#The Blinkie Guy™

[the-blinkie-guy]

WOWZERS!!!!!! (the blinkie in question ⬇️)

IM SO HAPPY 💗🩷💗

[its-short-for-jackalope]

we started talking about & making Hatchetfield self-inserts/OCs on the @blinkysrewatchparty discord a while back and at this point I have several drawings of my guy and I actually like a lot of them so I guess I should actually post those, huh???

meet Hatchetfield Jack!

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reblogs are lovely, don't repost <3

In a few timelines, Jack works at Watcher World, primarily as an artist who draws caricatures of parkgoers over by the gift shop. These aren't ordinary drawings though! With a little help from Blinky and his thousand eyes, they manage to capture and exaggerate the subjects' greatest insecurities, visible or otherwise, and make them feel Real Bad™ which gives the Boss (👁💜) a nice little opening to start stirring the drama pot.

TGWDLM timeline / Black Friday timeline

[ssiggss]

Obsessing over Arcane Order being friends™ with the Jim squad so I don't have to look in the general direction of the dumpsterfire that was rott's ending so please accept these slices of the Arcane Order interacting with their new tiny human friends and co:

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Skrael: all I'm saying-

Toby: shut up Skrael you probably wipe back to front.

Skrael: I don't wipe at all.

Toby: .....

Skrael: I don't produce excrement, Toby.

Claire, barely containing tears: both of you shut up, I am begging.

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Bellroc, lying on the backyard patio: are u guys done.

Jim, Steve and Toby holding sticks with marshmallows on the end: no.

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Steve: so check this, I ride this moped up that ramp, then you do your icy magic thing and make a trail- trust me it'll be sick.

Skrael: the only thing 'sick' about this is your remarkable lack of self-preservation, Steve.

Skrael: .....I'm in.

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·Also imagine Bellroc and Blinky just talking for hours on end about history bc Bellroc's literally been alive since the beginning of magic so they'd be able to fall in the blanks to all Blinky's theories.

·Skrael and Steve actually becoming friends and become the bestfriend duo that shares one braincell.

·Idk if the Order need sleep, but if they do or just do it recreationally, I refuse to believe they don't always sleep in cuddlepiles.

·Bellroc knocking on Barbara's bedroom window at 2 am because "I need to talk and you're the only one who can make a decent cup of tea."

"Bellroc, I'm flattered but I'm a human and I need sleep."

·Krel showing off his technical genius and feeling appreciated bc neither Skrael nor Bellroc have much experience with tech so 'omg wow look at that. Whats this thing do? Interesting. Whats this thing do?'

Also Krel's a major music nerd so he probably introduces them to modern music and at first they're like 'what is this noxious noise'

But then they find screamo and heavy metal and Arcadia knows no peace for weeks.

·Can you imagine Jim training with the Order. Can YOU IMAGINE.

"Y'know this is a lot more fun when you're not trying to kill me."

"Jim, please,"

·Also Jim just keeps collecting parental figures like 'you look, sound, and act nothing like the vague image I have of my father so I am adopting you.'

·Imagine being a villain trying to destroy this tiny boy in armor and you finally manage to get him on the ground- and then the literal earth starts vibrating and nearly 20 people of varied shapes and sizes post up on you for touching their son.

·Bellroc being forced to substitute as a teacher one day and what a wild ride that is.

·Skrael and Nari having fights over whose bestfriend is the best.

"Mine can literally create time corridoors and survive thousand foot drops."

"Yes well mine can survive childbirth."

"That is from the cursed timeline and doesn't count and you know it-"

·Varvatos Vex challenging Bellroc to a duel every week and winning half the time. Don't ask him abt it unless you don't enjoy having thumbs.

·Please,, give me Bellroc in an apron, baking cookies that were supposed to have smiley faces on them but they morphed horribly after being baked and now Jim and Toby can't eat them because they're laughing too hard.

·The squad showing the three disney movies, and watching Skrael lose his mind over the frozen movies.

"You don't understand we're KINDRED SPIRITS."

I just them to be happy,,, please,, I am so tired and am in desperate need of serotonin.

