#The Mall

[officiallylatetotheparty]

Next time we go to the mall we'll be sure to rock that Laszlo energy.

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mall time

[thepastisalreadywritten]

The day Princess Anne was almost kidnapped on The Mall — 50 years on

On this day 50 years ago, 23-year-old Princess Anne found herself fighting off a gunman as her bodyguard and driver lay wounded beside her. Emma Loffhagen takes a deep dive into the disturbing day one of the most senior royals was almost kidnapped.

By Emma Loffhagen

20 March 2024

“Your daughter has been kidnapped. The following are conditions to be fulfilled for release.”

In March 1974, Ian Ball used a rented typewriter to haphazardly type a letter intended for the then-head of state, Queen Elizabeth II.

Ball, 26, a funeral home worker, demanded £3 million — to be paid in £5 notes — in exchange for the return of the Queen’s daughter, Princess Anne.

After becoming fixated with the 23-year-old princess, he spent two years hatching an elaborate plan to kidnap her.

Today, March 20, marks the 50th anniversary of Ball’s kidnap attempt — one of the most bizarre and disturbing episodes in British royal history.

A “loner,” Ball had been inspired to hatch his elaborate kidnap plot by the novel Day of the Jackal.

He wanted to follow in the footsteps of the book’s hero, the contracted assassin the Jackal.

“He was a very strange man,” Ball’s neighbour later said. “The only time he ever went out was when he went down to the launderette or went out for some food.”

It was thought that he had developed a “fixation” on the royal, whipped up by the widespread and lavish coverage of her wedding to Captain Mark Phillips the previous year.

As part of his plan, Ball had moved from his run-down flat in Bayswater to a lush rented house in Fleet, Hampshire.

It was only a few miles from Sandhurst, where Anne lived with her then-husband Phillips.

After a quick phone call to the Buckingham Palace press office, Ball knew which engagements and events Anne attended each week.

He rented a car under the alias John Williams, stocking the boot with Valium tranquilisers and two pairs of handcuffs.

On the evening of 20 March 1974, Anne was travelling back to Buckingham Palace in an Austin Princess limousine.

She had attended a screening of Riding Towards Freedom, a documentary by the charity Riding for the Disabled.

Captain Phillips, her bodyguard James Beaton, and her lady-in-waiting Rowena Jane Brassey, were also in the car driven by royal chauffeur Alexander Callender.

At around 8pm, as the group drove up The Mall, a white Ford Escort swerved in front of the limousine, forcing Callender to stop.

Then a 31-year-old inspector, Beaton, who had been Anne’s bodyguard for a year, got out to investigate.

“I thought it was somebody who wanted to be a pain in the neck,” he later said. “There was no hint of what was to happen.”

Suddenly, a bearded man with light red hair jumped out of the vehicle and pulled out two handguns, smashing the passenger window with the butt of one.

Beaton had not even had the chance to pull out his weapon when he was shot in the shoulder.

He then attempted to fire back at Ball — but missed. Upon a second attempt, his gun — a Walther PPK — jammed.

Ball turned to the passenger door behind the driver’s seat and started shaking it. Anne was sat on the other side. “Open, or I’ll shoot!” he shouted.

As the princess and Captain Phillips desperately tried to hold the door closed, Anne’s lady-in-waiting crawled out of the door on the passenger side.

Beaton got back in the car, placing himself between the couple and their assailant.

Ball shot into the car, and Beaton’s hand deflected the bullet.

He shot the bodyguard a third time, hitting Beaton in the abdomen and causing him to fall from the vehicle.

“I felt tired and very drunk, although I hadn’t been drinking,” Beaton later told police. “I just wanted to lie down.”

Callender stepped out to confront the gunman, but Ball shot him in the chest and he fell back into the car.

Pulling the door open, Ball grabbed Anne’s forearm as her husband held on to her waist.

“Please, come out,” Ball reportedly told the princess. “You’ve got to come.”

