

Are you kidding me

Cmon he still got a fourteen 😭

Are you kidding me

There’s nothing magical here he’s just getting run over

Lou you neeeeeeed new dice

Riz you didn’t make him do that!!!

Christ ALIVE

There are SO many minis it’s beautiful

A new version of the teen wolf thing I can’t

You ARE gorg-geous babe

SIOBHAN that burn was incredible

He’s really impressionable lmao

Portent rolls are so cool guys.

I love how much gorgug loves his car

Loving the hp animations this season

THEYVE GOT THE LAIR ACTIONS LOOK AT THEM

WOOO BABY

Not as bad as cloves/not as tasty as brimstone how I have missed the bad girls

Riz!!

Ooh love the van stats

That is disgusting!

Cassandra she/her pronouns now??

The art is gorgeous

Speak not of the fucking night yorb guys

Sickkkkkk

Dice antics :)

FORTY DAMAGE THATS MY GIRL

A real wiggly musical note

What is happening

The voicesss

Some real cinnamon challenge behavior over here

Adaine is such a powerful wizard I love her so much

Gorgug :)

Kristen you’re so real for that

Zaphriel!!!

That’s so threatening Brennan. Brennan. BRENNAN.

Oh nooooo

Beardsley bought the book! Ribbon dance this motherfucker!!! We’re so far past ice feast!!

Kristen motherfucking Applebees everyone.

The dry guys 💀

The mishap threshold???

What is happening

THE VULTURE

Once again this is Fabian falling hard in his first turn and killing it on the second

What are you doinggg

I literally just wrote such a long paper about code switching lmaoo

Fabian in the narcissus myth… Emily that was a throwaway line but I’m gonna be thinking about that for a long time

[Brennan squeems]

This is just so unhinged right out the gate

What

I love that the hangvan counts as a lair

Oh boy!

There are six minutes left in this episode.

Brennan making this about the exhaustion of living under capitalism

Hello????

WHAT is happening

BRENNAN WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck is happening.

Trailer reactions:

That mage hand had rings on it!

I was SO wrong about these sets

You didn’t have to do it! You could have had an ice cream! I want to go home!

I am. Terrified.