[realwizardshit]

since the sunday campaign is sort of over, (we’re having an epilogue fuckin reunion few sessions later but for now it’s done) i decided to post ALL of my character notes from the entire thing. warning: most of this doesn’t make any sense

---------------------------------Old notes below

-Ferluma's Shell -going to Awen'ri -2 other people going -meet guy at inn in port dist. to sell gunpowder. sold it to shady bartender. -free stone spirits -seven people possessed by demons/corruption -tell nobles that emily fellock is recovering in valrence Twil's Suspect List: -vamp bf from the outlaw refuge? Probably not -Emma's fiance or family - Carla Frost? -Coroner (or at least to ask them) nope -pasty weirdos from the tavern suspect has magic capabilities, doesnt seem to be politically motivated? uses alleyways to move? coroner's notes: Emma was weirdly proportioned. t/d: 4 days ago. mangled, clawed up, weirdly masculine?  she was cremated extremely fast before lynn (coroner) could closely examine them, by graymanes of the keep last victim: Joe, killed outside his house, was applying to various jobs. gray mane brothers have been in often last victim was gambler, frequented me'kal's PW: sailor's anchor todo ask manty if theres anything he can do about the dagger tell tara everything i know about veils, but not yet, compile info take blinky home :3 to red forest? operation fuck the veils: Korugar: leader?' L helsing, edgar christina, tris Valdrik (red haired man?) to conjure rokos bow: use bonus action "Twil, The voices are back. I don't know why or how, but as long as they're here I can't trust myself, and you guys shouldn't trust me either. You all seem to have everything under control anyway. I'm not sure what part of the "prophecy" was meant for me, but if it can't be helped I'll continue alone. For what it's worth you're one of the first humanoids I've been able to tolerate in a long while. If you ever need me, just tell the mice. Until then, Moonfang" Todo: Find manty and chap his ass Visit the fae city and collectively tear THEM a new ass DONE find vampire and tear T H E M a new ass update: its claps. I have a Hunch. make sure to be a real asshole about it -saw him hunched over dead direwolf, then later washing Something(tm) off his face -also was weird when i asked him twil believes claps took the dagger, then gave it to korvic, who then pawned it off? potion dealer girl - possible Veil? lord falren in felroken - possible vamp todo: get wacky haircut disguise as noblewoman, wear Fancy Pink Dress wedding is between Liara and  lord Tom Vrik on Izen (tomorrow!) going to wedding with Felix (mr legolas noble guy) * Remember to disguise as Taradari Fake name: Twig Narples todo: find doppelgangers, figure out how to ruin wedding note: Liara's dress is being made at building north of inn Pick up my new dress at tailors shop this evening around 8ish Operation: Fuck the Wedding -artemis is going to object in order to provoke the couple -steal the ring? steal/fuck up the dress? -capture bride or groom? -we could just do the same thing that the brownies did, have a fruit punch adventure -use sten's petrification potion on the bride/groom? *sten banished the dagger *Moonfang has my rapier -pretend to still be charmed if i break free -ask abt alignment -try to find out who im protecting -leave chapel and run for help *The point of the wedding may have been to put the demon soul back in the kid. *Liara intended to kidnap Azaki Post Hiatus Todo -Kick the shit out of manty & chastise him about fucking up -Find a way to contact Rezoroki & attempt to get information about the demons because his agents arent doing shit and we need to learn to do stuff ourselves

-Need a way to banish demons back to fucktown

-Apologize to Felix for placing him in danger

-antidote is on the ship!

-Todo: create a banishment stamp for each demon

-Use the mice to contact Moonfang

-if you need to go out into the city at all/ find outlaw refuge, use the fucking demon map

Todo:

-try to contact other survivors, maybe a banner hung from the roof

-big zambo was after the ripper, or possibly liara

-ask claps to look at one of the dead, maybe see if he can figure out the nature of the plague

-water from fountain of youth

-azaki's blood

-nightshade (got it)

-illusion magic

Felroken Todo:

-Get items

-Get demon stamps made - create wooden carving, then bring it to a smith or fine metalworker to have it cast

-String of robberies/pickpockets around town, seemingly no commonality

the book we need has been stolen. check w/ guards about librarian's assistant (downstairs, 3rd door to right) & who has been in/out of the library in the last hour

-enzengar baelsion

Gretchen's Murder:

-has been dead for around a day, killed by some sort of needle, door was not broken but its entirely possible someone picked the lock

