#THE MAN WITH FIVE NAMES (aka child) (aka tortilla) (aka windex) (aka there arent others I just needed to make a reference)
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I will never understand people who are upset about Childe being an absolute punching bag of a man during the Fontaine archon quest. It's hilarious. Funniest shit I've ever seen. Skirk throwing him through a portal horizontally with one hand is literally the funniest scene in all of genshin. Made even better by the fact that she disses him afterward.
#“but skirk mustve been a cold and neglectful mentor” yeah and thats sad or whatever but also#her basically saying “yeah i never talked to him because hes a weak-ass bitch” is objectively funny#sorry childe lovers your man's suffering is a source of comedy to me#genshin#genshin impact#childe#ajax#tartaglia#THE MAN WITH FIVE NAMES (aka child) (aka tortilla) (aka windex) (aka there arent others i just needed to make a reference)#fontaine archon quest
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Calling all genshin lore enthusiasts on tumblr can anyone tell me what Childe actually meant when he said he was going to "seize the seven stars of liyue" that one time. Like aren't the seven stars the liyue qixing? Is Childe going to kidnap tianquan of the liyue qixing lady ningguang. Is he.
#“im gonna seize the seven stars of liyue” bro how about you seize some fucking CRIT DAMAGE#born to main venti forced to main childe#childe genshin#genshin impact#tartaglia#ajax#THE MAN WITH FIVE NAMES (aka child) (aka tortilla) (aka windex) (aka there arent others I just needed to make a reference)
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