#THEY'RE ALL REALLY CUTE LITTLE GREEN CAKES TOO IM

[diagonal-queen]

dia entirely forgot it was thungo thursday until mayoi reminded her and she dropped everything to watch the ep. here are all her thoughts, live-documented, in chronological order (apologies for this):

NOT RANPO CHILLING LIKE SHIT'S SWEET WHEN THE CAR HE WAS IN JUST FUCKING CRASHED LMAOOOOO

ranpo is so small next to minoura. he's so tiny and cute i just wanna cuddle him sm (and yes i am a little taller than him- height means nothing to me. we all know where the rest of his inches went YKNOW WHAT IM SAYIN YA FEEL ME)

'the police of this nation are idiots' yes minoura you're absolutely correct but consider this: the police of every nation on god's green earth are idiots

isn't it amazing how it was written in this magical reality-bending book that nobody would believe in the agency's innocence and in a couple minutes worth of running his mouth, ranpo just...undid it?? for like hundreds of police officers??? the sheer power of this man

god i forgot just how fucking fantastic this intro is. tbh this is probably my favourite intro of all of them. the colours and imagery and the chaos of it all MWAH (also kishow voice mm)

bones. was this panel too hard to animate properly?? did you read the fucking manga bones?? do you HATE US BONES??????

i could listen to ranpo talk for HOURS. literally hours, in a language i don't even speak, about anything he wanted, for hours, and i wouldn't get bored. his voice just...*kicks feet and giggles*

i missed you tecchou <3 please keep cooking for fukuchi. you're doing great sweaty xx

some loser: 'when do you suppose a life ends?' even bigger loser: 'when it becomes unable to adapt to change' fukuchi on his celestia ludenberg arc ok

IT'S BEEN LIKE ONE FUCKING WEEK AND THE UN IS ALREADY MAKING AN ANTI-TERRORIST GROUP??? THEY'RE FULLY READY TO FIND AND EXECUTE THE AGENCY MEMBERS IN UNDER A WEEK?? THE ICC LEGALLY CAN'T EVEN DETAIN CRIMINALS ON THEIR OWN IRL

i wish people reacted to seeing my posts on their dash the same way that the united nations reacted when fukuchi appeared onstage

congressmen will excuse mass shootings of gay ppl and then have shirtless fukuchi posters hanging above their beds where they half-heartedly fuck their wives and go to sleep before the thought of helping her also cum even crosses their mind

wait. *pauses and zooms in*. WAIT. YOU'RE TEL

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT

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THAT ABRAHAM STOKER WAS THICC?????? THAT HE HAD A DUMPY???? THAT HE HAD SOME JUNK IN THAT TRUNK???? ALL THAT ASS INSIDE THOSE JEANS???? CURSE YOU FUKUCHI OUCHI FOR RIDDING THE WORLD OF BRAM'S CAKES

thinking about it, doesn't the decay of angels sound like a really cool name for an operatic metal band??

fukuchi: *enters room* ranpo: YOOOOOO STEPDAD GUESS WHO'S AN ENEMY OF STATE :DDDDDDD

fukuchi really is like 'you havent changed at all, boy' ranpo is literally eight years older than me. if he's a boy i'm primordial soup

fukuchi also said that ranpo's title of 'excellent detective' is self claimed. the thousands of people whose lives ranpo's probably saved must all be like 'say sike rn'

ranpo trusting fukuchi solely because the president said he trusts him. crying screaming throwing up ranpo GIVE ME ONE CHANCE (that's right guys we're back to this again)

fukuchi thinks he's hot shit cus he can jump high?? well my ocs can also do that fukuchi. sucks to be basic huh

