#THEY LOOKED SO GOOD FROM THE SIDE YALL 😭 I NEED SOMEONE TO WONT HIM DAMMIT!!!!!!

[jrueships]

that's right babygirl. never upset daddy.

[kirai0daisy]

Henlo! So I'd like to ask something of my favourite blorbo, Zhask!

Maybe... something fluff in relation to how many god awful food puns he makes.

IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAİTİNG I WAS SO BUSY PLEASE FORGİVE ME 😭

Zhask X (gender is your choice)!Reader Headcanons

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!Warnings: ANGST, THİNGS ABOUT BLOOD, WARS ETC. PLEASE DONT READ THİS İF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WİTH THOSE

Not really warnings: Fluff, Soft-side, comforting

• ZHASK knows you from the very start of the Kastiyan's terrors.

• He is not a man for to fall in love that much fast, he needs time. A lot time- but since Kastiyan's are immortal (:cant die) he haved his a lot time and finally felled(?) in love with you.

• It would be a lie if you said you didnt haved feelings for Zhask,

but you are smart enaugh to not show/tell it to him/someone else.

• 'Cuz real bad things would happen if someone know that.

• How did you guys became a couple? Well after a long time, Zhask falled in love with your fighting style, your smartness(/battle intelligence), your personality and etc.

• So he becams more soft to you. At least when nobodys around. And one day when he called out for you. And you couldnt help but think, did you did something wrong? Did you maked him angry??

• What you didnt know was it was wayyy quite opposite. He just asked you what you feel for him and you said things like 'his strongness, his leadership and etc.' but you both know this is was not everything.

• So Zhask maybe a little bit rather roughfully maked you said everything you feel for him "I.. Like everything about you. I know ım just a warrior that fighting above your leadership but feelings cant controlled..." after some seconds of silence, you continue "Im really sorry for feeling this way, I'll accept everything as punishme-" the words Zhask said shocked you "Alright I accept your date offer but anyone will.not know about this. Alright?" You looked at him shocked but then come to your senses "Alright le-" "Zhask. Or any-thing-else in closed doors"

•After yall became a couple that no one knows both you guys life turned into more.. Colorfull.

• Like every-other-else you are one of the Kastiyan's after all

and uour duty is simple; just fight with other planets, kill people and take their home. Simple as that, right?

• It's not like you have another choice anyways, but still this is your duty. But you cant help the little bit of guilt and sadness whenever you take someone's innocent life.

• But whenever you do that, Zhask will be wait to comfort you. His arms are always open to hug you when he sees the sadness in your eyes.

• Homever he literally hates PDA (:Means affection (hugging, kissing, holding hands and etc.) something like that) So he wont hug you in open-public. This does not means he wont comfort you by the words till you guys are out there.

• Anyone cant hear his words of affection tho, he only says it aloud for you to hear. And when you guys go to closed doors, he will make his awful jokes. Like plz. I know this man is trying to make you laugh but what are theses jokes 💀

• Not only I realizs that after request, he would really make awful jokes. İts literally canon. This man doesnt know anything about funny-ness(???) so his attempt to make you laugh is not how good his joke is, how awfully bad his joke is.

• "What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business" He doesnt either knows if its funny or not. He just.. Says it. You dont know where Zhask found those jokes from tho- he says its a secret. And he says jokes in a veryy monotone tone. So the reason why you are laughing is not how funny his joke is, how awful the joke is and how he sounds like.

• But It doesnt matter to him if his jokes are awful. The thing matter to him is your laugh. Your sweet little laugh that makes him butterflies in his stomach and also makes him smile too.

• Even if you tell him to stop he will just say more because you are laughing "Pff- Cant you at least tell me a better joke?" "Theres only one thing thats better than a good joke: a joke so bad that it’s good" and you will just laugh at how awful his jokes are.

This man can race with Cyno bc of how bad their jokes are- Idk who would win tho..

• He doesnt think about his bloody-messed past when he is with you. You are like a relaxed music to him after a tired day, listening while laying. Yes you really make him feel that much nice. You are his everything.

• So why wont he say jokes even if they are really bad that can make a fish drown in the sea because of how much they laughed and water got their lungs-...... You didnt read that but what Im trying to say is he doesnt care what he is doing or saying if he got to see/listen your smile/laugh.