-someone who either looked like her or stole her ID stole the book we need from the library (ID is missing)

-todo: check black market for the book, may be floating around

-one sided thief? coin

-get target, have guards protect them

sicced the guards on "leon" by a false report, which sucks, but either he'll escape or be arrested, which is probably better than being horribly murdered

-*copied list of stolen items - mostly large gems* -talk to louis the inventor

-found mom!!!!!!!! she is our illusory witch, we've gotten her to stop stealing gems, also she killed gretchen because she was going to steal the book (doubt?) she captured the 7 boys previously, theyre loose again,we're waiting for manty to show up so we can have exposition time

*Artemis has my shit

~500-1000 gold to upgrade dagger

-collect nature runes

Arafaea's library has been attacked

Mom has the book and she fucked off to zutha, via coldharbor

azaki is 'the watcher', related to jazix

went to sleepy town in the white halls of azaki's mind, with truther's aid, opened the door

Five demontrap symbols, two old ones and three new, copied on paper

*Invisibility cloak loaned from sten :D*

zaki & watcher are a kind of jekyll & hyde situation, watcher is here to kill ferluma

moonfang is going to novaka

arafaea shit: looks like everyone in the city has been taken somewhere by Demons. litas brother is possessed

Found a child named Valdrick >:O

Azaki's Mr. Nasty Opposite Boy is Valruun

lita's brother is possesed by Jinaru, who has headed elsewhere to get the 'vessels'. we dont have the right sigil for him, so we need to talk to ella falynn, who is in the capitol of hyrots

val was turned into a kid somewhere in a graveyard near a town in Niori Grove      

val's fake sister, alice, is currently a statue

looking for Suki's daughter (Done!)

Found Val's statue in crypt, we have components for greater restoration but need a caster for it, heading to hyrots to find elle

"to my dear friends that are following me... have fun [unknown signature]"

-flasks of oil x

-silver knife

-hooded lantern x

Aeramor

litas brother wulf isnt currently possessed, but is also soulless, we found him and are taking him to aera

male dark elf running around

valdrik was possesed by icarus, or maybe Jinryu, talked to Namaki

alice, his wife, tried to help him

according to ella, the anti demon order disappeared after they stopped this shit the 1st time

they have a 'soul of a greater being' Jinryu?, the one who steals souls

Jinaru or Namaki or both, trap those boys

chain 1 (just got it) is for Jin, Nama is crescent (already have)

spooky wizard boys anticipating some kind of attack

Todo:

-Make Jin & Nama stamps

-Jin's wooden stamp form is done

-we're rescuing mr werewolf axel (?) overnight

-stinky knockout potion

-mr. demon's 'body' has been freed, his name is Rai?

-grozak stole my fuckin map

-hammer is being made at mcgruff's smithy, green x on map

-james is mr. pretty pasty boy, is a "merchant" who moves "goods" and occasionally "people"

-lord sarth of arafaea is a dragon, or maybe a Ghoast, possessed by/is Jinaru

-manty is probably using my soulless boy to interrogate the captured demons right now (or maybe not? maybe he already did?)

Icarus is the one who attacked us in arafaea (?)

Todo: Ask manty if he learned anything from the captured demons

Rin/Riven's husk - might still be possessed? Why tf did manty give him to twil then >:O

-the gray owl wants riven's body for something, thinking he's the weapon itself

-the gray owl is also """disguised""" as james mr pretty boy

Anaril has a demon-trapped weapon that hes attached to, like twil previously

Azaki or perhaps Not Azaki did some Time Shit and it was Awesome

Everything's Gone To Shit

todo: get hammer from smith's shop. probably whilst invisible

check on gravekeeper's family in Mezerak?

-the world sideways, the devil sideways

-small sugar skeledog in a bag

-5 cheesy rations, fresh

Krothu is """boss"", but not super really

Todo:

-ask for safest route into the mountains on the coast

-supplies for Desert Travel

-going to arena at noon for 1. audience with kro & 2. rescue albert

-Don't kill any people if at all possible

ankara's squad hanging out in mooncrest

valdrik thinks he's twil's father, somehow

todo:

-slap red's shit

-slap anaril's shit, slightly less

-buy some better armor

plan B for Bounty:

-korv has a bounty on his head, so twil could storm into the guard house holding his head and yell abt keeping it as a trophy

ppl really hella like queen maria, getting married soon to the dwarven leader

her handmaidens show up occaisonally, to do Something

maiden greta is missing bc shes sick

rin is in dwarftown

rescued lamby's sister

some people in halfling town have a sparrow tattoo by their eye.