As the pair struggled over Anne, her dress ripped, splitting down the back, which she later recalled prompted her to “lose her rag.”

But, rather than panic, she had what she described as a “very irritating conversation” with her potential kidnapper.

Unbelievably calm despite the commotion, Anne famously replied: “Not bloody likely!”

In an interview with the late television presenter Michael Parkinson, she recalled:

“He [the gunman] opened the door and we had a discussion about where — or where not — we were going to go.

“I said I didn’t think I wanted to go. I was scrupulously polite because I thought it would be silly to be too rude at that stage.”

A nearby tabloid journalist, Brian McConnell, arrived on the scene.

Recognising the limo’s insignia, he realised the commotion must have involved a royal family member.

“Don’t be silly, old boy,” he told Ball. “Put the gun down.”

Ball responded by shooting him too and McConnell collapsed bleeding onto the road.

A man named Ronnie Russell drove past at this point.

He was on his way home to Strood, Kent, from working as an area manager for a cleaning company in London.

In a stroke of incredible luck, Russell happened to be a former boxer. He had cut his cloth at the Repton Club in east London, an infamous venue sponsored by the notorious Kray twins.

Jumping out of the car, Russell punched Ball twice in the head before leading Anne and her lady-in-waiting away from the attacker.

He later explained that he “did not like bullies,” which prompted his decision to intervene.

Despite being injured, Ball still shot the first police officer to arrive on the scene, Constable Michael Hills, 22, before running off.

Detective Constable Peter Edmonds, who answered Constable Hills’ radio request for backup, chased Ball down The Mall and through St James’s Park before tackling him on the ground.

At Ball’s Old Bailey trial in May 1974, more details came to light about the plot.

Ball kept his head lowered for most of the proceedings, only uttering the word “guilty” to confirm the charges of attempted murder and kidnapping.

In his pocket, detectives had discovered the kidnap note addressed to the Queen, which demanded the £3 million ransom (the equivalent of £26 million today), a free pardon, and a plane to fly him to Switzerland.

He had planned to take the princess to a central London property he had rented under an alias.

In a police interview, Ball also said he believed Anne would be an easy target after ascertaining her whereabouts by phoning the Buckingham Palace press office.

“I had thought about it for years,” he said. “She would have been the easiest. I have seen her riding with her husband.”

Ball also showed no remorse for having shot three men on the night of the attempted kidnap.

“They were getting in my way so I had to shoot them,” he said. “Well, the police, that's their job. They expect to be shot. I took a chance of getting shot so why shouldn't they?”

He added: “I suppose I’ll be locked up for the rest of my life. I am only sorry I frightened Princess Anne. There is one good thing coming out of this: you will have to improve on her protection.”

Ball was diagnosed with schizophrenia following the trial and sentenced to a mental health facility under the Mental Health Act, “without limit or time."

He remains in the Broadmoor Hospital in Berkshire to this day.

The facility has been home to a series of notorious criminals, including serial killer Peter Sutcliffe and London gangster Ronnie Kray.

Immediately after the attack, the royals ceased having only one protection officer.

When Anne visited Beaton in hospital, “she turned up with two policemen,” her bodyguard said. “From then on, that’s what it was.”

“I had nothing…There was no back-up vehicle,” Beaton told The Times separately.

“The training was non-existent; but then again, [we thought] nothing was going to happen. They are highly specialised now, highly trained.”

Beaton continued to work for Anne for another five years — before the Queen employed him.

After Beaton’s weapon jammed, the type of guns used by bodyguards were also changed: “The Walthers were got rid of overnight.”

Beaton was honoured for his bravery, receiving the George Cross — the UK’s highest civilian honour for gallantry.

Russell also received the honour. In a 2006 interview, Russell recalled what Queen Elizabeth said as she presented his George Medal:

“The medal is from the Queen of England, the thank you is from Anne’s mother.”

