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#THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF ME SIDETRACKING EVERYTHING😭
absolute-rehydration · 11 months
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IF WE ALREADY HAVE SPYPER AND SNY💀
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(this sny and spyper render is not mine btw i found it on pinterest, couldn't find the og artist)
GET READY FOR MY SIDETRACK ABOMINATION CREATION HEADHACK MUTILATION I CALL THE
SCY AND SPOUT💀🤩
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the head hacking gave me a migrane🤩🤩
my gawd SCY (scout) HAS NO DAMN BUSINESS TO LOOK THIS DAPPER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA💖💖💖😭😭
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(I GAVE HIM THE SLAY LIGHTING 💖💖💖💖⚾🧢)
I AM MENTALLY DISTURBED MY SPOUT (spy)
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HE FEELS WRONG😭😭
I ADDED A FRIED CHICKEN, HE STILL FEELS WRONG😭😭💀😔
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(ngl i wanna make more renders of him now💀🖐️)
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I also assigned somesort of au lore👁️👁️ bcuz why not (also i suck at character building I just wanted to pour my random thoughts hoohaa)
- IN this universe :
spy has scout's personality (God forbid) - so he is now a snarky, loud arrogant lousy french con man who thinks that he is a gentleman and could seduce anyone, (he's just horrendous, much worse than scout)
he has less eccentric tastes than the og spy, he is a football and baseball fanatic, he is known as the kookie european who dedicates his time to geeky shit (scout-like shenanigans) bro doesn't know what table manners r
but by some miracle, scout's ma found him cute?
he pulled a joseph joestar🤩once scout turned 2, he wasn't ready for the child support and fatherhood
TLDR; SPOUT (spy) IS A (40+yr Old) MAN CHILD, BUT WITH THAT FACE NU UH😭😭💀 ----------------------------------------------
Scout has a bit of spy's personality but with a mix of that noir-ish vibe ya know??💀
he grew up knowing his father left his mother, and this made him spiteful, he pushed himself to become a man of classy crimes like espionage, smuggling, heists and infiltrations for his motive is to provide for his financially struggling mother, later on these activities became his hobby to get to elite places, drink the finest wines and steal from the elites.
he's a lady's man just like og spoi, he is a young rogue with a calmer demeanor
TLDR; he's serious and dapper now🤩😇he's still snobby and arrogant but in a classy way
(yeah i didn't think scy (scout) through o well)
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Why did i switch their personalities??
BECAUSE IT FUNNI💀
BRO IMAGINE SPY GETTING HYPED OVER FRIED CHICKEN SAYING IT IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE TO THE FRENCH
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