• The thing matter to him is.. You<3

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Cyno:

And my dear Hoshino Ai gif again<3

Please take care of yourselfs! And I hope yall have a nice day :3 Im taking any kind of requests so please dont shy to say any of it<3

[sideblgcalloutt]

anyway, now that my friends are here i really am just here for fun if yall wanna do weird shit and have one sided beef then have fun 😭😭😭 yall now where to find me if you want to talk like abults

i also want to say, im not acting like im innocent or the victim. ive been absolutely unhinged im aware. but whats done is done and it wouldnt have been done if i was left alone to begin with. also its going to happen every now and the, like im sorry i dont have a typical reaction or whatever, my brain is different and im gonna mess up sometimes especially when i try to put on this act to be as normal as possible, which made this worse. anyway this isnt a pity party im just saying, sometimes things like this need to happen, and now ive learned from it. and i cant tell you how fucking exhausted it was being filled with so much hatred, i rarely cet like that bc i dont care about others opions but wow i didnt notice how much energy that was taking out of me until i just stopped caring. like God is good. not that it matters but im nonreligious multi faith and people should be able to do whatever they want if its not harmful. itso not really something i talk about but to answer some questions i left organized religion when i was 9 and my thing is i have a lot of different beliefs so lets not get into that if u must know its mainly judaism & islam i follow but its layered its like i just read all the time and ask God to show me the way and i feel it its hard to explain but like being multireligious isnt like the word id use. yes i follow and align with the quran and torah, a lot of other stiff but my relationship with God is like 1x1 like before there was religion thyd go on that rock this isnt about that but im not religious or non religious but like its hard to explain bc its not about the religion hawever this isnt knew like im ethnically jewish and most of my friends have been / or or are muslim (& so is my biological father but i hardly know him) the point is religion was never as black and white for me, i was just scared of going to hell for liking girls but thats a longer story. i actually think religion is a way to soporate us but this isnt about that

btw edge—- just so you know, youre not cool for refusing to apologize for transphbic & harmful behavior toward someone bc u dont like them. it makes you look pathetic. we wont touch on the shit you said about my sa, and etc.

[savnofilter]

fatgum with very thicc and busty fem s/o sfw/nsfw? please

Fatgum x Reader

warning(s): shifty hands, grinding, shifty eyes, lovey dovey type shit.

a/n: i just wanna say yall can thank @gottalovegrammar for helping me thirst over fatgum now because,,, i absolutely thirst for him. if yall ever write please let me knowwww. 😭 and if you know the artist lemme know so i can tag em. thank you anon!

SFW

everything he does is borderline inappropriate.

when he touches you, he just lets his hands wander where he pleases – and the thing is that it just happens. he doesnt even notice at times.

since he has a massive size difference (we’ll cut it down to 6'11 because daddy is dummy thicc n tall), he just likes to keep you close so he can feel you the way he wants.

is very playful so a little slap here and there, he will tease you because he likes watching you blush heavily and swat his hand away.

buys you things like slips, lingerie and other things he thinks youd look really nice in.

he likes your whole but we all know he likes the real,, soft parts of you.

you wont exactly catch him staring but you can always feel it.

especially on your backside which he doesnt mind peeking at it from time to time, or all the time.

most of your closet is full clothes he has given you and to be honest, you wear them a lot because they actually fit your “style” (which warrants him more generous reactions of your cute face while being able to admire his lovely~)

he isnt the jealous type but if someone gets too comfortable for him he will loom behind you, drape his arm dangerously close to your chest and hug you close to his body.

honestly has pictures of you in his phone. boldly enough, has you as his lockscreen and homescreen so it’s basically your job to make sure people dont need to use his phone out of embarrassment.

has you model in the clothes just to enjoy how much the clothes accentuate your chest and other parts of your body.

NSFW

doesnt have a specific position since you got it going everywhere on your body.

but likes fucking you on your side and watching your breasts jiggle amongst other things.

this allows him to caress and touch the other parts of your body and can hold your hands this way as well.

he also throughly enjoys how he can push up against your g-spot, in turn making you squeeze tighter around his cock.

sucks and bites at your chest and gives them kisses to let you know how much he loves them (even though he says it everytime he sees you but besides the point).

enjoys watching you tit fuck him, the way they press against his cock and you suck his length (this man is hung, prob more hung than all might) and it’s so cute seeing his cum land on your face and tits especially.

enjoys giving you head as well, never passes it up giving it to you. your thighs are so soft, your skin is so smooth, and theyre really nice to be between.

loves to bite at your thighs, and even when your laying on your stomach, he’ll sit on your thighs and just press his crotch up against your ass and laugh at your aroused but flustered state.

he loves your body so much that he basically memorizes it and masters all your good spots.

“Let me eat you up for dinner instead tonight okay~?”