IT'S NOT RANPO'S FAULT HE WAS BORN LATER AND THUS MET FUKUZAWA LATER??????? FUCK OFF FUKUCHI (also i love the way they're sitting they're all so silly mwehehehe)

omg ranpo also commented on the 'boy' thing lmaooo he and i are so good for each other <3 if only he'd give me a chance... </3

i wonder what portion of atsushi's budget goes towards emergency ramune. also imagine someone caring enough about you that they always keep one of your favourite snacks on you in case you get hungry or something. that's so cute i can't <3333

imagine coming up with a complex plan, twelve or so years in the making, to end the world, all because u asked ur friend out like thirty years ago and he said no T-T

fukuchi: *tilts neck* *minecraft skelly noise*

oh atsushi. i know other people won't like me saying this but you're so hot and i want to do the sex with you <3333333

wow bones. you've outdone yourself. this has to be the best fisheye yet- maybe even beating lucy's fisheye for how terrifying it is. i'm genuinely speechless

AKUTAGAWA

omg atsushi's speech on how loneliness is his biggest fear and how much he cares about his loved ones (kinnie moment), and the one thing he needs, truly needs right now is someone to fight alongside him to save all that he has to lose and the world as he knows it, and then akutagawa appears? soulmates. i mean it's not even like this is a surprise to me as someone who read the manga but, like, it's different when i'm watching it. soulmates. soulmates soulmates soulmates

and that's a wrap for tonight's edition of dia's thungo thursdays!! be sure to tune in for next week and see them cry tears of hopelessness and despair!!

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP Meme from Oliver & Company

Now, it's always once upon a time in New York City.

It's a big old bad old tough old town.

Let me have one, please.

Right away, you're making time and making friends

If they pick you out, you're on your way.

Get out there and go and try.

Why does nightfall find you feelin' so alone?

Dreaming is still how the strong survive

Keep your dream alive.

Got to look out and open your eyes,

You're in the fast lane

What's the matter with you? I said get outta here.

I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.

I've been watching you, and I think you're in serious need of some professional guidance.

I'm an expert at these things.

All you gotta do is learn some moves.

This city's got a beat.

When are we gonna get those hot dogs?

I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Our partnership is herewith dissolved.

You're not being fair!

Fairs are for tourists, kid.

Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire

Hey, wait! I helped you get those! Half of those are mine!

Why should I worry? Why should I care?

I got street savoir faire

You can wear the crown!

Everything goes.

Everything fits.

They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz!

Stop that racket! I'm trying to watch this show.

Shut up, you little rodent.

Come on, let's watch some boxing. I wanna see some action

You think this place is big enough?

What we need is some good quality stuff

Oh, shredded leather.

You insulted my pride! That means death!

It was your turn to get the food today!

You remain our preeminent benefactor.

It was tough. Only I could have done it.

I love a story with food in it.

Enter the opposition.

Gang war! Gang war! Watch out! Here comes a gang war!

Take cover!

It's just a cat.

I followed this dog.

He's lying! He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!

Oh, boy! Dog pile!

Don't let me down!

What do you got?

Let's see what you got.

I was just on my way out.

Actually, I've got something much better than money.

Some luxury items that should make a considerable dent in my debt to you.

Oh, my! You waxed your car, didn't you? Did they use the buffer on it, because I can see myself.

I don't think you grasp the severity of the situation.

Now, I lent you money and I don't see it.

People like you get hurt.

I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself.

Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

You bad, man.

Hey, you got something to say to me, fat boy?

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, I'm having a bad day!

I like cats. I like to eat 'em.

Your master's calling.

Come on and say it to my face!

How am I ever gonna come up with all that money?

It's hopeless.

That took a lot of guts.

All right. Time for bed. We've got a big day tomorrow.

We've got two days to do or die.

You got a lot to learn. And if you don't learn, you don't eat!

But if you're tough, and always use your head, you'll be right at home, on the street.

When you got talent, everything is free.

You're gonna see how the best survive.

These are streets of gold.

You'll take the town, and you'll take it with style.

You're in charge of electronics.

Hey, but what about me? What do I do?

Ready? Go!

What have I done? Poor thing.

You oughta be ashamed of yourself!

Run along, little fellow. Go on, now. Shoo.

Be a lookout.

I only got one more wire, okay?

Oh, you poor kitty. Here. Let me help you.

