#THIS ONE'S FOR HEGELOCHUS! ( ooc )

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like for a william starter.

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starter call for diane / mrs afton.

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possibly in michigan starter sentences.

cw: cannibalism, animal death.

i bite at the hand that feeds me. i slap at the face that eats me. [name] attracted violent men. strangely she had a way of making the violence seem like it was their idea. her friend was cut from the same mould. the three of them had two things in common. this one here smells great. oh you think so? she couldn't have been that crazy, i don't think so. she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven. to eat it? they were both found dead. she must have been out of her head. here it is. why don't you buy one for me too. i'll meet you at the door. bye bye. how do i meet the strangest men? they always seem to find me. remember that time way back when i kissed a guy who ate his woman friends? now only dogs will follow me. is he following. have we met before? we won't see him anymore. who knows how some people turn to strange ones. is it up to me to make them into dead ones? here we go again. [name] longed for that sexual scent that smells like home. he had used so many masks to disguise himself that he had forgotten who he was. he imagined himself a frog transformed into a prince charming. he felt the moment he kissed her he would become the man she would want him to be. there's a strange looking man at my door. what's he look like? well, he's not your run-of-the-mill animal. at do you mean? he's got the head and it's the size of a wolf, and a mouth as large as... the better to eat you with my dear. you have two choices. one, i will eat you now. or two, i will cut your arms and legs off one by one and eat them slowly. why? for love. but love shouldn't cost an arm and a leg. but do you love me? you smell so good, the sweetest flower of all. have there been others? so i am the seventh.

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i need to unleash a Captain Hook parallel so potent with william you don't understand. i'm too tired i'll expand on this tomorrow. aaa. aa.

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starter call for william.

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starter call for vanessa.

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william literally just goomba stomps children bc he is a hateful fuck idk what else to say. true crime coward. angry nasty cunt. hitting things feels good but getting hit feels bad. hit what can't hit back. what are the police gonna do you? accuse your sainted self of murder? right in front of evan's grave and your business that keeps hurricane thriving? meowth dad's white.

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like for a diane starter.

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lora notes.

a direct company response to 'why is circus baby's so disjointed' and 'why is there a busty human woman in the furry lineup'.

lora is a swan animatronic. she's anthropomorphic like the rest of the cast, and has wings instead of hands.

her character type is still very 'haughty prima ballerina', but now it has a swan queen angle to it. instead of minireenas, she's followed around by loralings / cygnets / her swantourage.

since the funtimes have always been a bit chaotic, she's supposed to reel them in. the circus baby group gets redesigned as, well, a circus, with announcer foxy, magician freddy, dancer lora, and ringleader / group face lion cub baby, also styled as 'c.c.' or 'circus cub'. lora, despite being self-absorbed, wants the group to succeed -- but her ego can also get in the way, resulting in shenanigans.

her voice box is broken. she sounds like an autotuned bambi. a very nasal vocaloid.

she gets put on merch with chica a lot. there is an 'ugly duckling' line of plushes and shirts, and there was a time when little girls were pushed to 'grow' from loving chica to loving lora before the company realised that it didn't work, and they were better off simultaneously milking both.

she eventually develops a desire to be human. she's so humanoid already, despite her wings, and she's supposed to be adored by her audience -- what better way to earn their eternal love than to become one of them? she wants a heart. she wants flesh. she wants to be a real girl. she's very little mermaid / toy story / princess tutu / swan lake.

( with @funbonded specifically, she would not be above taking a look at his victims to get a better idea of what goes 'into' being a human, in the most literal sense. you've heard of crawling inside of skin suits now get ready for putting organs in the robot. )

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like for a vanny starter.

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personals reblogging my untagged posts blow up 1000 times.

