#THE BACHELOR

[phoenixyfriend]

Obi-Wan as the Bachelor and the Big Deal of it all is that the whole "meet my family so we see if you mesh" is like Episode Two instead of near finale because Anakin keeps showing up with Ahsoka in Tow.

The production team can't figure out how to keep him from breaking in like nightly. He just crashes dates because that's HIS older brother and Anakin himself needs to approve but also! Obi-Wan's attention belongs to Anakin, obviously.

Obi-Wan's apologies are token. His teenage brother is part of the package. Also the teenybopper, but she's less of an annoyance.

Yoda is the producer and we need a host. The problem is that I ship so many people with Obi-Wan that I can't think of awiuegfhpaosidjfa

Qui-Gon or Dooku can host. Or Plo?

People that are on the show:

Quinlan

Luminara

Jango

Cody (Jango's cousin)

Alpha (also Jango's cousin)

Bail (openly poly)

Satine

Siri

Hondo (somehow)

Mace

Ventress

Maul

Kit Fisto

Other? I'm sure I have more but my brain is Not At 100% so I'm sure I'm missing something obvious.

I have like 15% understanding of this show.

[yescking]

i hhave no idea what this is

[brbarou]

look at my doctors dawg i'm dying of the plague

[mediofantasma]

Why is she always so angry

[klimtsonian]

part of one single whole 🫀🪡

[dearhadrian]

i’m playing Pathologic again and i got this Margaret Atwood poem stuck in my head

[w98pops]

every healer has their purpose

[sweetrinaxd]

[ynnu-64]

[milkyssmiah]

do you like hurting other people

[erumiryll]

"Muu Shubuun"

[tochkaofnoreturn]

– de mortuis aut bene aut nihil; об умерших не злословить.

[sandmanskiss]

my two favorite gentlemen

[nahpkmp]

Started playing pathologic🐁

First impression

[liquid-pirarucu]

[rustyorangee]

these freaks are so shaped