Where's the kid?

We can't just take in a stray off the street.

Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.

Your public awaits.

Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue.

Perfect isn't easy

When one knows the world is watching, one does what one must.

See how the breeding shows

Sometimes it's too much for even me!

But when all the world says "Yes", then, who am I to say "no"?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl

Perfection becomes me, ne c'est pas?

I'm beauty unleashed!

So classic and classy

They're barking up the wrong tree!

I have your hearts, and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty!

I wouldn't go in there if I were you.

What is the meaning of this?

I guess I'll have to handle this myself.

And do you have any idea whose home this is?

Isn't he cute?

What in Heaven's name are we waiting for?

Alas, our beleaguered benefactor bearing the brunt of our futile endeavours.

Cool it!

Our mission begins at daybreak.

I don't hear any practicing.

Oh, you wanna practice too!

We two can be good company.

You and me, just wait and see.

I'll handle that ruffian.

Body slam! Body slam! Oh, come on, you fool! Hit him! Hit him!

Come back here!

Huh, this place looks pretty nice. I mean, how bad off could it be here?

Chagall. Matisse. These are all masterpieces.

Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.

Don't come any closer! I knew this would happen one day.

It's not you I'm after.

Not good enough for you?

I mean, do you even know who I am?

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE BUG-EYED CREEP!

Something's not quite right here.

Shh. Quick. Before he comes back. Follow me.

I mean, let's just forget the whole thing.

No, no, you can't do that! You don't understand. The poor dear's so traumatized.

What is going on here?

Hurry. Use the fire escape.

Ooh, I could've danced all night! I could've danced all night!

You were very good.

I was rather good, wasn't I?

You okay, kid?

I have another home now. And someone who loves me.

You're in the gang.

I just wanna go back.

You wanna leave? Fine! There's the door.

You lighten up!

Oh, it's hopeless.

Looks like you're doing all right for yourself

So that's where you've been!

Feel it. That's it. Very good.

This is an airtight plan

I'll even toss in a little extra for your patience.

It's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

I said, push!

No, you don't kill 'im yet.

Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?

I'm getting your money tonight! It's coming tonight!

Hey, I think there's hope for you yet.

Yeah, you're starting to think big.

It's creepy down here.

I drew a perfectly good map.

A child could read that map.

I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed!

This is a tough neighborhood. You'd better go home.

I came to find my kitty.

You brought a piggy bank.

What kind of a person would steal a poor little kitty?

I'm so scared. I don't know what to do.

I found a little lost kitten.

No! No, wait! You can't do this!

Keep your mouth shut.

Stop! Stop! Time out!

There's gotta be some way in.

Peasants.

Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.

After you, my little croissant

And remember, quiet.

Oh! I broke a nail.

Oh, balderdash.

Freeze!

I don't think you really appreciate the situation. Somebody could get hurt.

You smell that?

It's party time!

Where are those dogs?

I thought I'd never see you again.

What's the occasion? Come to rescue your little friend?

All right! What a woman!

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go

This has all been very entertaining. But the party is over.

Hey, man, you're ugly!

Aah! Save me!

Hey, get off my back, woman! I'm driving!

All right, anybody want some cake?

Murder him! Twist his arm!

The gifts were great.

We'll start with a bath.

You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep.

You come back here this minute!

Tell me why should I care

What a delightful scoundrel.

[might-guys-acorn]

ooo if you're still doing hc's, what do you think the konoha 11 are like when they're drunk?

Oooo this is gonna be fun :) -🦎

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Naruto

He's gotta be a goofy, affectionate drunk.

Too much sake, and hes laughing hysterically, telling everyone he loves them, and hugging anything with a pulse

"SHIKA-hiccup-MARU, YOUR SUCHA GOOD -hiccup- GUY. ID NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE -hiccup- WITHOUT YOU AROUND."