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diane notes.

born in manchester in the uk in the early 40s, went to uni in america where she met her husband ( william ), settled in utah.

went to school for dance, but was slightly above average at best. wild success socialising, though -- very popular, very queen bee. she dropped her accent fast, adopted american fashion, and started networking. her boyfriend / husband was a pet project for her -- see how she can transform a greasy antisocial nerd into a passable, datable member of society!

bloberta mor/al or/el coded.

also amy go/ne gi/rl coded.

she is not ballora. she is not in ballora.

she was not a good mother. she was, at best, absent, and at worst, accepted william's abuse of their children as part of running a normal suburban household. ( an ode to the fridged women and also to their children who have to hear them talked about as madonnas and saints regardless of who they were in life, can we not speak honestly of the dead? )

she isn't dead. she isn't divorced, either. she simply vanished. this is a woman who came out of a situation where playing the social ballgame was essential, and she was a big swinger. she was not going to go through a divorce in mormon utah. it would have ruined her life. she took advantage of the 'trend' of missing people and staged her own disappearance. she took off, changed her name, moved to california. she is missing, presumed dead, but she's very much alive.

she had children for the reason a lot of women in communities like hers have children -- because being pregnant is a status symbol, and she liked fitting in. if you weren't pregnant, if you stopped at just one child, something was assumed wrong. it was also a great way to keep her husband close. she had a child every four years, or whenever she perceived their marriage as slipping. they did not fix it, and in fact made it worse, but it helped to maintain the image of domestic perfection that she was so obsessed with.

she ran a dance school in town. despite being a frankly brilliant businesswoman and marketing director for her own business, she was not a good dance instructor. she ran that place like the military and in the same way that her husband ruined lives at freddy's, she gave those little girls complexes that would last forever.

of course, with a restaurant, the metric of success is selling enough food ( and games, and merch ) to turn a profit, whereas dance instruction is a little more ephemeral. getting enough students to sign on and keep the business open was essential, of course, but it was difficult to track accomplishments the same way william could track his on a sheet. and given the state of freddy's -- the incidents, the police investigations, the poor hygiene, all of it -- she often felt that her husband was failing upwards while she was spinning her wheels, and especially thought that this was unfair since she gave him the social boost that put him in contact with henry in the first place. she played a role for investors, she showed up at press events, she was once again social where he was not. to see her dance studio... not quite crumbling, but not going anywhere ( those girls were in the TRENCHES ) while freddy's failed and thrived made her want to eat cement.

if you can't fix him and can't divorce him and don't care about the kids, DIP.

she's fat and she's desirable. you don't have three children without forming hips and she has more than that.

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vanny inspo.

dr. bumby and alice.

anything pen/elope sco/tt writes.

phoenix potp.

the s06 rtfd specifically eggman and gamer girl princess elise.

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i'm gonna add vanny to my page, and write up a few posts with character notes.

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i started writing william on discord again and can't stop being like he overcame diarrhea. the trauma he suffered when his friend to whom he never confessed due to his internalised ( and externalised baby!!! ) homophobia fell in love and married... could only be alleviated by beating his daughter to death in an alley... you don't understand he was literally drunk it's not his fault... he's growing and learning ( how to fit more kids into one murder robot )... the fbi are ignoring him because he's fake crying on tv about his dead neglected son who got murdered by his alive neglected son... and he couldn't have prevented it by having his birthday party anywhere else or disciplining his child properly or just separating them or hiring a babysitter it was literally inevitable because he was cursed with a vile evil child... and yet he endures... he overcame so much when ethan sorry norman sorry evan died. let's not haggle for darling colette. cosette.

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He's homophobic but trans positive. He's a career misogynist. He's afraid of anyone taller than him. If you're under 5'5 he can take you. He beefs with 12 year olds. He drives drunk to relax (that's his vodka to COPE he LITERALLY has anxiety without it!). He does hit and run on family pets and does not care about it. He's a social failure. He lost his company in the divorce. He built the titty robot and giant baby in a fit of pique after his unrequitedunconsummated homocrush partner got sick of his attitude and left. His wife faked her death to escape him. He's codependent with his oldest child. He forgot his youngest son's name. He's a girldad forced to spend time with boys yes like an improv troupe. He fumbled the hottest goth on earth. He's married to the hottest goth in fantasy earth. He obliterated the gnome population. He farms as a furry. He's afraid of the ghosts of his victims, the eleven year olds. He overcame diarrhea.