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The Mall

The Mall in Central Park is a famous and iconic feature of this renowned urban park located in the heart of Manhattan, New York City. It is a tree-lined promenade, often described as a "grand boulevard," that stretches for approximately 40 feet wide and 0.25 miles long. The Mall runs through the center of Central Park, offering a picturesque and serene setting for visitors. Here are some key details about The Mall:

Design and Landscape: The Mall was designed in the 1850s by the park's creators, landscape architects Frederick Law Olmsted and Calvert Vaux. It was intended to provide a peaceful and contemplative walkway that contrasts with the surrounding bustling city streets. The design includes a double row of American elm trees that create a leafy canopy overhead.

Scenic Beauty: The most striking feature of The Mall is its canopy of American elm trees, which arch over the pathway, creating a natural tunnel. The lush green canopy provides shade during the summer months and a stunning display of autumn foliage in the fall.

Historical Significance: The Mall is one of the original features of Central Park, dating back to the park's inception in the 19th century. Its historical significance lies in its role as a tranquil retreat within the bustling city, fulfilling the vision of Olmsted and Vaux.

Literary and Cultural Associations: The Mall has been featured in numerous films, television shows, and works of literature, adding to its cultural significance. It often serves as a backdrop for romantic scenes, leisurely strolls, and outdoor performances.

Statues and Sculptures: At the southern end of The Mall stands a statue of Christopher Columbus, unveiled in 1892. The Mall also includes statues of famous literary figures, such as William Shakespeare and Sir Walter Scott, as well as plaques featuring quotes from their works.

Activities and Events: Throughout the year, The Mall hosts a variety of events and activities. These can include art installations, concerts, outdoor performances, and cultural festivals. The pathway is often filled with musicians, artists, and street performers showcasing their talents.

Wedding Photography: Due to its romantic atmosphere and picturesque setting, The Mall is a popular location for wedding and engagement photography. Many couples choose to capture their special moments amid the elegant backdrop of the tree-lined promenade.

Four Seasons: The Mall offers a different experience in each season. In the spring, the elm trees sprout new leaves, creating a lush green canopy. In the fall, the changing leaves create a breathtaking display of autumn colors. During the winter, The Mall can be particularly enchanting when covered in snow.

Access and Location: The Mall is easily accessible by foot from various points within Central Park, making it a central and popular destination for park visitors. It is located near other notable landmarks such as Bethesda Terrace, the Central Park Zoo, and the Central Park Conservatory Garden.

Artistic Inspiration: The Mall has been a source of inspiration for countless artists, photographers, and writers. The atmospheric beauty of the tree-lined pathway and the changing seasons make it a captivating subject for creative expression.

Fitness and Recreation: While The Mall is primarily known for its leisurely strolls and cultural activities, it also provides an excellent space for various recreational activities, including jogging, yoga, and tai chi. The wide pathway and serene surroundings make it an ideal place for outdoor exercise.

Wedding Ceremonies: Beyond photography, The Mall is a popular choice for outdoor wedding ceremonies due to its romantic ambiance and picturesque backdrop. Couples often choose to exchange vows beneath the elegant canopy of elm trees.

Cross-Country Skiing: During the winter months when Central Park is covered in snow, The Mall transforms into a cross-country skiing destination. It offers a serene and snow-covered landscape for winter sports enthusiasts.

Quiet Reflection: Amidst the activities and events, The Mall provides moments of quiet reflection. Many visitors come here to find solitude, read a book, or simply enjoy a peaceful pause from the demands of city life.

Birdwatching: Central Park is a haven for birdwatchers, and The Mall is no exception. The combination of trees and open space attracts a variety of bird species, making it an excellent spot for birdwatching.

Educational Opportunities: The Mall's natural setting and historical significance provide opportunities for educational programs and guided tours. Visitors can learn about the park's history, ecology, and the significance of its design.