Sakura

Sappy drunk 100%

Sits on the floor, whole wine bottle in hand, crying over old scrapbook pictures

"Look at how small we all were *sob* and the way Sasuke glared in the first picture of team 7. *sob* and now we're all blossomed flowers" *continuous sobs*

Ino

Social drunk

Likes to be around friends, tends to loose clothing and will give compliments but in strange ways.

Sitting next to Sakura on the floor, barely clothed, her own bottle of wine in hand "You have such nice cheekbones, even if they do eccentuate your huge forehead." "Look at this picture of all of us, we look so cute and stupid! Lets call everybody and invite them to come drink!"

Choji

Gullible drunk

Likes to keep drinking to cover his calorie intake, and when he starts to feel it, you could tell him the sky is green and hed believe you.

Will drink anything you put in front of him. Anything. Beer? Check. Wine? Check. Sake? Check. Dishwater that Ino and Shika said was vodka? Unfortunately, check.

Shikamaru

Sleepy, wandering drunk

Always tired, but halfway through a bottle of sake, this man is blushing, walking the streets and nearly dead.

Could fall asleep anywhere. Literally anywhere. One time Choji found him asleep in the fetal position on top of the Great Stone Faces. No one knows how he got there, but he didnt wake up the whole way home.

Kiba

Aggressive drunk

You thought he was competitive before? He has a couple beers and rolls around on the floor of the bar, wrestling with his dog

Sits up after pinning Akamaru, "AnYoNe eLsE wAnNa gO???"

Hinata

Giggly, Lovesick drunk.

Way bolder than she was a few drinks ago, will laugh at every possible joke said, even if it isn't funny

Also, will call Naruto 100 times and tell him he should be here and that she misses him and that hes a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Whether or not he picks up the phone.

Shino

Paranoid drunk

Everyone and everything is looking at him wrong. They know all his secrets. They can read his thoughts.

"Im going home. I have to go home. And not because you all are judging the way I sit in this chair, not at all. Goodbye."

Neji

Brutal drunk™️

"Thats not the most flattering color on you." "Havent you talked about your training a lot for a serious lack of results?" "Maybe you should eat something, wine has very little calories, so it shouldnt be your only sense of nutrition."

No one wants to drink with him anymore, and he really isnt sure why??

Tenten

Supportive drunk

Wants everyone to know she recognizes the effort theyre putting in

"Lee, I just want to say you did great at training today, Im so proud of you." "Thank you Tenten, but we have not trained together in 2 weeks?"

Lee

Energetic drunk

All he wants to do is run, if he can still manage an upright position. Push ups? Piece of cake. Dancing? Bring it on.

People have to keep an eye on him after he opened the first gate while playing DDR one time. You haven't seen dancing until you've seen Lee drop his weights, open that gate and absolutely go off.

[pbandjesse]

Today was a pretty excellent day off all things considered. It's my brothers 26th birthday. He has a lot of hardships in his life right now and a lot of uncertainty, but I love him so dearly and only want the best for him. Whatever direction that goes.

I am so so so glad to have James back home though. He got back to Baltimore around 730 and went to his parents to get his bike. Which had a flat tire because he cannot win. So his mom took him back here. Stopped up real quick to see the apartment. It was just so good to see him.

We had peach cake after dealing with a few things. He made whipped cream which made it a 1000% better. And then we just chilled on the couch together and it was really nice.

I slept okay. To warm but you cant win them all. I actually woke up in the middle of thr night because the nightgown i was wearing was hurting my arms. So I got changed and came back to bed.

James woke up early abd i stayed in bed until about 830. I got up and he showed me how to make a waffle. And soon he was going to work. I was sitting on the couch mostly. Eventually i got dressed.

I spent some time lazing about. But I also worked on my drawing. Which I finished tonight. And i turned a dress that Jess had given me into a skirt. Spent forever pinning in an electric waistband. I had never tried to do that before. It's a little messy. Its hard to pin without a dressform but I did a fairly good job i think.

I went around and did a base stitch. Was able to take all the pins out and do a zigzag stitch on the machine all the way around and it fots pretty well. Im happy. And it was fun. Maybe I'll wear it tomorrow.