1 person killed by tuberculosis, may be an outbreak

kidnapped korv's gf, we may be going to the rebellion hideout "Alice"

alice has been kidnapped again. korv's hat is leaning up against a hidden door

operation: gtfo

-find a new tavern to stay the night, then gtfo the city

-try to find the resistance hideout

-we may have Two Vampires

-azaki has been scooped. try to summon azaki

-offer aid to the resistance

-DO NOT use patron dagger on something you don't want to murder

-looking for a Cute female black dragonborn

-two sections of this fort, left, right

-pass w/o trace + thaumaturgy to cross bridge while putting out + relighting torches, korv busts right in through wall, possibly use snooze grenade to ko any guards

sphinx guardian of dwarf town was sighted NE of the border in mountains

Korv may have Fucked Up

Akushimi

bonereaper from veils may have been at this hideout, said to be dead, but not really,

azaki's stand Valruun is preventing him from telling us shit, zaki may have agreed to something spooky

according to val:

-jazix did not keep the shards/demon souls, she jammed them into korv.

The old one/new Malarun is the one who talked to korv and tried to make a Deal, asked for the shards, because he Has Them. she's the sister, a 'lesser god'

-val is one of four siblings, 2 brothers and a sister. they all got into a fight and ended up splintered - possibly same thing that happened to ferluma. the demon shards are bits of his bro

-escape tunnels. tiny team going into the palace, resistance & blackscales are causing a distraction. queen should be in her bedroom, but may not

-guardian has a riddle which is probably royal fam related

-Aku has gone to:

   -queen (maria)

   -Left (green) maiden

   -Right (unmarked) maiden\    -Ninja #1

random drow noticed and recognized twil and noped the fuck out - is actually her uncle Dremarue

dwarven army heading east - according to sten, they're helping the humans fight the undead

tinker's home in norstrom

book: the worship of malachor -wars a long time ago, non-undead do not remember it, mezarak was involved and then destroyed, crimson king and ferluma also involved against malachor

king is visiting, plans to 'revitalize' the town - is possessed by greed, a tall light haired pale guy (not a dwarf) - he looks like elf grozak, knows jean's after him. his ex gf cut lamby, maybe is still around

Requests-

father McCorken missing cattle X

drow staying in 'Jays' bunkhouse looking for help X

dark skinned drunk dwarf Scofford rambling about end of the world stuff, lives on western edge of town

-Shun'in - earthquake/crash coming in the next month, something Evil being let out - two pieces of paper - one with a symbol on a wooden box (Nacoco's box, probably), other with broken glass vials

-coco's boxes are warded and could be damaged, Perhaps By An Earthquake. her lifes work is as an exorcist, her boxes are full of demonic stuff, member of 'order of light'/'goddess's tears' same as manty. she's planning to reinforce her boxes in lead

-talisman to seal riven if needed

convince the nymph (Aladriel/Viva) behind catwizard's house to accept that he doesnt want to have tea

okamiki never tries to get anything, the 'golden lady' is on his side. everything he gives is actually bartered for in his name. knows everything he needs about korv

(Okami'ki, the one you wish to know more on, knows all he needs to know about you. He doesn't seem to try to get anything as the Golden Lady is always on his side. The Bind is in what he gives, as little do people know they barter and trade in his name.)

veeva relayed us a pouch - that will help us visit Jin Ki (archfey)

Tipi the diviner is heading to the capital with Clowns

look into the previous king, ask the weaver (demon in the circus encampment) about it

'Dez' weaver. Yandre Battlespine, old dwarven king made a deal with Crimson King (Valdrik), then was seriously cursed/injured and dying, made a deal with Something in order to not leave the kingdom kingless. - Dez bowed to king/queen - advisor?

Served up until about a year or two ago. - a long time ago when dwarves were on the 'old continent'. was a fair king, generally ill. court appearances were by his queen who eventually became sick and died. new king came from the north - became 'holder of the crown' - nominated? by Yandre. possibly made a deal with okami'ki. 'shadow queen' is advisor

gave him my name as payment for information. according to him Riven is a god from the shadow plane, and is extremely vengeful towards Something, be cautious as his rage may be uncontrollable

ninetails dilemma - very large, icy, unhappy for Some Reason. saw blood but unknown what injury it came from. female. old trainer "Leoric/Leon/Leo" is a dark skinned/haired man with beard and golden tattoo on his face, wears fancy clothing, currently missing. used magic Somehow to control this critter

luck in the near future for everyone here

Vixa the ninetails was supposed to protect Vincent, the kid who was possessed by the ripper, sent her on her way to Awenri

Arty accepted a box of gems and a pass to perform, from the king

Okami'ki, the one you wish to know more on, knows all he needs to know about you. He doesn't seem to try to get anything as the Golden Lady is always on his side. The Bind is in what he gives, as little do people know they barter and trade in his name. - Symbol is the coin triangle

carved wooden symbol

korv needs to kill something for his nasty god

Okamiki's nasty Unlucky twin is doing a ceremony to him. OK's Dark Powers haven't had much chance to develop, because he's been captured and placed in stasis before. void aka dark power originally corrupted ferluma, who then exploded into pieces and each piece went into the lesser gods

interesting tidbit: the first group was disbanded due to Corruption, because the captured souls were distributed across the party

current plan was to let the Ritual commence. this weakens OK's Greed(tm) which could possibly make it easier for us to cap him

Post fight cleanup: "king" will be heavily injured. have jean heal him as much as possible. ask Mr. Unlucky if we can frame him - all the guards sighted him entering the throne room, so he's a suspect. he's a god, so he'll be able to slip out or fake his death or whatever. come back to the castle with this guy tied up and we're scot free AND look like heroes babey

OK used Empty Body to escape, turned himself invisible and peaced out to heal.

Thots to capture:

-Kakyoin vs dio style web of threads or somethin to detect if he disappears and tries to move

-some kind of ranger style hunters mark. i dont think we have anything like this but its a thought

-There's a lot he still doesn't know about us. he's seen some of twil's, art's, and jean's spells, but hasn't seen twilven yet, and i don't think arty's surges are something he can affect

-Oracle Tipi: help will come - covered in a red smear - luck is not our ally (We Been Knew) - someone Of Old, something to do with red - may come to assist you - two sides of coins. could be crimson king?

Meco is a shard/avatar of Ferluma, her brother is Vincent Zotaro

-Symbol on left shoulder

Verithel, angel, probably knifed Okamiki. The knife 'pins' souls in place, possibly for the human, not the demon

King: Kazimir Rocan

Send a letter to Moonfang at Sten's tower about Monsu waiting at the village

-We're in Silent Hill dream world, can't contact Riven

-If we find any Snowhide clan wolfmen, let Monsu & Moonfang know and send them to Mooncrest

*50 gold from trading puppers, can be distributed if needed

cool orc merchant friend: Abak

giant human transmutation circle being drawn around Aeramor - will be done Soon(tm)

carved wooden symbol stamp for Namaki

previously possessed person: Alexandre Kogurm?

A creature that partakes of the feast gains several benefits. The creature is cured of all diseases and poison, becomes immune to poison and being frightened, and makes all Wisdom saving throws with advantage.

current goals: find azaki, find and resurrect mom

Possible feats:

-dual wielder

-lucky, maybe

-resilient (charisma)

-savage attacker

[the-blinkie-guy]

okay, i've noticed that i'm losing interest in actively categorizing my blinkies and other graphics, which in turn is leading to me losing interest in posting on this blog at all.

i've been trying to think of how to solve this, and i think the best course of action would be to just dump it all here without worrying too much about themes? like, wld y'all still follow me if i did miscellaneous dumps instead of themed sets? lmk xx

[the-blinkie-guy]

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTS RECENTLY, TUMBLR IS FUCKING WITH ME AND NOT LETTING ME POST IMAGES FOR SOME REASON?? WILL GET BACK TO IT WHENEVER IT STOPS GLITCHING :(

[the-blinkie-guy]

TY FOR THE BLINKIES *stuffs blinkies in my pocket and runs back to my cave*

[the-blinkie-guy]

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