Horse-Drawn Carriages: Visitors can often spot horse-drawn carriages offering rides along The Mall and other parts of Central Park. It's a charming and nostalgic way to explore the park while taking in the scenic beauty.

Public Art Installations: Central Park frequently hosts temporary art installations, and The Mall is no exception. These installations can include sculptures, art exhibitions, and interactive displays, adding an artistic dimension to the natural surroundings.

Access: The Mall is wheelchair and stroller accessible, ensuring that visitors of all mobility levels can enjoy this iconic feature of Central Park.

In summary, The Mall in Central Park is a multifaceted destination that caters to a wide range of interests and experiences. Its natural beauty, cultural significance, and seasonal transformations make it a beloved and enduring part of Central Park's charm, providing both New Yorkers and visitors with a tranquil and enchanting urban escape.

[sallyrhubarb]

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[sometimeslondon]

Buckingham Palace and the Victoria Memorial from the Mall

[retropopcult]

Valley Girl (1983)

[timetravelingcourtney]

The girlies are going to beat the heat by heading to the mall. But what to wear?

[vintagerpg]

Back to the mall! The Mall (2022) is another adventure zine for Liminal Horror (a hack of Cairn, but there are conversion notes for The Company and Agents of ODD included). I seem to be developing a thing for mall-based horror. Shame I didn’t like Silent Hill 3 all that much…

Anyway, the year is 199X and the mall in Carpenter, Oregon, has been struggling. Current management has plans, but they have less to do with increasing commerce and more to do with shapeshifting eldtrich horrors. This goes about how you’d expect.

Couple neat things. The kick-off is a raffle to give away a car, which has attracted a number of folks to the usually desolate mall, who are then trapped when the supernatural forces are unleashed. Those folks soon form factions, hole up in safe spots and hoard resources. Coupled with the way events and encounters cascade, these factions of relatively normal people give the adventure a surprisingly dynamic feel.

The other thing is the Whisper Card mechanic, which, basically when terrible things happen to a character, they get a card with roleplaying prompts or, in some instances, an indication that they have been replaced by the entity. This is pretty great! Its the first time I’ve seen someone try to implement something that works like the Alien RPG’s secret agenda cards and this is particularly exciting because the Alien cards are basically single use, tied directly to the action of specific cinematic scenarios. The Whisper Cards, though, are not tied explicitly to The Mall — you can adapt them to any sort of game and still have them function pretty well. Exciting stuff!

[trapezequeen]

ZENDAYA Buzzfeed: Puppy Interview If you were to lose your celebrity status for 24 hours, what would be the first thing you would do?

[autumnalsunrises]

Celebrating my birthday a week early with my brother.

He got me tickets to the American Dream mirror maze. God, this is so fun. I didn't get too lost.

We walked around the mall too. Most of the stores aren't open. I have to save my money for North Carolina.

Now I'm having noodle soup for dinner

[officiallylatetotheparty]

Laszlo is truly the king, and he will get to the bottom of anyone.

[scullys-scalpel]

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[visit-new-york]

The Mall in Central Park is one of the most iconic and picturesque features of this famous urban park located in Manhattan, New York City. The Mall is a tree-lined promenade that stretches for approximately 40 feet wide and 0.25 miles long, running through the center of Central Park from 66th Street to 72nd Street. Here's more information about The Mall:

Design and Landscape: The Mall is designed as a grand, formal pathway, flanked by a double row of American elm trees that form a leafy canopy overhead. These trees create a stunning visual tunnel effect, providing shade and shelter for visitors as they walk along the path. The design was inspired by European promenades and boulevards.

Literary and Cultural Significance: The Mall has a rich cultural history and has been featured in numerous films, television shows, and works of literature. It is often associated with scenes of leisurely strolls, romantic encounters, and vibrant outdoor performances. It has appeared in movies like "Manhattan" and "Vanilla Sky" and serves as the backdrop for many memorable moments in pop culture.

Statues and Sculptures: The Mall features several notable statues and sculptures. At the southern end of The Mall stands a statue of Christopher Columbus, which was unveiled in 1892 as part of the 400th anniversary celebration of Columbus's voyage to the Americas. The Mall also includes statues of famous literary figures, including William Shakespeare and Sir Walter Scott.

Events and Activities: The Mall is a hub of activity within Central Park. Throughout the year, it hosts a variety of events, including concerts, art exhibitions, and outdoor performances. It's a popular spot for musicians, artists, and street performers to showcase their talents.

Central Park Conservancy: The Central Park Conservancy, a non-profit organization dedicated to the maintenance and preservation of Central Park, plays a vital role in caring for The Mall and ensuring that it remains a beautiful and inviting space for visitors.

Scenic Beauty: The Mall provides some of the most scenic views in Central Park. The tree-lined pathway offers a peaceful escape from the surrounding city streets, allowing visitors to immerse themselves in nature while remaining in the heart of Manhattan.

Four Seasons: The Mall offers a different experience in each season. In the spring, the elm trees come alive with new leaves, creating a lush green canopy. In the fall, the changing leaves create a stunning display of autumn colors. During the winter, The Mall can be enchanting when covered in snow.

Access: The Mall is easily accessible from various points within Central Park and is a popular starting or stopping point for visitors exploring the park. It's within walking distance of attractions such as Bethesda Terrace, the Central Park Zoo, and many others.

Historical Significance: The Mall is part of the original design of Central Park, conceived by Frederick Law Olmsted and Calvert Vaux in the mid-19th century. Their vision was to create a space where New Yorkers could escape the hustle and bustle of the city and enjoy nature in an urban setting.

Walking and Recreation: The Mall is a popular destination for people who enjoy walking, jogging, or simply relaxing on one of the many benches along the promenade. It offers a tranquil and pedestrian-friendly environment, making it a favored spot for both locals and tourists.

Wintertime Activities: During the winter months, The Mall often becomes a site for cross-country skiing when there's enough snowfall. The snow-covered trees and serene atmosphere create a magical winter landscape.

Photography: The Mall's picturesque setting makes it a favorite location for photographers, whether it's for professional photoshoots, engagement pictures, or simply capturing the natural beauty of Central Park.

Wedding Ceremonies: The Mall is a popular choice for outdoor wedding ceremonies due to its romantic and photogenic qualities. Many couples choose to exchange vows under the canopy of elm trees, creating a charming and memorable backdrop for their special day.

The Literary Walk: The southern end of The Mall is often referred to as the "Literary Walk." This section features statues of famous literary figures, including William Shakespeare and Sir Walter Scott, as well as plaques with quotes from their works. It's a tribute to the literary heritage of the park.

Bridal Path: Parallel to The Mall, on the eastern side of Central Park, there is a Bridle Path, which is used for horseback riding. This path adds to the equestrian and recreational opportunities in the park.

Accessibility: The Mall is easily accessible by foot, bicycle, and various paths within Central Park. It's a peaceful escape from the surrounding city streets, and the ample seating along the promenade encourages visitors to take their time and enjoy the surroundings.

In summary, The Mall in Central Park is a beloved and iconic feature that embodies the park's commitment to providing a tranquil and scenic escape in the heart of New York City. It is not only a place of natural beauty but also a cultural and historical landmark that continues to captivate visitors and serve as a symbol of Central Park's enduring allure.

The Mall in Central Park continues to be a place of serenity and natural beauty that offers a respite from the urban hustle and bustle of New York City. Whether you're looking for a leisurely stroll, a place to enjoy the changing seasons, or a quiet spot for reflection, The Mall provides an enchanting experience in the heart of this iconic urban oasis.

[sallyrhubarb]

I want this image and quote on my next birthday cake 🤣

[beautifulheartandspirit]

Went to the mall !!