I had a grilled cheese and was kind of bored and wanted to get out of here. I did some research on what buses can take me we're. I wanted to see if I can get up to Towson because kind of a nicer area and there's more shopping out there. Chain stores and stuff. I figured out that I could go down to the old neighborhood and catch the green line to go all the way up to Towson to go to the mall. It looks like it's closer to an auction vallier Warminster. And I needed that today. I needed that familiar radios Big Mama. Even though I don't really do that kind of shopping I just felt like I needed that. Just a walk around. Be in the air conditioning.

So I got dressed again. Because I wasn't wearing something I wanted to be outside in. I got my backpack and I headed out.

Because my bike tire had fallen off I couldn't bike downtown. So I walked. First I stopped at Blick and said hi to James. Didn't realize how hard it wasn't side until I got in the air conditioning. But that was fine. I had a nice walk and I had to podcast to listen to. The bus came fairly quickly and I have a 40 minute bus ride out there.

It was a nice ride. In the mall is great. When I first got into it it was very empty. But it was early in the afternoon and I was kind of closer to like an edge of the mall. Once I got into it there was more people. It was never crowded though. I like some kind of people watching and going in some stores. Catching things. I did buy a couple things. I went to lodge because my shampoo bar is going to run out eventually. No reason not to buy a while I'm there. I want an apology and Forever 21 and H&M and all those types of stores. Went into Sephora and looked around for a while. It was mostly me just looking around. Taking pictures of things I like. I went to Aerie though and they were having a killer sale on their underwear. 10 pairs for $35. That's $120 worth of underwear. At least at the price that they saw him out. And I've been hemming and hawing if I was going to get an underwear subscription box and this really is a better plan. And I got some very cute pairs that I'm very happy with.

I had some soup at the food court. Tomato with pieces of a grilled cheese sandwich on top. It was honestly excellent.

I enjoyed the people watching. And I found some awesome new stores. Like this Sephora type store except it was a makeup/cutesy home goods/candy store??? It was in credible. At one point I turn the corner and saw a dome that's in the middle of the mall. And I literally gasped out loud it was so beautiful. I always love a good dome.

I got another pretzel. And then walk around a little bit longer. But I was getting tired and my phone was starting to die. I wanted to have enough headphone battery to get home and it didn't work out but that's all right. I had some trouble figuring out how to get outside the mall. Figure out where to get on the bus. But I remembered I came in next to the Macy's and then I got lost in the Macy's. But not for too long. I got outside and realized I was at the wrong bus stop and had to go around the corner to get to the correct one. And the most was sitting right there. It all worked out.

My back didn't feel as long. I got off and you'll neighborhood and walk the Blick because James was going to be done work soon. I got a couple things on clearance there. Including a letter board because I thought it was cute. And it was very cheap. And then I went to Rite Aid to wait for him. I bought a giant bag of Gummy Worms, but they're to put in one of our glass canisters because I thought it would be funny. And then James was getting done and we walked home together

It was a nice walk. It's too hot and I was starting to get a headache though. I don't know if it was from the combination of the Heat and the headband I was wearing. My energy level was not good. And my head hurt.

Inside and I went and got a shower while he took her laundry downstairs. He came back up and started dinner and we had a nice meal. It's good to be together again. After he went down to put the clothes in the dryer he came back up and we worked on the bikes. Well he worked on the bikes and I did Art. He put the new handlebar tape on my bike and gave me the bolts off of his bike so I can bike to work tomorrow and get new bolts and a new inner tube for him. That all worked really nicely.

Now he's in the other room and I'm laying in the studio. I'm going to go join him soon. Maybe we'll have more peach cake. I work a short shift tomorrow at the BMI. I'm just giving one tour. I think it might be too older people? Unclear. But I think it will be fun either way. I learned some facts today to expand on point I make during my tour that I think will be good. So I'm looking forward to it.

I hope you all have a good night. Send Good Vibes to my family and my brother. Take care of each other. Be safe.

[deusmortis]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME